Ban the User Above You

[Mod Josie]

I ban macmac for not realising that the instant you point out that you're a hipster is the exact moment that you cease to be one and instead become an attention seeker.

[RedRoach]

I ban Jacob for pointing out attention seekers so that attention is shared unto us all

[Mod Josie]

I ban RedRoach for taking attention.

[RedRoach]

I ban Jacob for implying that I wanted attention.

[AbbyTheRat]

I ban everyone who didn't take part in round two of The Wall[v2] The KillStealer Edition.

[RedRoach]

I ban AbbyTheRat for banning people from taking part in round three of The Wall[v2] The KillStealer Edition.

I also ban AbbyTheRat for not letting me know if I can't sit on my kerosene, let rip, and fly towards my destination with speed, like in a real squid XD

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because if in a game you can make perfume (to the ramifications the killstealer likes) I'm pretty sure you can go full speed in a squid to hurt things.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for not realizing that I meant if I could use my kerosene while on foot in a goofy way.

...for not letting me know if I can't sit on my kerosene, let rip, and fly towards my destination with speed...

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because whoops.

And I do not see why not.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable because LOGIIIICCCC!!!!!

[Replaceable]

Would I have to be strapped to your back and continue to hit you with a spanner in order for you to continue to burn Kerosene on yourself? Hmm. Food for thought.

I ban RedRoach for making me ponder an untestable hypothesis.

[BdrLineAzn]

I ban Replaceable as why think, this is the Pit all logic has gone out of the door.

[RedRoach]

I ban BdrLineAzn for insisting that all logic has gone out of the door. There's logical logic, and there's unreasonable logic. I like to play with unreasonable logic.

I ban BdrLine for making me use logical logic in the pit.

[Cheesy Crackers]

I ban RedRoach for using too much logic

[RedRoach]

I ban Cheesy Crackers for not using logic to justifiy the logical conclusion about my misuse of logic  in an unlogical place in response to a logic-denying conclusion about the use of logic in a thread about using logic to reach logical reasons for bans.