Ban the User Above You

[macmacnick]

I ban redroach for using the word logic (in different forms) eight times in his last sentence.

[RedRoach]

I ban mac for not being logical in his unlogical conclusion to logically ban me for...

I ban Macmac for causing me to start on another logic train.

[Shadak Shademore]

I ban RedRoach for banning Macmacnick twice

[Queso]

I ban Shadak twice because I've banned people way more times in one post!

[RedRoach]

I ban Queso for banning a person 7 times in a single post instead of 7 people in a single post.

Big ban time. I ban RedRoach because I'm no longer a dev. I double ban RedRoach cause I didn't have access even when I was interning at Muse Games. My old ban on racism therefore still applies making a triple ban. I quad ban you for forgetting that I also was a CA Mod. I quintuple ban RedRoach for implying I have any power over hiring people. I sextuple ban RedRoach because who doesn't like cake. And I septuple ban RedRoach because the previous bans built up enough ban tax to cost him another ban.

[Queso]

I ban RedRoach for discussing previous moderation action in the pit.

[RedRoach]

I ban Queso for using moderation action in the pit.

[Mod Josie]

I ban RedRoach for not respecting the authoreteh of moderators in the pit.

[RedRoach]

I ban Jacob for insisting he has authoritay over the pit.

[Oliver Colt]

I ban RedRoach because all the Muse cool kids are banning him and I wanna be a cool kid like them.

[Cheesy Crackers]

I ban Oliver for not letting me time travel

[Replaceable]

I ban Cheesy because you can time travel using nothing but, a squid, a buff hammer and moonshine.

[DJ Calvary]

I ban Replaceable for not including a Loch. harpoon to this equation

[RedRoach]

I ban Calvary for introducing math to the pit.

[Jawjee]

I ban Calvary because RedRoach is right, CAL, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU AND SWIM, NO MATHS PLS.