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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: macmacnick on January 19, 2014, 05:32:42 am

Title: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: macmacnick on January 19, 2014, 05:32:42 am
Here is where we dispose and catalogue our stereotypes. It is a horrid place, and as such, I thought Comic Sans MS Pink conveys the message of horror the most effectively.
(the more offensive the better to dispose of.)
Let's Begin.He who Squid rams a Galleon usually has a death wish or is trying to total it Kamikaze style, or has no piloting talent. Usually fulfills the american stereotype of an asian driver.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on January 19, 2014, 08:09:14 am
I can't really think of any stereotypes off the top of my head right now so take this image instead!

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/127/274/1fde3_COMIC-SANS.jpg)
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 19, 2014, 11:51:06 am
Any captain who carries Moonshine "for the ship" probably drinks it too. A lot.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 19, 2014, 09:27:50 pm
Mobulas remind me of stuck-up hipsters.

'Oh, a balloon on the bottom? Yea, I'm the special snowflake of the GoI ships. What's that? Glass cannon?
All the add-in ships are glass cannons, haven't you heard?
Probably never heard of a ship with 5 guns in one direction before, have you? Don't worry, most people haven't.'

And it thinks it's so fancy with it's pointy railings and hidden components.

Bah. Thing turns like a bar of soap.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Coldcurse on January 22, 2014, 03:00:48 am
All pilots who use only minelaunchers on a mobula are insane.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: HamsterIV on January 22, 2014, 11:41:55 am
Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Coldcurse on January 23, 2014, 04:48:01 am
Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?
Everybody who is cosplaying a pilot of guns of icarus is an Hamsterfoursterian.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: HamsterIV on January 23, 2014, 11:37:40 am
Chauron and Shukketsushi were doing the cosplay thing long before I was. While making fun of a marine and his wife's hobby is an incredibly stupid thing to do, I hope they will forgive me since the jab was aimed mostly at my self.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Coldcurse on January 24, 2014, 02:46:35 am
Everyone who ask for forgiveness, have made mistakes before.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: The Sky Wolf on January 26, 2014, 12:54:08 am
Pyramericans ram ram ram and kill kill kill
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: The Sky Wolf on January 26, 2014, 02:53:14 am
Damn junker terrorists.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 26, 2014, 03:17:59 pm
Spire more like sniping tower
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Coldcurse on January 27, 2014, 03:20:57 am
Spire more like sniping tower
Squid more like Food for Guns.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 27, 2014, 11:34:32 am
Spire more like sniping tower
Squid more like Food for Guns.
Galleon more like city with walls and a garrison
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: HamsterIV on January 27, 2014, 02:23:36 pm
Squid pilots are the type of people that bring a knife to a gun fight. Some of them are the type of people who bring a knife to a gun fight and win. The rest are the type of people who think they can bring a knife to a gunfight and win.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Coldcurse on January 28, 2014, 02:11:52 am
whoever thinks that rammig a galleon with a squid is usefull is an brainless pilot.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: The Sky Wolf on January 28, 2014, 04:07:34 am
Squid pilots are the type of people that bring a knife to a gun fight. Some of them are the type of people who bring a knife to a gun fight and win. The rest are the type of people who think they can bring a knife to a gunfight and win.

More like being on a skateboard with a shotgun and a flamethrower going up against an M1 Abrams tank
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Skrimskraw on January 28, 2014, 08:05:55 am
people who fly the same thing over and over are afraid of balance changes.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 28, 2014, 12:12:55 pm
Cakes use too much fire
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 28, 2014, 04:53:24 pm
I regret to inform you all that we will not be seeing or hearing from Mr. Colt any time soon.

His house was the origin of a horrible arso--- accident.

Pour soul must have left his curling iron on.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: HamsterIV on January 28, 2014, 05:18:10 pm
There seems to be a dramatic uptick in cake and other baking related arso--- accidents. I suspect defective oven thermostats. There should be more regulations with regard to such an important piece of safety equipment.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 28, 2014, 06:37:33 pm
People who think I can die that easily are probably right
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Skrimskraw on January 30, 2014, 10:52:30 am
people who use light weapons have no gunning skills.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: The Sky Wolf on January 30, 2014, 11:30:15 pm
people who use light weapons have no gunning skills.

Watcha mean by light weapons, like light sabres, or weapons that aren't heavy?
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on January 31, 2014, 01:01:35 am
people who use light weapons have no gunning skills.

Watcha mean by light weapons, like light sabres, or weapons that aren't heavy?
Or weapons low in carbs?
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 31, 2014, 10:57:57 am
Carb-free Hawachas are basically the same as their gluttonous counterparts. 
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on February 06, 2014, 07:45:13 am
Carb-free Hawachas are basically the same as their gluttonous counterparts.
And are made with exotic lion meat.
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: Oliver Colt on February 06, 2014, 02:05:02 pm
Carb-free Hawachas are basically the same as their gluttonous counterparts.
And are made with exotic lion meat.
Actually it's tofu, the regular ones are the ones that have lion meat
Title: Re: Encyclopaedia Stereotypica
Post by: RethBurn on February 06, 2014, 06:26:15 pm
how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?

In a weird chain of events; I've just realized why I've had an incredibly affection for scarfs during 2013 to now.