Debate of everything and nothing

[Jawjee]

OKAY THAT'S IT.
*Jawjee jumps, making Coldcurse hit the roof with the head*
>:I

[Coldcurse]

Objection. Even when you're a husky, you won't be able to jump that high.

[Jawjee]

Objection! We're in the pit, and I'm not a feral husky, I'm half human half husky, thus gaining great leg powers.

[Coldcurse]

Objection! there is no roof.

[Jawjee]

Objection! That is because you broke it in the 99 bottles thread.

[Coldcurse]

Objection! You broke it since you used a bottle filled with kerosine, making me fly through the roof.

[Jawjee]

Objection! It was nitroglycerin, an unstable compound which is at risk of high explosion if physical shock is applied, or if the temperature goes above 13 degrees Celsius.

[Coldcurse]

Objection! you still caused the source of the roof damage.

[Jawjee]

Objection! I wouldn't have done it if you didn't force me to.

[Coldcurse]

Objection! You could have gone through a different aproach but you chose the bottle of nitroglycarine. It waas your own choice.

[Jawjee]

I had nothing else to hit you with! Objection!

[Oliver Colt]

*Walks in yawning*

Morning everyo- WHHAAT IS HAPPENING? :0

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Odarn I forgot my coffee :I

[Jawjee]

DAMNIT OLVIER, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

[Oliver Colt]

I know, I know... *yawns* *sits down on the floor in the middle of the room* :I