Encyclopaedia Stereotypica

[macmacnick]

Here is where we dispose and catalogue our stereotypes. It is a horrid place, and as such, I thought Comic Sans MS Pink conveys the message of horror the most effectively.
(the more offensive the better to dispose of.)
Let's Begin.He who Squid rams a Galleon usually has a death wish or is trying to total it Kamikaze style, or has no piloting talent. Usually fulfills the american stereotype of an asian driver.

[Cheesy Crackers]

I can't really think of any stereotypes off the top of my head right now so take this image instead!

[Oliver Colt]

Any captain who carries Moonshine "for the ship" probably drinks it too. A lot.

[James T. Kirk]

Mobulas remind me of stuck-up hipsters.

'Oh, a balloon on the bottom? Yea, I'm the special snowflake of the GoI ships. What's that? Glass cannon?
All the add-in ships are glass cannons, haven't you heard?
Probably never heard of a ship with 5 guns in one direction before, have you? Don't worry, most people haven't.'

And it thinks it's so fancy with it's pointy railings and hidden components.

Bah. Thing turns like a bar of soap.

[Coldcurse]

All pilots who use only minelaunchers on a mobula are insane.

[HamsterIV]

Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?

[Coldcurse]

Any one who puts together a Guns of Icarus Cosplay outfit has way too much time and money for their own good. When you are walking around in public with that ridiculous getup, how many people are going to "get" that the scarf makes you a pilot?

Everybody who is cosplaying a pilot of guns of icarus is an Hamsterfoursterian.

[HamsterIV]

Chauron and Shukketsushi were doing the cosplay thing long before I was. While making fun of a marine and his wife's hobby is an incredibly stupid thing to do, I hope they will forgive me since the jab was aimed mostly at my self.

[Coldcurse]

Everyone who ask for forgiveness, have made mistakes before.

[The Sky Wolf]

Pyramericans ram ram ram and kill kill kill

[The Sky Wolf]

Damn junker terrorists.

[Oliver Colt]

Spire more like sniping tower

[Coldcurse]

Spire more like sniping tower

Squid more like Food for Guns.

[Oliver Colt]

Spire more like sniping tower

Squid more like Food for Guns.

Galleon more like city with walls and a garrison

[HamsterIV]

Squid pilots are the type of people that bring a knife to a gun fight. Some of them are the type of people who bring a knife to a gun fight and win. The rest are the type of people who think they can bring a knife to a gunfight and win.