Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Cheesy Crackers on October 18, 2013, 07:12:31 am
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So this is a sort of standard thread in most forums where you just come up with a reason (Anything) to ban the person who posted above you.
I ban the person above me for not posting anything
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I ban Cheesy for starting this thread
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I ban Andika for replying to it
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It is unfortunate that I would have to do this, that anyone would have to. Sir Riggatto, of the Merry Men, I, RethBurn will now depose you, and rid the world of your terrible regime.
You have dictated over people's rights to dictate for far too long, and now I will strike you down, and ban thee from thine domain.
I ban Riggatto for being a meany that doesn't allow people to reply.
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I ban Rethbrun. He knows why.
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I ban DMaximus for withholding key information as to the reason for Rethburn's banning.
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I ban Gryphos for wanting so much information.
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I ban Riggatto for replying twice to this thread
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I blame Shink for ...
"What? This is a ban thread? For anyone? Oh... Okay, Okay I got one. I ban Shink for this not being a Blame Shink thread. "
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I ban Shadowsteel ninjaing his post before I put mine
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I ban BdrLineAzn for not living up to my expectations of an Asian Driver.
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I ban Hamster for stereotyping.
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Oh god I remember this game
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I ban Sgt. Spoon for having a long memory and yet not following the thread's rules which he clearly remembers.
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I ban Keon for enforcing rules in the pit.
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I ban James T. Kirk.
Edit:
OMG I was the fastest to do it!!!!! :P
Edit No. 2: I ban him for all the fires of course.
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I ban Andika for making edits to her post.
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I ban Piemanlives for slandering Cakewomandies.
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I ban Sammy BT because he just... won't... die!
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I ban Brick Hardcastle for killing a man with a trident.
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I ban NoWuffo for not making me Asian, shame on you!
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I ban Pieman for posting twice.
OH GOD DANGIT.
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I ban Kirk for posting twice!
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I ban Pieman for banning someone for a stupid reason.
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I ban you for attempting to ban me.
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I ban Pieman for spamming the banning thread.
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I ban Kirk For ramming us into landscape.
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I ban pieman for missing the harpoon when we were RIGHT THERE.
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I blame Kirk for not putting me into arc to hit with my Harpoons.
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I ban Pieman for saying blame not ban. This isn't a shinkurex thread.
Also I ban Kirk for taking up the entire second page.
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I ban Keon for banning two people, I also ban myself for being Asian.
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I ban Pieman for starting the third page.
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I ban Keon for replying to the third page.
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I ban Pieman, for all his accusations.
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<User has been banned>
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I Ban BdrLineAzn for worshipping a product that comes from a creature that consumes horrendously large amounts of resources and farts methane out of its ass, which contributes to global warming.
I also ban James T. Kirk for imitating the system.
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I ban that guy FOR THE BACON
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I ban DMaximus for levels being a factor of 2 lower each time.
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I ban Keon for doing math
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I ban Math for getting hard as steel.
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I ban Math for getting hard as steel.
I ban Piemanlives for not having 3-1-4 ranks anymore.
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I still have that in screen shot form.
(https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/563032_180365342115775_207888143_n.png)
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I ban Keon for the junker not having the option to put a giant axe in the place of its front gun.
I ban Piemanlives for not cropping his screenshots.
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I ban MacMacnick for not letting my screenshots live in peace.
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I ban the people above me because I have no other reason
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I ban Bdrlineazn cause it's my Birthday and I can ban who I want to.
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IbanLordDickTimeforhavingnotmentionedskywhalesinawhile.
Also on another note, Happy Birthday Tim!
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I ban Piemanlives for wishing happy birthday!
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I ban Andika for having a flower in their avatars hair
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for discriminating against people with flowers in their avatar's hair.
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I ban Mac for being a mac with a windows avatar!
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I ban Tim for converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...
Have some consideration man, that's partially how we got to this forsaken time!
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I ban letus for being scientifically incorrect
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for being so delicious. Hmm... c'mere.
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I ban LDT for his Whale fallacy he calls a religion :P
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I ban Shinkurex for denying the truth of Sky Whales.
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I ban Hamster for never wanting to fly against us anymore...
on that note, I ban Zill for making Hamster not want to fly against us
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I ban Shink for bringing me into this without me even posting. His fault.
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I ban Zill for being OP.
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I ban Surette for whining about the meta.
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I ban Gryphos for mocking nature with his lion/eagle abomination. Such creatures are an affront to the natural order and will not be tolerated good sir.
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I ban Hamster because I felt like it
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I ban Riggatto for 3 7's
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I ban Riggatto for 3 7's
It's your own fault I'm banning you.
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I ban Keon for being a dragon.
I also blame/ban Shink for this train wreak.
Also anyone notice the number of CA's who've posted in this?
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I ban Pieman for his attention to the number of CA's in this train wreck
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I Ban BdrLineAzn for alluding to Pieman claiming this thread as being a trainwreck
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I ban mac because I've never played a game with him.
For all I know, he could be a bot.
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I ban James T. Kirk for fire
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I ban Shinkurex for insinuating that fire is a bad thing. All technological advancements in human history are the result of use of fire.
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I ban James T. Kirk for fire
Excessive fire use?
Fire proficiency?
Arson?
Or just fire in general?
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I ban James T. Kirk for asking too many questions.
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I ban Hamster for question censorship.
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I ban James T. Kirk for fire
Excessive fire use?
Fire proficiency?
Arson?
Or just fire in general?
Yes
I ban Riggatto for posting when I had to work
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I ban Shink for the broken promises of getting a new computer and his dog for destroying his headset.
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I ban Yiski for discrimination against dogs and dog owners.
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I ban Hamster for being the first post on the last 2 pages.
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I ban Kirk for not flying around during the late night hours of the Western USA.
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I ban macmacnick for having two mac's in his name
On a lesser note, having Nick as well since there a bunch of Nicks in this forum <3 to you guys
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I ban BdrLineAzn for him switching accounts at times :P
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I Ban FullyAzn for Accusing BdrLineAzn for switching accounts, honestly :P
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I ban Pieman for making me think, when it is one o'clock in the morning, and I'm all out of chocolate/caffeinated goods.
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I ban macmacnick for his "Clan" tag
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I Ban(Blame) Shinkurex for 'Shinking' his Ex.
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I ban macmacnick for his "Play on words"
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I ban Cheesy for unnecessary quotation marks.
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I ban James T. Kirk for having 100 salutes.
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I blame genozide for having 2 salutes. Take that!
Also, I ban Sunderland for not have had a mic and being a salute-vacuum.
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I ban Keon for his second sentence not making sense.
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I ban Gryphos for having sequential class levels, and not knowing about the N-Sunderland microphone/salute hostage scandal.
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I ban all of you.
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I ban all of you.
We ban you too, Zill.
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I ban all of you.
We ban you too, Zill.
Well, I guess that's it for GoI.
It's been a nice ride, all.
I was looking forward to adventure mode, but, oh well, guess none of us will be able to participate.
Maybe our paths will cross again.
In another game.
Goodbye, my dear friends, for we are all banned.
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I ban James T. Kirk for not banning Dmax
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I ban Shinkurex for not banning Dmax
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Seriously?
I ban Dmax for not being banned and ban Gryphos for not banning Dmax.
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I ban shadowsteel for 3 8s
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I ban Shink for banning someone for having 3 level 8's and posting on a day of a month that is those 8's times that 3.
3x8=24 Mathilosophy
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I ban Mac, again, for doing things with math. Bad.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for his ranks being multiples of 3
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I ban Qwerty for oval.
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I ban Pieman for not banning Bdrlineazn and I applaud the Bdrlineazn for being the first person to notice that in months.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for his salute amount not also being a multiple of 3
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I ban Gryphos for not having as many salutes as LDT. I also am pissed at myself for gaining levels and no longer having levels that fit in a nice numeric sequence. Next step Primes.
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I ban Hamster for not having Primes yet
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I ban Shink for not being a Prime.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for not being an Optimus.
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I ban James T. Kirk for assuming BrdLine isn't.
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I ban Gryphos for assuming James T. Kirks assumung BrdLine is(n't).
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I ban Sammy B.T. for not putting pants on his avatar.
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I ban Hamster because I am bored
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I ban Riggatto for having double letters in his name.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for having bacon as "bacn" in his clan tag
What kind of sick monster... If you can't have bacon as the full word then don't have it at all, or you taint it's purity
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I ban anyone who posts a gunner thread.
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I ban Zill for censorship ;)
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I ban you for buffing too much and being sorry about it. ;p
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I Ban Zill for being OP!
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I ban Fargo for having levels that add to twenty
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I ban everyone above me for not banning Cheesy Crackers for the lowercase B in Bacon.
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I ban you for buffing too much and being sorry about it. ;p
Yeah, about that... I really do need to apologize to you ;)
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I ban Sunderland for not having a mic.
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I ban Sammy for making me think of BLT whenever I see his name and it makes me hungry.
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I ban Morblitz for also making me want a BLT. Dammit, that sounds so good right now.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for agreeing with me in advance.
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I ban James T. Kirk for making me want food now.
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I ban Pieman for not actually being a pie that I can eat.
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I ban Gryphos for cannibalism.
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I ban Pieman for pyromania.
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I ban Sunderland for Shink.
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I ban Piemanlives for blaming Sunderland for me....
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I ban Shink for being a higher level gunner than I'll ever be (not that it m- ok, sorry :P)
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I ban Sunderland for other people having the same avatar as him.
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I ban BrdLine for me never being able to work out what the hell his avatar is.
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I ban Gryphos for not knowing what BdrLineAzns' avatar is
*I think it's a pair of compasses on a cog?*
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for having far too much cheesy and far too little crackers in his avatar.
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I ban Hamster for eating newspaper and being far, far too easy to step on.
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I ban Swallow for not playing Guns of Icarus.
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I ban Sammy for having criminally bad French pronunciation.
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I ban Sunderland for expecting any nonfrench people to be able to speak French correctly
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I ban Riggatto for assuming that Sammy was trying to pronounce it correctly (his sole purpose was to upset me. I'm the victim here!)
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Sunderland is banned! Banned I say! There is no acquittal!
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I BAN THE BOTH OF YOUSE BECAUSE MURICA.
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I blame DMaximus for excessive patriotism.
Oh wait... (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1564.msg27498.html#msg27498)
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Banning Kirk for not saying the huge security flaw of putting all of Star Fleet's top officers into a skyscraper with large glass windows while cars can fly FREELY about in the world soon enough...
...seriously...a nerd's basement would've been safer...
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I Ban Letus for even bringing up that movie. My hatred for it grows each day.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for continuing to discuss it.
Awww fudge hammer.
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I ban Pieman because I don't know what film you're talking about.
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I ban Gryphos for not knowing Star Trek.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for molesting new community members with his uncomfortablely long hugs:
Welcome to the community AJ! Now for a warm uncomfortablely long hug from aarge bearded man who hunts flying whales. Yes... That feels nice right?
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Hamster is banned for not liking hugs
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I ban Riggatto for his passive sentence structure.
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Ban Gryphos, I do. Sentence structure, reason it is
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I ban bdrline for making my head hurt
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I ban Shink for not seeing the awesomeness of Yoda Speech; that being Latin sentence structure.
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I Ban Letus for banning and not blaming Shink.
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I ban nick. Reason? What's a reason and how does one obtain it?
Oh and for blaming Shink :P
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I ban Riggatto simply because I haven't banned him yet.
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Bannin Kirk because I forgot the "g" in "banning."
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Banning Letus for banning by personal reasons
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I ban Rethburn for using the word 'banning' twice in one sentence.
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I ban gryphos for hypocrisy, he did the same thing
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I ban Riggatto for being unobservant. 'Ban' and 'banning' are not the same word.
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Ban gryphos for Grammer, banning is the present participle of the word ban, so they are technically the same word used to describe the same action
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I ban Riggatto for giving a lecture in the Pit.
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I ban BdrLine for disliking Pit Lectures.
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I ban Rock because I should be the one giving the damn Pit lecture on the English Language.
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I ban sama for not giving a lecture instead of giving one.
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I Ban Riggatto.... Why? Because I can, that's why.
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I ban Shinkurex for giving precisely zero fucks.
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I ban Gryphos for having changed his in-game name at least four times now.
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I Ban Sunderland for his Dev app naming mishap
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I knew you'd bring that up!
I ban Shink for bringing that up.
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I re-ban Sunderland for doing it
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Riggatto is banned for the idea of re-banning, that is simply unacceptable.
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I Ban Prof. Giles Percy for banning someone for their unorthodox ideas.
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I ban macmacnick for actually getting that song stuck in my head
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I ban BdrLine for being ambiguous.
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I ban James T. Kirk for not being J. Tiberius Kirk.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim for not being King Dick Tim.
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Gryphos, I told you to change that bird porn avatar of yours. BANNED
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Charon has been banned for implying that bird porn is somehow more offensive than regular porn.
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Swallow has been banned for posting at 10:46 AM PST Sunday morning.
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Piemanlives is banned for not including the 57 seconds in Swallows time stamp
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Shink is banned for requesting irrelevant details.
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James T. Kirk is banned for not banning Shink 57 seconds earlier.
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I ban Genozide for not having his username capitalized, it looks much cooler then without a capital.
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Pieman suffers a d-d-d-d-DOUBLEBAN for forgetting that I AM BRITISH AND THUS AM SUBJECT TO TIMEZONES THAT ARE NOT AMERICAN.
You monster.
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Swallow Sama receives a complimentary ban for having having too much green in his Profile pick, bloody hippy.
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Pie is ban because all his ban are belong to ban. And also look at his avatar and tell me he doesn't honestly deserve it.
Off topic, I find it somewhat scary that many of the posts here come from moderators or CAs who may or may not be able to dish out bans.
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Off topic I'll have you know my avatar is space, so therefore awesome, also it is kind of strange that a lot of the people who have posted in this thread are CAs and the like.
On Topic:
I ban Keon for using meme's.
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I ban mmm pie for going off-topic and also not knowing i've not used a capital G in my nickname for 13 years.
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I ban Genozide for not putting a monocle and top hat on his Avatar. What sort of Gent are you anyway?
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I ban Hamster for 124 salutes.
Enjoy the free salute somebody is going to throw you just so they can tell me I'm wrong. Yeah, you. Reading this. I know it's you. Don't salute Hamster. Gosh darn it, you went ahead and did it, didn't you.
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I ban Keon for forcing my hand, I had a choice, but both options were horrid.
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I ban who ever gave me the 124th salute, I was at 123 for a while but then you went and ruined it. Thanks a lot.
I also ban Piemanlives for considering saluting me to be such a horrible fate.
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I ban Hamster for not letting me in to the VIP section the other day.
Was traveling Cake salesman/delivery boy too obvious a disguise?
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I ban James T. Kirk for even asking that question.... I mean really? Cake Delivery?.... that just screams fire
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I ban Hamster for crying about salutes.
..No one ever gives me salutes :c
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I ban RethBurn for saying he doesn't get salutes when he does actually have salutes
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I ban both Rethburn and Cheesy Crackers not Banning me in accordance with the rules. Furthermore, I ban myself for having to follow said rules
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I ban Shink because of reasons.
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I ban Gryphos for not telling us those reasons.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for trying to force Gryphos to reveal whatever unspeakable action Shink committed in order to earn his ban.
Some things are best left buried and forgotten.
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Banning Hamster for not lending a shovel for things to be buried.
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I ban Letus for all the shady under the counter dealings he may do.
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I ban BdrLine for promoting an Orwellian community by banning Letus for crimes he may commit in the future.
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I ban James T. Kirk because he is from the future and knows damn well what Letus will do.
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I blame Hamster for Brad Pitt getting rid of an automatic rifle while escaping Jerusalem when it was OBVIOUS what the future was going to be...
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Actually, I'll just blame Shink for World War Z...for various reasons of bad judgement from Brad Pitt.
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BAN LETUS! BAN!
It lets him know what he should be doing and bans him at the same time. genius
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I ban Shadowsteel for putting a dual purpose into his ban
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I blameban Shink because we have a thread for discussing all those reasons.
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Banning Keon for being a dragon.
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I ban Letus for being a Dragon.
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Banning Pie for NOT being a dragon.
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Banning Letus for not being a pie.
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I ban Pie for not being borderline Asian.
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Banning BdrLine for not being FullyAzn
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Banning Pie for my inferior other self
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Banning Azn for having multiple accounts
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Banning Azn for having multiple accounts
Banning Letus Jr. for impersonating an outstanding member of the community.
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Banning Azn for having multiple accounts
Banning Letus Jr. for impersonating an outstanding member of the community.
Banned for Complimenting Letus
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Banning Azn for having multiple accounts
Banning Letus Jr. for impersonating an outstanding member of the community.
Banned for Complimenting Letus
Banning Lumberjacking Letus for the disappearance of the Mrs.
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Banning Azn for having multiple accounts
Banning Letus Jr. for impersonating an outstanding member of the community.
Banned for Complimenting Letus
Banning Lumberjacking Letus for the disappearance of the Mrs.
Banning BdrLineAzn for being part of this quote pyramid...ion
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I ban everyone in this quote pyramid for pyramiding.
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I ban Gryphos for propagating anti-geometric views.
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I ban ramjamslam for showing up to the party late
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I ban Shink for showing up so early. I mean, 7:22:48 am EST? That's not right.
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I ban DMax because today is his birthday.
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I ban Yiski for drawing my attention back to cake
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I ban Riggatto for having a Swiss pikeman as his avatar.
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I ban Gryphos for changing his name CONSTANTLY
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I ban Wazulu for attempting to suppress Gryphos' freedom of self-identity.
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I ban Velvet for not having his avatar be a red velvet cake
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I ban Shinkurex for being the second person to mention Red Velvet Cake in the context of my username.
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I ban Velvet for mentioning cake without mentioning Cake.
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I ban James T. Kirk for self-advertisement
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I ban Riggatto for also having an avatar stolen from the Age of Empires series.
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I ban Velvet for using an avatar which encourages a style of fighting that is no longer part of the meta.
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I ban Hamster for not posting more Merry Men blurbs in random threads.
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I ban Yiski for being Lil
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I ban BdrLine for being bacon.
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I ban Yiski for banning BdrLine for the the same reason I was going to use but couldn't bring myself to post. ^^
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I ban Velvet for not posting
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I ban Shinkurex for crimes against butter, you monster.
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I ban Hamster for being a butter sympathizer
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I ban Riggatto for being a butter nazi.
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I ban Keon for having a username that begins with the letter 'K.'
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"James T. Kirk" This player is no longer available due to a copyright claim from CBS Television Distribution. The Guns of Icarus account associated with this player has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement from claimants including:
- Viacom
- Oprah
- Ducktales
Sorry about that.
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I ban Swallow for being a pawn of Oprah
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Blaming Ram for not Slamming his Jam onto my peanut butter covered bread.
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I ban Letus for not specifying what kind of jam. Grape is weird. Strawberry is great.
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I ban Dmax for being Fruitist... I mean common man... what did they ever do to you?
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I actually dont want to ban him D: He is the one person that stands up for fruit rights!
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I ban Orangey for not banning Shink, or blaming him for anything, or both for that matter.
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Pieman can go ahead and have a ban for containing oranges. Orangey is therefore banned automatically as well.
(http://i.imgur.com/K98n4nd.jpg)
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Banning Ram for the obvious proof that he has an Orangey x Pieman fanfic in the works.
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I'm Banning Letus on the grounds of me being more lazy than him
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I double ban Shink for not being banned on the last page.
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I ban Ramjamslam for introducing double banning, opening up a whole new can of worms.
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I ban Gryphos for not performing basic fact checking.... Double ban was introduced by swallow earlier in this thread
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I ban Shink for taking so long to move the OS Tan girl discussion into the pit. How could you let it get to Rethburn Fanfic without realizing it was to silly for the normal form? We have no one to blame but you.
Reference https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,2844.0.html (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,2844.0.html)
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I ban Hamster for even making that thread
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I ban Riggatto for not also being a level 8 pilot.
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Dang it Jim, you are a captain not a banner, I ban you for that
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I ban BrdLine for having one more salute than me.
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Whoever the hell saluted me, you're banned.
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Gryphos is banned for lying and attempting to cover it up.
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I ban James T. Kirk for not talking like William Shatner in my head.
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I ban Hamster for the spaces in between.
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I ban BdrLine for the stuff between the spaces.
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I ban ramjamslam for science!
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I ban Pie for conducting science without referencing cake being a lie at least once. That's actually a requirement now, by the way. The international coalition of science voted to require all peer-reviewed scientific articles to contain at least one reference to cake being a lie.
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I ban Keon for.. umm, what kind of cake are we banning people for?
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I Ban Tim for not knowing what type of cake we are banning people for.
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I ban mac for thinking about cake and not pie.
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I ban genozide for firing the first shot in the Cake vs Pie civil war that will tear this community apart.
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I ban Hamster for forgetting about crumble, I love a good apple crumble.
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I ban Pieman for not being the bridge between the Pies and the Cakes.
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I ban James T. Kirk for for rebanning a Pie 7 posts before. Clearly abusing his banning power in a biased attempt for Cake to get an edge over pie.
I also ban Gryphos for trying to get away Montgomery Scott free.
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I Ban Ramjamslam for banning more than one person. I double ban him for making false accusations against James, who is clearly working in the best interests of all.
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I ban Lord dick Tim for using the already taboo "double ban"
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I ban Riggatto for banning the only person in this thread who has mentioned someone without banning them.
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I ban Kirk for invoking GoI Rule 34 in the Three Word Game (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,293.msg49000.html#msg49000).
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I ban ramjamslam for forgetting that Rethburn already does that.
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I ban piemanlives for rethburn.
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I ban Keon for Keon
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I ban Riggatto for mobile devices correcting it to a pasta when I type it.
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I ban Keon for making me think of more creative reasons to ban people
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I ban shinkurex for trying to think
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I ban genozide for relying on the alien hive mind to do his thinking for him.
I also ban the alien hive mind.
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I ban Hamster for his avatar not being a hamster.
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I ban Gryphos for his avatar not being a Fellharvest
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I ban James T. Kirk for his Avatar being exactly what it should be
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I ban Shinkurex for a majority of teen novels being trilogies.
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I ban the same 6-7 people for being involved in the biggest circle ban ever in GOIO history.
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I ban Sammy B. T. for not banning someone in 10 pages
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I ban Sammy for having less salutes then me, how is that even a thing anyways?
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I also ban Sammy for pointing out we have no lives.
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I ban Hamster for banning Sammy B. T. after I did
Additionally, I ban Piemanlives for the same reason
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I ban Sammy B.T. for his avatar from a distance looking a bit like Stalin. Or is that just me?
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I ban Gryphos for not banning Shink.
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I ban BdrLine for not giving in to peer pressure and banning Sammy just like everyone else.
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I ban ramjamslam for not banning Sammy like the rest of us.
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I ban Pieman again, because I like doing it.
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I ban Lord Dick Tim, for a lordly dick, while quite the achievement, still isn't an Emperor Dick.
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I ban Pieman for jealousy.
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I ban Gryphos for not being Jealous, I mean, come on that thing is like a Sailboat..
..It even creates it own oceans.
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I ban Reth for.....
Should we even ban Reth? We all know that he will come back. :o
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I ban BdrLine for being hesitant about banning RethBurn.
I ban RethBurn because someone has to.
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I ban pieman for still not having changed his name to Cakemanlives
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Blaming Orangey for not being a tangelo, the only fruit you must wear to combat clowns, which are here to DESTROY US ALL.
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I ban Letus for exposing the citrus weak point of clowns. Loose lips sink ships, or in this case tiny cars packed with more clowns than one would think is physically possible.
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I ban Letus for exposing the citrus weak point of clowns..
I ban Hamster for saying citrus and causing me to lemon.
CITRUS! (http://v.cdn.vine.co/v/videos/5E81F163-9CF8-47AA-AF9A-EB0F4C715287-6034-000002A2E9249DC2_1.0.6.mp4?versionId=Zuymi977tVQwsC1xBXJ8e.Nho.se4mF5)
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I ban Sammy for lemoning
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I ban Riggatto for using the improper verb tense of 'lemon.'
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I ban James T. Kirk for this:
B'Elanna, release the cats in preparation for phase two.
What have you done? What have you done?
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I ban Hamster for his awesome steampunk costume.
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Banning BdrLine for Lochna Loaded.
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banning [Lazy] Letus for Lochna Loaded loathing
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I bam wamjamswam fow twisting my tongue.
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I ban Hamster for having a twisted tongueg
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I ban Riggatto for having all lvl 8 classes. PICK A DAMN CLASS ALREADY!!
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I ban Orangey for not having his levels updated, have you tried logging out, emptying your browser cache and relogging in?
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I ban Pieman for being helpful.
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I ban Kirk for condemning Orangey to unupdated levels.
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I ban gryphos because I have already banned him before
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I ban Riggatto for science, I also ban Gryphos for not posting in the RP thread in a while.
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I ban Piemanlives for misusing the word "science" to further his political agenda.
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I ban Hamster for having a disposition towards politics
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I ban Hamster for having a disposition towards politics
I ban Riggatto for being a secret socialist fascist racist corporate 1% unemployed Muslim Illuminati vampire spy ninja assassin from Kenyastan. (Yes, that's Kenya and a generic -istan country mixed together.) No offence meant to any party I offended there. Mostly.
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I ban Keon for making me believe that he had created a country after his own image.
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I ban Shink because of Rule 1.
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I ban BdrLine for following rules
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I ban Riggatto for ignoring rules
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I ban ramjamslam for trying to get us all under his his rule-abiding system.
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I ban James T. Kirk for not embracing the rule-abiding system
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for making me hungry this early in the morning
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I ban shinkurex for now making me also think of food
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Banning riggatto for trip 8s
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I ban shadowsteel for his uncapitalised name.
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Ban Gryphos for changing his name
Banning riggatto for trip 8s
I see your triple 9's
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Banning Rigatto for saying something that isn't banning someone.
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I ban Kirk for flip flopping on his adherence to the rule-abiding system.
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I ban ramjam for using "flip flopping" in a ban post
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I banlame (ban-blame. Shuddup.) Shinkurex for dauntless when erudite is best faction.
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I ban Keon for endorsing a faction willing to use mind control.
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I ban Keon for finding out my secret that I'm technically Erudite by nature.... I just like the dauntless flame :D
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I ban Shinkurex for confusing me with his fancy words like "Erudite"
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for being confusing
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I ban Riggatto for bringing the right hwacha ammo last night
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I ban Shinkurex for blaming me instead of himself. you know the rules shink, always blame shinkurex.
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I ban Coldcurse for banning Shinkurex for banning Rigatto for banning Cheesy Crackers for banning Shinkurex for banning Piemanlives for banning Keon for banning Shinkurex for banning ramjamslam for banning James T. Kirk for banning Rigatto for NOT banning Gryphos Fellfeather for banning shadowsteel for banning Rigatto for banning Shinkurex...(I could go on, but it's going to take a very long time, I do have the patience, but I do realise Jawjee's a pain in the *boop*)
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I ban Jawjee for creating JLA which counts 1 member (himself).
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I ban myself, wait wha- "User has left the game", "User has been banned"
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I ban Jawjee for banning himself. I subsequently ban Coldcurse for the same reason.
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Pieman, you made a double-ban, you KNOW where this is going.
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I ban Kirk for implying a ban however not stating he has banned me.
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I ban Pie for backseat moderating.
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I ban Coldcurse for not getting out of the Pit already, giving me more stuff to do.I ARE NOT BANNED.
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I ban jawjee as not to turn this into the back-and-fourth a few of the other areas of the pit have been subject to.
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I ban Kirk for no reason
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I ban Riggatto for all reasons
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I ban Shink for certain unmentioned reasons
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I ban ramjamslam for not mentioning them.
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I ban Kirk for his gunner and engineer levels adding to make his pilot level.
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I ban Gryphos for having contiguous levels
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I ban Riggatto for the sum of his levels being divisible by his salutes.
(http://i.imgur.com/LvSD0k2.png)
^ For when someone tries to prove me false
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I ban shink because I just tried to salute myself to prove you wrong
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I ban Riggatto for trying to salute himself.
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I ban jawjee for being a husky
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I ban Orangey for being an orange. Your argument is invalid.
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I ban jawjee for invalidating an argument.
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I ban Kirk for validating the invalidation
I ban Riggatto for trying to salute himself.
And it would've worked, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
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I ban Riggatto for oval.
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I ban pieman because... Wait what oval?
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I ban Riggatto for square
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I ban Ramjam for not giving me the chance to ban Riggatto for calling me a meddling kid.
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I ban Jawjee for being a meddling kid
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I ban Riggatto for conspiracy.
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I ban Pieman for 42.
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I ban BdrLine for forgetting his towel.
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I ban BdrLine for forgetting his towel.
Banned for 6*9.
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I ban Keon for not getting the reference.
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I ban Keon for not getting the reference.
Banned for being a frood. CA Mods, rename thread to "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Banned"
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I ban Keon b/c I haven't in a while.... and trying to make me do things
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I ban Keon b/c I haven't in a while.... and trying to make me do things
I ban Shinkurex for not abusing mod powers to turn the title into what I demand it to be.
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I ban Keon for trying to get the title changed and escape his impending ban.
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I ban ram for letting no one escape
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I ban Riggatto for being so merciful.
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I ban Jawjee because this is the first opportunity for me to do so (I think (too lazy to go check))
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I ban shink for being too lazy to check.
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I ban Kirk for not doing it for him.
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I ban pieman for suggesting such a thing
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I ban Riggatto For not follow suggestion.
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I ban Piemanlives for subliminal messaging
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I blanme Shink for crimes against humanity.
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I blanme Shink for crimes against humanity.
I ban Pie for humans against crimemanity.
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I ban Keon for defending the crimanians, even though they totally had that genocide coming.
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I ban you all for bringing up the secret history of the crimanians...you guys should know that divulging the fact that crimanians were secretly developing the tools to cure the hangover disease... but the scientist who was working on it (Rick Crimeington) was secretly a double agent for the lawites... On that forbidden day (august 15th) Rick mutated the cure to be a deadly virus and released in the middle of the crimanians central trading up (crimetopia)... I had great faith that you people would know to keep that secret...
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I ban Shink for excessive use of the letter 'M' elsewhere in the forum.
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I ban Pieman because the related post before reminded me of the Crimean War and I blame Shink for that.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for the sum of his levels equaling his salute count...
(http://i.imgur.com/2tJsZWE.png)
^ more proof :))
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I ban Shinkurex for being obsessed with levels and salutes
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I ban Riggatto for not being obsessed enough with dangerous combination of numbers and letters that appear beneath each of our forum avatars.
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I ban HamsterIV for the acts of his forebears, HamsterI, HamsterII and HamsterIII.
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I ban Gryphos for the acts of HIS forbears, Gryphos Fellsummer, Gryphos Fellharvest, and others.
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I ban Gryphos for the acts of HIS forbears, Gryphos Fellsummer, Gryphos Fellharvest, and others.
I ban Kirk for breaking the fifth wall.
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I ban Letus for implying that kirk is breaking the fifth wall, and not the sixth and seventh walls.
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I ban macmacnick for implying walls or even warp barriers would not be breakable by a kirk.
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I ban genozide because... wait, I don't even know him...
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I ban coldcurse for hesitating or not giving a reason for banning me. Oh hi btw :P
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I ban Genozide for being so nice with n00bs.
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I happily ban Jawjee for calling me a n00b
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I ban Coldcurse for actually being a n00b
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I ban Jawjee and Coldcurse for attempting to take over another pit thread.... sheesh
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I ban Shink for not giving me the chance to take over this thread.
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I ban jawjee for wanting to be selfish when it comes to certain threads.
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I ban Genozide for implying that I want to be selfish.I don't want to be selfish, I KNOW I AM.EVERYTHING SHALL BE MINE, MIIIIIIIINE.
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I ban Jawjee for being the author of half of the last 8 posts (including this one).
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I ban James T. Kirk for not being as proactive in this thread as Jawjee.
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I ban Hamster!... I hardly ever get to so I ban him double
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I ban Shrink since he is he first person on page 29, and we all know what that means... That's right a page behind 30.
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I ban Shrink since he is he first person on page 29, and we all know what that means... That's right a page behind 30.
I ban bdrline for suggesting that I mess around with peoples minds..... alternatively... if anyone wants to talk, I'm more than happy to listen with a notebook in hand making scribbles.
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I ban Skinkurex for dredging up suppressed memories of my childhood. Some things are meant to remain burred FOREVER.
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I ban Hamster and also ask... How does that make you feel?
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I ban gryphos because I took his stuff
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I ban riggatto for being a thief
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I ban callsign because he banned someone for a logical and practical reason.
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I ban James T. Kirk for saying "Logical" in the pit
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I ban Shink for my apartment being entirely dust and unfinished construction I never wanted.
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I ban DMaximus and blame Shinkurex for it.
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I ban Coldcurse
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I ban gryphos for not giving a reason for the ban against someone who is not shink. :P
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I ban Genozide because he's got the last post everytime I check this thread.
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I ban Jawjee for trying to get the last post for the next time he checks this thread
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I ban Shinkurex for his accuracy of prediction.
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I ban Jawjee for his annoying barking against ships.
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I ban Coldcurse because we're going to get intrerupted by someone while trying to take over this thread.
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I ban Jawjee on three counts of heresy :
Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts.
Do you confess?
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I ban HamsterIV for spelling out his numbers
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I ban shinkurex for the disliking of spelled out numbers
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I ban Riggatto for I ruined his salutes, making him unable to divide now.
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I ban Jawjee for not doing the math... eight times three is still divisible by six
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I ban Shink for doing math in The Pit.
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I ban math for doing Shink in the Pit. I also ban James T. Kirk for some arbitrary reason.
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I ban Hamster for his double ban
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I ban Riggatto again, because I spilled my coffee.
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I ban shink for making jawjee spill his coffee AND I ban jawjee letting shink make him spill his coffee
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I ban callsign for another double ban
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I ban riggatto for not letting there be double bans and I ban shink because he is why there cant be double bans
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I ban callsign striker for not taking a custom avatar, I ban Riggatto for complaining about double bans, I ban Shink for calling jawjee out on his bad math, and I ban my self for giving Riggatto his sixth salute so that Jawjee's math would be false.
Quad ban! what now?
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I ban shink for making my triple ban I planned not awesome anymore I ban hamster for doing the quad ban I ban riggatto before he bans me again I ban kirk before he gets us all hurt or killed by the fires I keep hearing about AND I ban crackers because I think he started this thread AND drumroll please I ban jawjee AND coldcurse for all those walls of quotes I keep seeing around here
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I ban shink for making my triple ban I planned not awesome anymore I ban hamster for doing the quad ban I ban riggatto before he bans me again I ban kirk before he gets us all hurt or killed by the fires I keep hearing about AND I ban crackers because I think he started this thread AND drumroll please I ban jawjee AND coldcurse for all those walls of quotes I keep seeing around here
I ban for no caps on name. Gosh.
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I ban for no caps on name. Gosh.
I'll save everybody the time and effort and ban myself for being a grammar nazi.
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I ban keon for banning himself I ban shink for making me type this from my phone and I ban the next person to read this for not seeing the record rate of banning set by me and hamster and I ban keon again for not keeping up with the rate of bans
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I ban all of you and anyone else who tries to multiban!
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I ban Riggatto for his salutes still being a factor of his combined levels.
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I don't want to ban Pieman, cause I'm eating Pie. So Pieman lives.
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I ban Richard for pie puns
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I ban Riggatto for not eating the pie.
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I Ban Coldcurse due to him and jawjee taking over other threads (I ban jawjee as well).
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I can't think of a reason to ban mac so I will ban shink for making me the worst pilot ever. Of all time
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Banned for not banning the person before you when they were clearly guilty of not repeating the word mac a third time in their name.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because he's so cheesy.
PS: I ate all cake.
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I ban Jawjee for covering for macmacnick because I saw macmacnick eat all the cake!
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I ban Ram for the conspiracy he came up to me with, I've never been more offended.
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I ban Jawjee for living such a sheltered life that he has never experienced anything more offensive than Ram's conspiracies.
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I ban Hamster for indirectly insulting Ramjam's conspiracy making ability.
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I ban gryphos for supporting ram
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I can ban anyone for this but I will pick a random name from this list.......sgt.spoon you are banned for not knowing the great secret
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I ban callsign for not 'banning the user above you'.
Riggatto, don't think you can get away so easily. BANNED!
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I ban ramjamslam because I didn't get to post on the last page and I have to take my anger out on someone.
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I ban kirk because everything is on fire again
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I ban callsign striker for not capitalizing his name. Actually, two bans for each uncapitalized word.
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I ban Erheller for issuing multiple bans on the same person in the same post.
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I ban pieman because I missed the chance to ban a double banner
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I ban Riggatto because i start to know him now.
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I ban Coldcurse for not capitalising the "i" after because.
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I ban Cheesy for making complete and total sense.
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I ban Gryphos for banning the sense makers. The pit is for everyone, not just the senseless.
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I ban Jawjee for living such a sheltered life that he has never experienced anything more offensive than Ram's conspiracies.
I ban Hamster for not knowing the history of my asthmatic life :(.I wanted to go out, and make friends, but I wasn't allowed until 10 because of it, and now, I don't really have any friends, I used to, but bullies.I'm an antisocial person, but I don't really mind, at least I'm safe(for now).
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I ban Jawjee for making me feel like a horrible person.
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I ban Hamster for having icky mushy feelings.
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I ban Hamster for having icky mushy feelings.
Banned for being a cold-hearted meaniepants.
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banned for using the word of the day, which is of course: 'meaniepants.'
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Banned for not saying I ban *whoever*
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I ban Riggatto for having triple eights but only 6 salutes
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I ban Cheesy for being secretly commissioned by Riggatto to bring attention to his salute count, so as to get people to give him two more salutes.
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I ban gryphos for forgetting his tin foil hat
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i ban Riggatto for using mines of friendly team mates
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I ban Tropo because this is the first time I see him in the pit, HAI TROPO :D.
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I ban Tropo because this is the first time I see him in the pit, HAI TROPO :D.
Banned for banning newcomers. What a xenophobe.
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Banned for discriminating against newcomers to the pit.
We're all the same, really.
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I ban Kirk for trying to preach nice sounding sentiments and not accepting the world for what it is.
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Fair enough. I ban Gryphos for havering less salutes than I do.
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I ban Kirk for not having publicly shown his love for a cucumber.
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I ban pieman for falling for the trap
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I ban Riggatto for activating my trap card!
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I ban Pie man by using my Remove Trap Card
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I ban BdrLine by casting my Spellcounter card for 2 mana.
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I ban Pieman by laying a monster face down and ending my turn.
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I ban gryphos by skipping his turn
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I ban Riggatto by placing down a land.
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I ban Pieman by flipping up Penguin Soldier and returning two cards to his hand.
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I ban you all for playing card games in The Pit.
I mean really, guys.
Go clog up Feedback with that stuff.
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I ban James T. Kirk for trying to tell CA's what to do.
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I ban pieman for being a tyrant
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I ban Riggatto for his name change and ANARCHY, THY PLACE IS PIT.
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I ban bdrline for being a totalitarian yellow named TYRANT
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I Blame Riggatto for being racist, be it by purpose or not, to the color of Bdr's name.
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I blame macmacnick for misunderstanding the term racist
** I also ban him for making me write blame not ban
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for blaming some one other than Shink.
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I ban Hamster for believing it is only shink who can be blamed
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I ban Riggatto for changing his name more than once, that's my thing.
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I ban gryphos for only catching me now, and not the other time I changed my name and back
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I ba Riggato for his 8-9-8 sandwich.
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I ban Bdrline for not preaching the Bacon!
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I ban Pieman for turning this into another Bacon thread.
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I ban James T. Kirk for denieing the bacon infiltration of this thread.
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I ban Captain Coldcurse for crimes against humanity.... and that I've not had time to post in this thread for a while
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I ban shinkurex for liking humanity too much
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I ban Riggatto for being Hollow.
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I ban Gryphos for draining Riggatto of his rich nougat center.
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I ban Hamster for loving nougat
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I ban Riggatto for not loving nougat.
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I ban macmacnick for saying Riggatto doesn't love nougat when he never said that
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because nougat doesn't go well with crackers and cheese.
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I ban coldcurse because anything goes with anything. Always
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I ban Riggatto for saying hot sauce goes well with ice cream.
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I ban Kirk because it does!
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I ban Riggatto for being completely true!
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I ban Cheesy for both burning and extinguishing my tastebuds at the same time
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I ban Mac for not taking chemspray for his taste buds
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I ban Riggatto because the last time i banned him, it didn't work.
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I ban Riggatto because the last time i banned him, it didn't work.
I ban you for trying to ban him. :(
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I ban RaviDaGuy for having a silly name.
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I ban Gryphos for Pot/Kettle related infractions
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I ban ramjam for pot/kettle related laws
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I ban Riggatto since there is no laws, just the Rules of Icarus.
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I ban bdrline for being an anarchist
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I ban Riggatto for not supporting arnachy.
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I ban Kirk for believing his own statement.
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I ban Riggatto for asking silly questions in global.
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I ban ram for answering my silly questions
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I ban Riggatto for 999.
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I ban Keon for using a number under 9000.
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I ban Kirk for doing the same
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I ban Riggatto for Jumping ship, then joining ship, then jumping ship again.
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I ban pieman for making me remember that i can't jump rope good!
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I ban Grey T for reminding me I'm terrible at it as well.
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I ban Pieman for lying as he is awesome at everything.
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I ban Grey for complimenting Pieman before I could.
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I ban James T. Kirk for being too much of a player with the alien females.
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I ban Hamster for not being that much of a player with alien females.
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I ban pieman for being an alien female.
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I ban Keon for rejecting my feminine wiles.
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I ban Keon for rejecting my feminine wiles.
I ban pieman for suggesting that I would reject his alien feminine wiles.
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I Ban Keon and Pieman for giving into the temptation to start an arguement, and not to start a fire.
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I ban Mac for not starting the fire himself
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I ban Mac for not starting the fire himself
I ban Riggatto for arson.
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I ban Keon because we didn't start the fire!
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I ban Pieman becaus ethe fire haven't started yet.
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I Ban BorderLineAzn for changing his name :P so now we know the secret to its meaning haha
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I ban Grey T for being the keeper of secrets
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I ban ramjamslam for revealing the identity of the Keeper of Secrets
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I ban cheesy crackers for being a proprietor of secrecy
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I ban Riggatto for having his salute counts the same as his ranks.
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I ban BdrLine for being the last person to ban someone in 2013.
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I ban ramjam for being the first person to ban someone in 2014
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I ban Pieman For being Second.
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I ban macmac due to flotsam rules.
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I ban coldcurse because apparently he broke said rules?
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I ban Riggatto for his uncertainty.
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I ban James T. Kirk for challenging the final frontier
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I ban James T. Kirk for challenging the final frontier
I blame Cheesy Crackers for not trusting scotty to beam him up.
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I ban coldcurse because apparently he broke said rules?
I use the rules in a way to make things more interesting.
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I ban Coldcurse for posting twice in a row
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I ban Gryphos for being so goddamn amazing
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I ban Gryphos Felldawning for being a narcissist.
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I ban Jawjee for ad hominem attacks.
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I ban Queso for using Latin words in The Pit.
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I ban macmacnick for making "The Pit." stand out. And also because I can't make my "The Pit." as big as his "The Pit." for some reason.
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I ban macmacnick for making "The Pit." stand out. And also because I can't make my "The Pit." as big as his "The Pit." for some reason.
I ban Cheesy Crackers again, but this time for not understanding HTML coding.
Sucks To Be You :D
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Coldcurse is....
Banned
because reasons.
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I ban ram to break the line of giantly worded posts
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I ban Riggatto for taking away my chance of C-C-C-C-Combo breaking stuff :(.
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I ban Jawjee for not C-C-C-Combo breaking things. You had one job, man... [*Disappoint*]
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I ban Oliver Colt as he will soon experience the awesomelly weirdness of
THE PIT
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I ban BdrLine for using way too awesome fonts, thus forcing me to use pink comic sans to make things even. I will never forgive you, NEVAAAAAH !!!
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I ban Oliver for destroying the universe, you monster.
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b329/Cmd598/emote/HeresyStamp.png)
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I ban Cheesy Crackers again, but this time for not understanding HTML coding.
I can build websites with HTML code so nah nah nah naah naah, just this forum thingy hates me : (
I ban Pieman for using a BIG RED STAMP!!
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I Ban cheesy for not reprogramming the site to allow font sizes over 99. (Damn 2 digit maximum font size... Damnit Shink!)
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I ban macmacnick for making me feel inadequate with his forum-tag-fu.
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I ban Hamster because he gave me feels with his post.
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I ban Kirk for sounding like Shatner in my head whenever I read his posts.
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I ban Ram because I sound nothing like Shatner.
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I ban Kirk for sounding like Kirk, whatever that sounds like. :S
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I ban Riggatto for accents, and hammers, the lack of.
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I ban Pieman for confusing me.
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I ban cheesy crackers for having food in his username
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I ban Oliver for doing the same
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I ban Riggatto for not bolding and increasing the size of that r.
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I ban Pieman for openly supporting the rights of the letter r
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I ban Oliver Colt for having an r in his username.
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I ban pieman for having exactly 100 salutes
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[*salutes Pieman*] I ban Riggatto for lying to us.
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I ban Oliver for destroying the natural order of things.
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I ban all of you.
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And we ban you too Zill.
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I ban Pieman because I've banned him like 30 times and he's still here!
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I ban Oliver for attempting to remove pie from the menu.
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I ban Pieman for making me want to eat pie now even tho I don't have any :c
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I ban Oliver for reminding me that a friend was going to give me and a bunch of others pie, until her dog ate it.
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I ban pieman because I just ate some pie
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because he ATE PIE!
Cheesy Crackers is now kown as a cannibal and murderer of Pieman.
W e feel sorry for Piemans family and all send them a piece of his body to eat in memory of Pieman.
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I ban Captain Coldcurse for treating the natural act of eating pie as some sort of disgusting abomination. People like you are why we can't have nice things.
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I ban Hamster for not giving me nice things even tho it's Captain Coldcurse's fault.
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I ban Olive Colt for blaming Coldcurse, remember rule 1!
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I ban Riggatto for the helmet not covering your face in your avatar anymore.
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I ban ram for implying Riggatto's face is ugly.
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I ban Olive Colt for not realizing that I have no face
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I ban Riggatto for having a face in his avatar - that's fake advertisement man!
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I ban Oliver for thinking that is a face.
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I ban James T. Kirk for 'accidently' burning an entire city full of orphans and killing his red shirt that was on the away team, nice going cap'n.
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I ban Phil for not mentioning that all the orphans were also wearing red.
Any court would see it my way.
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I ban Kirk for apparently having Bull-Like eyesight
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I ban Riggatto because his name sounds Italian for some reason.
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I ban Oliver Colt for being racist against Italians.
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I ban Captain Phil for not being a Philosopher.
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I ban Capt Coldcurse for being online this late at night.
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I ban Olive Colt for believing sleep is important
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I ban Rigatto because it's 8:02 AM here and I'm at "work"
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I ban you again for being in a different timezone.
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I ban Oliver Colt for not showing respect to my timezone. :P
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I ban Coldcurse for assuming things. I wish it was daytime here, that way I could be playing Guns! [I can't at night because I'm supposed to keep it quiet because everyone else is sleeping. *sad face*]
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I ban Oliver Colt for respecting his housemate's sleep schedules.
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I ban Hamster because soon he and his other hamster brethern will rise up and learn fighting techniques for the humans entertainment in a whole new game.
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I ban Borderline for making a Hamsterdam reference
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I ban Oliver for making the implied reference clear.
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I ban Mac for using Italics
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I ben Riggatto for changing your avatar again.
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I ban Ramslam for using Oblique font, and Riggatto for mistaking oblique for italics.
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I ban Macmac for giving me more information than my brain can hold
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I ban Oliver for having small brain capacity.
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I ban Pieman for having the brain intellect of an Asian.
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I ban borderline for uh... I forgot.
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I ban Oliver Colt for being such a BdrlineAzn fangirl.
and for making great posts that make me laugh...
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I Ban Coldcurse for making me think of Hentai now... Damnit Coldcurse.
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I Ban Coldcurse for making me think of Hentai now... Damnit Coldcurse.
I ban macmacnick for surpressing the hentai thoughts all this time.
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I ban Coldcurse for releasing the Kraken.
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I ban James for OSHI- NOT THE KRAKEN!
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I ban Olive Colt for not having a defense
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I ban Iggatto for not knowing I never have a defense
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I ban Liver for forgetting the R in Riggatto.
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I ban ramjam from making me realize that by taking a letter from the beginning or end of 'Oliver,' you get two different foods that I hate.
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I ban James for hating my name in some way.
(Iggatto I didn't forget the "R", I just dislike "r"s.)
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I ban Olive Colt for not realizing that it was Ram (sorry Am) who made the accusation, not me
Slam Jam Am, I ban
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I ban Iggatto for pointing out how distracted I am
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I ban Oliver because I had a post trying to ban Riggatto.
But here it is.
I ban Riggatto, for his post didn't seem hollow
But it did follow
A pattern in which it rhymed
so much in a time
Of one where it mimed
A name much thine.
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I ban Borderline for not posting fast enough xD
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I ban Olive Colt for expecting too much out of Bdr
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I ban Iggatto for a SICK BURN, MAN!!! xD
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I ban Olive Colt because what?
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I ban Oliver Colt and Riggatto for both leaving out parts of the other's name.
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I ban Macmac for using our full names
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I ban Colt for not being a .45 revolver.
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I ban BrdrLineAzn for having a fanclub that call him "Senpai"
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I ban Coldcurse for not having a fanclub that calls him "Senpai"
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I ban Pieman for making me think of "Hentai"...again, this happens, like twice in this thread...
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I ban macmacnick for bringing my attention to the word "Hentai" by bolding it like I just did and making me think of it now...
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I ban cheesey for falling into piemans trap
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I ban King Riggatto because I didn't vote for him.
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I ban Gryphos for trying to vote for a king...
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I ban Oliver for reminding me of this:
The following is a totally real and not made up conversation between Bubbles and I.
Bubbles: I am your developer.
Kirk: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Bubbles: You don't vote for developers.
Kirk: Well, how'd you become dev, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
Bubbles: The Conrad of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a server from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Bubbles, was to carry the server. That is why I am your developer.
Kirk: Listen. Strange guys lying in ponds distributing computers is no basis for a system of game design. Supreme creativity from interactive media derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Bubbles: Be quiet!
Kirk: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw an oversized calculator at you!
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I ban Kirk for being a "bloody peasant."
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I ban Hamster for reminding Kirk he's a bloody peasant
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I ban Oliver for the kettle implying that the pot is black.
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I ban Kirk for pointing that out [*angry face*] [*happy face because I'm just kidding*] [*and a heart too*]
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I ban Olive Colt for using colored text so much
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In an Riggatto for having as many name changes as Gryphos.
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I ban Border for either mistyping or trying to make a secret message
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I ban iggatto for making me realize I didn't notice the typo/secret message before
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I ban Oliver for not realising that that secret message isn't the real secret message and Rigattor actually wrote a secret message.
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I ban Cheesy for that PLOT TWIST!
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** / -*** *- -* / --- *-** ** ***- * *-* / -*-* --- *-** - / **-* --- *-* / -* --- - / *-- *-* ** - ** -* --* / ** -* / -*-* --- -** * .
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I Ban Bdr for exploiting my illiteracy of all but SOS in morse code.
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I ban macmac for not knowing morse code.
( - --- --- -*- / -- * / *- / --* --- --- -** / - **** ** *-* - -*-- / -- ** -* **- - * ***/ - --- / **-* ** --* **- *-* * / ** - / --- **- - )
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I ban Colt for it took me five.
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I ban Borderline because that one took me 20 to write, dammit! :D
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.. / -... .- -. / --- .-.. .. ...- . / -.-. --- .-.. - / ..-. --- .-. / - .- -.- .. -. --. / - --- --- / .-.. --- -. --.
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I ban Iggatto for helping me improve my morse code reading skills... it took me like 2 minutes to read that one xD
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I ban Oliver for becoming smarter.
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I ban Kirk for falling for my tricks and believing I'm smarter when I clearly made it all up
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I ban Oliver for being smart enough to trick me.
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I ban James for making me blush [*blushes*]
xD
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I ban Oliver for being the post above mine.
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I ban James for making a silly joke (it actually made me laugh xD)
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I ban both of you for taking up the first posts of page 47.
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I ban you for taking the 8th post of page 47
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I ban Olive Colt because those are two of my favorite things
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I ban Igatto because I have no idea what he's talking about... you mean banning and posting or 8 and 47? or perhaps olives and Colt guns :D
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I ban Oliver Colt for being so active.
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I ban Coldcurse for not being active enough (no but rly my classes started this week, I won't have much time later on so I might as well xD)
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I ban Roliver Rolt for loving the letter R so much.
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I ban Ramjamslam for not knowing how to spell "Oliver".
Poor ramjamslam never finished his school and this is what has become of him.
May this all be a lesson for you, finish your school or you can't properly spell someones name.
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I ban Coldcurse for telling people to do good in school.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers to have the intelligence to know what school is.
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I ban coldcurse for using a high school-like comeback
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I ban Riggatto for undervaluing pre high school comebacks.
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I ban Hamster for overvaluing high school comebacks.
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I ban Oliver Colt for overestimating the overestimation.
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I Ban Bdr for using math-related terms.
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I ban you all for not playing The Wall!!1!eleven!!
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I ban Oliver for not joining the RP
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I ban Pieman for I'm running an RP mayn you think I have time? xD No but srsly I'll join it :) (when I figure out all those formats you use, damn it looks more like the script of a movie o.o)
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I ban Oliver for not understanding the format. It's a simple drop in drop out format, post an introduction and find a way to incorporate yourself into the current situation, it's told through actions, not dice rolls.
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I ban Pie for convincing me :D
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I ban Oliver for joining something that doesn't use dice rolls.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not being the first one to destoy the laboratory.
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I ban Coldcurse for rubbing it in >:(
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I ban Coldcurse for rubbing it in >:(
I ban Cheesy Crackers for letting me have fun of rubbing it in.
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I ban you both for helping the evil Wall
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I ban Oliver Colt for projecting his morals upon an inanimate object.
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I ban Hamster for discovering my secret, but too late! [*evil laugh*]
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I ban Olive Colt for going to the wrong side of the mobula :D
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I ban Iggatto for not knowing I have 2 left sides :P
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I ban Olive Colt because I have TwoLeftSocks.... as a crewman
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I ban Iggatto for replacing me D: !!!
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I ban Oliver Colt for using !!! shaaaaaammmee. shaaaaaaAAAAAAMMMEEee.
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I ban Keon for !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
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I ban Olive Colt. Period.
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I ban Olive Colt. Period.
I ban Emrikir Rigatto because period jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I ban Coldcurse for making another period joke. I'm so bloody tired of them!
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I ban Oliver Colt because I didn't actually know what period jokes were until just now. Period.
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I ban cheesy for not knowing something so basic
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I ban Oliver, for I have nothing more to ban.
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I ban Pieman for banning someone without a reason to ban someone, but that reason is a reason to ban someone where you are hypocritical as saying you ban someone without a reason where you already have a reason to ban him from the start.
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I ban Bdr for being technical
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I ban Cheesy for being a "Technicaliphobe."
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I ban macmacnick for Oliver Colt not having the name "Oliver Cold"
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I ban Coldcurse for trying to flamer our "Sign Child"
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I ban Coldcurse for trying to flamer our "Sign Child"
I ban Cheesy Crackers for not getting out of his fortress and risk the life of our "Sign Child"
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I ban Coldcurse, for he must be stopped
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I ban Coldcurse, for he must be stopped
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for trying to stop me.
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I ban Coldcurse for not letting Iggatto stop him
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I ban oliver croft for not having a gunner rank of at least 9.
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I ban Kestril for making up a last name for me that sounds a lot cooler than my real one
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I ban Oliver Cold For not being Oliver Croft
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I ban Coldcurse for getting Canola Remington's name wrong.
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I ban hamster for cosplaying... [*jelly*]
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I ban Olive Colt for being jelly and not jam
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I ban Iggatto for not knowing that jelly > jam
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I ban Olive Colt for debate of toast condiments
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I ban Rigatto because it's been a while since I've checked this thread, and I had to read through 4 pages of bans.
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I ban James for being not with the times, I mean you are from the future right? :P
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I ban James for being not with the times, I mean you are from the future right? :P
I ban border because I'm not going to let this joke go
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I ban Riggatto for I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
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I ban Borderline for calling Iggatto "Riggatto"
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I ban Olive Colt because he shall never know my true name and title
I ban Riggatto for I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
Add numbers to the timestamp to go forward, remove to go back
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I ban Olive Colt because he shall never know my true name and title
I ban Riggatto for I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
Add numbers to the timestamp to go forward, remove to go back
I Ban Riggatto for Breaking the Temporal Prime Directive.
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I ban mac for starting almost every word in caps
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I ban Oliver for not having enough Capital Letters in HIS sentence.
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I ban Oliver for not having enough Capital Letters in HIS sentence.
I ban SwimFellow for not having enough Capital Letters in HIS sentence.
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I ban Cheesy for not being creative (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ)
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I STILL BAN OLIVER FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH CAPITAL LETTERS.
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i ban kirk for being in love with them capitals
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I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
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I ban Pie for keeping count of such a thing
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping
I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
I ban Coldcurse for not changing it enough
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
I ban Coldcurse for not changing it enough
I ban Oliver Colt for assisting in the construction of a quote pyramid.
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
I ban Coldcurse for not changing it enough
I ban Oliver Colt for assisting in the construction of a quote pyramid.
I ban hamster for doing the same thing he's banning me for
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
I ban Coldcurse for not changing it enough
I ban Oliver Colt for assisting in the construction of a quote pyramid.
I ban hamster for doing the same thing he's banning me for
I ban Oliver because his initials are OC and he is clearly not original content.
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking record keeping I ban Riggatto for having changed his avatar at least 10 times.
It will change again before the end of the day
I ban Emrikir Riggatto for changing his profile picture too damn much.
I ban Coldcurse for not changing it enough
I ban Oliver Colt for assisting in the construction of a quote pyramid.
I ban hamster for doing the same thing he's banning me for
I ban Oliver because his initials are OC and he is clearly not original content.
I ban Kirk because I'm obviously a character from The OC
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I ban Oliver Colt for begin from Orange County.
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I ban hamster for being from some place I don't know
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I ban Oliver Colt for being too lazy to check my profile for the location of my secret hamster base.
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I ban hamster bc i would but I'm in class xD
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I ban Oliver for learning.
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I ban Bdr for teaching.
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I ban Pie for banning senpai
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I ban Oliver Colt for loving senpai.
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I ban Coldcurse for trying to stop my love for senpai
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I reban Olive Colt for loving senpai
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I ban Iggatto for trying to stop my love for senpai
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I ban Oliver because his initials are OC and he is clearly not original content.
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I ban James T. Kirk for not banning Oliver Colt for loving senpai.
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I ban Coldcurse for trying to get Kirk to try to stop my love for senpai
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I'll just ban myself to get out of this nonsense.
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I permanently ban bdrline so he can get out
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I ban Iggatto because if Bdr senpai is gone he'll have to be my new senpai >.>
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I ban Oliver for not making a Senpai fanfic yet.
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I ban mac for persuading someone to be the new RethBurn.
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I ban BdrLine because mac's idea is a good idea! :D
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I ban Oliver Colt because,
1. He banned his senpai.
2. He didn't make the fanfic yet.
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I ban Coldcurse for giving 2 reasons for banning me
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I ban Oliver because he didn't spell out a integer less than or equal to ten.
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I Ban James T. Kirk for typing out an expression that can be simplified to "<=".
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I ban Hamster for making an arrow
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I ban Olive Colt for disliking arrows
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I ban Iggatto for being in the Merry Merry Merry Men clan
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I ban Olive Colt for being in the Mother Of Open Sodas clan
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I ban Iggatto because I can't remember the real name of my clan but that's certainly not the one
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I ban Oliver Colt for forgetting his real clanname is just moos.
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I ban Coldcure because no it means this
Most Ostentatious Order of Shipmen.
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I ban Olive Colt for spelling Coldcurse wrong
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I ban Iggatto for noticing that tiny typo
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I ban Liver Colt for his name not being 'Olive Colt'.
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I ban Gryphos for making me hungry with my own name
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I ban Oliver for being the last person on this thread when I checked for the last four times.
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I ban Kirk for checking so many times
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I ban Oliver for hypocrisy.
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I ban Kirk for Hippopotamus
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I ban Olive Colt for posting while I was typing this post
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I ban Iggatto for being so slow HA xD
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I ban Oliver Colt for calling me Coldcure.
I am not your cure,
I am the curse that makes you watch your corners like a paranoid spotter.
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I ban Coldcurse for being creepy :0
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I ban oliver Colt for being so soft.
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I ban Coldcurse for noticing. I've been using a super expensive cream but it's all worth it, it seems [*bats eyelashes*] xD
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I ban Colt for way too much information.
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I ban BdrLine for too little information ~~~~~~~~~~~~
[omg what am I doing with my life xD]
[Edit: someone should ban me for talking like a 15 year old american boy posting on tumblr O.O]
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I ban Oliver for the same reason that the next person is banning me for.
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I ban ram for being so awesome :D
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I ban both of you for not being awesome enough
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I ban Cheesy for not having enough of the awesome.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for Coldcurse being so awesome.
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I ban ColdCurse for being narcissistic.
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I ban ColdCurse for being narcissistic.
I ban macmacnick for maiking the same lame joke in another post.
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I ban coldcurse for not consulting an online dictionary for that word's definition (or reading the pink comic sans version in the fact thread)
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I ban coldcurse for not consulting an online dictionary for that word's definition (or reading the pink comic sans version in the fact thread)
I ban macacnick for not knowing that a narcis is an flower and the netherlands are known for their flowers.
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I ban Coldcurse for not knowing the greek Mythical backstory to the term.
(ORIGIN early 19th cent.: via Latin from the Greek name Narkissos)
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I ban Coldcurse for not knowing the greek Mythical backstory to the term.
(ORIGIN early 19th cent.: via Latin from the Greek name Narkissos)
I ban macmacnick to try and take over the pit. using big pink words and different font faces.
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I ban Coldcurse for not noticing that I copy/pasted the root word font face.
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I ban Coldcurse for not noticing that I copy/pasted the root word font face.
I ban macmacnick to be lazy enough to copy/paste things.
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I ban coldcurse for not knowing its 1:50 in the morning where I live.
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I ban macmacnick for not knowing it's 10:53 over here so I will win.
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I ban both of you for taking up the entire thread (Except for Bdrs' post)
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I ban Cheesy for acknowledging me.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for acknowledhing Cheesy.
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I ban Coldcurse for acknowledging me
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I ban Coldcurse for acknowledging me
I ban Cheesy Crackers because I acknowledged him.
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I ban Coldcurse for acknowledging me
I ban Cheesy Crackers because I acknowledged him.
I ban Coldcurse for acknowledging that Cheesy acknowledged Coldcurse acknowledging him
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I ban Oliver Colt because I missed banning someone.
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I ban Jawjee because he looks VERY familiar for some reason...hmmm, nah, don't think I know him watsoever.
I'd mate him.Just like a husky, anyone know if he's a husky?No?...okay.
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I ban Jawjee for looking very similar to Jawjee
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I ban Cheesy for not wearing his glasses today
Also: HI JAWJEE NICE TO MEET YOU! :D [*waves happily*]
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I ban Oliver Colt for meeting jawjee.
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I ban Coldcurse for banning a person that wants to meet the husky warrior.
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I ban Jawjee for not allowing me to prevent the biggest horror this game could get.
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I ban Coldcurse for he's being all spooky and stuff.What horror, I'm curious D:>
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I ban Jawjee for not knowing that Jawjee and Oliver Colt are like the same person.
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I ban Coldcurse for calling me an Oliver Colt >:I. I'm the king of huskies, and he is uh...um...a something.
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I ban Jawjee for calling me a something. I'm clearly a some...pfft... a sooome uhhhh... Oliver, yeeh >:I
...
[*clueless happy face*]
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I ban Jawjee for calling me a something. I'm clearly a some...pfft... a sooome uhhhh... Oliver, yeeh >:I
...
[*clueless happy face*]
I don't ban Oliver, because I feel like an ass now towards him, I'm sorry :(, really, can you forgive me? =(
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I ban Jawjee for calling me a something. I'm clearly a some...pfft... a sooome uhhhh... Oliver, yeeh >:I
...
[*clueless happy face*]
I don't ban Oliver, because I feel like an ass now towards him, I'm sorry :(, really, can you forgive me? =(
I ban Jawjee for not banning me :D
No problem man, I was joking :0 Don't feel sorry :) [*happy happy face*]
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I ban Jawjee and Oliver Colt for acting like decent human beings in the Ban thread. It is the one place in this entire form where we can act like dicks and you two are just ruining it for everyone.
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I ban Hamster for not letting us ruin the fun for everyone xD
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I ban Hamster for forgetting what you did to me :'(
"I ban Hamster for not knowing the history of my asthmatic life :(.I wanted to go out, and make friends, but I wasn't allowed until 10 because of it, and now, I don't really have any friends, I used to, but bullies.I'm an antisocial person, but I don't really mind, at least I'm safe(for now)."
YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME MAKE ANY FRIENDS D': *runs away crying*
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I ban my self for feeling no pity to Jawjee's plight.
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I ban Hamster because I'm about to forgive him.
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I ban Jawjee for having 2 Js and 2 Es in his name :0 !!!
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I ban Oliver Colt for having 2 O's and 2 l's in his name ^^.
Next time choose your name wisely :0
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I ban Jawjee for getting me there xD
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I ban Oliver because we've taken over the threads just like in the good ol' days.
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I ban Jawjee because our evil plan is working :D
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It ain't evil if it's cute, and I can assure you this is 140% kawaii.Wait, I feel like I forgot something.Probably the oven, OH NO MY COOKIES.
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Um.. Daa... Hmm... Ahh... I ban.... Oh nevermind
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I do not ban BdrLine because people seem to not be banning other people now and I wanna be a cool kid 8)
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I ban Oliver for thinking he can be cool. You can't because you have 2 Os and 2 Ls in your name!
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I ban everyone of the above that isn't banned yet, to restore balance in the Shinkurex galaxy.
I ban Jawjee because he bans his new crush. And I have 2C's in my name.
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I ban Coldcurse for being a cold curse. Example: "IT'S FOOKIN COLD M8".
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I ban Jawjee for complaining that it's cold
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because he doesn't know huskies love the cold.
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I ban Jawjee for not having any discipline.
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I ban Coldcurse because of irony.
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I ban Jawjee for loving the cold
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I ban Oliver because COLDCURSE IS STILL STEPPING ON MY RIGHT TAIL AND IT HURTS REALLY BAD.
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I ban Jawjee for ALJKGFLAF IDK WHAT TO DOOO :0 *tries to push Coldcurse*
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I ban Jawjee for ALJKGFLAF IDK WHAT TO DOOO :0 *tries to push Coldcurse*
*Gives Oliver a mini-cannon*. BLAST HIM OFF MY TAIL!
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I ban Jawjee for giving oliver a mini-cannon.
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I ban COLDCURSE...my tail is all numb now, I think you killed it ._.
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I ban Jawjee for giving me a mini cannon as well... *uses mini cannon on Coldcurse*
If that doesn't move him I don't know what will
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*Jawjee watches as Coldcurse takes his foot off Jawjee's tail*
THANK GOD YES, WAIT NO, YOU DEPRIVED IT OF BLOOD.
*Runs to the hospital*
I USED TO HAVE 5 TAILS D':
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ONOOOOOO *keeps shooting at Coldcurse with mini cannon* :0
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*comes back from the hospital*
Great news, I still have my 2 tails ^^
*Jawjee gets kicked and banned from the server for not respecting the rules of the banning thread*
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I ban the three of you for taking up a whole page.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for being very late.Jeez man, we took over many threads.GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, THIS IS 2014.
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I ban Jawjee for completely removing the senpai jokes from the pit in like 2 days xD
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And is that good or...?
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I guess it's great for BdrLine xD
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BUT HE AIN'T THANKFULL, LOOK HE'S ALL "I ban the three of you for taking up a whole page >:I"
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ahah trust me he is xD
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I ban both Jawjee and Oliver Colt.
Jawjee for being such a whiny little girl who only cares about his husky fur and tails.
Oliver Colt for not being in TFD for the sake of Jawjee.
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I Ban Coldcurse for making me want to summon Reth and commission him to do a Jawjee & Oliver Colt Fanfic.
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I Ban Coldcurse for making me want to summon Reth and commission him to do a Jawjee & Oliver Colt Fanfic.
I ban macmacnick for having such a great idea.
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I Ban Coldcurse for making me want to summon Reth and commission him to do a Jawjee & Oliver Colt Fanfic.
I ban macmacnick for having such a great idea.
I ban Coldcurse for approving macmac's idea.
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I ban Jawjee for me losing the location of Reth's previous works.
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I ban macmac because he doesn't give enough detail. what are you talking about?
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Ze' Previous Fanfics.
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I still don't know what you're talking about. NEED SAUCE.
I MEAN SOURCE.
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I ban Jawjee for neglecting the rules of this topic again.
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I ban Coldcurse because for the first time in his life, he's right.
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I ban Jawjee for telling lies.
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I ban Coldcurse for telling the truth about me not being truthful while I tell lies that are somehow true due to them being lies told by me, a honest person that would never lie a truth.
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I ban Jawjee for not making any sense.
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I ban Coldcurse for trying to make sense in the pit, the place where sense is denied by the logic of physics, and the rules of reversed logic and sense that created themselves in the pit.
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I ban Jawjee for making sense of the nonsense of the Pit
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I ban Oliver Colt for being a forum junkie.
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I ban Affrayer for POSTING IN THE PIT.*conspiracy begins*
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I ban Jawjee for being a conspiracy nut.
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I ban Affrayer because he wants to start a war in this thread. IT, IS, ON.
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I ban jawjee because he is a salute whore.
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I ban Affrayer for pointing that out.
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I ban Jawjee for pointing out me pointing him out.
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I ban Affrayer for pointing out him pointing out me pointing him out.
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I ban Jawjee for pointing out me pointing out him pointing me out. Twice.
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I ban Affrayer for pointing out him pointing out me pointing him out.Thrice.
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I ban Jawjee for pointing out me for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointning him out.
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I ban Affrayer for pointing out me for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out for pointing me out for pointing him out. 69 times.
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I ban Jawjee for using my trademarked number. I demand royalties.
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I ban Affrayer for talking about trademarks. Here, have $5.
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I ban Jawjee for being a husky.
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I ban Affrayer for NOT being a husky >:I. You puny humans amuse me.
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I ban Jawjee because I'm hungry.
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I ban Hungry because he's new to the thread. Hello Hungry, I'm Jawjee, pleased to "meat" you.
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I ban Jawjee for making puns without a permit.
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I ban Hungr-,I mean Affrayer, for not making buns aswell.Puns, I meant puns.
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I ban Jawjee because this loading screen is taking too long.
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I ban Affrayer for having a cheap computer, blaming the loading screen.
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I ban Jawjee for calling my computer cheap. It's a porsche compared to his.
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I ban Affrayer for thinking the looks matter more than what's inside.
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I ban Jawjee for thinking I meant the looks.
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I ban Affrayer for no reason >:I.
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I ban Jawjee for running out of ideas.
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I ban Affrayer.
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I Ban Jawjee for causing world hunger.
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I ban Affrayer for implying that I am american.
(RACISM HUEHEUEHEUHE)
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I ban jawjee bc I'm at college xD
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I ban Oliver for not taking me with him/her :c
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I ban Jawjee for not being awesome (american).
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I ban Affrayer for using sarcasm.
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I ban Jawjee for using reverse sarcasm.
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I ban Affrayer for using direct un-reversable ironic sarcasm.
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I ban Jawjee for not making sense.
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I ban Affrayer for not being the first one to say that. YOU COPYCAT.
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I ban jawjee because I can't be with him bc college :(
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I ban jawjee because I can't be with him bc college :(
It's okay...I'll be here waiting. Luckily I have a lot of patience :).Just take care of yourself.
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I ban Jawjee for not baning Oliver.
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I ban affrayer for banning jawjee for being so nice :)
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I ban affrayer for banning jawjee for being so nice :)
*Grabs popcorn and shares it with Oliver*
*Looks in his bag, and finds a pack of waffles, which of course, is being shared with Oliver*
Oh and Affrayer, you know what Fluttershy would say? A 3 letter word: "DIE"
oh wait no, that is what I'd say.Oh yeah, it was "yay".
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Yay popcorn and waffles and jawjee ^-^
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*The roof suddenly gets very noisy, making cracking noises as if it was getting heavier and heavier by second*
What in the name of Odin in going on? ._.
*The roof breaks and 8 Jawjees fall down on the floor, all whining about borken bones, and balls*
...I hate when my personalities split. =(
I BAN ALL OF THEM!
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Yaaay more jawjees x3
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Yaaay more jawjees x3
Well, at least someone finds my other personalities funny. *Hugs Oliver*
BUT THEY WILL NOT HAVE MEIN OLIVER D:<
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Yaaay more jawjees x3
Well, at least someone finds my other personalities funny. *Hugs Oliver*
BUT THEY WILL NOT HAVE MEIN OLIVER D:<
*hugs jawjee* don't worry there's enough oliver for everyone xD
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I ban myself because we're pissing off people...Oliver, run, I'll keep them distracted D:
*runs away screaming like a girl while flailing his arms* MAMAAAAA
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:0 this us the pit, why would anyone be pissed? XD runs after jawjee to hug him again* :D
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Because this thread simply says "Ban the User Above You" yet, we're breaking the only rule that exists in this thread.
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mehhhh I ban you for being in the banning thread then xD
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I ban both of you for excessive use of the forum, seriously, knock it off before you get too deep.
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I ban pieman, because...They can never get too deep in the pit.
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I ban macmac for it can be too deep but it's never the bottom of it
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I ban Oliver, so we can get deep enough.GOTTA...CONTAIN...SEXUAL....JOKE.
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I ban jawjee for being sexy- I mean! For... making sexual jokes :I
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I ban Oliver for...for...*gets seducted by Oliver's cuteness* :L
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*blushes* x3
I ban Jawjee for being seduced by a plain Oliver xD
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I ban Oliver for being so seductive
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not being seduced by Oliver yet >:L
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I ban Jawjee for being so cute it's OP.
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I ban Oliver Colt for saying that Jawjee is cute.
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I ban Coldcurse for Naysaying.
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I ban macmacnick for not leting me say Nay, and for having a laugh that cannot be dscribed in normal words :D.
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I ban Coldcurse for:
Denied.
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I ban macmacnick for denying me.
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I ban Coldcurse for calling me un-cute. That hurts my feelings :(.
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I ban Jawjee for having feelings.
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I ban Coldcurse for exploiting other people's feelings for financial gain.
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I ban Hamster for not knowing Coldcurse is an expert at doing that.
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I ban Jawjee for HIII JAWJEE SORRY I'M NOT ON SKYPE BUT I'M AT COLLEGE D:
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I ban Oliver because IT'S NO PROBLEM OLIVER, *hugs*, JUST STAY SAFE D:
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[*hugs Jawjee*] Okay, you too! :3
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I ban Oliver for not banning me, as the rules strictly say that you need to ban the user above you, therefore, I will ban myself so you won't need to ^^
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I ban Jawjee for banning himself for me, that's so sweet thx xD
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I'll get diabetes if I will stick around Oliver for long ._.
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I ban Jawjee because sugar can't get diabetes pls :3
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I ban Oliver Colt and Jawje for spamming this topic XD
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I ban Coldcurse because I must go to sleep now D: !!!
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I ban Oliver for not realising that sleep is for the weak.
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I ban Jacob for being right
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I ban Oliver for banning a guy with a hood
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I ban Cheesy for not researching xD
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I ban Oliver for the confusion he causes me.
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I ban Coldcurse for being confused because of me
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I ban Oliver for encouraging the wrath of the dangerous entity known as Coldcurse.
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I ban Jacob bc coldcurse isn't dangerous, he's the sweetest sexiest thing after Jawjee, tied in 2nd place with lockheart
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I ban Olive Colt because this thread has nearly 1000 posts
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I ban Iggatto because no it doesnt >:I
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I ban Oliver Colt as this is my first ban in days.
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I ban Bdr for not banning more
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for allowing me the thousandth post in this thread.
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I bane Piemanlives because I got the NEIN NEIN NEIN post.
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I ban cheesy for ruining my amazingly well thought out post (for 1001)
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I ban Mac for thinking in the pit.
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I ban Pieman for not getting that it was going to be a meme reference post. Can I release the Oliver, the Creepy Senpai doll and the JawJee yet?
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I ban macmacnick for asking questions.
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I ban Coldcurse for not allowing mac to do stuff
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I ban Clot for reasons that only the Bacon knows.
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I ban BdrLine for changing his Bacon-related tag :0
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I ban Oliver because what's a "bacon-related tag"?
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I ban cheesy bc it was. BACN or BCON I dont remember now xD
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I ban Oliver because he has a terrible memory and should remember all things bacon.
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I ban Jacob because I in fact have a terrible memory :c
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I ban Olive Colt for remembering that he did not remember
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I ban Iggatto for inception
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I ban Colt for what tag? It has always been Bacn.
I think you are crazy thinking it has changed.
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I ban BdrLine because it was MM like yesterday or something I swear o.e
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I ban Colt as you are seeing things that were not there before. Your mind is not straight, your thoughts are puzzled. The words you see, the key board you touch, the clicking you hear, the computer you smell, the air you taste, all is not what it seems.
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I ban BdrLine for saying scary things before I go to sleep Q-Q
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I ban Oliver Colt to be the first guy/girl (It's complicated) entering the matrix without noticing.
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I ban Coldcurse for calling me a girl >:I
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I ban Oliver because secretely you ARE a girl
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for being secretly a human.
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I ban border for the ultimate revelation
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I ban Oliver because secretely you ARE a girl
NOH >:I
And I ban Iggatto because MOOO is not as cool as MOOS
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I ban Oliver because I agree with him
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I ban Cheesy for agreeing with me :D
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I ban Oliver a lot for agreeing with people, uniformity is the bad omen.
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I ban myself for scaring away Oliver and Jawjee in this thread:
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,3241.105.html
I feel kinda bad now.
Oh and I ban BdrLineAzn to maintain good form.
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I ban Hamster for not standing by his convictions.
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I ban Imagine, and blame Shinkurex for it.
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I ban Coldcurse for blaming!
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I ban Cheesy for telling.
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I ban Bdr for trying to hide stuff from not just us, but the NSA also.
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I ban Mac for telling me to stop neglecting my thread, when he himself didn't post in it to revive it..
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I ban Pieman for not realizing that I dislike Double-posting
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I ban Mac for trying to incorporate Cake into everything, which might be my fault considering I wrote the clan lore...
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I Ban pieman for not blaming shink.
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I ban mac because the blaming Shink joke has gotten too big for my taste, though I do continue to use it.
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I ban Pieman as it will always become bigger.
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I ban Border because it is his job to make it bigger
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I ban Riggatto for if I made it bigger than it will explode.
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I ban Bdr because Senpai
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I ban Cheesy because Senpai noticed him.
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I ban Jacob because I never have before
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I ban Riggatto as it seems the past few times I banned someone it was you.
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I ban Bdr for repeat-banning.
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I ban Jacob Fii for notifying.
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I ban Coldcurse for notifying us of Jacobs notifying tendencies
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I ban cheesy for notifying us of Coldcurse notifying of Jacob's notifying tendencies.
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I ban Bdr for repetitive use of the word "notifying".
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I ban Jacob because he has a problem with the word notifying
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I ban Riggattp because I'm cheesy
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I ban Cheesy for spelling my name wrong
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I ban Riggatto for not having a title in front of his name.
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I ban Bdr because I only ever seem to ban Bdr nowadays.
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I ban Jacob because he only bans bdr
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I ban Iggatto for backseat modding and also for Backstreet Boys which are in no way related to the former.
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I ban Oliver for almost making the Bacon mad.
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I ban Bdr for tradition's sake only - and also for defending the Bacon.
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I ban Jacob for banning Bdr for defending Bacon, you heathen.
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I ban Pieman because you used bacon and heathen in the same sentence. Even though you were supporting bacon.
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I ban cheesy for hypocrisy
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I refuse to ban anyone without giving a warning first, so I warn Riggatto for being cheesy and excessive in their ban hammer
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I ban abby for not banning them first, and asking questions later; this thread is not for the warnings, it is for instant Bannings!
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I ban mac for questioning Abby's actions
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I ban Oliver for doubting me.
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I ban Mac for not banning the banned banners banning.
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I ban pieman for extensive repetition
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I ban Riggatto for mines.
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I ban redria for Hammer Time.
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I ban Pieman as he didn't stop....
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I ban Bdr because he couldn't touch this.
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I ban Pieman for I can't touch his lovely bunch of coconuts.
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I ban bdr for not trying hard enough.
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I ban Macmac for banning Bdr - That's my job!
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I ban Jacob because you had one job!
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I ban pieman for banning Jacob when it could be Jocab in disguise.
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I ban Cheesy for allegations of Jocab's existence.
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I ban Jacob and Cheesy for breaking the 3.5th wall, and referencing something out of thread.
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I ban Mac for double banning, didn't we talk about this before?
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I ban Riggatto as we did a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
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I ban Bdr because he stole my Bacon.
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I ban Pieman because I just had Bacon. For Dinner.
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I ban macmac as I really want some Bacon.
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I ban Bdr because I wish I had Bacon.
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I ban Pie for having a username which makes me want pie.
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I ban Yiski for explicitly bringing up pie. -Eats a pie out of spite-
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I ban Jacob because I am his pie.
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I ban Pieman for not being on the buffet table at RethBurn and Phoenix's wedding.
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I ban Jacob bc I wanted to go but I couldn't make it in time :'(
And for making such a beautiful ceremony, I cried a little bit...
OKAY I CRIED A LOT Q________Q
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I ban Olive Colt for having emotions
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I ban Iggatto for making fun of my feels Q__________Q
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I ban Oliver for qqing.
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I ban Pieman for rring.
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I ban Bdr because I still don't know what your avatar is.
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I ban Pieman for not seeing that Bdr's avatar is some obsolete navigation/measuring tool that has some features similar to a compass (the kind used w/ maps and geometry)
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I ban Mac because I don't believe him
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I ban Riggatto as my avatar is a gold gear in the background with one of those old spinning tops that are used in complicated steam powered machine
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I ban BdrLine for being too steam-punk... *goes back to reading Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld in a corner of the room*
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I ban Oliver because that is a good series.
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I ban Pieman for having a great taste in books :D
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I ban Oliver for not letting me use time travel.
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I ban Oliver for not letting me use time travel.
I ban Cheesy because this quote is from the future. And because he didn't tell me that Oliver had time travel.
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I ban Oliver for not letting me use time travel.
I ban Cheesy because this quote is from the future. And because he didn't tell me that Oliver had time travel.
I ban Jacob for not remembering I always have had it...
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I ban Oliver for not taking me along for the ride.
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I ban Oliver for not taking me along for the ride.
Banned for making me take you on the ride xD
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I ban Oliver for taking us so far into the future. The Earth is unrecognisable and I don't want to go there again.
Also why were the ants in control? That part was totally lost on me.
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I ban Jacob for not noticing the fish head people in open rebellion, silly Jacob.
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I ban pieman for mentioning the taboo fish people
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I ban Riggatto for acknowledging the taboo fish people.
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I Ban Jacob for invoking the specifics of the Taboo.
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I ban macmac for not changing the subject.
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I ban Jacob for wanting the subject to be changed
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I ban Riggatto for successfully helping me change the subject.
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I bam Jacob as what is the topic?
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I baw BdrLineAzn because he wrote "bam" instead of baw.
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I ban Jawjee for banning Bdr for writing bam not baw when he should have written Paleontologist
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for saying the P word.
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I ban Cullen. Muse aren't allowed in this game.. unfair to the players due to excessive powers.
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I ban Abby for banning what appears to be a dinosaur of some sort... or a pokemon I can't tell. (Linked to Paleontologists yay!)
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I ban Cheesy for not specifying what cheese he is.
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I ban pieman for posting exactly 1 second after midnight on the east cost of the USA.
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I ban mac for posting 9 minutes and 51 seconds after 9PM in the PNW.
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I ban pieman for being concerned about timezones
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I ban Riggatto because the Pacific Northwest isn't a timezone, it's a region.
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I ban pieman because it has the same effect
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I ban Riggatto because it actually isn't.
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I ban Pieman for nitpicking.
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I ban macmac for picking.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for nose picking in a public place
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I ban Abby for that ramming Spire on the last Fork :D
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I ban Deltajugg for not invoking the "Vertical Shish-kebab" spire ram tactic.
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I ban macmacnick for not bringing any sauce for the shish-kebab
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not praising the Inventors of the Shish-Kebab with their traditional song while making his post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
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I ban Delta for posting catchy YouTube links.
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I ban Jacob for not posting a catchy YouTube link
Here's mine: [catchyyoutubelink]
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for having no immediately visible crackers in his picture
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I ban Riggatto for having too much Riggatto visible in his picture.
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I ban Jacob for a profile picture that is a relic of the ancient era of RuneScape (literally, now has decent graphics in places.... ._.)
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I ban macmac for not noticing that I like this picture as it is a PNG with a transparent background, making it look very pretty on any forum page. Also, it lets people know how beyond help I truly am.
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I ban Jacob because O hai Jacob.
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I ban Jawjee for greetings
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I ban Riggatto for not greeting Jawjee
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I ban Jacob because this is the first post I've ever made from a desktop
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I ban Iggatto because I just realized I've never posted from a desktop :0 Technology these days.............
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I ban Oliver because I prefer desktops
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I ban Cheesy as i do most of my stuff on a laptop.
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I ban Bdr for not embracing the apple side of laptops and then dual-booting windows as well, and for not having a desktop AND a laptop.
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I ban mac as i don't embrace the apple side as I only embrace the Bacon.
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I ban Bdr (partly because I historically do) but mainly because he mentioned the Bacon in a non-Bacon-approved Thread.
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I ban Jacob because he doesn't understand! You just don't get it!
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I ban Pieman for not explaining
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I ban Riggatto as there is only one thread where the Bacon can not be said, anywhere else is open.
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I ban Bdr for speaking of bacon when I have none
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I ban Shadak for not getting bacon
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I ban Riggatto because I got some now.
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I ban Shadak For not having some previously.
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I ban Pieman because that bacon was delicious.
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I ban Jacob for eating all of the bacon
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I ban Rigatto for continuing a joke that has gone on for so long that it's old now.
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i ban Ariden because shes too nice and too good looking to be a gamer nerd
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I ban Tropo for being aussie
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I ban Celery as I see a lack of said vegetable in the avatar picture.
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I ban Bdr for hating on the default picture
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I ban Riggatto for changing his avatar again.
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I ban Piemanlives for judging appearances.
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I ban Ariden for judging a judger.
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I ban Jawjee for not emigrating from Romania yet.
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I ban Macmac for encouraging Jawjee to leave.
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I ban Jacob for going out with a crazy person. :P
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I ban Shadak for being crazy ;)
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I ban Jacob for being against crazy people.
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I ban Riggatto as we are all crazy.
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I ban BdrLineAzn, because he is creazy enough to be a CA.
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I ban Bdr as only a crazy person would say that!
I ban Terrkas for posting before me and being "creazy"
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not posting fast enough.
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I ban Deltajugg for criticising tardiness when he himself didn't arrive until nearly two hours after Cheesy's post.
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I ban Jacob because I forgot timezones exist and wondered why he posted at 5:00 AM
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I ban Riggatto because he posted at 5am my time
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I ban Cheesy for bothering to work that out. :D
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I ban Shadak because I can't be bothered to work anything out.
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I ban Jacob because it says the time right under the reply title
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I ban Jacob because it says the time right under the reply title
I ban Cheesy as he went back in time.
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I ban Jacob because it says the time right under the reply title
I ban Cheesy as he went back in time.
I ban Bdr as he went Forward in time.
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I ban Jacob Fii due to numerous violations against space-time continuum.
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I ban Mill for mentioning the existence of the continuum 46 years before its discovery.
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I ban Jacob for not considering the chance that I've talked to people who came from the future.
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I ban Mill for not realising why I know about the invention of the continuum as he does, and for not responding to my subtle but obvious reminder that there is a Non-Disclosure Agreement set upon all Type-Alpha/Telus Grade personnel, made police-able by all authorised staff within The Institute and that he shouldn't be continuing to mention the things that he has been.
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I ban Jacob for making me read a sentence that should have been broken up into two. :P
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I ban Shink, cuz you know. His fault.
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I ban Mill because I actually can now
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I ban Riggatto for not facing me in a duel to sort out problems instead of just banning me! :P
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I ban Mill for proposing a Duel. It's not the MM way! Mines Mill.... Mines mwahahahahahaha :))
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I ban Shink because it's all your fault ;_;
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I ban Delta for being mean to Shink
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I ban Shadak Shademore for actually being nice to me. feels nice man ty :P
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I ban Shinkurex for enjoying niceties
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I ban Riggatto for denying Shink a semblance of joy.
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I ban Mill for his food post in our docks thread
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I ban Shink for not appreciating culinary treats.
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I ban Mill for not living closer to me, so that he can make me those culinary treats
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I ban Shink because I AM a culinary treat.
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I ban Jacob Fii for wanting to be an oven-product.
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I ban Mill for not realising my true identity.
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I ban Jacob as he is a oven-product, Mill got to look a little closer.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for hating on the oven-product
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I ban KitsyKitty, as i love oven-products, especially Bacon.
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I ban FullyAzn for liking bacon and spelling "love" wrong.
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I ban Kitsy for not seeing through the disguise.
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I ban Pieman for what disguise.
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I ban FullyAzn for I AM THE DISGUISE!
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I ban Pieman for the plot twist.
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I ban Fullyazn for being so surprise
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I ban Riggatto for not taking surprises with the calm required.
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I ban Mill Wilkinson for instructing Rigatto how to take surprises.
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I ban Terrkas for not seeing the wisdom in my words.
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I ban Mill for granting us wisdom.
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I ban Bdr for mistaking that for wisdom
(suprises should be dealt with by an equal and opposite surprise (surprise physics people))
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I ban Bdr for talking about physics.
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I ban Jacob as I'm not above him, and I blame Shink for not receiving the ban.
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I ban Bdr for being mean to Shink and Jacob and for being above me...
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I Ban Bdr because I seem to have fallen out of phase with the continuum of this thread.
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I ban Jacob Fii to prevent any more continuum-mishaps.
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I ban Mill Willkinsonfor being concerned with continuum mishaps
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I ban Riggatto for NOT being concerned with continuum mishaps.
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I ban Mill as mishaps always seems to happen in the Pit.
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I ban bdrline for time traveling
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I ban Riggatto for seeing said time travel.
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I ban Mill for breaking the rules of time travel.
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I ban Shademore for trying to deny me.
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I ban Shademore for trying to deny me.
I ban Mill because for supposedly seeing this "Time Travel."
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I ban Piemanlives for not watching doctor who enough. ;)
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I Ban Shadak because I watch plenty of Doctor Who.
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I ban Pieman for getting delusional watching Doctor Who.
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I ban Mill because I was delusional long before that.
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I ban Pieman for thinking delusional and raving mad are the same thing. :P
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I ban Mill because he's raving mad and delusional for thinking that those 2 things aren't the same
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I ban Cheesy for concerning himself with these trivial definitions
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I ban Riggatto for mentioning said trivial definitions.
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I ban macmacnick for the glory of skywhales.
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I ban Mill because hail Bacon!
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I praise pieman as the Bacon looks greatly upon you.
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I ban Bdr for not banning. I ban Pieman so he cannot escape the ban
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I ban Iggatto coz HAI IGGATTO LONG TIME NO SEE :D
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I ban Olive Colt for being excited and shouting
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I ban Riggatto for Ukip winning the most UK MEP seats in the European elections.
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I ban Gryphos for acknowledging that dirty dirty party of scallywags.
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I ban Jacob Fii because politics.
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I ban Mill because I ban Politics!!!!!!!!!!
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I ban Jacob Fii for making me think about politics.
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I ban Shadak for continuing to think about politics
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I ban Shink because it's time for a change.
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I ban Jacob for not blaming Shink
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I ban Cheesy for trying to make me.
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I ban Cheesy because Jacob is too nice to ban for not blaming me for something :))
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I ban Shink because I still have no idea whats up with the whole "blame Shink" thing...
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I ban Cheesy for not getting a community inside
joke torment.
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I ban Piemanlives because I don't get the joke/torment either.
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I ban Shadak for creating a thread 7 months and 10 days ago.. and still having it active..
http://daycalc.appspot.com/10/18/2013
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I ban Hunter for his wildly incorrect post.
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I ban Velvet for not being wild, even if it was incorrect.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for banning Velvet.
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I ban ToraTsuki because that's what this thread is for
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I ban Riggatto because that is what this thread is for.
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I ban pieman as I am doing the thing that this thread is for.
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I ban Bdr because I can't remember how to spell his name.
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I ban Shadak Shademore because Cake is making me hungry for... ca... steak.
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I ban Yiski.
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I Ban Shink for lacking an explanation of why he banned Yiski.
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I ban mac because you do not need a reason
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Riggatto and Mac, Riggatto because he's just unfortunate. Mac gets banned because he just doesn't know.
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I ban Piemanlives for trying to ban two people at once
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I ban Shadak because that's a great idea!
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I ban Jacob for not providing me with cake
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I ban Shink for demanding Cake when Cookies are the superior sweet tasting and savoury food.
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I ban Hunter for blasphemy
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I ban Shink for being anti-blasphemous
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I ban Riggatto for the absurd amount of 1's in his levels
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I ban Shink for being lazy and not having a high level in engineering!
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I ban Hunter for calling Shink lazy while having the same engineer level and lower level in other classes.
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I ban Deltajugg because I want his hat.
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I ban pieman for I want his avatar's outfit.
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I ban Bdr because which one?
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I ban pieman, the one currently your picture.
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I ban Bdr because you guys should see my outfit IRL.
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I ban jacob for not posting a picture of said outfit.
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I ban mac as I know want to make my own Steampunk outfit.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for "
know" typo.
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I ban Deltajugg for misspelling every word in his post. (Legit)
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because there's absolutely nothing legit in this thread.
Except for teh bans, they be real yo.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because there's absolutely nothing legit in this thread.
Except for teh bans, they be real yo.
I ban Jawjee for implying that anything in The Pit is legit.
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I ban Hunter for having too nice voice ^^
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I ban Hunter for having too nice voice ^^
I ban Tanya for being too kind in general! =D
And there is no room for kindness in the bitter skies full of hatred and explosions and cake and wolves and ducks and warfare and thralls and sacrilege and...
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I ban Hunter. as there is ALWAYS room for kindness when Cake is in the sky.
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I ban Jacob because waffles are better than cakes (IMO).
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I ban Jacob because waffles are better than cakes (IMO).
I ban Jawjee for failing to specify that BELGIUM waffles are the best.
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I Ban Hunter because Belgium Waffles should be served with ice cream and maple syrup!
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I ban Shadak for failing to mention that Chocolate sauce should also be a part of the topping, although toffee is a valid alternative.
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I ban Hunter for increasing my dental bill with his descriptions of Chocolate and Toffee.
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I ban HamsterIV for not doing the dental stuff himself.
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I ban HamsterIV for not doing the dental stuff himself.
I ban Coldcurse for asking Hamster to perform dental surgery upon himself.. which can only end horribly and painfully!
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I ban Hunter. as we can take it....arrrrrgh pain, love it.
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I ban Bdr because I want to see him take it :P
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I ban Jacob for the horrible sexual innuendo.. intentional or not!
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I ban Hunter. because Ohhhhh
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I ban Macmac for too many instances of the letter 'y'
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I ban Jacob for...why.
Ba da tss
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I ban BdrLineAzn for thinking his audience is so dumb that they need a sound effect to let them know a punch line has been spoken.
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I ban Hamster for overestimating the level of general intelligence
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I ban Riggatto for understating the extent of Hamster's overestimation.
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I ban Hunter for having too nice voice ^^
I ban Tanya for being too kind in general! =D
And there is no room for kindness in the bitter skies full of hatred and explosions and cake and wolves and ducks and warfare and thralls and sacrilege and...
I ban Hunter for forgetting Ryders in this list.
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I ban Tanya for not wanting Clear Skies
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I ban Shink for wishing away the cloud cover that protects us from sniper ships.
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I ban Hamster for trying to hide from sniper ships
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I ban Riggatto because the only way to counter a sniper ship is by staying in the open.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for being a bad liar.
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I ban Deltajugg for being too good at spotting liars.
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I ban Deltajugg for being too good at spotting liars.
I ban Delta for being too good at spotting people who are too good at spotting people who are too good at not telling the truth.
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I ban Hunter for not being too good at spotting the people that are too good at spotting the people that are too good at spotting the people that are too good at not telling the truth, and instead spotting the people that are too good at spotting the people that are too good at not telling the truth yet again, claming they are too good at spotting the people that are too good at spotting the people that are too good at not telling the truth, and banning them for it.
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130124054301/tolololpedia/images/5/52/YoDawg.jpg)
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I ban Deltajugg for that excessively long explanation for the banning.
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I ban Shadak Shademore for not being descriptive enough in his reason to ban Deltajugg.
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I ban Coldcurse for being too descriptive about Shadak's lack of description about Deltajuggs extensive description of why he banned me.
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string ReasonToBan(string name, int count){
if(count <= 0) return "I can!";
return ("I Ban "+name+ "because" + ReasonToBan(name, count -1);
}
Console.Write(ReasonToBan("Hunter", 1000));
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I ban HamsterIV because I can't (?o.O?)
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I ban Delta for not understanding simple C++, Also I'm calling out Hamster for not including a reason for his ban and only the fact that he is banning me.. infinitely.. (I hope I haven't made a mistake there ;) )
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I ban Hunter for being inconfident and hoping he hasn't messed up
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I ban Hunter for being inconfident and hoping he hasn't messed up
I ban Riggatto for not being a merry man and reassuring me :(
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I ban Delta for not understanding simple C++, Also I'm calling out Hamster for not including a reason for his ban and only the fact that he is banning me.. infinitely.. (I hope I haven't made a mistake there ;) )
I ban Hunter for thinking I didn't understand. What HamsterIV did is basically "I ban Hunter because I can!", so I did "I ban Hamster because I can't" (if that makes any sense).
Also, a special Ban for whoever came up with Scythe CPU Fan Model Kaze Jyu Slim 100mm x.x (wish me luck to show up on Hephaestus lol).
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I ban Delta Jugg for blaming failures on the hardware.
Also there is a syntax error in my code both of you missed. the line
return ("I Ban "+name+ "because" + ReasonToBan(name, count -1);
should be
return ("I Ban "+name+ "because" + ReasonToBan(name, count -1));
The code was supposed to be a recursive call repeated 1000 times that spells out
I ban Hunter because I ban Hunter because I ban Hunter because I ban Hunter because......... I can!
Also there is a logic error where I forgot to put white space between the string literals. It was a play on the Yo Dog meme.
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I ban Hamster as it got technical up in here.
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I ban Bdr because technicalities are fun.
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I ban Jacob, because I'm sure many programmers would disagree that finding bugs is fun.
Inb4 a dev bans me for telling the truth in the pit.
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I ban Hunter. for questioning the authority of a dev. :P
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I ban Jacob for Becoming the authority of the devs :P
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I ban Jacob for Becoming the authority of the devs :P
I ban Shink for misplacing a capital "B" mid sentence.
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I ban Hunter for not notifying that Shink is always the one to Blame.
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I ban Hunter for not notifying that Shink is always the one to Blame.
I ban Cold for blaming me for not notifying Shink that he is always to blame, when infact, Shink is to blame for me not notifying him that he is to blame.
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I ban Hunter for the headache that occurred when reading his post... I also blame Lehran for everything
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I ban Shinkurex for trying to Blame someone that's not Shinkurex. Like seriously Shink, we all know it's you to Blame for everything.
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Like seriously Shink.
I ban Jawjee for sounding like a white college girl. I literally cannot even believe you would say something like that!
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I ban Hunter for not sounding enough like a black college girl. Gurlfriend, that aint right.
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I ban Hamster for misspelling words. This is a crime no matter your color, gender, or status
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i bann Riggatto bcos i is such gewd @ da grammerz n stuf dat i neva gotta b putt n da jaol fo beein naht gewd @ da spellin.
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Ich verbieten Jacob fur toten mein Gehirn mit Ihre schlechte Grammatik!
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I ban Hunter because I can only speak English, Romanian, and Scheiße.
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Ich verbieten Jacob fur missachtung mein dritte lieblingsprache! >:(
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I ban Hunter for speaking German.
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Watashi ga kinshi Rigatto wa doitsunin no heikindearu!
Hah! Take that!
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הוא גירש Hunter
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http://puu.sh/9ArN4/c9300fa37c.png
I ban Rigatto for taking me out on on a date instead of banning me.
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I ban Hunter for using online translators
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I ban Riggatto for not letting Hunter. make things understandable for the masses by using an internet-based translator.
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I ban Mac because Hunter used the wrong context of the word, obscuring meaning, not revealing it
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I ban Mac because Hunter used the wrong context of the word, obscuring meaning, not revealing it
I ban Riggatto because I didn't do anything but copy and paste, how would I change the context? I don't have a hebrew keyboard ^^
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I ban hunter for not having a Hebrew keyboard
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I ban shink for thinking it's easy to get a Hebrew keyboard.
(It actually kind of is, but I'm still going to ban you for it)
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I ban Riggatto because an early game KotL+Chaos Knight lane combo is great.
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I ban Cheesy because I've never won at Dota 2. *sadness*
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I ban riggatto, on the account that I'm probably worse than him at Dota 2... (if you need proof, ask any of the veteran CAs)
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I ban Shink because I'm a part of a competitive dota team, going to a LAN tournament in august and have over 2.3k hours player :( No life no problem, right guys? someone? anyone? please back me up :(
Oh yeah, and the reason I ban you is because you are worse than me, and hating on people worse than you is what the dota community is best at!
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I ban Hunter. for channeling the toxicity of DotA2's horrid community.
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I ban Hunter because Dota isn't too bad. Saying that i don't play much Dota (laptop to basic to run it)
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I ban Shadak for insufficient computing power.
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I ban Jacob because, you know, banning.
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I ban pieman for having no real reason to ban someone
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I ban Riggatto for having his classes way too evenly leveled
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I ban Shadak for trying to catch my gunner level.
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I ban Jacob for gunner being his lowest level
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I ban Riggatto for pointing out my guilt. Like seriously why does everyone already have a gunner when I get there. :P
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I ban Jacob for feeling guilt.
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I ban Pie for a feeling envy towards Jacob's plethora of emotions.
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I ban Hunter for feeling emotions.
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I ban Riggatto for assuming I feel emotions ;D
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I ban Hunter because that emoticon means you feel emotions
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I ban Cheesy for blowing my cover as an emotionless assassin!
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I ban hunter for being an assassin.
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I ban Shadak for being a Templar and trying to ban the Assassins.
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I ban Queso because I can't ask him why his name is yellow anymore.
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I ban pieman for not asking Queso why his name is green
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I Ban Riggatto for encouraging others to question our green named masters.
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I ban Hamster for having masters. There are no masters here in Pentos.
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I Ban Hunter for being a hunter, and not a gatherer
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I ban Shink, and I think we all know why.
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I ban Queso for expecting everyone to know why
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I ban Riggatto because everyone SHOULD know why.
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I ban hunter because I think we're repeating ourselves here
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I ban Cheesy because of course we're repeating ourselves, we've been banning each other for months now.
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I ban Pieman for being original
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I ban Hunter for being a copycat.
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I ban Jacob for succumbing to MuseGod-ness
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I ban Cheesy for attempting to ban a MuseGod.
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I ban Queso because..
"I'm beginning to feel like a Muse God, Muse God"
Hehe, Dare I write an entire parody?
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I ban Hunter on three counts of heresy against the Muse Gods: heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action... four counts.
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I ban HamsterIV for his inability to count!
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I ban Queso for his inability to HamsterIV.
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I ban Jacob for his inability to Queso
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I ban Hunter because I happen have grade A Queso.
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I ban Pie for not showing proof of that
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I ban Oliver as the proof is in the pudding.
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I ban BdrLine for saying pudding, and not Bacon :P
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I ban Shink because the bacon is in the pudding
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I ban Hunter. for not thinking bacon pudding is a good thing.
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I ban Queso because bacon pancakes are probably better than bacon pudding.
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I ban cheesy because I just ate bacon pancakes
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I ban everyone else above me, except Shink, for using a lower case b in Bacon. The heresy.
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I ban bdrline for mass banning
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I ban Riggatto for not capitalizing a noun
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I ban Hunter for being being the grammar police
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I ban Shadak for typing "being" twice
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I ban Hunter for being being the grammar police
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I I ban ban Queso Queso for for repeating repeating the the earlier earlier mistake mistake
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I ban Riggatto for enraging my inner grammar policemen.
Bonus ban to Queso for appearing in a dream last night, just your name, but still odd.. I was watching a youtube video about you for some reason and the guy narrating it kept saying your name oddly..
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I ban Hunter. for having creepy dreams.
I've had people call me qwesko before.
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Speaking of creepy dreams I had a dozy last night: Pinkie Pie and Rarity were in a cake baking contest. A jealous competitor destroyed the cake's center piece at the last minute, but Pinkie Pie stepped up covered her self in chocolate and became the new centerpiece. However when the same jealous competitor came to destroy the centerpiece again Pinkie Pie broke out of the chocolate and started singing to the tune of "Another one Bites the Dust" only played on the accordion. The lyrics were not changed Weird Al style but the theme was about joining her demonic army. The crowd watched in horror as those who conspired against Pinkie Pie grew black raven wings and were encased in power armor. There was something in the song about eating your veggies too. Because Pinkie Pie started offering her new minions plates of broccoli and asparagus.
I ban Queso for appointing himself dream police.
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I ban Hamster because what the crap did I just read
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I ban Riggatto for forgetting to put a question mark at the end of his sentence.
Also curry and ginger beer before bed might not be the best of ideas.
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I ban Hamster for making me remember "Another One Rides the Bus"
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I ban shinkurex for listening to Weird Al
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I ban Riggatto for another forum avatar change.
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I bad BdrLineAzn for hating on change.
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I ban Shadak as do you have change for a twenty?
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I ban Bdrline because... *Guy from Pawn Stars*: The best I can do is $15
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I ban Riggatto for haggling.
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I ban Jacob for being bad at haggling!
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I ban Hunter. for trying to shoot mines during squid races.
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I ban Queso for not letting me shoot mines! Anti-mine rules are stupid! Did you not see my double kill after the race?
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I ban Hunter for killing people in a race
Edit: Or even after a race
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I ban Riggatto for not supporting me in my mass, mine related, murder.
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I ban Hunter. for murdering people with mines, we should call them presents so we don't feel bad when they explode.
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I ban Bdr for being deceptive!
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I ban Hunter for being Deceived
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I ban Riggatto for changing his avatar again, again.
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I ban pieman for not changing his picture as often as I do
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I ban Riggatto for levelling up his piloting
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I ban Hunter for pilot being his highest level
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I ban Riggatto, because I haven't in a while
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I ban Shink because this thread seems to be getting less active
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i ban zurck or what eva yah name was for changing his name back to riggatto
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I ban Tropo for failing to remember what my name was [around] yesterday
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I ban Riggatto for still not equalizing his class levels! There is no escape! You were banned for having them level and now you will be banned for having them not levelled equally!
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I ban Hunter because the pit compels me so.
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I ban Piemanlives because you haven't seen THE SUB PIT (which totally exists)
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I ban Queso because he must bring me to the sub pit!
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I ban Pieman for demanding a Muse god .... for shame.....
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I ban Pieman for using shame as a method of of coercion.... for Pete's sake.
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I ban Pieman for attempting to expand the amount of lexus used within The Pit.. Gordon Bennett guys..
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I ban Hunter because I have no idea who Gorden Bennett is.
I also ban Shink and Hamster because YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE BAN!
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I ban Piemanlives for banning 3 people.
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I ban Queso for being against triple bans
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I ban Riggatto for wanting to be greedy with the banning.
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I ban Shadak for not letting me be greedy
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I ban Riggatto for having a single 12.
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I ban BdrLine for the same offense
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I ban Shink for this thread almost dying.
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I ban Bdrline for trying to resurrect it
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I ban Riggatto for attempting to stop glorious necromancy.
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Piemanlives for collaborating with foul necromancers.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for not writing a complete sentence.
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I ban Queso for having complete sentences.
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I ban Bdr for using formatting.
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I ban Bdr for using formatting.
I ban Piemanlives for making me quote him to see what he wrote.
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
I ban RedRoach as we need another train going. *wink wink*
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
I ban RedRoach as we need another train going. *wink wink*
I ban Bdrline for starting a train, and then getting me on it. ALL ABOARD THE BAN TRAIN!
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
I ban RedRoach as we need another train going. *wink wink*
I ban Bdrline for starting a train, and then getting me on it. ALL ABOARD THE BAN TRAIN!
I ban Pieman as I am the ticket inspector and need to see your tickets.
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
I ban RedRoach as we need another train going. *wink wink*
I ban Bdrline for starting a train, and then getting me on it. ALL ABOARD THE BAN TRAIN!
I ban Pieman as I am the ticket inspector and need to see your tickets.
I ban Jacob because here's my ticket.
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I ban Shink for quoting people instead of zooming absurdly and highlighting.
I ban RedRoach as we need another train going. *wink wink*
I ban Bdrline for starting a train, and then getting me on it. ALL ABOARD THE BAN TRAIN!
I ban Pieman as I am the ticket inspector and need to see your tickets.
I ban Jacob because here's my ticket.
I ban pieman for having a ticket
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I ban Riggatto for quoting so much.
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I ban Shadak for derailing the quote train.
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I ban Queso for... Um... Hmm... How WOULD I ban someone from muse?
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I ban Pheer as we been banning Queso before he was Muse, so yeah we ban them all the time.
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I BAN YOU ALL FOR I HAVE GONE MAD WITH POWER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I ban Queso so I can put him on a sandwich.
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I ban Pieman so I can put him on the window fresh from the oven.
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I ban Bdr so I can cross him to earn my freedom
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I ban Rigatto because I can't tell what his profile picture is
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because his profile pic is still too much cheese, not enough cracker.
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I ban piemanlives because his profile picture contains NO pie!
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I ban Jacob as as his avatar is not aMuseng enough, also a future ban to those who comment on my avatar...again.
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I ban bdrline for trying to future ban
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I ban Riggatto for not trying to future-ban someone.
And also Future-Ban anyone who says ANYTHING about a time machine.
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I ban Riggatto for not trying to future-ban someone.
And also Future-Ban anyone who says ANYTHING about a time machine.
I ban Pheer as I believe I should ban him for having one.
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I ban everyone in this thread that didn't realize that the device in BdrLineAzn's profile picture is a classic mechanical device that is used to trigger an effect (often brakes on an elevator) when it is spun to a certain speed. This is basic steampunk people! (OH GOD I HOPE I'M NOT WRONG)
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Okay, I was kind of right in principle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centrifugal_governor
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Thanks for the clear up Queso. I knew what it was, I just couldn't describe it initially.
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I ban bdrline for joining the navy
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I ban Bdrline for leaving us! Stay safe out there and come back to us!
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I ban all of you guys as I will miss you all, this game and community.
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I ban Bdr because ships that sail on water are for chumps... AIRSHIPS!
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I ban Cheesy because he thinks the Navy doesn't have a secret fleet of indestructible airships.
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I ban Queso because I want a frickin' Helicarrier.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer because I have been in one,
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I ban Shadak for being in one
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I ban Riggato for thinking being in a heli-carrier is banworthy.
I also ban him because he was referred to as King Darius in the forums now, and boo people who attempt to be royalty.
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I ban RedRoach for calling me UnRegal
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i ban riggatto for reminding me of an opera i had to watch once in the first year of secondary school (rigaletto or spelt similarly)
*shudders*
too much nudity, nonsensical plot and singing5me thankyou
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I ban Replaceable for being replaceable.
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I ban everyone in this page for not mentioning we hit page 100
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I ban Queso for pointing out our faults.
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I ban Piemanlives for having faults to point out.
I also future ban anyone who calls me out on my hypocrisy.
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I ban Pheer for abusing future bans.
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i ban pieman because he's a cake i've never flown with and because he didnt point out pheer's hypocrisy
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I ban Replaceable for being late to point out my Hypocrisy.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for pointing out his own hypocrisy.
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I ban RedRoach because pineapples
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I ban Cheesy because a pineapple took my face once.
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I ban Piemanlives because only heathens burn from the acidic taste of the almighty pineapple.
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I ban RedRoach for not specifying that the pineapple is almighty because it is wrapped in Bacon and grilled.
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I ban Hamster because everyone knows that the best place for pineapple is in a sweet and sour sauce. Or with cubes of cheese (somehow D:)
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I ban Replaceable because I prefer my almighty pineapple in it's pure form.
I also ban HamsterIV because bacon takes away from the sour taste of the almighty pineapple. When gods collide, wars are made.
Known from experience.
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I ban RedRoach because HAIL BACON!
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I ban Pieman for not being BaconMan
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I ban Riggatto for not realising that BaconMan would just be too OP.
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I ban Jacob for not nerfing BaconMan.
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I ban RedRoach for giving Jacob ideas.
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I ban Queso for NOT giving a fellow dev ideas.
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I ban RedRoach because I'm not currently as of Monday.
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I ban Queso because HOW COULD YOU LEAVE UUUUUSSSSS?
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I ban Pheer because he's not really gone, just on a super secret mission behind enemy lines.
REAL LIFE!!!!
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I ban Jacob for disclosing the mission, now he's compromised but we can't spare any extra agents.
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I ban Pieman lives for not making us agents of said agency.
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I ban RedRoach for bringing up the agency and thus putting us all on government watch lists. Next time I get "extra screening" at the airport I am blaming you.
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I ban HamsterIV because hamsters shouldn't need "Extra Screening". Also because I'm still not agent of said agency.
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I ban RedRoach for NOT being a member of the agency.
Also,
(http://www.codiekitty.com/File/DanielX/neuralizer.jpg)
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I... uh... what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah! I ban... what was your name again?
I ban Ultimate Pheer because... dammit.
I ban you because that is one nice pair of sunglasses.
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I ban RedRoach because everyone has an awesome pair of sunglasses, no exceptions, and if you don't you're banned.
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I ban RedRoach because everyone has an awesome pair of sunglasses, no exceptions, and if you don't you're banned.
I exile Pieman for the callous spectacle of spectacle racism. Monocles for days!
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I ban Canon Whitecandle as everyone knows that an awesome pair of sunglasses or goggles are essential. Heck, mine have saved my skin tens of times while rebuilding rusty engines. The pistons keep spitting boiling oil at me! :P
(http://i.imgur.com/4QBd4SF.jpg)
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I ban Jacob for not showing me that awesome coat he's wearing that he mentioned ages ago.
I ban jacob for not posting a picture of said outfit.
Well here you go! (http://i.imgur.com/9zBD1QM.jpg)
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I ban Jacob for not giving his awesome outfit to Cheesy as a going-away gift.
I also ban Piemanlives, because (http://www.prlog.org/10747923-clip-on-sunglasses.jpg)
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I ban RedRoach because close enough.
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I ban Piemanlives for not making that statement work for the agency's recruitment system.
Yes, I went through 5 friends and a staring contest with a slice of pineapple to remember everything, and now I have my clip on reflecting glasses for protects now.
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I ban y'all because yeehaw.
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I ban Jawjee for banning a shit-ton of people in five words.
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Das mah job pretty boy. And Ah ban 'cha for replyin' to me 5 words of wisedom.
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I ban Jawjee because OH GOD SLANG SPELLINGS, IT BURNS
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I ban Roggato because spicy stuff burns, and some people like spicy stuff.
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I ban RedRoach for for miss spelling Riggatto's name.
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I ban Replaceable for making my internet go down, meaning I couldn't change the spelling after I posted it.
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I ban RedRoach for getting it wrong in the first place.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer because everyone makes mistakes. After all, I'm only a fruit worshiper.
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I ban RedRoach for being a fruit worshiper instead of a Bacon worshiper
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I ban Riggatto because Roggatto sounds like a better name.
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I ban Jawjee because that actually does have a nice ring to it.
I also ban Riggato because PINEAPPLES AND WATERMELOOONNNSSSS
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I ban RedRoach for spooking me with unexpected fruit.
(maybe they are herbs i dont know)
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I ban Replaceable because how dare you call pineapples and watermelons herbs. Clearly, a herb is a grass-like plant with healthy effects.
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I ban RedRoach because herbs do not necessarily have healthy effects.
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I ban queso because bananas are herbs.
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I ban Replaceable because... Oh wait hang a second... Damn, really?
I ban Replaceable because banana trees are actually herbs.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/is-a-banana-a-fruit-or-a-herb (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/is-a-banana-a-fruit-or-a-herb)
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I ban RedRoach because Semantics discussions bore me.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer because a hwacha should shoot two lochnagar rounds before breaking
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I ban RedRoach because everybody knows the only use for lochanagar is to strap it to a rubber mallet and jump down from the crows nest of a galleon and smash the hull with a force of equal potentcy to the broken dreams of an infinity of powder monkeys. The result of such a feat can be observed in battle on the dunes.
Which everybody knows used to look like water hazard.
You can also put lochanagar into the engines.
But lets not go there
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I ban Replaceable because everyone knows the equivalent (or closest thing) to lochnagar in the engines is moonshine. Unless someone brews more powerful drinks.
*ahem* Yiski *ahem*
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I ban RedRoach because maybe moonshine is liquefied lochanagar :o
totally gonna get yiski to give me some of this creation to put on a squid. Steampunk blackhole travel confirmed.
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I ban Replaceable because Blackhole travel is Sci-Fi. Not Steampunk. How dare thou abandon the endless dust for the empty space.
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I ban RedRoach because i dont want to go to space- I want to go to other Steampunk planets. Because they totally exist. 100%
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I ban Replaceable because just look right here for a second.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/MiBSvcs/MiB/MIB3/neuralizer.jpg)
Other steampunk planets have not, and never will exist.
Carry on.
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*Gazes at the tranquil night sky above Northern Fjords*
"I wonder if there are other planets like this- you know- with cogs and such"
"Nahh, an engineer can dream though"
An engineer can dream.
I ban RedRoach becasue er..
What's going on?
Cos bees.
Ya Bees.
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I ban replaceable because there's only one B in his name
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because there's two words in his name.
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I ban RedRoach for "spaceing out" and forgetting to put a space in his name.
I also ban myself for horrible puns. (They're so Punctual!)
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I ban Macmac because I missed banning him.
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I ban Jawjee because you don't miss banning the CA, the CA missed banning you.
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I ban RedRoach because he doesn't know me and Mac are friends. Right-o Mac? :3
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I ban redroach because... INDEED WE ARE JAWJEE!
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I ban macmacnick for not being an individual. :P
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because there's two words in his name.
I ban myself for breaking the rules of this game. SUCKIT.
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I ban myself because I can and screw the rules!
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I ban Queso for screwing the rules. Rules have rights you know
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I ban Queso for screwing the rules. Rules have rights you know
I ban Riggatto for trying to enforce rules. What a scrublord.
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I ban Canon Whitecandle for escaping a ban in the previous post.
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I ban ramjamslam because one does not simply ban a CA.
I also ban Jawjee and macmacnick because that is what I meant last post.
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ban RedRoach for being unclear originally 8)
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I ban Replaceable for requiring clarity in the pit.
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I ban the pit for being unclear!
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I ban Queso for banning something that is not human.
Keyword: Human
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I ban RedRoach because the pit is a living thing.
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I would ban Replaceable but I'm not entirely sure in the humanity of said forum member.
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I ban Queso because just take a look at this
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/MiBSvcs/MiB/MIB3/neuralizer.jpg)
Alright, now everyone posting here is a 100% human, alright? Good.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer but I can't remember why.
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I ban Hamster IV for not remembering why he banned Ultimate Pheer.
Bonus ban to the people who keep putting up the neuralyzer and erasing our memories, don't need to forget after studying for early spanish exams.
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I ban the entire forum because we must burn the house down to kill the spider that is The Pit.
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I ban Canon Whitecandle for banning more than just one person.
I also ban RedRoach banning more than one person as well.
(http://blog.softwareinsider.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-in-black-neuralizer.jpg)
Alright, so nobody ban more than one person ok?
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for thinking a neuralyzer would work on Rat
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I ban Riggato for not thinking a neuralyzer would work on rat.
I also ban Ultimate Pheer because you cannot erase my memory! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, I went through 5 friends and a staring contest with a slice of pineapple to remember everything, and now I have my clip on reflecting glasses for protects now.
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I ban RedRoach because of his/hers un-eraseble memory (too jealous you cant even understand ???)
I also ban queso because these are my stats:
Name: Replaceable
Class: Engineer
Race: Red Square
Planet of origin: A colouring book
(hope that clears things up)
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I ban Replaceable because those are not your stats, your stats that other people can see as of this post are 3/12/5.
I also ban you because really? You can't afford these things? (http://www.prlog.org/10747923-clip-on-sunglasses.jpg)
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I ban RedRoach because thank you for taking those off to show them to someone else, but I have you now!
(https://thebereanforum.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/men-in-black-3-screenshot-will-smith-neuralizer1.jpg)
I ban RedRoach for having tacky clip-on sunglasses that serve no purpose and certainly wouldn't protect you from memory wipes.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for conspiracy to wipe minds, and over liberal views on mind erasement.
On authority of the red squares i hereby confiscate all blippy mind erasers.
Pro tip: taking a full clip of loched hwatcha will make you forget everything.
o/∞ ................. 8)
This is me putting on sunglasses.
Or saluting infinity.
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Banned for not wearing sunglasses AND saluting infinity... a cool salute is a better salute
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I ban Oliver for being in absentia for an extended period of time.
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I ban macmacnick for implying that being away from the internet for a while is a bad idea.
It isn't an opinion, it's a fact.
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I ban RedRoach for implying I was away from the internet... hah.. hahah... HAHAHHAH >:D
I agree with your fact tho... but still BANNED!
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I ban Oliver because he has done a bad idea.
Don't worry though, everyone does bad ideas every once in a while.
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I ban RedRoach for being an insect.
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I ban canon for being a person D:
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I ban Oliver because hi.
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Ohai Pie long time no see :DDDD
...
I mean... BANNED! >:0
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I ban Oliver for creating this abomination of a smiley
:DDDD
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for hating that abomination of a smiley.
Clearly people use that on the internet to sa--aaanevermind.
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Banned because I know exactly what you were originally going for.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer becuase I deny you the right to state what you think I was thinking.
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I ban RedRoach because that's censorship :0000
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I ban Oliver for mentioning the Muse Sponsored Word and Sentence Re-engineering Initiative.
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I ban queso for mentioning the Muse Spnsored Word and Sentence Re0engineering Initiative to the un-informed.
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I ban Roach for being informed now
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I ban Oliver for having not been informed.
Bonus ban because yay for using nicknames! :D
I ban Roach for being informed now
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I ban Roach for not having a nickname prior to this point.
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I ban Piemanlives for not calling me by my nicknames.
People call me Roach or Red all the time. Mostly Roach though on blue teams.
Ah, memories about being called a traitor. Fun, fun times.
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I ban RedRoach for being occasionally being blue
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I ban Iggatto because I hadn't seen him in ages HI IGGATTO! :D
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I ban Olive Colt for shouting
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I ban Riggato for talking
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I ban redroach for whispering.
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I ban Riggatto because I haven't banned anyone recently.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for abandoning the thread.
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I ban RedRoach because I HAVEN'T abandoned the thread.
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for not abandoning the thread. There is no winning in The Pit gentlemen.
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I ban Queso for insisting that there are gentlemen in the pit.
Bonus ban to those who pull up their Gent clan tags to argue with mez.
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I ban Roach because there are Gents in the pit, I double ban him for abuse of future bans.
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I ban RedRoach for pre-banning.
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I ban queso because i now wonder if pre-banning is aloud during a pause in competitive.
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I ban Replaceable for misusing a homophone.
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I ban Canon Whitecandle for being a grammar nazi.
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I ban Red because his gunner and pilot levels add up to make his engineer level.
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I ban Piemanlives beacuse if you subtract his engineer skills by his pilot skills, multiply by 18.4, and add his gunner skills, you get his gunner level.
Bonus ban for when I actually pop in teh game and change my levels and make your statement obsolete.
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I ban RedRoach for being able to change his levels. I have been stuck at my current levels for months now.
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I ban Hamster for neglecting his gunner level that can be easily be leveled up
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I ban Calvary because your name reminds me of a great british carvery- something I have't had for a while.
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I ban Replaceable because what the hell is a great british carvery, and where can I get one outside of Britainia.
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I ban Roach because now I have eternal memory of his levels:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10710688_515100128634259_4149162658019610596_n.jpg?oh=62ec59793d43af18f6d873bc7f4c3104&oe=549C798D&__gda__=1418201575_63610030419dda3454ab29b6f960d7d8)
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I ban pieman for using the basic idea of a ban twice
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I ban Calvary for reasons untold.
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I ban ramjamslam because tell us thy reasons for the power that is "the ban".
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I ban RedRoach because a great british carvery is essentially as follows:
You go to a pub (place that sells booze and often lunch and dinners.) Or specific carvery place (they exist.) You usually pay a set price per person for the meal, kid's are usually cheaper. Drinks are not included.
What happens is you are granted permission to 'go up' after being seated and ordering drinks. Which means you go up to a sort of counter and you choose what things you want, things from a a Great British 'roast dinner',
Which, in Britania as you call it means a roasted meat, usually beef, lamb, pork, or chicken, Yorkshire pudding [a kind of batter that is cooked to leave a well in the centre to allow gravy to be placed, note sometimes this batter can be filled with sausages, but that is a whole other dish.]
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Yorkshire_Pudding_cooked_in_tin_muffin_tins_2007.6.29.JPG)
Fig. 1. A Yorksire pudding- is excellent with gravy.
This is usually accompanied by roasted potatoes and other vegetables, note the best roasted potatoes are covered in goose fat before cooking.
You choose what you want when you 'go up', it is the norm to have lot's of one kind of meat or an assortment of different ones, in the interest of fairness if you choose an assortment of meat, the amount you get will be equal in size to the amount you would get if you only choose one sort of meat.
More often than not just after the 'counter' with the meat there is a table with sauces, like mustard and gravy etc. and most importantly sausages this table is help yourself which is a bad move for the restaurant as they suddenly lose out on sausages... for some reason ;)
Also it should be noted that you cannot 'go up' more than once which sounds bad, but if you know this beforehand you will get lots of food so all is good. It is called a carvery because the meat you get is carved in front of you on request at the meat 'counter'.
And as for outside of the UK I'm not sure where you can get one, now you know what one is that might make finding a carvery or equivalent easier.
Please salute comment and subscribe. Stay tuned for more guides on how to England. 8)
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I ban replaceable for writing a long post in the ban thread
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I ban replaceable for making me home sick. Roast Beef and Yorkshire pudding smothered in gravy was the kind of big meal my parents would cook on special occasions.
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I ban hamster because I'm sorry- i know that when I eventually have to leave home a roast dinner is the first thing I'll miss. Also because you didn't ban Riggato.
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I ban Replaceable because BRRIITAAANNIIIIAAAAAA
...side note, that looks gooood.
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Please salute comment and subscribe. Stay tuned for more guides on how to England. 8)
I saluted, commented but I think the subscribe button is broken
I ban RedRoach for breaking it. (We all know you did it, just look at that pineapple it's a health hazard)
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I ban Cheesy because Noooooooooo blame Shink
(it's not a health hazard but it is dangerous)
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I ban RedRoach (I feel as if I am always banning RedRoach these days...) because even though the subscribe button is broken you can add the pit to your favourites and check it everyday to see if it's updated. (shh i totally don't do that.... xD)
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I ban Replaceable for telling people how to circumvent the fact that posts in the Pit aren't reported on-site.
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I ban Jacob because I'm not green with envy
(see what i did there... hahaha... ah okay)
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I ban RedRoach for racism.
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I ban Queso because he's a dev and can change the colors of his title easily, so therefore it is not racism. Also it's not racism in Jacob's case because he used to be a CA Mod. Speaking of which...
I ban Queso for hiring more cakes.
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Big ban time. I ban RedRoach because I'm no longer a dev. I double ban RedRoach cause I didn't have access even when I was interning at Muse Games. My old ban on racism therefore still applies making a triple ban. I quad ban you for forgetting that I also was a CA Mod. I quintuple ban RedRoach for implying I have any power over hiring people. I sextuple ban RedRoach because who doesn't like cake. And I septuple ban RedRoach because the previous bans built up enough ban tax to cost him another ban.
COME AT ME BRO!
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I ban Queso for making seven bans in one post
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I ban Riggatto because 7 is a lucky number.
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I ban Piemanlives because 7 x 2 is 14, and 14 - 1 = 13, and thirteen is my lucky number. (*whooooo magiiiccc*)
I also ban Queso because he got those bans for me, so technically he banned himself with that last ban tax. Go complicated maths!
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I ban RedRoach because he's still on ban-probation.
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I ban Queso for making ban-probation take so much time
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I ban Oliver because I cant think of any reasons so here's a smiley 8)
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I ban Cheesy because that's not a smiley thats a grinny. This is a smiley. :D
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I ban RedRoach (yet again banning RedRoach ahaha) because it is not a grinny it's a cooley. Because, under it's official name, the sunglasses emoticon, is the coolest emoticon of all time. Imagine someone saying something really cool then putting sunglasses on whilst saying 'Yaaeaahh!' whilst a sick guitar solo plays.
That is when a cooly should be used and therefore what it means.
Yaaeaahh! 8)
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I ban Replaceable because PLS STOP BANNIN ME PLS STAWP
I also ban you becase that still means it's not a smiley.
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I ban redroach for thinking bans will ever stop
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I ban you for crushing my hopes and dreams.
I also ban you because stawp pickings on meee plssss
Go blame Shink or something
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I ban RedRoach for trying to shift the focus to Shink.
#Can't escape that easy. 8)
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I ban Replaceable because wtf why are you banning me so much Q.Q
I ban Replaceable cause his icon is red.
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I ban redroach for making two bans in one post
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I ban Riggatto because i'm not banning RedRoach in this post. 8)
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I ban RedRoach because Replaceable's avatar is a red square.
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I ban Queso for trying to sneak in that 8th ban on me and not banning Replaceable
For shame!
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I ban RedRoach because my last ban wasn't RedRoach.
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I ban Replaceable because I don't have as many salutes as him.
Bonus ban to the (totally realistic) future should my salute count actually surpass yours.
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I ban RedRoach because he still doesn't have as many as replaceable
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I ban Calvary because he doesn't have any salutes
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for being a CA and therefore getting an additional 50 salutes from turning into a CA.
I swear, if you have an elevated title (Colooorsss) you have more than at least 50 salutes.
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I ban Redroach because you are very correct about the correlation between name colour and salutes. (But the correlation may be due to time played, not only name colour, as CA's will have almoat certainly played for a fair amount of time.) And for the future when you have more salutes than me. *gives salute*
I ban Cheesy Crackers because I was Calvary's first Salute. 8)
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I ban Replaceable because everybody deserves at least one salute for buying the game and enlarging the community!
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I ban RedRoach because I agree. 8) 8)
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I Ban Replaceable for making my science test just screw me over :(
I didn't even have time to finish it dammit...
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I ban RedRoach because, happens to me all the time, what science was it?
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I ban replaceable because I think I got most of these salutes through 'The Wall' thread
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I ban Cheesy because we need the WALLLLLLLLL
Shoutout ban to Abby, who should be taking over soon
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I ban RedRoach because I am also banning Abby.
We need wall v2. 8) [if not i would totally do the wall ;)]
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I ban Replaceable for banning Abby.
Don't ban our new glorious wall-master.
...what makes a wall-master glorious...
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I ban RedRoach for having a banning war with Replaceable.
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I ban Shadak for breaking the ban war.
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I ban Jacob for not joining the ban war.
No, the ban you did now is not the ban war. That is now a new ban war.
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I ban Shadak, Jacob and RedRoach because I fail to check the forums for one day and war breaks out.
That escalated quickly... 8)
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I ban Replaceable for using Anchorman quotes.
Do you bite your thumb at us sir?
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I ban RedRoach for quoting Shakespeare. God is dead.
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I ban Canon Whitecandle because God's Not Dead
http://godsnotdeadthemovie.com (http://godsnotdeadthemovie.com)
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I ban RedRoach because we had a powerpoint at school today and one of the quotes on it was god is dead.
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I ban Replaceable because what has more power than a powerpoint?
A movie.
http://godsnotdeadthemovie.com (http://godsnotdeadthemovie.com)
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I Ban RedRoach for repeatedly linking the same website
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I ban Calvary for repeatedly banning the same people.
SHUT YOUR MOUTH I KNOW I'M DOING IT BUT AS A CITIZEN OF THE MIGHTY KINGDOM OF CANADIA I AM ABLE TO DO THAT
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i ban RedRoach because canada has moosesesesese
and i like mooseseseses :(
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I ban Replaceable because my quidditch team calls me Moose.
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I ban Queso for desecrating the mighty country of Canadia with the evil that is a Moose.
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I ban RedRoach because without the mooses there would be no Mythbuster episode with the rubber moose
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I ban Shadak because whooo mythbusters.
"We need more C4." Jamie Hyneman
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I ban RedRoach for not taking interest in my hobby of quidditch. I WANT ATTENTION TOO YOU KNOW :'(
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I ban Queso for turning me into a newt.
I GOT BETTER!
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I ban Calvary for getting better.
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I ban Replaceable for being a pessimist.
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I ban RedRoach for being an optimist, a pessimist is a well informed optimist.
Oh and, I ban Calvary because Cal, I haven't seen you in these forums before, wat. ANSWER ME, WAT.
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I ban JawJee for banning optimisim. Don't try to be a pessimistic optimist to a optimistic pessimist.
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I ban RedRoach because I am a optimistic pessimist. (i.e. I plan for the worst and hope for the best)
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I ban Shadak because I am actually a sarcastic optimist. (a.e. I get almost impractically estatic over things, but I really do mean something in it)
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I ban RedRoach because what's a sarcastic and where do i get one?
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I ban Replaceable for letting this thread get WAAYYY out of hand while I left.
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I ban Kirk for leaving.
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I ban replicable for not allowing Kirk to take a break
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I ban Calvary for spelling my name wrong :o
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I ban Replicable because you're now known as "Replicable".
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I ban Jawjie because EVERYONE WANTS MISSPELLED NAMES!! (and nobody needs one)
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I ban RodReach because I'm quite fond of Replicable.
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I ban Replicable because jawjee
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I ban Culvery(n) (Hue hue Culverins) cuz JeeJaw.
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I ban JawJee for starting this entire "Replicable" thing.
How much you wanna bet to see that Replaceable actually changes his username to "Replicable"?
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I ban RedRoach because Replaceable is my final, and last name change. I am quite fond of it.
(In case you were wondering, it goes Expendable black guy (which was changed for obvious reasons [im sorry- i was a swabbie and a powder monkey and a steerer])=> Replaceable Caucasian=>Replaceable)
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I ban Replaceable for being indesicive about his name.
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I ban RedRoach because I used to be named "JohnTheHusky" and I kinda miss that.
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I ban JawJee for also being indesicive about your name.
I have had one name, and one name only. Except for those damn people who beat me to it... friggin number combos...
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I ban RedRoach for not getting here sooner.
I got my first name choice.
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I would ban kirk for being a total cutie. But instead I ban you for getting your first name choice.
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I ban both of you for having clans.
I also ban kirk more than replaceable because this is my original name. Do you have any idea how many damn people on the internet go under RedRoach, yet I never see them?
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I ban Red for not understanding the difference between 'having' a clan and 'being in' a clan.
I have a clan.
Replaceable is in a clan.
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I ban Kirk because I love him.
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I ban Pieman because I hate to see pie go to waste.
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I ban ranjamslam for being incomprehensible. Stop mumbling you biv.
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I ban Canon Whitecandle because *mumble* :P
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I ban Shadak for telling people about cakes secret weapon.
(If teamwork is OP, then mumble is completely game breaking.)
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I ban Replaceable because I want in on a new heavy flamer cannon if that's your new weapon.
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I ban Red for honestly believing that anyone outside of Cake would be allowed to use a heavy flamer.
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I ban Kirk because I'm not anyone, I'm someone. So I'm allowed to use a heavy flamer.
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I ban Kirk and Roach as I am still a part of cake, yet I am also outside of it. Therefore I fit both of Kirk's criteria, refuting the claim yet also making the claim more robust. (Spring Green FLAMERS!) (Dual membership, as per mr. Jacob Fii.)
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I ban Kirk and Roach as I am still a part of cake, yet I am also outside of it.
I ban macmacnick for describing himself as the icing on the cake.
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I ban ramjamslam for describing macmacnick as icing on the cake, when really he's a candle.
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I ban RedRoach for macmacnick ain't no candle, he's a mac user >:c.
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I ban Jawjee because I'm using an Ipad to type this out
whooooo using educational supplies to educate the public!
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I ban RedRoach because free educational iPad's disgust me to my very core.
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I ban Replaceable because educational iPads be breaking all throught this school
(about 20 people have cracked screens in a collective 4 of my classes. And apparently they don't want to hand it in to have to pay for it.)
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I ban RedRoach because my boyfriend is a faggot (we use that term to describe people who use iPads, Macs, iPhones, etc).He has an iPad(due to his school asking for one for dunno what app), a mac, that he regrets buying it in the first place (but he's getting a PC in a few days :3) and an iPhone. You people...The only kind of tablet I have, is a graphic one for drawing. You people with overpriced products that aren't even that great...
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I ban Jawjee because a faggot is a bundle of sticks, among other things.
Go ahead, google it.
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I ban RedRoach because he doesn't like being a bundle of sticks.
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I ban Jawjee because isn't it a bundle of fragrant sticks?
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I ban Cheesy because this bundle of fragrant sticks is on FIREEE
*commence smell of fragrance*
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I ban RedRoach and Cheesy because you guys make me look straight when compared to you two, which is very ironic.
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I ban jawjee for making himself the condition of the ban
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I ban calvary for finally ending up in the pit.
(Welcome to our lovely chaotic corner, by the way)
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I ban macmac because he didn't know Cal was where for some time now.
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I ban Jawjee because cal was where.
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I ban jawjee because he one of the users above me
I also ban RedRoach because this topic of me is uncomfortable especially when such items relate to how long I was here when I lurked for much longer
DOUBLE BANNNNNNNN
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
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I ban
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I also ban.
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I ban too!
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We ban
(at this rate someone's gonna get himself banned)
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We ban. Together.
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Banning in the street!
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We shall ban on the beaches, we shall ban on the landing grounds, we shall ban in the fields and in the streets, we shall ban in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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But we shall never ban the skywhales.
I ban Replaceable because that escalated quickly.
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I ban the sky whales
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I ban Replaceable from destroying all our hopes and dreams of Skywhales in Adventure mode
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I ban RedRoach for banning Replaceable when it should be Calvary.
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I ban Replaceable for banning RedRoach once again.
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I ban Replaceable because I DO WHAT I WAWNT
I also ban thee for not taking back your ban on skywhales, such ban must remove.
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I ban RedRoach because there must be an imposter.
Someone has replaced me...
And banned skywhales.
It's a conspiracy.
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I ban Replaceable because conspiracies are clearly false.
Except that Chupacabra thing. Screw that thing.
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I ban RedRoach because I was just playing Tropico and a foreign research team got eaten by the 'Chupacabra'
I warned those gringos about coming on my island!
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I ban Cheesy for having an island.
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I ban RedRoach for being islandist.
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I ban Replaceable for using terms I haven't even heard of.
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I ban RedRoach because that's a made up word.
(I do however intend it to mean 'Behaviour which discriminates against islands.')
#Say No To Island Abuse.
Eat your vegetables.
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I ban Replaceable for promoting vegetables.
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I ban Calvary for promoting Brocolli.
I also ban Replaceable for saying no to island abuse and then saying eat vegetables, which are plants, which make up 60%+ of the population of most islands.
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I ban RedRoach for implying plants make up only 60% of an islands natural population.
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I ban Calvary for not reading properly.
, which make up 60%+ of the population of most islands.
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I ban RedRoach for being right
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I ban Calvary for forfeiting an argument
Marching Band and Social Studies debate classes tell you the importance of never saying "Well crap, you're right, and I'm completely wrong, so here's my cards, I fold."
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I ban RedRoach for assuming I play poker .
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I ban Calvary for playing poker.
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I ban RedRoach for not playing quidditch
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I ban Red- Uhum, Queso (sorry, force of habit...) for playing Quidditch. Like seriously where do you play these niche sports. I want iiiin.
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I ban Replaceable for implying he sits on a broom. A thin, thin broom.
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http://www.usquidditch.org/teams That's all the US teams. If you aren't from the US, there are a ton of international teams as well. United States Quidditch and the International Quidditch Association just split into two organizations this past summer, so that's complicated. I ban RedRoach because I own 2 brooms.
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/brooms.jpg)
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I ban Queso because I have a rainbow-colored broom with a blue wood finish.
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHA-
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I ban RedRoach because pics or it didn't happen.
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I ban Queso for implying that a picture is worth a thousand words.
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I ban RedRoach because a thousand words is enough to write a whiny post on the GOI meta. (mistakes were made)
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I ban Replaceable for even thinking about the meta
banshee junker w/ hades front ftw
(and no I haven't been successful with that so far)
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I ban RedRoach because it's not about success, or failure.
It's about switching it up and trying new, radical ideas. Without being blinded by the thought victory.
It is about the journey you take to wherever you go.
The people you meet. The laughs you have.
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I ban Replaceable because that's what the forums are for, to let loose with your creativity and not be haunted at the fear of shame.
Most of the time.
I love you guys :P
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Speaking of fear of shame (which I ban RedRoach for not having), I felt really awkward walking into the Muse office this summer carrying a broom one time. I had a quidditch tournament in Long Island over the weekend so I was taking the train out. Awkm thinks quidditch is pretty legit.
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I ban Queso for having shame in himself for not carrying two brooms.
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I ban RedRoach cause I only bought the Peterson's broom in the past few weeks.
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I ban Queso for buying a broom only in the past few weeks.
Those are some harsh working conditions.
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I ban RedRoach for 17 pages of posts in this thread that I am too lazy to read.
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HEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!! :D
I ban Bdr for coming back!
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I ban RedRoach for posting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much in this thread.
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I ban Canon for not having enough free time to be a major part of this thread.
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I ban RedRoach for having as much time as me to post in here 8)
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I ban Replaceable for not using his free time to post in here as much as me
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I ban RedRoach because he posts here
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I ban Calvary as I have been posting here before it was cool. :p
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I ban Bdrline for being a hipster.
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I ban macmac for not realising that the instant you point out that you're a hipster is the exact moment that you cease to be one and instead become an attention seeker. :P
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I ban Jacob for pointing out attention seekers so that attention is shared unto us all
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I ban RedRoach for taking attention.
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I ban Jacob for implying that I wanted attention.
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I ban everyone who didn't take part in round two of The Wall[v2] The KillStealer Edition.
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I ban AbbyTheRat for banning people from taking part in round three of The Wall[v2] The KillStealer Edition.
I also ban AbbyTheRat for not letting me know if I can't sit on my kerosene, let rip, and fly towards my destination with speed, like in a real squid XD
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I ban RedRoach because if in a game you can make perfume (to the ramifications the killstealer likes) I'm pretty sure you can go full speed in a squid to hurt things.
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I ban Replaceable for not realizing that I meant if I could use my kerosene while on foot in a goofy way.
...for not letting me know if I can't sit on my kerosene, let rip, and fly towards my destination with speed...
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I ban RedRoach because whoops.
And I do not see why not.
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I ban Replaceable because LOGIIIICCCC!!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/BJZ3R.gif)
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Would I have to be strapped to your back and continue to hit you with a spanner in order for you to continue to burn Kerosene on yourself? Hmm. Food for thought.
I ban RedRoach for making me ponder an untestable hypothesis.
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I ban Replaceable as why think, this is the Pit all logic has gone out of the door.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for insisting that all logic has gone out of the door. There's logical logic, and there's unreasonable logic. I like to play with unreasonable logic.
I ban BdrLine for making me use logical logic in the pit.
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I ban RedRoach for using too much logic
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not using logic to justifiy the logical conclusion about my misuse of logic in an unlogical place in response to a logic-denying conclusion about the use of logic in a thread about using logic to reach logical reasons for bans.
(https://imgflip.com/readImage?iid=101716)
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I ban redroach for using the word logic (in different forms) eight times in his last sentence.
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I ban mac for not being logical in his unlogical conclusion to logically ban me for...
I ban Macmac for causing me to start on another logic train.
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I ban RedRoach for banning Macmacnick twice
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I ban Shadak twice because I've banned people way more times in one post!
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I ban Queso for banning a person 7 times in a single post instead of 7 people in a single post.
Big ban time. I ban RedRoach because I'm no longer a dev. I double ban RedRoach cause I didn't have access even when I was interning at Muse Games. My old ban on racism therefore still applies making a triple ban. I quad ban you for forgetting that I also was a CA Mod. I quintuple ban RedRoach for implying I have any power over hiring people. I sextuple ban RedRoach because who doesn't like cake. And I septuple ban RedRoach because the previous bans built up enough ban tax to cost him another ban.
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I ban RedRoach for discussing previous moderation action in the pit.
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I ban Queso for using moderation action in the pit.
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I ban RedRoach for not respecting the authoreteh of moderators in the pit.
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I ban Jacob for insisting he has authoritay over the pit.
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I ban RedRoach because all the Muse cool kids are banning him and I wanna be a cool kid like them.
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I ban Oliver for not letting me time travel
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I ban Cheesy because you can time travel using nothing but, a squid, a buff hammer and moonshine.
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I ban Replaceable for not including a Loch. harpoon to this equation
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I ban Calvary for introducing math to the pit.
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I ban Calvary because RedRoach is right, CAL, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU AND SWIM, NO MATHS PLS.
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I ban Jawjee for attempting (and clearly failing) to ban math from the pit.
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I ban Redroach because he clearly has failed to ban math (Maths)...
Squid max speed= 47ms-1
Max engine force, using F=ma. msquid=50,000kg asquid=5.5ms-2
F=5.5(50,000)= 275,000N
Dynabuff hammer gives + 25% power to engines. 1.25(275,000)=343,750N
Moonshine gives +200% thrust to engines. 3(343750) = 1,031,250N
The squids new acceleration under these conditions is given by F/m=a=20.635ms-2
Given that we are time traveling with a squid, we will travel 1 ms-1 faster than the speed of light.
Or 299,792,459ms-1
Now using:
v2=u2+2as
s=(v2-u2)/2a
(And ignoring that Galilean relativity doesn't work at speeds approaching the speed of light...)
s=(299,792,4592)/2(20.635) = 2.17x1015m or 2,170,000,000,000,000m
Q.E.D
Therefore 100% conclusively showing that if you burn a squids engines with moonshine for 2,170,000,000,000,000 metres you will go faster than the speed of light and time travel. Trust me.
Moonshine would have to be on for, 6669 years. (LOL 69)
Note. A lochna-Harpoon can be used to pull yourself through wormholes.
The following proof is done without accidental errors. All errors are on purpose.
Sources:
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I ban Replaceable for bringing math to a geek.
If the squid moves at a speed of 47 ms-1, then the squid is moving at approximately a pace of less than 4.7 ms, therefore chaning the equation immensely. The max egine force is reduced down by a tenth, resutling in F= 27,500N, and the dynabuff hammer, adding to it 6875N. The Moonshine, in addition to it needing to be held up by buff engies and spanner whacks, will give a 200% increase in base thrust, adding an additional 50,000N. With both increases of 50,000 and 6,875N, the new force would be pushed up to a whopping 84,375N. The heavy decrease in power would decrease the maximum output of the squid. However, it also does not change it's acceleration, which still slows until hitting max speed. Therefore, when using the current acceleration equation, of F/m=a=11.645ms-2, the squid is unable to push past the given speed of light, or 30,000,000 km/s, which shows that given current utilities, the squid is unable to time travel.
AP classes be like "You got a B, you didn't show your work"
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I ban RedRoach because one of the assumptions is that there is no max acceleration. And there is no max speed.
Because that's what the lochna-poon really does.
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I ban Replaceable for considering the power of the loch-poon.
Which totally sounds like something else that would in theory be cool but in practice really messy.
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I ban RedRoach because Loch-Poon sounds like some weird sex move
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for siding with the murderer of the wall
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I ban RedRoach because the ship name Lochna-Poon is not aloud on GOI.
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I ban Replaceable for making a ship sound like a weird sex move. Probably a squid.
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I ban RedRoach because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
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I ban Queso for no real reason in particular.
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I ban Zill for not having a reason
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I ban Riggatto for [ERROR 404: REASON NOT FOUND]. Oh, whoops. I meant for [REDACTED].
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I ban macmacnick for causing errors in his bans
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I ban RedRoach for causing bans in his errors.
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I ban Jacob for creating this fabulously banshee happy patch which totally makes the firework junker so much more fun.
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I ban RedRoach because that ship is called 'The Birthday Cake' and is the premise cake clan was founded.
Oh and for implying it wasn't already amazingly fun.
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Or with burst: PEW...PEW...PEW...PEW...PEW...PEW...PEW
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I ban Replaceable for not letting me into the Cake clan because I used the premise cake caln was founded on.
And for implying that it wasn't already amazingly fun.
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I BAN THE GUY THAT BROKE THE FORUM'S LEVELS. REPLACEBLE, WHY ART THOU LEVEL 37 ENGINEER AND 21 PILOT? I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS.
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I ban Jawjee cause he hasn't logged in this patch!
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I Queso for trying to mess up Jawjee's pre-patch levels.
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I ban HamsterIV for trying to stop Queso from using a buff-jammer on Jawjee's pre-patch levels.
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I ban RedRoach because i never said i'd not let you in for using the birthday cake.
But you'd have had to apply first anyways.. One is not simply let in...
I also ban Jawjee, because I am 37 engi and 21 pilot because i am so goddamn OP.
1v1 me mobula only.
PLUGPLUGPLUG: Vist cakeclan.shivtr for more info :o
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I ban Replaceable for trying to make me apply to a clan to bolster it's ranks.
Side note, I haven't logged in to Guns of Icarus since about a month ago, yet I haven't come off the forums since then for more than 12 hours. XD
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I ban RedRoach because that is impressive. And for implying we need to bolster our ranks..
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I ban Replaceable for implying that Cake does not need more recruits, so therefore cake does not need me nor any other forum-loving newbie.
(DISCLAIMER: This is the pit, all said negative opinions are false unless stated otherwise)
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I ban RedRoach for that this disclaimer as nothing is true everything is permitted (to a degree) in the Pit. Like Bacon.
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I ban BdrLineAzn promoting the #1-10 reason why America has an obesity problem
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I ban RedRoach because of America's obesity problem.
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I ban Calvary because mexicos obesity problem is worse.
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I ban Replaceable because he's replaceable
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I ban myself because I'm pretty sure someone's already banned replaceable for being replaceable.
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I ban Indreams because...
Oh crap, he did my job before me. :-*
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I ban RedRoach for not doing his job earlier. I ban myself, the guy/guyette that's going to ban me, and so on.
I also ban my math teacher for giving us so much homoworks. Actually...nah, I don't ban her, she's awesome, she let me go home and sleep after I stood up 2 full days for a project.
In conclusion, I BAN Y'ALL.
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I ban Jawjee because that's an achievement right there.
I also ban Indreams, because that's more overused than people saying the cake is a lie. xD
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I ban Replaceable for being a part of a cult that constantly celebrates and embraces a lie.
And I'm not talking about the meme. Those flamers were so helpful, and then THOSE CLAN TAG SQUADS
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I ban RedRoach because my leg hurts so I'm grumpy.
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I ban Queso for not injecting his leg with morphine so that his leg stops hurting.
Or feeling.
For like, a week or two.
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I ban RedRoach because like you said elswehere on this here forum, i haven't flown with you yet. sadface
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I ban Replaceable because nobody has flown with me since the new patch.
Hence these levels. I think I'm the only active member of the community who hasn't logged in yet.
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I ban RedRoach because he hasn't logged in yet
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I ban Calvary for joining the level-buffing side of this argument
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I ban RedRoach for disagreeing
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I ban Calvary because you ain't havin'dem dakkas, you humie.
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I ban Jawjee because the almighty emperor supplies all the dakka required!
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I ban Calvary because LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR."Apotechary ready."
I also ban Cal for I dunno if death or healing... I care not which you seek!
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I ban Jawjee for being an underpants gnome.
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I ban swimfellow for heresy against the emperor
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I ban Calvary for insisting that the emperor can supply him with enough dakka.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/092/642/more-dakka.jpg)
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I ban RedRoach with my sword.
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091011115912/warhammer40kfanon/images/c/cd/Drive_me_closer_i_want_to_hit_them_with_my_sword.png)
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I ban Jawjee for using tanks and a tiny, tiny little baby man sword.
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/85/8546ad2b45a53399c46c160e6f19952216a5cd9de1be7b68e11f5864c2ee068d.jpg)
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I ban RedRoach because I'M AFRAID I NEED TO TAKE THE BIG GUN OUT.
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130421052844/warhammer40k/images/6/6b/PaxMacharia.jpg)
OR SHOULD I SAY, TITAN?
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I ban Jawjee for taking the big gun, and not instead using nukes.
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/6e/6ec155037aab460b31efe3ce76d5709198bd2880fb49cf3bc43b3166c2974c61.jpg)
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I ban RedRoach because Im at war with Gandhi for that very issue
so many nukes ;_;
I also ban Jawjee for going against commander boreale's saying "walk softly and carry a big gun"
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I ban Cavalry and Redroach because nukes are bad.
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I ban Indreams because, Replaceable OP nerf please.
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I ban Replaceable for misspelling "RearAdmiralZill" in his last post.
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I ban hamster, ... because I can't think of a reason to ban him.
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I ban Indreams because his brain probably got friend by all the radiation. Thanks Ghandi
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I ban Chesey Crackers for me logging in this patch and ruining my nice hard-earned achiveo levels.
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I ban Cheesy crackers for spelling "fried" "friend".
I am no friend of nukes.
I ban RedRoach because he'll survive the effects of radiation (he's a roach).
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I need to ban myself because I've realized that the last three replies in the pit has been from me. :(
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I ban Indreams for not contributing to the pit more than 3 posts
I mean come on if you're gonna commit do it full-heartedly.
(side note, don't ever feel bad about posting too much in le pit)
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I ban RedRoach because I still look at the pit in case I have to go and call the ancient council of moderators. More posts means more to dig through :P
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I ban Cheesy crackers for spelling "fried" "friend".
I am no friend of nukes.
I ban RedRoach because he'll survive the effects of radiation (he's a roach).
Funny about that, I ban Indreams as I am a nuke. (in the Navy)
And I ban Queso we are the old guard now huh?
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I ban BdrLine for guarding old people.
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I ban ramjamslam for having a fabulous avatar ;)
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I ban Replaceable for having a red-shirt avatar.
He's asking for bad things to happen to him.
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I ban Indreams because candy corn.
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I ban Gyro Skyrocket for the devilish crime of...
promoting Halloween a full year before it happens. Like come on, hand out candy canes or something.
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I ban you because you banned me.
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I ban Gyro Skyrocket, just to let others banning me :)
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I ban Lochnagar for stealing the best possible GOIO name.
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I ban Replaceable beacause that is an opinion, and not a fact.
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I ban RedRoach becuase it is a fact that Lochnagar is the best ammo.
Lochna-Gat: One hit and their hull is gone
Lochna-Flamer: One hit and all components have 20 stacks regardless of chem spray.
Lochna-Mine: Skyrockets the enemy into the sun. One shot killing it and counting as 5 kills.
Lochna-Flare: Creates a flare so powerful it breaks the server. You of course win by forfeit.
Lochna-Hwatcha: One rocket breaks all components.
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I aban Replicable because I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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I ba Jawjee because this is no laughing matter
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I ban ramjam because i agree- laugh at the lochnagar and suffer.
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I laugh at the power of the lochnagar. HA!
I ban Replaceable for not making me suffer in the 5 minutes that passed after I posted this.
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After enough time passes the lochnagar will get you.
Maybe not today. Maybe not the next day.
But eventually the Lochnagar gets us all.
(Be it from the gun dying, the gun having no turning speed, or being hit by lochnagar heavy flak)
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I ban heavy locknagar flak for being too op
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I ban Calvary for insisting that a single gun is too op
Clearly, teamwork is op. Nerf pls.
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I ban teamwork because what is this, a team based game?
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pshhhhhh team based! this is why we need boarding!/s
I ban queso because you're breaking the system
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I ban Calvary for insisting that the system's broken.
Side-note-that-is-honest-opinion: I ban Queso because I feel like this matchmaker doesn't think this is a team based game either and instead looks at the player, not the crew.
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I ban RedRoach for thinking I have any influence at Muse Games these days. I'm busy studenting.
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I ban Queso because I'm also busy studenting in the middle of class yet I am banning you as we speak.
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I ban everybody who's stundenting right now but also wasting time on the forum. Because I'm also in a middle of a class that I am clearly not focused on.
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I ban Indreams for not focusing on class.
Bonus ban to me for hyporcrisy does not apply as I am focused hard on our subject right now.
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I just got caught banning people in a post by the class.
I ban myself for ruining the focus of our class.
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I ban RedRoach for breaking the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not get caught.
We have all broken the 12th. Thou shalt not get banned.
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I ban anyone else currently in class... as I mostly ignore class. I'm a game dev student. I am on a games forum. Close enough :P
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I ban Queso because the game forum is the classroom of the game dev student. Stop slacking and start taking notes! ;D
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I ban RedRoach because if this is the classroom, then I should look into making a boarding game as soon as I can.
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I ban Queso for bringing up boarding, as I play GOIO so I can avoid the stupid, random multiplayer first-person melee.
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I ban Indreams for avoiding the stupid random multiplayer melee because it is obviously the heart of the GOIO model and team players are suckers and wimps real 12 year old gamers want boarding!
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I ban Calvary because I agree, only cowards stand back with their bows/guns/magic. Ramming/Boarding/Melee is where it's at! Many a foe have fallen to my boarding!
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I ban Calvary for insisting that cowards use bows/guns/magic.
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE MINIGUN - HADES - MERCURY COMBO FROM MY MEEEEEEEEtamidion!
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I ban RedRoach for banning my gunner >:c. DON'T YOU DARE BAN HIM.
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I ban Jawjee for having a gunner that isn't a team player
and therefore will not change his ammo types and be a total dic when you need that heavy hwacha barrage.
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I would be able to hit if the hwacha supplied enough dakka but it doesn't. and I'll have you know im an excellent team player and can hit my hwacha volleys rather well
I ban RedRoach for implying I was a 12 year old COD player
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I ban Indreams for avoiding the stupid random multiplayer melee because it is obviously the heart of the GOIO model and team players are suckers and wimps real 12 year old gamers want boarding!
I ban Calvary for implying that he was a 12 year old gamer and also implying that he hated team players (despite being one, Heresy!!1!)
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I ban redroach for using my posts against me
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I ban Calvary for making posts that can be used against him.
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I ban cavalry and reproach for petty arguments.
I also ban my spellcheck because it thinks 'redroach' should be 'reproach'.
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I ban Indreams's spellcheck for discriminating against red roaches. Which are totally a thing.
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I ban RedRoach because spellcheck is totally not a thing.
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I ban Ramjam for not spell checking that post.
There's nothing wrong with it. I just know u didnt.
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I bna Repalcelbe fro uisng speklchecx bexause anywon can tpye out a post withuot uisng spellccjexk.
translation because some people can't read that:
I ban Replaceable for using spellcheck because anyone can type out a post without using spellcheck.
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I ban RedRoach for thinking that we can't read.
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I ban Jacob because he read my post and therefore can read.
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I ban RedRoach because literacy is not a basis to ban people.
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I ban Indreams for challenging the authority I wield to ban people.
YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
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I can't tell you what to do, but I can refer to the basis of landmark Voting Rights Act of 1965 to say that discrimination depending on literacy is not a basis to deny rights.
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*proceeds to research Voting Rights Act of 1965*
Damn. Uh...
I BAN THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT OF 1965 SO I CAN BAN YOU
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I ban RedRoach for making me laugh too much in middle of class. :D
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I ban everybody who's stundenting right now but also wasting time on the forum. Because I'm also in a middle of a class that I am clearly not focused on.
Indreams enforces his own ban against himself.
I ban Indreams for making posts that can be used against him.
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I ban Shink because... oh wait wrong thread.
I ban Queso for trying to ban me in a different thread
I also ban RedRoadch b/c I dont think I have before
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I ban Shink for double banning. Only I get to ban everyone.
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I ban Zill for wanting to ban everyone
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I ban all of you.
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I ban zill for dredging up the past
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I blame Shink for bringing other threads into this... oh wait.
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I ban Queso for ... oh wait - ing
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for snow falling down yet school doesn't have a delayed opening.
Through Sleet, Hail or Snow we have to start out torture on time! XD
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I ban RedRoach because we have a playoff (American Highschool Football Thing) game in near 0 degrees Celsius.
It's going to be godawful.
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I ban Indreams because we had a preformance (Marching Band) at a footbal game in the freezing cold, while it was raining, in uniform, with instruments (that had to be cleaned).
It WAS godawful. Lord have mercy on your soul.
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Wait, you're in marching band too! So Am I!
(As evidence, 'I play the Euphonium', the instrument that nobody outside of band knows about)
I care not at all for football, but I am dragged along to every goddamn football game.
I don't think Lord will have mercy on my soul because I just used his name in vain.
Btw, I ban you for being similar to me. :)
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I ban Indreams for using The Lord's name in vain
LAAWWD ABOVE REQUIRES THEE TO RESPECT THE AUTHORITAY O HIS NAME!
(personal chatups should be done via PMs and not on a thread)
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I ban redroach for using all caps
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i ban calvary for using a cap
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I ban RedRoach for underling an a. Despicable.
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I ban Replaceable for not using underlines.
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I ban Shink for not being as bold as he could be.
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I ban Queso for not typing anything too.. super
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I ban Shink, Queso, and Replaceable for screwing around with chat.
I don't ban myself however because I did more than one thing.
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I ban RedRoach for "doing more than one thing."
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I ban Zillion for implying that he can't multitask.
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I ban RedRoach for making Zill puns.
Puns are my job.
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I ban macmacnick for getting paid to do puns!
#jealous
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I ban Kamoba for implying that people want puns.
#socialoutcast
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I ban RedRoach for hashtags
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I ban Shink for calling a pound symbol a hashtag.
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Call that a pound symbol?
THIS is a pound symbol! £££
~Just England Things
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I ban replaceable for not banning anyone
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I ban Shink because I blame him for Replaceable not banning anyone.
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I ban Indreams for suggesting cause and effect based on the mis-wording of Redroach and the effect it had on replaceable I. The relative terms of the banning system.
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I ban Kamoba for inventing AND using relative terms of the banning system.
There is no system.
ANARCHAAAYYY
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I ban RedRoach because cake clan is immune to anarchy. IMMUNE
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I ban RedRoach because what is cake not immune to?
Lies. YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR IMMUNITY.
ANARCHAAAYYY
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I ban Redroach because ANARCHY
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Banned for banning someone because they're following the path of antidisestablishmentarianism.
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I ban Kamoba because antidisewatchamacallit is a new word my friend wont stop using
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I ban Cheesy Crackers for not taking the time and consideration while performing orthographic study on the word antidisistablishmentarianism.
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I ban Kamoba for trying to put a sophisticated, civilized name on anarchy.
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Redroach I ban thee in the name of literature superiority!
Chivalry and diver tongues shalt rule this world......
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I ban myself for typing diver instead of silver...
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I ban Kamoba for banning himself for making a spelling error when he can simply modify his message using the button located in the top right of the post.
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I ban all of you for posting so much while I was at a quidditch tournament all weekend.
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I ban Queso for not posting with your phone while you were at a quidditch tournament all weekend.
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I ban RedRoach for banning Queso for suggesting he drop his concentration during muggle quiddich. (Which was a fun topic during the fireside chat! :D )
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When I brought my broom to the office for a weekend summer fantasy tournament I had to answer a lot of questions about it. That was a fun weekend.
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I play troll ball at LARP myself, luckily we lost the last tournament, it's hosts were vampires and the prize was immortality among the ranks of the undead, boy it's good to loose sometimes, not sure a wolf kin could handle being undead...
Back ontopic, I ban Queso for not banning anyone.
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I ban Kamoba for getting things back on topic
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I ban Kamboa because I want to LARP, but there is no viable opportunities for a high school student living in the republican part of Texas. (no body here understands gamers and young people).
I ban Shink because I blame him for what Kamboa did.
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I ban Indreams for combining threads to both ban and blame Shink.
If you're gonna do it, do it one at a time.
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I ban someone because quidditch isn't LARP. I ban Indreams because Texas has some damn good quidditch teams, and also the most annoying and cocky team I have ever played against.
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I ban Queso for thinking I thought quiddich was larp, LARP is so much more geekier, I was just keeping things on topic of odd fantasy sports.
Indreams play quiddich!
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Indreams should totally play quidditch when he gets to college.
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I ban Kamoba and Queso for bringing all yo magics and witchcraftz into our world of steampunk science and technological breakthroughs of flight!
And time lords. Don't forget time lords.
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I ban RedRoach as its been too long since my last post.
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I ban RedRoach for being post #2000.
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I ban Syconawt for... wait, you've been counting?
I ban Syconawt for having a good enough memory to see how many posts have passed.
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I ban RedRoach for not seeing the "Post number" number at the top of each post.
Re: Ban the User Above You
« Reply #2003 on: Today at 08:30:16 am »
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I ban Kamoba for not informing me of this information beforehand.
Now that I know how see what post number there is in a post, I also modify my previous ban against Syconawt.
I ban Syconawt because in fact I was post #1999.
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I agree with Redroachs ban and second it, I also ban Redroach for making me agree with him!
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I ban Redroach and Kamboa. Reply # does not account for the very first post. So, Redroach was indeed 1999+1=2000th post.
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I ban Indreams for being an interlectual posterior ;)
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I ban Kamoba for not informing me of the information that Indreams has relayed to me.
I also ban Syconawt because he was right.
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I ban Redroach for relying on me to relay information to him. *tuts* as bad as a unchecked novice who didn't do the tutorials. Bann. ;)
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YOU LITTLE SMRI-
I ban Kamoba for calling me an insult even stronger than a powdwer monkey.
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I ban RedRoach for being insulted by the truth.
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I ban Wundsalz for that BURRRRRRRN!
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I ban Indreams for acknowledging the burn
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I ban Jester Schulz for demoting the burn
pls I don't want to be Shink
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I ban RedRoach because it is illegal to demote the burn when cakes are around.
Chem is the enemy.
Except i never play a match on a ship without it...
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I ban Replaceable because I never follow the laws of any clan. Can't you tell? I'm a freelancer.
ANARCHAAAAAAAAAYAYYY!!!!!
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I ban RedRoach for yelling.
And now that I think about it, for being an Anarchist.
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I ban Redroach and ShadedExalt for bringing Antidisestablishmenttarionism back into the discussion.
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I ban Kamoba for attempting to remove Antidisstablishmenttarionism from the discussion.
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I ban RedRoach for a post that stopped the thread for a day!
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I ban Kamoba for not posting in the thread for a day
(Yall are getting sleepy over there :P)
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I ban RedRoach because- Holy shi- what. I've just seen that there's a babies' toy robot hanging from my curtain rail.
It's been looking at me all this time. For months. I forgot it was there. D:
I ban RedRoach for that it's your fault.
Or shinks...
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I ban RedRoach for having a babies' toy robot hanging from his curtain rail
How the f--- do you do that?
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I ban myself because this is getting cofuzzling!
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I ban Kamoba for getting confused!
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I ban Jester as I am the one who confuses people who are confused who were confused by me.
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I ban BdrLine for being confusing.
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I ban ramjamslam for being confused
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I ban Ultimate Pheer for not being confused while the rest of us stand in a dazed state of confuzzling humble bug gardens.
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I ban Kamoba because ????????
Note: 3 question marks in a row make an emoticon
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I ban replaceable for teaching me something new.
?????????
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I ban Indreams for bad internet that made me miss a major portion of the Aerodome.
And, like, a day of forums.
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I can RedRoach because a) missing a day of forums and b) because I've banned you so much you're in my autocorrect on my phone. :o
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I again ban a bunch of you while I was helping a friend with a student film.
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I ban queso for being a cat's meow
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I ban Jester Schulz for his profession - no fun allowed here!
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I ban Wundsalz for banning fun. :(
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I ban Shadak Shademore beause of Wundsalz's ban of fun.
I am the definition of fun itself.
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I ban RedRoach for banning Shadak, she's way more fun than you!
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I ban Kamoba for not letting me see how much more fun Shadak is.
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I ban RedRoach because what's more fun than a good ol' party? (fyi bad parties are awful and awkward)
#AlwaysAGoodPartyWith #CakeClan #CakeBestClanConfirmed
#me #selfie #personal #nofilter #mabae #cute #justoutofshower
#spn #pets #360MLGNoScope #whatiscloudgaming #hashtag
#What is love #BabyDontHurtMe #NoMore
#GOIO #NoEmbeddedHashtags #FourierTransformingTheCat2014
#2k14 #apple #MumfordAndSons #LikeCommentAndSubscribe
#Salute #GetNotificationsOfReplies #ThisPostWillKillMe
#why #SomePeopleDoThisForreal
#WhatDoYouMeanTheseArentRealHashtags #TeenAgeAngst
#ByReplaceable #2k14
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I ban Replaceable for the use of really small text and hashtags. Also Half Life 3 confirmed
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I ban Jester Schulz for bringing Valve games into this 3rd party Muse game.
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I ban RedRoach for the fact that guns of icarus is a video game.
It's not a bad thing, but still it IS a video game.
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I ban Replaceable because I feel like banning someone and Replaceable is replaceable.
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I ban Wundsalz because Replaceable has been banned for being replaceable too many times already. I mean, even I've done it.
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I ban replaceable for being replaceable.
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I ban Replaceable for not helping me make a point: banning replaceable for being replaceable is too unoriginal.
Well, ban me for being a hypocrite, because I've banned replaceable for being replaceable at one point....
You know what? I ban replaceable for being replaceable.
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Honey I'm Home!
Oh wait, wrong opening line...
Happy Birthday!
Wait no that's not it..
Quack quack!
No...
Oh I remember now!
I ban thee!
I need no reason for my Ban hammer is OP.
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I ban Kamoba as how can you forget what to say initially.
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I ban what's his name for having an easily forgettable name.
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I ban Kamoba for banning the inheritor of the Burning Skies Saloon.
(Yes, I did read through all 150+ pages of that.)
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I ban RedRoach for not piloting enough :P
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I ban Kestril piloting too much
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I ban Kamoba as get on my levels son :P
(and Red, currently working to finish skies have no limit, then there is an idea of a new thing if you and some others know what I mean)
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I ban BdrLine for trying to get me to "lvl up u scrub".
(Yaaaaaaay!)
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I ban RedRoach for multiple accounts of aaaaaaa
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I can CheesyCrackers because I missed out on some posts :O
(But hey I've eaten well this 4DAYWEEKEND, and England doesn't even do thanksgiving)
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I ban Replaceble for having a 4DAYWEEKEND and not spending it on the forums.
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I ban England for having a 4DAYWEEKEND and not a four day weekend.
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I ban Calvary for banning the founder of our mighty kingdom of Canadia.
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I ban RedRoach cause I'm awake too early. I want this semester to be done with.
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I ban Queso because I just arrived at my first track practice and holy crap you have no idea how dead my legs are.
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I ban RedRoach cause runners are masochists.
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I ban Queso for making a common every day thing a qualifier of a masochist.
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I ban RedRoach for implying masochism is a bad thing.
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I ban Queso for not buying his kinky leather products off of me.
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I ban Kamoba because the only thing I need to cause pain in my life is a broom between my legs and a bunch of nerds trying to tackle me.
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I ba Queso for implying that Quidditch is masochism in sport form.
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I ban RedRoach for saying that he ba's Queso. We aren't sheep sir
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I ban Jester because many of us are ducks. (I, however, am not)
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Relevant: http://i.giflike.com/8PdCCpG.gif
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I ban Queso as 10 points for Gryffindor for that tackle.
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Actually probably illegal. Hard to tell from that angle. Also Harry Potter jokes got old for quidditch years ago. Find some new ones. Oh and I ban you for that.
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I ban Queso for showing illegal plays.
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I ban Redroach because I haven't banned anyone in a while...
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I ban Idreams for not having banned anyone in a while till now.
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I ban Kamoba for not banning anyone in a day.
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RedRoad banned and nerfed for too many bans per day.
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YOU CAN'T RESTRICT MY FREEDOOM OF SPEEEECCCHHH
Kamoba is banned for attempting to circumvent the 1st Amendment.
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If Kamoba turns out to be a none U.S. citizen/resident, what are you going to do RedRoach?
I ban RedRoach for this reason.
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I need to ban Indreams because this is a serious thread in a serious forum where we don't have space for dreamers.
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I ban wundalz for banning Indreams who was right that I'm not from the US. :)
Though none would guess lol
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I ban Kamoba for attempting to circumvent my right to the 1st Amendment due to my servitude in the great kingdom of Canadia by stating that he is not from the US.
(irl I'm not from the US either, but that just goes for where I'm from, and not where I AM.)
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I ban RedRoach for... THAT^
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I ban Kamoba for misunderstanding satirical points of view.
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I ban Jacob for having nice hair.
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I ban Kamoba for replying to these threads so quickly.
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I ban Jacob for my delayed reply.
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I ban Kamoba for being the only other person paying attention to this thread today.
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I ban Jacob for banning me for a bannable offense he is also guilty of!
If I'm goin down I'm taking you with me!
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I ban you both because I am paying attention to it as well.
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I ban Queso because it's the first step in my plan for world domination.
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I ban Kestril because that sounds like a roundabout way of dominating the world if your first step is banning me.
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I ban Queso to compete in this plan for world domination as well.
I also ban Kamoba for being more active than me in the "Ban the User Above You" thread.
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I ban RedRoach for breaching the rules of 'user above you' clearly singular and not plural.
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I ban Kamoba for not reading the rules and seeing that it is ban the user ABOVE you.
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I ban Kamoba because he is above me and this thread told me to!
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Yes ban the user above you.
Not users which means Queso can ban me like he did...
Good bye everybody, I've got to go.. Got to leave you all behind and face the truth!
Mama! Ohhh!
I don't wanna be banned!
I sometimes wish I'd never banned at all!
*plays guitar solo.*
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Its dah PIT!
No technical rules!
I ban Kamoba for that!
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I ban Idreams for enforcing the rule of anarchy in the pit.;
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I ban RedRoach for not using the word, antidisistablishmentarianism, and instead using the shorter word anarchy.
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I ban everyone for bringing back anarchy.
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I ban replaceable for promoting order among the chaos that comes with antidisistablishmentarianism!
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I ban everyone and call for an election.
I ban all of the voters, except for me.
I Vote for myself.
I am in power now.
Democratically, by the book. Come back in 4 years when my term has ended and we will have another legitimate by the book election.
First law to be passed since pledged into office:
Culus:
One commits an act of culus when a person:
- of sound mind and discretion (i.e. sane);
- unlawfully seeks to lower the life quality
- of any reasonable creature (i.e. human, dog etc.)
- with the use of words (verbally)
- or with actions.
A usual punishment for such a crime is suitable reparation to the prosecution by means of:
- A cash sum
- Service to the prosecution (see: community service.)
The prosecution can state the magnitude of reparations based on the magnitude of the act of culus.
It is left up to the jury for decision on such matters. Each individual case must be evaluated.
TL;DR it is illegal to be an asshole to someone. Hence why culus is latin for asshole. :p
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(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/spaceJam.PNG)
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I ban myself because... *head explodes.*
Space Jam!
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I ban kamoba for covering this thread in blood and brain bits
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banned for using a mallet for rebuilding.
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I ban Ceresban for not adding who to be banned, and Queso for just adding jam.
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I ban the jar of jam!
Reason: Top Secret.
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I ban Kamoba because Muse hasn't hired me as an art intern yet even after seeing my jar of jam.
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I ban Muse for not height Queso yet! He plays quiddich! End of interview start on Monday! Whip those muggles into shape!
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I ban myself for te typo of hiring coming out as height..
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I ban Kamoba because Howard doesn't like quidditch. I asked him in a fireside chat.
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Howard's a muggle who does not have his own engines named after him, so I ban you for asking a muggle if he likes quiddich!
P.s. Love you really Howard!
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Banned for loving howard.
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Banned for not loving Howard. 8)
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I ban Kamoba (and anyone else who did) for staying inside where it's nice and warm while I was out in the cold with exposed knees and hands for 2+ hours today.
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I ban RedRoach for complaining about the cold while we prepare for snow and possible temps of minus 20...
Our winters make freezers look warm....
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I ban Kamoba for not taking a leaf out of The Monster Raving Loony Party's book and investing in heated pavements to combat the cold.
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I voted The official Monster Raving Loony party for years, however here in Slovakia finding a political party like the monsters is proving tricky...
Must.. Learn... Politics..
I ban Jacob for last nights ceremony!
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I ban Kamoba for complaining about the complaint about how cold it is.
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I ban RedRoach for being a roach!
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I ban kamoba because the UK exam board AQA is generally terrible.
#Let's make you decipher what it is we want from you in a question.
#Let's make our mark schemes impossible to read.
#Let's spend the Astrophysics section discussing Lenses.
#all kamoba's fault.
#maybe shinks..
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I ban Replaceable for using Hashtags on the goio forum.
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I ban Captain Roy because this is in no way the first time...
I ban RedRoach because what's more fun than a good ol' party? (fyi bad parties are awful and awkward)
#AlwaysAGoodPartyWith #CakeClan #CakeBestClanConfirmed
#me #selfie #personal #nofilter #mabae #cute #justoutofshower
#spn #pets #360MLGNoScope #whatiscloudgaming #hashtag
#What is love #BabyDontHurtMe #NoMore
#GOIO #NoEmbeddedHashtags #FourierTransformingTheCat2014
#2k14 #apple #MumfordAndSons #LikeCommentAndSubscribe
#Salute #GetNotificationsOfReplies #ThisPostWillKillMe
#why #SomePeopleDoThisForreal
#WhatDoYouMeanTheseArentRealHashtags #TeenAgeAngst
#ByReplaceable #2k14
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I ban Replaceable for being replaceable, again. :D
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I ban Indreams for not being original.
(Ban also extends to Kamoba for not bein original.)
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I'm not original, deal with it.
I need to ban myself again for having posted the last three posts in the pit.
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I ban the fellow above me because THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!1!
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I ban Gyro Skyrocket for not realising that Sparta is not where our host servers are located.
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I ban Jacob because I know for a fact that they are not.
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I ban Queso for being cheesy.
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I ban Kestril for being Cheeky
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I ban kamoba for being sassy.
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I ban Replaceable for being... oh crap...
I ban Replaceable for being a non-sassy Brit
I also ban yall for getting me set up in that and almost sounding unoriginal.
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I ban Redroach because Taylor Swift.
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I ban Indreams for banning me with a Disney Singer.
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I did not know she was a Disney singer.
I ban RedRoach for that.
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I ban Indreams because he keeps pressing the red button- *one pops out of nowhere* -Not unlike the one that just showed up!
*presses it then kicks it aside*
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I press the Red button to ban Gyro Skyrocket.
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I ban Indreams for not following the correct "I Ban..." protocol for the thread.
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I ban Jacob because,
- I was about to say, this is dah pit!
- Than we would have a repeated anarchy or antidisestablishmentarianism post
- And it would've been boring.
So I ban Jacob.
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I ban Indreams for being mature, and not repetitive.
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In the name of the Trading Troops, with the power of antidisistablishmentarianism I ban replaceable for no legitimate reason!
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I ban Kamoba for not believing in the separation of church and state.
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I ban ramjamslam for implicitly criticizing theocracy.
*Praise the divine comrade Kim Jong Il!*
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I ban Indreams because WHO CARES? :P
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I ban Gyro because apparently indreams
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I ban Cavlary because, in reality, I don't care much for theocracy.
I only care about it as far as it pertains to world news.
Btw, I think we should categorize North Korea as a theocracy. The way people praise their great comrade general is very similar to the way South Koreans praise Jesus.
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I ban Indreams and maybe a few others as this thread now has the most posts.
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I ban Borderline because, is there any thread that even comes close to this one?
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I ban Indreams because this is the only thread that matters!
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I ban Kamoba as if you check the stats, the thread that held the most posts was The Burning Skies Saloon.
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I ban BdrLineAzn because Dakka Dakka!
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I ban Kamoba because I was about to reply to this thread.
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I ban Jacob for being an intelligent pizza!
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I ban Kamoba for eating a taco on Tuesday.
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I ban Skyrocket because I don't like tacos.
(Well, it's not that I don't like it, it's just that my stomach doesn't like it)
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I blame Skyrocket because Taco Tuesday should never come to pass!
*Sings.* 'Everything is awesome! Everything is cool she you're part of a team!'
I ban Indreams because BanHulk Ban cos Hulk can Ban! BanHulk!
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I ban Kamoba because the only person to blame is Shink.
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I ban shink because he's to blame for BrdLineAzn.
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I ban Indreams for Implying that Shinkurex created Bdrline somehow. Shit. It appears I slipped back into rainbow text. I hope you don't mind, after all, rainbows are commonly found in dreams... Therefore, I ban Indreams twice, one in the meta off-white text, the other in the non-meta, special rainbow text, because why the hell not?
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I ban everyone for everything!
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I ban Queso because idc. :P
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I ban Gryo because you must always have a reason to ban someone which you care about.
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I ban you all because I care about you all ;D
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I ban Redroach for... Oh fuck... you gave me the worst idea ever for a slashfic.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Coughs* Excuse me there, did that get a bit out of hand?
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I ban macmacnick and demand to know what a slashfic is.
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BAN AMNESTY!
I'm declaring an amnesty on all previous bans. Everyone who has ever been banned here, is now unbanned. Consider it your early Christmas present.
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Rest in peace ban thread.
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I ban ban amnesty ex post facto.
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I ban ban amnesty ex post facto.
Ban Thread 2: The bannening.
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I ban replaceable for not banning anyone. :P
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I ban Shadak cause who even bans people anymore?
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I do. *ban queso*
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I ban Shadak, Queso and Indreams because and only because this is phase 2 of the ban thread.
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I ban Replaceable as when has there ever been a Phase 1
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I ban BdrLineAzn because there wasn't a phase one until Ramjamslam unbanned everyone who has previously posted with CA Mod powers, in the event known as "The great amnesty."
Post amnesty is known as phase 2 pre amnesty is phase 1.
You need to tune in to 'News in the pit" more often. :,D
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It's the Pit there are no such things as amnesty.
Which means bans are with you forever. Even if someone says it's gone, no so like Oprah
Ban for you. Ban for you. Bans for everyone.
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I ban Bdr because I'm so super tempted to use my Musegod powers to enforce The Great Amnesty myself.
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I ban Jacob for killing this thread.
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I ban Queso for trying to resurrect this thread.
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I ban Queso and Jacob for ruining a great ending.
Actually wait. No. Happily ever after is a terrible ending.
"And they were all unbanned."
It's basically the same.
3 CHEERS FOR BANNING HIP HIP-
"You're banned."
oh. hip hip-
"You do not have the correct priveldges to post. You're Banned."
HIP HI-
"Access Denied. You are Banned."
Guuyyysss.
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I ban replacable because he has been made redundant.
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I can Ceresbane for the first time, because: hehehehhe.
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Banned replacable for being an imposter ceresbane and doing it outside ceres day.
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I can Ceresbane because, I typoed gosh dang it.
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I ban replaceable because he "can the user above him".
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Ban Indreams for not being Inreality
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I ban Ceresbane for not being Ceresboon
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I ban Riggatto for having such a lovely name that I don't want to offer an alternative.
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I ban Jacob cause his hair is nicer than mine.
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I ban Queso for stating the obvious. :P
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I ban Jacob because this is the closest I will ever get to feeling like I have authority.
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I ban Patched Wizard because I never liked him.
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I ban whoever banned Patched Wizard, because I like him for no reason whatsoever.
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I ban Indreams for officially recognising that Patched Wizard double posted - but then not banning Patched Wizard for double posting.
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I ban Jacob because I can.
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I ban Gryo for not realising that ability does not imply feasibility.
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I ban Jacob because I can as well! Long live freedom and Vive la Revolution!
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I Ban Jester because Revolution is anarchy! Anarchy is against the established committee and that brings us back to antidisestablishmentarianism!!!!!!!!!!!
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I ban Kamoba for using one of those long word thingies.
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I ban Jacob for not being relatively well versed in grandiloquent linguistic skills.
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I ban Kamboa. Simple words are just as powerful as convoluted, elaborate lexicons.
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I ban Indreams cause yeah what he said.
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I ban Jacob cos Swabbie Pls! (TM Sapphiregold)
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I ban Kamoba for NOT having a forum avatar.
Express yourself!
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(https://imageshack.com/i/euveahj)
But that would remove my anonymity of default avatar and people would recognise me without the need for my profile name!
Thus I ban replaceable for suggesting such things!
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I ban kamoba for rejecting suggestions
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(https://imageshack.com/i/09pbohj)
This is not the player you're looking to ban.
I ban riggatto for underestimating my powers of the force.
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(http://www.thoseposters.com/emailPosters/poster836.jpg)
I ban Kamoba because I have the high ground!
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I ban Schulz because:
Tip: High ground gives you line of sight.
Tip: High ground gives you a improved chance to hit.
I'm starting to think game devs like star wars. Who'd have though?
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I ban all the star wars posts cose:
(http://cdn.diply.com/img/94c619db-b234-45a3-a78c-bb55d9e0c131.jpg)
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I ban anyone who puts pictures on their posts
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I ban rigatto for technically being a hypocrite as your avatar counts as a picture.
I am also not being a hypocrite because i do not condemn the use of pictures.
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I ban Replacable for failing to condemn the use of pictures. If we do not present a united front against the silliness of the internet how will we keep our families safe?
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/let-me-introduce-you-to-the-internet-meme.jpg)
I ban Hamster IV because internet.
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I ban Indreams cause, 37 salutes later he is still wrapped in his own dreams
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I ban MightyKeb because, 38 salutes.
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I ban in dreams cos 39.. Is the start of 3^x represented as a sequence, where x is the positive real numbers.
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I ban Replaceable because cos(39 radians) is actually about 0.26664293236
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I ban Replaceable because cos(39 radians) is actually about 0.26664293236
I ban Queso for being witty about maths. (You're 2 good.)
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I also ban myself for having post 2222 ;D
(Look up a bit)
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I ban replaceable for counting his posts!
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I ban Kamoba for not seeing the significance of numbers on forum post logs.
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I ban Jacob because he is right.
I ban Kamoba because: Re: Ban the User Above You
« Reply #2228 on: Today at 06:18:40 am »
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I ban replaceable for double ban!
"user" not "users"
Roar
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I ban Kamoba for not having a lvl 30 pilot.
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I ban Orangey for underestimating my true MLG-Pro skills.
I don't need levels!
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I ban Kamoba for thinking he is too epic for levels.
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I ban Shadak because she is too epic for levels!
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I ban kamoba, because the first 3 letters of your name sound exactly my l like my IRL nickname.
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I ban replaceable for having the first post on the 150th page of this thread.
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I ban Replaceable because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
And where did Redroach go?
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I ban Indreams for scaring RedRoach away!
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I ban Kamoba and Indreams because i thought today about where RedRoach has gone from this thread.
Man, the amount i banned him...
Those were the days...
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I ban Kamoba and Indreams because i thought today about where RedRoach has gone from this thread.
Man, the amount i banned him...
Those were the days...
Not to long ago, so, i ban Replaceable.
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I ban Indreams for not missing him!
Come back RedRoach! We await your bans!
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I ban Kamoba because I read the ban he gave me and made me smile. :)
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I ban Shadak because she should notice compliments faster!
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I ban Kamoba because hes adorkable.
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A ban Shadak for adding words to the lexicon without consulting the council.
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I ban Shadak for calling me adorable without accepting my steam friends invite :'(
And ban Hamster for still using a lexicon!
And myself for the double ban.
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I ban kamoba for the triple ban.
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I ban Replaceable because he sounded like xX The tank Xx when he said Triple.
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I ban Kamoba for having a lexicon that does not contain the word "lexicon."
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I ban Kamoba because I've yet to meet this xX The Tank Xx gentleman.
I'm sure it'd be a pleasure to meet this fellow.
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I ban Indreams for causing the Pit to have no replies for a day!
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I ban Kamoba because.. its somehow a slow season for forum posts
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I Ban Indreams because it's Shinks fault
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I ban Kamoba for blaming it on Shrink... poor Shrink.
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I ban Shadak because Shrink. Who's Shrink? Who's Shrunk?
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I ban Indreams for Skrinks Shrunk Skunk!
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I ban Kamoba cus :
(https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10991076_774863605930663_1930865371632255838_n.png?oh=e8f1eb2625ed25382469207d0003651a&oe=55559F90)
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I ban Replaceable for putting an edited selfie in The Pit.
We all know you're far too short to make that slam dunk.
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I ban Kamoba because you're right :s
I'm actually not a lil birdie.
I don't go peep peep peep peep peep.
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I.ban replaceable for not going "Peep peep"
!!!
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I ban Kamoba for going "peep peep"!
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I ban Jacob for thinking Peep Peep is.a bad thing to say!
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Peep peep peep peep peep peep
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I ban replaceable because peep peep.
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I ban Indreams because:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10956031_768700239880333_818188435057867436_n.jpg?oh=9a64b229e50553799e88e9e07737ba2d&oe=558FE968&__gda__=1430953971_506360fd35c03c26b8c87f8adbcb25f7)
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Another edited selfie replaceable! Okay you kept your size right but we all know you didn't land on the Mun yet!
Therefore I ban thee!
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I ban Kamoba because From that pic you can see I am a police officer.
But yeah i didnt land on the mun and we all know. :sadface:
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I ban Replaceable for not building the rocket to the mun.
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I ban Shadak for not giving replaceable a second hand mun lander!
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I ban Kamoba for having a stock profile picture
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I ban David Dire for bringing this up again!
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I ban Kamoba for trying to silence people
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I ban Roggstto for reminding me of this guy:
http://youtu.be/l8ukak8P2vY
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I ban Kamoba for making an overly clever reference.
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I ban David Dire for thinking anything I do is over clever ???
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I ban Kamoba for being an uneducated figure in our society.
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I ban Double D for thinking just because nothing I do ain't clever, don't mean I don't got no education!
8)
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I ban Kamoba for being somehow clever again.
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I ban the both of ya for just going back and forth with no outside input.
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I ban Queso for adding outside input!
None shall question my reign of banning terror!
I R BANNER!
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I ban Kamoba for challenging my throne.
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I ban replaceable for my autocorrect uncapitalizing his name
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I ban Rigatto for not being in my autocorrect.
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Coming out of my hole I ban myself as I haven't posted in a long time.
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I ban Kamoba 7 times for reasons.
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I ban Queso because that made me chuckle.
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I ban Kamoba 14 times for reasons.
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I ban David Dire 15times..
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I ban David Dire 15times..
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I ban David Dire 15 times!
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I ban David Dire 15 times.....
4...
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I ban DD 15times....
5...
Plus 10, I got bored of waiting 30 second each post. :D
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I ban Kamoba for each of the five consecutive bans he just attempted
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I ban Kamoba for each of the five consecutive bans he just attempted
I ban Riggato for stopping the Spam Train.
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I ban David for I don't believe I ban you yet.
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I ban BdrLine b/c I have banned him before!
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I ban Shink as we can blame him for everything \0/.
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I ban Bdr for crossing thread subjects together inappropriately.
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I ban Jacob for thinking cross threading is a bad thing.
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I ban Kamoba for thinking he should cross things.... Never cross the streams... it would be bad
(http://www.matthewhurst.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/streams-crossed.jpg)
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I ban Shink because these aren't streams, these are threads.
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I ban Queso for forgetting to blame Shink as well as ban him.
I blame Shink for that.
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I ban Kamoba for being such a needy wannabe lawyer
I love-ban all you guys in this page
Except Kamoba, I more-than-friends-love-ban him :3
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I ban MightyKeb Because lawyers are needed, needy people can be cute and wannabes are fun to poke.
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I ban MightyKeb Because lawyers are needed, needy people can be cute and wannabes are fun to poke.
"You can't fire me, I'll quit this darn job myself!"
I ban myself because Shadak has a point
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I affirm MightyKeb's self ban.
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I ban Indreams for not being in game enough.
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I ban Kamoba for being a Guns of Icarus nerd.
Seriously? He leveled up Pilot over level 25? What a scrub, shooting is better.
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I ban 'Dave' because: http://youtu.be/qkiix0aveRk
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I ban Replaceable for being replaceable.
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I ban David Dire, because, how many times have Replaceable been banned for being replaceable? :P
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I ban David Dire, because, how many times have Replaceable been banned for being replaceable? :P
I was going to reply to dave with quotes of every time that happened.
I ban Indreams because I'm too busy to waste time doing that xD
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I ban Replaceable because he's replaceable.
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I ban Replaceable for being Queso.
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I ban Replaceable for being Queso.
I ban Replaceable because he's replaceable.
I ban Replaceable for being replaceable.
I ban thou Replaceable for being replaceable
I ban Replaceable for being replaceable, again. :D
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I ban thou Replaceable for being replaceable
10/10 8)
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I ban Replaceable for banning Replaceable. It's too easy.
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I ban Queso because I finally learned what his name means
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I ban Riggatto for inspiring me to google Queso! 8)
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I ban Kamoba for not telling us what Queso means.
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I ban Kamoba for not telling us what Queso means.
Cheese.
I ban Double D for expecting me do everything around here! *hmph*
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I ban David for not being as replaceable as replaceable
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I ban David for not being as replaceable as replaceable
I ban Shink for not banning me!
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I ban Kamoba for my inability to click the refresh button... I also Ban SMF forums for not notifying me that the thread had been updated since david's post
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I blame Shink for not refreshing, and ban him for being at heart of the blame.
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is that like the heart of the cards, just with blame? does that make me exodia? I ban Kamoba for the nostalgia trip...
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I ban Exodia for disguising as Shink.
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I Ban Kamoba and Shink for being three year olds.
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I ban David for activating my trap card! swords of revealing light! (I blame kamoba for me netflixing old yu gi oh episodes)
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I ban David for activating my trap card! swords of revealing light! (I blame kamoba for me netflixing old yu gi oh episodes)
I ban Shink for not realizing I am a god, and therefore can't be trapped.
(http://preview.images.memegenerator.net/Instance/Preview?imageID=1736950&generatorTypeID=&panels=&text0=*Pull%20your%20trap%20card%20on%20him*&text1=%22That%20can%27t%20do%20anything%20to%20me,%20I%27m%20a%20god!%22&text2=&text3=)
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I ban David for activating my trap card! swords of revealing light! (I blame kamoba for me netflixing old yu gi oh episodes)
Swords of Revealing Light is not a trap card. I ban Shink for breaking the rules. The trap hole would be a more appropriate trap card.
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I blame David for being a god, I ban Indreams in his dreams so he's stuck in his dreams so I can steal some dosh from his wallet before he wakes up from his dreams.
Did I mention it was all a dream?
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Dang, you just made me realize my entire life has been a dream. I ban MightyKeb, and everyone I have met, because they were only just a dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RA0vsZXf8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2RA0vsZXf8)
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I ban everybody. Something. Tired from quidditch practice.
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I ban Queso for being tired after Quiddich. You should be pump and full of adrenalin muggle!
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I ban Kamoba for being a Harry Potty something or other fan.
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I ban David for not being a fan
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I ban Riggato for not stalking me and not knowing I've read all the books at least three times.
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I ban David for reading the books only three times...
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I ban Shink for not wasting all his life on Video Games.
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I ban David Dire for implying that time spent on video games is time wasted.
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I ban David Dire for implying that time spent on video games is time wasted.
Seconded.
And I ban Hamster for making it harder for me to ban him!
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I ban David Dire for implying that time spent on video games is time wasted.
Seconded.
And I ban Hamster for making it harder for me to ban him!
I ban both of you for falling for my "Video game is a waste" bait!
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I ban david because i have nothing to add to this conversation
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I ban replaceable because he's lazy.
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I ban Mr. Goggles for putting too much effort into things
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I ban Shink because that's his fault.
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I ban Kamoba for being Kamoba.
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I ban replaceable for posting a single letter
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I ban Riggatto for posting a single sentence. Yeah.
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I ban Jacob for only using one R in his ban.
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I ban shink for only using one 'F' in his ban.
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I ban replaceable for using two apostrophes in his ban
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I ban Riggatto for using no apostrophes or full stops.
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I ban Replaceable for being a Grammar Nazi.
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I ban David for talking to me about nazis.
I had a hair cut and my friends said i had a nazi haricut.
Last week someone gave me a copy of mein kampf...
#JustReplaceableIRLThings
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I ban replaceable for hashtagging...
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I ban Goggles for ellipses.
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I ban David for banning Googles for using ellipses...
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I ban KitKatKitty for mispelling Goggles
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I ban Carn for catching my mistake
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I ban kitkatkitty for making mistakes
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I ban Riggatto for not capitalizing KitKatKitty's name.
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I ban David Dire cause I wanted to ban Replaceable for being replaceable but he isn't here right now.
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I ban Queso for trying to ban me for being replaceable.
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I ban Replaceable for being replaceable- so i can get in there before Queso. ehehehe
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I ban Replaceable for banning himself
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I can Carn for banning me for banning myself
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I ban Replaceable for trying to can people. We aren't all so replaceable that we can be mass produced and put into cans.
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I ban Queso for giving away I'm actually a Cannibal.
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I ban David and queso because 2 posts is clearl all it takes to ends up talking about cannibalism.
I ban queso because uuuuu autocorrect.
CAN you not.
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I ban replaceable because antidisestablishmentarianism.
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I ban Kamoba because not this again...
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I ban replaceable because [REDACTED]
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I ban David for withholding sensitive information from me..
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I ban Replaceable for desiring classified information
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I ban Carn because I don't believe i have had the privilege of flying with you before...
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I ban Replaceable because he is correct
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I ban Carn for helping me test steam broadcasting and inadvertently destroying my internet
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I ban Riggatto because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I ban Carn as this is the most replied thread now.
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I ban Carn as this is the most replied thread now.
I ban BrdLine because its been the most replied thread for a while.
(think we surpassed the RP thread several replies ago).
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I ban Indreams because [REDACTED]
Wait hey stop that
I said I ban Indreands because [REDACTED]
Omg autocorrect pls
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5h0u1d 1 8e w0rr1ed a80u7 7he [Redac7ed] 8175?
I ban David Dire because he needs to teach me how to do that faster.
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I Ban peeps cos, of reasons. wooooooo
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I Ban peeps cos, of reasons. wooooooo
No. 2385
Nice.
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I ban Mr. Goggles for putting too much effort into things
I ban shink for having no. 2345.
Also so much blame right now.
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I ban Replaceable with an imaginary nuke
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I ban Riggato for that pun I just noticed.
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I ban Riggato for that pun I just noticed.
I ban David because i dont get it.
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I ban Replaceable because he doesn't get it.
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I ban David because I don't get it either
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I ban Riggato for having a pun name and never knowing it.
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I ban David because he still doesn't know Lebtr
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I also ban David for not knowing Lebtr.
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I ban replaceable for not banning magkel
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I ban Riggatto for trying to enforce the rules.
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I ban Jacob for making a *cough cough* totally crap and uninventive CoD ripoff that looks as if it was made in 1 month by a fraction of EA's workforce who had no coffee that entire month and were brutally abused everyday so half the time they couldnt work by Jacob
I will unban if you give the Lebtr Codes
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I ban David because you weren't supposed to see that silly game I coded as a child. You spied on me.
Also no lebtr for you.
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I ban Jacob because [LEBDACTRD]-is on over 150 pages of banning.
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I ban Jacob because [LEBDACTRD]-is on over 150 pages of banning.
Congratulations on being 2400th
You are banned
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I ban magkel on charges of crimes against engineers including but not limited to; multiple suspected use of moonshine
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I ban Striker cause I haven't banned anyone in a while.
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i ban Queso for bumping this thread.
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I ban David for not complaining about the thread being bumped
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I ban Carn for desiring complaints
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I ban riggato for calling me out on the fact that i added not. It was supposed to ban him for complaining about it being bumped
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I ban Carn for not desiring complaints
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I ban Riggato for not praying to the Crane for mercy
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I ban David for trying to insert a new GoIO religion. Has there not been enough conflict between the heathen Sky whale worshipers, and the enlightened Bacon Lords?
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I ban Carn for not joining us on the holy Journey to Cranes
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I ban David, for being a heathen barbarian fanatic
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I, THE TRUE, KING PROPHET BANISHES CARN FOREVER FROM ANY LAND WHERE FOLLOWERS OF THE CRANE DWELL FROM HIS UTTER BLASPHEMY.
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I banish David for being melodramatic, and overstepping his bounds
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I banish David for being melodramatic, and overstepping his bounds
THE PROPHET OF CRANES BANISHES CARN FOR THIS HERESY
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The Acolyte of Bacon, and clanmate of the Priest King of Bacon, Banishes this false prophet!
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THE TRUE HIGH PROPHET OF THE CRANE SWEARS THAT HE WILL HAVE CARN EXTERMINATED FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE HOLY ONES
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I ban David because large letters, holy wars, and heresy. Oh my!
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I ban Riggato for not supporting the Holy Ones, therefore he cannot walk the path.
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I ban David as the only thing Holy is Bacon. All come forth for thy Bacon says theHigh King Priest of Bacon.
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I ban Stupid face over here for Heresy.
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I ban David Dire for using the term Stupid Face.
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I ban Koali for [LEBTR]
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I ban David for insulting The High King Priest of bacon, in particular for such a weak insult
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I ban Carn for (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU)
LOOMINATI
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I ban Dire for running full force into a laser grid and disrupting a flawless
directionless slaughter of innocent civilians stealthy bank heist.
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I ban Dire for running full force into a laser grid and disrupting a flawless directionless slaughter of innocent civilians stealthy bank heist.
Oh yeah, that was purely accidental. They shined their floors to the point I slid into the lazers.
I ban DJ for holding a two day grudge.
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I ban David Dire.
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I ban Indreams because he's replaceable
I ban Indreams for making me realize I shall necro the quote pyramidion thread
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I ban david for necroing the pyramid thread
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I ban Carn for not posting in the quite thread.
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I ban david dire for doing so such in the pit while I was gone
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I ban callsign for doubting my power in the pit.
YOU FOOL! I RULE THE PIT!
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I ban David because i have realized an important truth, if David is the lord of the Pit, then that means he is the devil and so his religion is evil itself. He try's to get us to worship his "Crane" which will just lower any into the pit. The only way to survive is by Bacon, the path to heaven.
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I ban David because i have realized an important truth, if David is the lord of the Pit, then that means he is the devil and so his religion is evil itself. He try's to get us to worship his "Crane" which will just lower any into the pit. The only way to survive is by Bacon, the path to heaven.
NO, HOW COULD THIS BE!? HOW COULD THEY FIND OUT THE TRUTH OF THE CRANE!? WHAT MADNESS COULD UNCOVER THE TRUE HELL OF WHICH I HARBOR WITHIN ME!?
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I ban David Dire for using red text.
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I BAN KOALI FOR DOUBTING DAVID, THE PIT DEMON GOD'S POWER, BOW, BEFORE I INCINERATE YOU IN A MICROSECOND, YOU HERETIC SCUM!
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As an Acolyte of Bacon, I channel the Divine Might to nullify Davids power and ban him for crimes against Bacon
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As a filthy heretic that worships Bacon AND Skywhales, I channel the Warp and ban(ish) Carn to it.
Into a section full of Slaaneshi.
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I ban Shaded because i have no clue what a Slaaneshi is
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I BAN CARN FOR THINKING HIS PUNY MAGICS COULD RESTRAIN THE PIT DEMON GOD DAVIDGRA'S POWER
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I ban David Dire for trying to usurp my throne and steal my domain.
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I ban Jacob for being way to weak to do anything about me.
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I ban David for using improper grammar in the previous ban.
I also would like to remind you that I can ban you properly. I have the power.
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I ban Jacob for not doing so already.
And Carn, Slaaneshi are followers of the Chaos God Slaanesh.
DON'T look up Slaanesh.
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I ban Jacob for not doing so already.
And Carn, Slaaneshi are followers of the Chaos God Slaanesh.
DON'T look up Slaanesh.
What in the world is a sla-No, no, no! Davidgra get off my computer. Use it when I'm sleeping or something. Shoo.
Also Jacob, you probably can't ban him. He'll make it literally rain cats and dogs or something at your place.
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I ban Jacob for not doing so already.
And Carn, Slaaneshi are followers of the Chaos God Slaanesh.
DON'T look up Slaanesh.
Warhammer? Oh and I ban David for thinking himself worthy of godhood
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I ban Jacob for not doing so already.
And Carn, Slaaneshi are followers of the Chaos God Slaanesh.
DON'T look up Slaanesh.
Warhammer? Oh and I ban David for thinking himself worthy of godhood
Me? A god? No. Just Davidgra lives in my house. It's a bit hard to live with a Demon God who has unlimited power, but hey, I can manage.
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I ban David for living with a Demon
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I ban Carn for thinking that's ba- Oh god Davidgra not now, just like, th*SMASH*
I BAN CARN FOR DOUBTING THE LIVELY HOOD OF LIVING WITH A DEMON GOD
THE DEMON GOD
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I ban Davidgra for crimes against humanity
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I ban Carn for thinking He regrets burning all those orphans alive.
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Bah, those were orphams yes, but adult orphans, they knew the penalty of their actions. I ban David for trying to guilt trip me
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Bah, those were orphams yes, but adult orphans, they knew the penalty of their actions. I ban David for trying to guilt trip me
I ban carn for denying the truth... Those were 2 year old orphans
Suddenly, dark.
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Hey, those aliens are considered adults at 2, anyways the wanted to eat my pancreas. I ban David for favoring aliens over humans
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I ban Carn for being racist
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I am not, i dont believe aliens should get favorable treatment over humans, or vice versa. I ban David for defamation of character
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I ban carn for making it sound like that when he said it
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I ban both Carn and David for confusing the fuck out of me with dark topics
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I ban Riggatto for not following the flow of conversation
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I ban both Carn and David for confusing the fuck out of me with dark topics
I BANISH THIS SCUM, RIGGATO, FOR INTERRUPTING THE DEMON GOD'S CONVERSATION
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I ban David for interrupting my interruption
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I ban Riggato for interrupting my interruption of your interruption
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I ban Davidgra for making me interrupt his interruption of Rigatto's interrupting interruption
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I ban (in a good way) ShadedExalt for getting my name right
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I ban Davidgra so he can join me in my cocktail lounge.
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I ban shadedexalt for what he did in the meta pilot thread
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I ban callsign for being too much of a wimp to deal with 'shine.
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I ban Shaded for calling Callsign a wimp.
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I ban Koali for secretly agreeing and not admitting it.
((No hard feelings to anyone, by the way.))
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I ban shaded for being a good friend
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I ban David or Davidgra, I no longer care, for not being a good friend
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I ban Carn for insulting me and Davidgra
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I ban David Dire for sharing an account with Davidgra.
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I ban Koali for actually banning for a legit reason.
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I ban Keb for pointing out the filthy heretic's heresy. Keep it hush hush and noone will notice.
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I ban the last three posters for doubting me and my friend
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I ban David Dire for considering Davidgra a friend and not a lover.
We all know what you're up to.
I can't believe you aren't inviting us to make s'mores with you guys.
C'mon.
Share the s'mores.
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I ban Koali for making me think about s'mores. c'mon man, I'm getting hungry
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I ban Koali for implying...
He may or may not be correct
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I ban David for breaking the one rule of this thread.... again
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I ban Carn for being the only nerd he cres about the thread rules anymore
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I ban David for calling Carn a nerd.
He's CLEARLY a geek.
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I ban Shaded for being too exalted.
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I ban Koali again for Afro-Exaltmerican discrimination
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I ban Mightykeb for being inferior
#morsalutsdenu
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I ban Mightykeb for being inferior
#morsalutsdenu
I ban David Dire for incomprehensible hashtag
#lebtr
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#LebtrlebtryesandLebtr
I said "More salutes than you"
you nerd
I ban Magkel for not speaking idiot internet-eese.
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I reban David for salutes
Also i am boffin, not nerd
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I reban David for salutes
Also i am boffin, not nerd
I ban Magkel for falsely saying he's a Boffin.
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I ban David Dire and MagKel for treating Salutes like some sort of competition.
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I Ban Hamster for being the salute god and taking the pit too seriously.
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I ban David Dire for not knowing N-Sunderland is the GOIO salute champion.
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=44327
and not recognizing the inherent hypocrisy of my statement.
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I ban Hamster for not realizing he's actually permanently Salute champion.
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I ban Hamster for almost remembering a time where he had 400 salutes for some reason :P
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I ban Hamster for almost remembering a time where he had 400 salutes for some reason :P
I ban Keb for breaking the thread's rule
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/8191c101f678d01021d6feee3c911cb0/tumblr_n0jose9qoK1se9fcoo1_500.gif)
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I ban Kel for confusing me because I dunno the rule
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I ban all of you in the past 6 pages of this thread cause JEEEEEEEZ did you guys get a lot of banning done while I was at the Quidditch World Cup.
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I ban Queso. Why?
(http://i.imgur.com/g8kqS6D.gif)
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I ban MagKel for not knowing why.
And Hamster, it's Roy who has the most.
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=15144
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I ban MagKel for not knowing why.
And Hamster, it's Roy who has the most.
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=15144
With roy it gets to the point that you're so impressed at the number of salutes that you salute because of that.
It's fantastic.
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I ban replaceable for Kirk being OP.
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I ban David and/or Davidgra for changing his/their profile picture AGAIN.
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I ban David as if anyone remembers the old thread about a person being OP should say who is still OP.
Then I ban Koali as what is wrong with change? I mean find some more change then you can have a dollar pulse some spare cents.
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I ban bdrline for supporting change............... Just don't ask how many times I've changed my forum/steam picture
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I ban Rigatto for not banning Bdr for not picking up on his tavern rp
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I ban Rigatto for not banning Bdr for not picking up on his tavern rp
i ban Mightykeb for banning a user because he banned another user for a different reason than RP
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I ban Magkel for very large sentences.
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I ban David because I like my sentences as I like my spaghetti:
Long, cluttered and possibly covered in tomato sauce
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I ban Rigatto for not banning Bdr for not picking up on his tavern rp
How many people are still waiting? Going as fast as I can.
Oh and I ban MagKel as I'm hungry and want to eat Bacon.
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I ban Bdr for not sharing his Bacon
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I ban Carn for bacon greed and Queso for banning in another thread
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I ban MagKel cause I do what I want!
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I ban Queso for being a pirate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI
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I ban David for not posting the right version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw)
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I ban Shadedexalt for liking that version better when the Lazytown one wins.
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I ban David AND myself for liking versions that are both inferior to this:
YARR HARR FIDDLE DE DEE (http://z0r.de/59)
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I ban Shaded for not specifying whether he is hatched, cross-hatched, or stippled.
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I ban Koali for not realizing I am none of those.
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I ban Shaded for not specifying his nature
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I ban Carn for not realizing that I am not drawn, but real, and for making me explain my Alignment.
True Neutral/Neutral Good.
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I ban shaded because, is that a big daddy?
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I ban Rig for not recognizing an obvious Big Daddy
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I ban Logic for not letting me ban Rig for not recognizing an obvious Big Daddy (Bouncer Model.)
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I ban Shaded for knowing the model of the Big Daddy
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I ban Cal for not loving Bioshock enough to know the names of the different types of Big Daddies.
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I ban ShadedExalt for loving another game. How could you? GOIO thought she had something special with you. I know the word "Exclusive" was never used, but couldn't you tell by the look in her eyes how hurt she would be if you started bragging about loving another game?
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I ban Hamster for bringing emotions into this
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I ban Carn for not wanting to bring emotions into this.
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I ban ShadedExalt for loving another game. How could you? GOIO thought she had something special with you. I know the word "Exclusive" was never used, but couldn't you tell by the look in her eyes how hurt she would be if you started bragging about loving another game?
GOIO will always be my one and only Waifu. Bioshock is a childhood friend, whom I grew up with.
I ban Koali AND Carn for arguing about who can do what.
It's the pit, ffs, get with it.
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I ban everyone because I took an arrow to the knee.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/David-Dire/ (cough cough friend him)
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I ban David for using an old joke
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I used to ban David Dire and his apparent roommate Davidgra... But then I took a knee joke to the face.
Shoot, Carn beat me to the post. I ban Carn for beating me to the post.
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I ban Koali for being too slow on the draw
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I ban Carn under the request of the Golden Turtle and Davidgra
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I ban David for beating me to the punch on banning Carn
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I ban Shaded for being desperate to ban Carn
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I ban Riggatto for being judgemental.
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I ban David for judging Rig on his being judgemental.
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I ban Shaded for calling Riggatto Rig, nobody calls him that.
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I ban Carn because people do call me that. Just not for very long...
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I ban Rig as now I will call you that.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for not being full Azn.
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I ban Koali as he is not, but I am.
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I ban FullyAzn for not appearing until recently.
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I ban Koali as I lurk in the shadows.
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I ban FullyAzn as finally I am on as the same time as you.
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I ban bdr for tormenting the ignorant Koali
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I ban Carn as if you mean converting him to the Holy Bacon, then yes.
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I ban BdrLineAzn as All Hail Bacon!
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I ban both of you because you know that is not what i mean, i am working on converting him myself after all
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I ban the user below me because screw the rules!
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I ban the user above me because that's the rule!
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I ban the user in-between for as tis the rule of ye ole Pit.
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I ban
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I ban David Dire for being sympathetic to the Ibanese
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I ban Riggatto for being racist.
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I ban David for being racistist
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
I ban Koali because you gave me the idea to start this
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
I ban Koali because you gave me the idea to start this
I ban Carn for not offering me beer in exchange for assistance in constructing this pyramid.
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
I ban Koali because you gave me the idea to start this
I ban Carn for not offering me beer in exchange for assistance in constructing this pyramid.
I ban hamster as i cannot legally offer him a beer, as i am under 21
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
I ban Koali because you gave me the idea to start this
I ban Carn for not offering me beer in exchange for assistance in constructing this pyramid.
I ban hamster as i cannot legally offer him a beer, as i am under 21
I ban everyone as here we go again.
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I ban Riggatto for starting a potential pyramid.
I ban Koali because you gave me the idea to start this
I ban Carn for not offering me beer in exchange for assistance in constructing this pyramid.
I ban hamster as i cannot legally offer him a beer, as i am under 21
I ban everyone as here we go again.
I ban BdrLineAzn for not ackowledging Carn's foreshadowing that he'd be buried under 21 quotes.
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I ban myself for toppling the pyramid over lack of beer.
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I ban Hamster as it been ages since I ban him plus he has no beer.
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I ban Bdr for making me feel bad that I can't supply him with beer because I am also under 21.
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I ban Shaded because I can't help him acquire illicit beer. I don't even have a driver's license, though I am at the age where I could get it. The license, not the beer.
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I ban pyramids because I started that once, and I am not letting it happen again!
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I ban Queso for not banning me.
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K
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I ban Bdrline for taking part in a line
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I ban Riggatto for taking part in this thread.
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I ban Jacob for not calling Riggatto Rig.
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I ban ShadedExalt because I have Sky Whales
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I ban David because he hasn't checked his Skywhale pen to make sure they're not whalebacon.
Which they are.
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I ban Shaded for thinking those were the real Whales
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I ban David for thinking I didn't know that those weren't the actual whales.
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I ban Shaded for not sharing.
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I ban Koali for trying to get in on the Sky Whale herding market
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I ban Carn for thinking a creature as noble and majestic as the Skywhale would submit to being herded like sky cattle.
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I ban hamster for thinking they willingly submitted, it takes a lot of effort to break their spirit!
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I ban Carn for admitting we're guilty of animal cruelty
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I ban Shaded because I'm not going down alone!
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I ban Carn for not having 2 gods in his house, unlike me.
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I
ban DECLARE EXTERMINATUS on David for harboring two Chaos Daemons.
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I ban Shaded because, while I agree that Davidgra is a Chaos demon, we so far have no proof that the Golden Turtle is a demon. Perhaps it is but the idol of this Heretic.
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The Golden Turtle is not of the demonic deities, no. However he does have the power to destroy whole suns and planets in an instance within seconds.
In fact, he could make me a Minor Deity and I could just blow Earth up. How would all of you like dying? Don't worry, your souls could travel with me. After Davidgra rips them out of your body.
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I ban david for yet again, breaking the one rule of this thread, and not banning the user above him aka me
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I ban Carn for not knowing that anything with that much power has to be psychic, and therefore have access to the Warp, which is full of Chaos and Daemons and angry/horny/sick/sly Gods, and therefore, obviously, a Daemon, or at the very least Chaos touched.
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I ban Shaded for thinking I knew the limits of this amphibians powers, I did not, and therefore could not pass judgment
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IbanCarnformenotusingmyspacebarforthisentirepost.
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I ban Queso for banning Carn for something he had no hand in
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I ban Shaded for being sensible.
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I ban Koali for being unsensible about the sensible
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I ban David for being butthurt
JK
I ban David for not sharing with us the Golden Turtle
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I ban Shaded for coveting the Golden Turtle
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I ban Carn for NOT coveting the Golden Turtle
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I ban Shaded for coveting the Golden Turtle, which he has called a Chaos demon, and so has forsaken order for chaos
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I ban Carn for not realizing that I have made the connection that not even Khorne could blow up a planet with his mind, and that the turtle must therefore be the Emperor reincarnated.
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I ban Shaded because his logic is infallible and I must agree
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I ban Carn for believing that DJ Logicalia belongs to Shaded and that DJ Logicalia is infallible.
NEITHER IS TRUE, LOGIC WAS SLEEPY WHEN I SAW HIM. HE IS A FREE MAN WHO FALLS ASLEEP ON THE JOB.
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I ban Koali because I've never banned him
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I ban Riggatto for not letting me ban Koali for being himself; that is, random and chaotic.
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I ban Shaded for wanting to ban me for staying true to myself.
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I ban Koali for being philosophical
This thread always makes me smile
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I ban Shaded for thinking I was being philosophical.
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I ban Koali for not knowing he was being philosophical.
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I ban Shaded for assuming I was being philosophical when I was just spouting nonsense.
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I ban Koali for Interrupting me...
Shaded, I shalth show thy Golden Turtle, however his Holyness doesn't want to be disturbed right now.
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I ban David because I have the power to do so
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I ban Riggatto for believing that he needs to ban David.
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I ban Jacob for being cooler than us.
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I ban Koali for having terrible standards of what's cool and what isn't (no offense, Jacob)
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I ban Logic for trying not to offend me. I mean seriously I'm a big girl I can look after myself.
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I ban Jacob for foolishly attempting to look after yourself
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I ban Replaceable for vaguely promoting Communism
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I ban logic for not actually being a bard mech.
I ban replaceable because he probably hasn't seen logic's final form meaning logic is a mech
I ban replaceable again because that final form stuff sounds creepy as all hell.
I ban myself again for banning myself more than I banned the user above me. Oh the shame :(
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I ban Replaceable for only technically breaking the rules.
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I ban Shaded for fussing about technicalities when that's my job.
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I ban Koali for trying to micromanage everything
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I ban Logic for being such a Glorious Leader
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I ban Shaded for making me blush
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I ban Logic for blushing, proving she's a girl
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I ban Shaded for making me shake my fist at him
*shakes fist at Shaded*
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I ban Logic for being aggressive.
HOLY SHIT A LEGIT BAN REASON
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I ban Shaded for thinking that was aggressive, thats nothing
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I ban Carn for being even more aggressive.
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I ban Koali for being a pacifist
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I ban Carn for forgetting my Hwachamouth.
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I ban Koali because I didn't forget, I just lost fear of it
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I ban everyone that's ever posted on the forums cause I'm back as a Muse intern for the summer and the only place I feel like saying that on the forums is in this thread cause you guys are the best. <3
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I ban Queso for being a muse intern
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I ban Riggatto for banning Muse Interns.
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I ban Jacob for not getting me an internship at Muse
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I ban ShadedExalt for not being a intern at Muse
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I ban Calvary for banning a member of his own clan
traitor
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I ban Shaded for trying to start inter clan hostility
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I ban Calvary, Shaded, and Logic, for bringing their clan in fighting to this wholesome family thread
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I ban Carn for sticking his nose into other people's business
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I ban ShadedExalt for implying that Carn has a nose.
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I ban HamsterIV for stalking Carn
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I ban Shaded for stalking Hamster stalking Carn
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I ban Keb for banning Shaded for stalking my pet hamster, I'll have you know he gets fresh carrots every tuesday
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I ban Carn for thinking I stalk his hamster.
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I ban Shaded for no stalking my hamster, he is quite fluffy and enjoys people
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I ban Carn for assuming I have to stalk his hamster to cuddle it.
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I ban Shaded because I tricked you, my hamster died years ago. You've been cuddling a corpse.
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In the name of HamsterI, HamsterII, and HamsterIII I ban Carn and ShadedExalt for rodent necrophilia. Let us never speak of this again.
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I ban Hamster because that might be too far
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I ban not Rig, but Hamster and Carn, because OH GOD WHY
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I ban Shaded because BEST THREAD CHAIN EVER
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I ban Carn for not letting my say that
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I ban Shaded for not saying it anyway.
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I ban Koali for not knowing a proper gentleman doesn't repeat things.
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I ban Shaded for being disloyal to his clan and secretly being a [Gent]
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I ban Logic for not knowing that all bards (At least all reputable bards [As in legitimate bards]) are also proper gentlemen, and many gentlemen dabble in the musical arts.
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I ban Logic for not knowing that all bards (At least all reputable bards [As in legitimate bards]) are also proper gentlemen, and many gentlemen dabble in the musical arts.
But if you ban logic how will this world make sense?!
I ban Shaded for killing off all hope for the next generation of scientists becauee fuck Logic(alia) am I right
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becauee
I ban MightyKeb for misspelling "because."
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becauee
I ban MightyKeb for misspelling "because."
I ban Koali because... if someone bans you..... ya' ban 'em right back!
Otherwise, I was on my mobile. Mobile tends to be mean to my fingers.
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I ban Keb for using a bad mobile
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I ban Carn for Keb for not condemning the mobile to EXTERMINATUS.
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Give it all that you've got,
Take your very best shot,
He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
I'd ban Keb for banning me, but there's, like, two posts between us and I can't reach that far.
So I ban Shaded instead for typing in big, red letters.
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I ban Koali for not banning Keb when he could.
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I ban Calvary because..
(http://techoyun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/OVERWATCH-tracer.jpg)
Cheers, the Cavalry's here!
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I ban Keb for banning me earlier and because I can't see the picture.
Oop, nope, there it is.
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I ban Koali for not banning Keb over getting the quote wrong.
I ban Keb for getting the quote wrong.
Cheers, love, the Cavalry's 'ere!
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Give it all that you've got,
Take your very best shot,
He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
I'd ban Keb for banning me, but there's, like, two posts between us and I can't reach that far.
So I ban Shaded instead for typing in big, red letters.
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, right?
I ban myself for double posting.
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I ban Shaded for double posting and for noticing.
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I ban Koali for not specifiying what, exactly, I noticed
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I ban Shaded for not knowing what Koali noticed
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I ban Carn for being ridiculous.
And I was banning Shaded for noticing the song.
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I ban Koali for thinking Carn is being ridicilous; ridicilous is a subjective term and whether you think he is ridicilous or not does not change what he really is which may or may not be ridicilous among other things.
I find myself to have used the word "ridicilous" to a ridicilous amount in this post.
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I ban Replaceable for having a point.
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I ban Koali for a really bad pun
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I ban Carn for not recognizing true art
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I ban Shaded for thinking it was art when it was really just a bad pun.
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I ban Koali for his under population of bees.
But don't worry, I shall atone for his sins.
(https://scontent-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10559922_10204769675780642_7600899033206838753_n.jpg?oh=17350cf93d006d71d88d93989a563dae&oe=55D9E9F1)
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I ban Kirk for the inevitable "NOT THE BEES!" reference.
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I ban bees. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
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I ban Queso for not banning David.
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I ban Koali for not being perfect
(http://i.imgur.com/PusdTeph.jpg)
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I Ban David Dire for implying he was perfect.
Nobody is perfect.
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I ban Cal for not knowing that Perfect Cell really is perfect.
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I ban Shaded, Cal, and David for not basking in my perfect roundness.
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I ban Koali for the inevitable "ball" innuendos
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I ban Keb for being a quiet guy with a filthy mind
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I ban Shaded for implying that Keb is quiet.
heheheballs
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I ban Shaded for implying that Keb is quiet.
heheheballs (https://youtu.be/jwHXn7OGjyE?t=29s)
I ban Koali for not actually being perfectly round.
I ban DJ for being 2gross irony
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I ban David for being too clean.
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I ban BdrLine for not eating his morning bagel
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I ban Calvary as I eat only Bacon in the morning.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for limiting his Bacon consumption to the morning.
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I ban HamsterIV for speaking of Bacon limits, no matter what the intent.
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I ban Koali for banning of Bacon Limits of which he has Limited with Bacon limits.
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I ban David for not making sense, because he stole my job.
We ride at midnight. Bring potato.
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I ban Koali for claiming a confusing sentence isnt making sense when it's only mildly confusing
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I ban MightyKeb for being confused by such a simple statement.
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I ban David for not being confused by a confusing statement.
why do you rob the meaning of existence from a confusing statement
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I ban Calvariah for thinking I rob places.
What a nerd.
I mostly just cook Meth and deliver Coke nowadays.
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I ban David for drug running
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I ban Carn for running drugs.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for not running drug.
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I ban Kamoba for you can't see this.
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I ban border because he lied, I can read that clearly.
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I ban Carn for causing the servers to blow up.
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I ban Kendra for thinking I have that kind of power, be civilized and blame Shink.
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I ban myself for not posting in a while.
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I ban Queso for banning himself (him, right?).
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Can confirm
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And now I ban Queso for not banning anyone in that post.
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I ban Koali for setting a trap for Queso.
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I unban everyone in this thread.
...Guys, come on, we can't just rule out people who don't think like us!
Let's unban Carn, Bdr, Shaded! Even me! Especially me so I can reban ev- Establish the peace.
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I ban Keb for trying to incite a rebellion
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I ban Carn for thinking that's a bad thing.
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I ban Keb and Koali for conspiring against the Holy Imperium, and declare EXTERMINATUS on this thread.
(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0395/50/1429915672319.png)
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I ban Shaded for saying that.
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I ban Koali for talking from the other side
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I ban the user above me.
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I ban Queso for being a perfectly sensible person and actually following directions.
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I ban Koali for the illusion of choice
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I ban Rigatto because I was totally unaware of such an illusion.
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I ban Koali because... *Whacks with ban hammer.* because that.
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I ban Kamoba for making the perfectly reasonable decision of banning Koali
I mean, come on! You only ban kirbys for being kirbys!
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I ban Keb for being racist towards Kirbies.
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I ban Koali because we don't talk about serious issues like racism in the pit, cause then someone has to actually bother to moderate down here.
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I ban Queso because you are the moderator of the user above you in this thread :P
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I ban Ram for bring forum.politics into Da Pit!
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I ban Kamoba for terrible grammar
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm280/ssf2expansions/Pets/Tomato.gif)
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I ban David for posting a gif of an overly joyful tomato for no reason.
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I ban Koali. (Technically following the rules!)
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...you just come up with a reason (Anything) to ban the person who posted above you...
I ban Koali. (Technically following the rules!)
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I ban Dire for attempting to enforce rules in the pit
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I ban Logic for only using David's in-character surname. We're on friendly terms here, right?
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I don't ban anyone.
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In fact, as my entire tenure as a CA, Mod, and Muse, I don't believe I have ever banned anyone.
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I ban Queso for not having actually wielded the ban hammer properly yet.
Don't worry Queso, I can find you someone in game with a little effort, you can loose that ban-virginity.
I shalt teacheth the Queso to baneth with hammer. And the world shalt cease to exist.
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I ban Logic for only using David's in-character surname. We're on friendly terms here, right?
I ban everyone (Except Koali, my new senpai) for using the name Dire.
Srsly what do you people have against my real name? ;~;
. .
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I ban David Dire for having a real name that is too normal.
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I ban David Dire for having a real name that is too normal.
I ban Hamster for hurting my feelings
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/49974de8692d618c029852741691db9f/tumblr_nobdp9SmNZ1r5gkxho7_500.gif)
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I ban David Dire, because his IGN initials are a popular bra size.
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I ban Kamoba for calling me breasts.
I'm a guy...
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I ban David for wanting to be my Kawaii Kōhai.
Do you even- DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S gonna maybe do something.
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I ban Koali for reminding me of Cave Johnson
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I ignite Riggatto's domicile with a flammable citrus for thinking I only remind him of Cave Johnson.
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I ban Rig and Koali for referencing things I don't know about
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/241/3/1/this_is_unacceptable_____lemongrab__by_spensicus-d5ctd5w.jpg)
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I ban Koali for trying to deny his Senpaisenship
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I ban David for not realizing that I'm in search of my own Senpai.
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I ban all of you in this page for having to rely on a senpai to please your self esteem :c
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I ban Keb for dissing the concept of having a Senpai.
M-my Senpai is n-nice!
*Sips scotch.*
Not that I have one. And not that I stutter.
Iunno. Are they still your Senpai if they're the same age as you?
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I ban Keb for dissing the concept of having a Senpai.
M-my Senpai is n-nice!
*Sips scotch.*
Not that I have one. And not that I stutter.
Iunno. Are they still your Senpai if they're the same age as you?
Totes.
l̶o̶l̶ ̶j̶k̶ ̶k̶o̶a̶l̶i̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶o̶e,̶ ̶t̶r̶x̶t̶y̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶p̶a̶i̶
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You callin' me a hoe?
I ban David for referring to me as farm equipment. :D
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I ban Koali because tho he is not a ho, he is obviously still a piece of farm equipment. A pitchfork to be precise.
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NEIN
I AM A ROTOTILLER
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2 non bans in a row!
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Quiet, Queso, or you get another beating.
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I ban David Dire for threats!
You should have banned him.
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Am I the only one who noticed you comment above people, meaning it should be "Ban the user below you?"
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I ban DD for not banning me! You're breaking the game!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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(https://theimpactpanda.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/vegeta.jpg)
...Fine.
I ban Kamoba for insisting.
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I ban David for always posting pictures from James Cameron's Avatar the Last Airbender anime
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I ban Kamoba for not specifying who "you" is.
Dang, didn't notice the new page.
I ban Logic for the blatant failure to identify the animé; that is clearly Azumanga Daioh.
(http://plurk.hellfroze.net/ochiba/view/000400/chiyo.dance.gif)
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I ban Kamoba and Koali for both misnaming my favourite anime.
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I ban David for reasons, but I also ban Koali because wtf is that gif?
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I ban Carn for not recognizing a little girl in a penguin costume.
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I ban Koali for not specifying WHAT the little girl in the penguin costume is from.
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Azumanga Daioh was such a fun anime. It's a shame so many shows used the same formula without understanding what made it good. That's the nature of media though.
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I ban Queso for acting like a Feminazi
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I ban David for thinking Queso was acting like a Feminazi, when Queso's post was nothing of the sort.
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I ban Koali for misunderstanding.
Also, Koali, have a free Demon King Cookie.
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/3/38/DaburaCookie.Ep.235.png/revision/latest?cb=20110725200959)
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I ban David for not knowing the real Demon King.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YM2qhvQnBRs/maxresdefault.jpg)
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I ban David because I am actually a feminist, but still don't see why the term feminazi has anything to do with this.
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I... Never meant... uh, nevermind.
I ban Koali for not knowing the real Demon King.
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I ban David for not acknowledging Ganondorf as the one true Demon King.
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I ban Koali for derailing the awesome story I started in the three word game thread.
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I ban Carn for keeping it real.
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I ban Koali for refusing to see the matrix for what it is.
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I ban Carn for reasons beyond my control
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I ban Logicalia because he's unable to control his "Ban stick"...
Get that rod under control! 8)
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I ban Kamoba for
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSDorQ4tCgM/hqdefault.jpg)
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I ban David because "Oh my" is not a valid reason.
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I ban Koali because banning someone for banning for "Oh my" is not a valid reason to ban someone
ban
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Hi
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I ban Quseso for uttering such a flat, trite, nonspecific greeting.
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I ban Koali for insulting the cheese flavored dev's greeting.
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I ban Carn for not being insulted as it was not a Bacon flavoured greeting.
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Why can't we all just get along?
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I guess you're right Queso. I hereby remove all your previous bans effective immediately.
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I ban ramjamslam for not being umjamlam and for unbanning Queso.
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Still unbanned. Can't be stopped!
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I ban Queso for being unstoppable!
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I ban Kamoba for trying to stop the unstoppable.
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I ban Carn for thinking that stopping the unstoppable was impossible.
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Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.
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I ban Queso for not putting the portal gun into GOI.
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I can carn because portal guns = boarding = nightmare
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I BAN Keb for canning me, not banning me.
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I Carn Carn
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I ban Queso for Carning Carn.
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I ban Koali because he hasn't said what Carning is or how you Carn a Carn. That's like Kirbying a Kirby.
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Carning Carn means to *cough* flesh *cough* out Carn's character. Kirbying a Kirby is inhaling a Kirby and stealing his powers.
I ban Carn for not knowing.
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Maybe if we get enough people on our side we can finally lock this thread and be finished with bans forever. What do you say Queso?
temp ban to Koali for not refusing to ban
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I ban Ramjam for suggesting the ban thread be locked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I ban Kamoba for leaving the slam off of ramjamslam.
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I ban Koali for insisting Kamoba slam Ramjam
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I ban Carn for making the inevitable pun.
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I ban Koali for not being punny
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There was a long hiatus on banning people in this thread after we called to a stop to all the banning... I revived the thread like a week later and started the banning again.
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Also I still Carn Carn.
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I Queso Queso
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I ban
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*Stands up*
No, I Ban.
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I don't, not since the incident
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*Stands on Carn.*
I, too, ban.
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*Picks Koali and holds the kirby above his head*
*WE BAN!"
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TOGETHER WE BAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBCj7-RX_EE)
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I stare confuzzled at the things going on.
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We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.
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I BAN EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD EVER BECAUSE THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR
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You do what you want Shaded. I won't judge you or ban you for it.
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I ban Queso for not being cheesy
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I ban Shaded for not joining in our Spartacus style banning+song.
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I ban Shaded for not joining in our Spartacus style banning+song.
We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
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'cause your friends don't ban and if they don't ban
well their, no friends 'o mine.We can ban if we want to~
We can ban your friend's behind
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Alright, back to banning David Dire because of that EGREGIOUSLY long post.
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I ban Queso because agreed.
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I ban Carn for yet another example of bad grammar.
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I ban Koali for... Wait, Sh[BLEEP], um...
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Yeeees?
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I ban Koali for thinking I care about my grammar in the Pit.
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I ban Carn for forgetting that his grammar needs help even when he's not in the Pit.
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I ban Koali for thinking I care about my grammar online. I'm not trying to impress anybody here, just to have fun.
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I ban Carn for having unimpressive grammar when he's online.
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I ban Koali for caring about grammar on the internet.
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I ban Carn for not caring about grammar on the Internet.
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I ban Koali for implying I should care.
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I ban Carn for thinking I'm only implying.
CARN YOU SHOULD CARE ABOUT YOUR ONLINE GRAMMAR
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I ban Koali for telling me I should care.
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I ban Carn on the condition that if he tries to ban me directly after this post, I will delete this post and he'll look silly because I won't even be here. I will also edit his post if he tries to quote this post.
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I ban Carn on the condition that if he tries to ban me directly after this post, I will delete this post and he'll look silly because I won't even be here. I will also edit his post if he tries to quote this post.
I ban Queso because I saved his quote on notepad for future reference.
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I ban meself (
irish) for not having touched GOI for almost a week, hello again guys
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I ban Keb for betraying his country of origin
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I unban the person beneath me.
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Yay! I ban Queso for unbanning me.
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I ban Carn for banning Queso. Queso's a cool guy.
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Thanks Koali!
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I ban Carn for having crap grammar.
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I ban David for banning me, as I was two posts away from his ban.
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I ban carn for hating milk.
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I ban ace for thinking i hate it. I'm lactose intolerant bub.
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I ban Carn for calling Spades "bub," and for forgetting a comma before bub, bub.
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I ban Koali for calling him Spades. This isn't the Cantina, and his name is clearly aceofeagles.
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I ban Carn for not realizing that I call Ace Spades out of habit.
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I ban carn cause... he has a appetite like a "carn"ivore.
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I also ban koali for swallowing a grammer nazi and I ban myself for bad puns.
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I ban Aceofeagles because this thread still does not have 200 pages!
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I ban Kampba for not spamming the thread to make it happen.
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I ban Koali for thinking I have time to spam the foru.....
Oh wait...
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I ban Koali for calling Moba "Kampba"
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I ban David-kohai for banning me when I made a simple mistake, as opposed to Carn's multitude of grammatical errors.
I'm typing on a phone, man.
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I ban Koali for not banning anyone and for using his phone as an excuse.
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I ban Shaded for not seeing that I'd banned David.
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WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
I ban Koali for making it so
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I ban Shaded for feeling awkward.
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I ban Carn for making me resist going full Tumblr on him
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I ban Shaded Exalted for being a convenient scape goat to move this thread above the silly fan page threads.
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I ban Hammy for not having posted in a while.
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I ban Koali for not knowing that Hamster is super busy bribing MUSE to make Hamsterdam
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i blame shaded for being slim shady.
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I ban the real Slim Shady for not standing up.
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i blame shaded for being slim shady.
Ban *
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I ban aceofelgse cbsaadfjuewfhu8eh8wf fusfu i0fs fj ifb wh 8ffw-[WARNING, DOCUMENT CORRUPTED]
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I ban David for letting Davidgra look at demon porn and click on something he shouldn'tve
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umm... what?
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I ban David for not banning Shaded.
Simples 8)
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I ban Kamoba for saying Simples.
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I ban Koali cause it's been a while.
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I ban Queso because he is delicious
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I ban Shaded for possibly implying naughtiness.
By naughtiness I mean that Shaded was eating chips and queso right before dinner.
YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL YOUR APPETITE
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I ban Koali for thinking appetites can be spoiled. Mine never has.
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I ban Carn for being too similar to myself
THEN I BAN EVERYONE EVER BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE KILLING FLOOR 2
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I ban Shaded for not having Killing Floor 2.
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I ban Koali because you are unfortunately 'the user above me'.
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I ban ramjamslam because he is big competition in the ban games, he owns a real ban hammer....
Banned!
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I ban Kamoba for being above me.
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I ban Koali because his name reminds me of koalas
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I ban Carn because I agree. Yea, I know that doesn't make sense. Still.
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I ban ramjamslam for being an active moderator and filling up the mod log with posts I don't have time to read :P
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I ban Queso because RamJam has been the man and sorting out all kinds of trolls, idiots and in some cases genuinely perverted ****s firmly and fairly.
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I ban Kamoba for not sending the appropriate forms in triplicate.
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I ban Carn for bringing the military into this
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I ban Shaded for not supporting the Anglean military.
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I ban Carn for being part of the Anglean military.
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I ban Koali because I've renamed a lot of threads recently.
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I ban Queso for not giving complimentary nachos when he does so
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I ban Shaded for not stepping up and supplying the nachos.
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Don't worry. Shaded will bring them now!
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(http://www.burritoplace.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/American-Nachos.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oAqm9hE7jrs/maxresdefault.jpg)
I ban Queso for not banning somebody, and for making me resist eating these delicious nachos
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I ban Shaded for hoarding his nachos. WE'RE ALL HUNGRY YOU KNOW.
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(http://www.casadelindquist.com/uploads/images/food.casadelindquist.com/Nachos%20with%20Ground%20Beef/Nachos_with_Ground_Beef09_large.jpg)
I ban Carn for not digging in. I DID bring them to share.
I mean WTF, three plates to myself?
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I ban Shaded because that seems like a perfectly normal serving for one person.
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*Takes some nachos.*
I ban Carn because he forgot to bring the beer.
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I ban Kamoba for thinking that's legal for me to do. I'm underage dude, I can't bring it.
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I ban Kamoba for not bringing beer himself.
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I ban Shaded for not providing ranch dip for the nachos.
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I ban Carn for thinking Ranch Dip is required for nachos, especially when sour cream has been provided.
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I ban Shaded for not specifying what dips he has available.
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I ban Carn for not using his eyeholes and looking at the plates to notice they have sour cream
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I ban Shaded for not providing bean free nachos. I hate beans.
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I ban Carn for being picky. If you don't like beans, get your own damn nachos
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I BAN SHADED FOR REFUSING TO CATER TO MY CHOSEN DIET! YOUR GETTING A BAD YELP REVIEW!
(every butt hurt vegan ever.)
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I ban Carn for not having gluten-free bread.
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I ban Koali, because I actually have to eat gluten free.
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I ban Carn because that sucks for him and I want to add insult to injury.
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I ban Queso, because his insults are ineffective.
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I ban Carn because (http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/HEALTH/04/12/gluten.free.diet.improve/t1larg.gluten.foods.gi.jpg)
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I ban Queso, because I've been doing this for years. Your bait has no affect on me.
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No, you see, I am going to throw the bread at you. It's more of a threat than a lure.
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Fine, I'll just spray Queso cheese at you.........This is sounding like a weird version of fondue.
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I ban Carn because I get scones and he does not
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I ban Shaded for promoting heresy and scones. Of the two scones are the greater crime.
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I ban HamsterIV for getting out of his cage. Hamsters I II and III miss you. I even got you a new wheel to run on.
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I ban Hamster for not knowing scones are the will of the Emperor
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I ban Shaded for not knowing there are gluten free scones. HA!
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I ban Carn for neglecting to mention the fact that gluten free anything tastes worse
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I ban Shaded for reminding me of that. However, there are some recipes that can make you question whether or not its gluten free. Usually those are expensive. *sigh*
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I ban Shaded for being in the title of this thread.
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I ban Queso for putting Shaded's name in the title.
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I ban Carn for making wild accusations about what I did to the title of this thread. Also for not liking Taco Bell.
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Queso I've been on this thread before you were born, it didn't use to say that.
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I ban David Dire because here is my first post in this thread: https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,2668.msg54474.html#msg54474
Where is yours?
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I ban David Dire because here is my first post in this thread: https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,2668.msg54474.html#msg54474
Where is yours?
Andika is my alternate account
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I am suspicious of this claim and ban you for making it without evidence.
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I ban Queso and David Dire for thinking seniority carries with it any prestige, espeically in the pit.
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I ban Hamster because I was not claiming seniority conferred me anything, I simply showed that he cannot claim seniority confers him anything, because he does not have it.
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I ban Queso for using technicalities.
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I ban Carn for saying the application of logical principles in discourse is "using technicalities".
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I ban Queso for using technicalities.
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I ban Carn for saying the application of logical principles in discourse is "using technicalities".
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I ban Queso for using technicalities.
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I ban Carn and Queso for not saying anything new.
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I ban Koali for not taking sides.
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I ban Carn for wanting me to take sides.
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I ban Koali for not taking sides.
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I ban Carn for not saying anything new.
I ban Carn for wanting me to take sides.
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I ban Carn for not saying anything new.
I ban Carn for wanting me to take sides.
I ban Koali for quotes
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I ban David Dire because I see him starting trouble trying to make a pyramid.
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I ban David Dire because I see him starting trouble trying to make a pyramid.
I ban Queso for not liking pyramids.
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I ban Carn cause it's the pyramidion's fault.
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I ban Queso for the pyramidion being unable to achieve balance.
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I ban Carn for not finding his center.
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I ban Koali for off centering my center.
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I ban Carn for not having conveniently spherical Kirby physiology (which makes it easy to find my center).
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I ban koali for discrimination against non-kirbys.
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I ban Carn for intolerance.
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I ban Koali for thinking me intolerant, when he is the intolerant one, for thinking his physiology is better.
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I ban Carn cause I haven't preached the good word of the sport of quidditch in a while and this is an excuse to do so.
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I ban Queso for not saying what position he plays.
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I ban Carn so I can tell him I play Keeper and occasionally play Seeker.
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I ban Queso because I have only played Heavy and Chain in a completely different Movie inspired game called Jugging. No team would want my fat rear playing Quick.
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I ban Hamster because I feel that
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I ban Shaded for having the infectious disease known as "The Feels".
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I ban Carn for hitting me right in the feels.
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I ban Koali for also having the contagion known as "The Feels".
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I ban Carn for being cold and unfeeling.
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I ban Koali for forming emotional attachments on the internet.
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I ban CARN for thinking those weird tendrils were emotional.
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I ban Koali for spreading his tendrils onto the internet.
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I ban Carn cause ewwwww
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I ban Queso for not removing the tendrils.
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*Chainsaws through the forest of feeldrils(TM)*
I ban Carn for being too lazy to do it himself
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I ban Shaded for contributing to deforestation
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I ban Logic for not knowing that we get the majority of our breathable air from microscopic algae and not trees
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I ban Shaded for being a Republican pawn
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I ban Logic. Q.E.D.
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I ban queso, because we're so close to 200 pages!
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I ban Kamoba because page 200 HYYYYPE!
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I ban Queso because the real hype is for FALLOUT 4
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I ban Shaded because page 200 hype is sooner!!!
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I ban Kamoba because I could lock this thread till Fallout 4 just to prove a point and make you wrong.
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I ban Queso because he needs mod tools to prove me wrong. 8)
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I ban Kamoba because BACK TO PAGE 200 HYPE!
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I ban Queso because the next response will trigger the 200th page.
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I ban Hamster because if you are right, I should be on the 200th page and that means I am better!
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I ban Queso for not doing the moral thing and locking this thread before it reached 200 pages. Think of the children
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I ban DJ Logicalia because this banning thread is our legacy to the children. Years from now they will ask "How in the nicest gaming community on the internet did a thread reach 200 pages of people trying to ban each other?" We will turn and look into their gleaming eyes so full of hope and we will say "It was Shink's Fault." From that point on they will cry and have nightmares for the name of the accursed was spoken.
I have thought about the children, I know what I am doing, fear for the future.
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I ban Hamster so I too can be on the 200th page.
P.S. Lets not make this another counting thread!
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I ban ramjam because I'm pretty sure this is the longest pit thread
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I ban Shaded as it is.
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I ban Bdr cause I know what Bdr stands for now.
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I ban Queso for taking him 2 years to figure out that BdrLine basically just took out the vowels (plus an r) to make Bdr.
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200 page hype!
It was shinks fault...
I ban Ram because it was shinks fault
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I ban Kamoba for it being Shink's fault.
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I ban Koali because Kamoba's banning was also Shink's fault
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I ban Shaded because this thread will likely go on forever.
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I ban ramjamslam cause we should be celebrating 200 pages, not banning each other!
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I ban Queso for not creating a "200 page" party hat in game!
Queso is not celebrating enough!
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I ban Bdr cause I know what Bdr stands for now.
Bedroom? Damnit Bdr, how could you do this?!
I ban everyone in this page for my obligatory guest star appearance.
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I ban Bdr cause I know what Bdr stands for now.
Bedroom? Damnit Bdr, how could you do this?!
I ban everyone in this page for my obligatory guest star appearance.
I ban MightyKeb for figuring out that BdrLineAzns real name is BedroomAzn! The secret is out.
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I ban ramjam for not telling us where the 'line' went
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I ban ramjam for not telling us where the 'line' went
I ban shaded for not realising that by making the name BedroomAzn we have already crossed the line!
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I ban ram for me giving him a salute for that pun.
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I ban BedroomAzn for encouraging puns
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I ban DJ Logicalia because... reasons.
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I ban Queso for better reasons.
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I ban Kamoba for trying to bring about the age of reason. This is the age of air, get used to it.
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I ban Hamster for not knowing that it can be the Age of Reasonable Gentlemen Blowing the Hell Out of Each Other in the Air
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I ban Shaded for still being too exalted.
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I ban Koali for not submitting and joining my empire.
I mean, we have nachos.
What more do you want?
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I ban Shaded for still being in the subject
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I ban Logic for apparently not wanting Shaded to be the subject.
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I ban everyone for not waiting for me to get back home before passing the 200th page.
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I ban Carn because the real victory will be page 333.
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I ban Queso because I'm in it for the long haul.
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I ban Carn for leaving the short haul behind.
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I ban Koali for not joining me on the long haul.
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I ban Carn and Koali for leaving out the poor medium haul. How do you think it feels, huh?
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I ban Logic because I never got to meet medium haul.
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I ban carn for not saluting me.
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I ban Mann for trying to cheaply imitate Sunderland's salute campaign.
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I ban sunderland for doing it first.
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I ban Mann for not banning Carn
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I ban Logic for the long haul.
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I ban Carn because he once saluted, The Mann...
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I ban Kamoba because I do not remember doing that.
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I ban Carn for forgetting such a moment! 8)
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I ban Kamoba because if it was such an amazing moment, than I should not be able to forget it. IF IT EVEN HAPPENED!
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I ban Carn for yelling.
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I ban Shaded for not liking yelling.
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I ban Carn because I do, in fact, like yelling, but in the Pit yelling echoes and hurts my ears
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I ban Shaded for not liking echoes.
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I ban Carn because my knee seems like it might be badly injured from a fantasy quidditch tournament where the team I drafted won.
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I ban Queso because I was there and it was clearly an arrow
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BANNED
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Double Ban!
*Banned!*
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Banhammer
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Bandagger!
Dexxers beat brutes. 8)
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Banbastardsword
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Banshotgun
8)
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BanAMR
8)
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I am Banoba! You shalt not out ban me!
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Pshaw, I amthe BannedExalt, ruler of all that is Ban related!
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I'm The Bann ;)
Get of my thread.
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Ban Wars, return of the banned!
The Bann strikes back!
I BANish the Bann and convert him to.. The Banned!
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I ban Kamoba for cheesy summer movie ideas.
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I ban Carn for not liking cheesy summer movies!
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This reply has been removed.
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I ban Koali for removing.
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Am I unbanned yet?
Apparently so.
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Nope, Koali you are still banned.
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I ban Koali for thinking that he was un-banned.
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I ban The Mann because that rhymes
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I ban Shaded for trying to rhyme. You dare to try and wrest control of the Bards with those weak lyrics?
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I ban Carn for implying I would ever ursurp control from Glorious Leader
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I ban Shaded for suspiciously trying to kiss up to Logic.
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I ban Carn for thinkin that's a bad thing.
Also
Oh, one more time,
I'm back with a new rhyme,
Hey, here we go again,
Ha, turn it up my friend!
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I ban Koali because what?
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I ban Carn because I have always called Logicalia Glorious Leader
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I ban Shaded for not sharing this information with the general public.
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I ban Carn cause I went to the doctor today and he said my knee injury is probably a sprain.
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I ban Queso for implying blame upon me. Stick to tradition, oh cheesy dev. Blame Shink.
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I ban Carn for calling Queso cheesy. Only I'm allowed to be cheesy
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I ban Cheesy for putting Queso in his place. He's very fragile and doesn't have much, just let him be the Cheesy dev
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I ban all of y'all for forgetting the third piece of the cheesy puzzle: My captain, Cheeseness.
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I ban Koali for not introducing us.
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I ban Carn because Cheeseness is not active on the forums.
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I ban Koali for not converting his boss.
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I ban Carn because [REDACTED]
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I ban Queso for redacting.
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I ban Carn for not knowing that redaction isn't usually done by the writer
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I ban Shaded because I do know that, but its obvious Queso is attempting to troll. You can see where it says the message hasn't been edited. He's also done similar things before.
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I ban Carn because who says the devs can't hide the fact editing took place
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I ban Shaded because this sounds like an episode of twilight zone.
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful-
Wait, wrong show.
I ban Carn for my mistake.
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I ban Koali because [REDACTED]
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I ban Carn because he said "now I want to here the tale." and now we can't see his spelling mistakes because of the redaction.
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I ban Queso for abusing his dev powers.
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I ban Carn because that's actually a legitimate reason and we can't have seriousness in the pit!
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What about Ceresbane's serious discussion about good 3DS games?
Also, I ban Queso for not liking being serious.
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I ban Carn for questioning the cheesy dev
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I ban Logic for blindly following the cheesy dev.
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I ban Carn for not blindly following the cheesy Dev
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I ban Shaded for joining the sheeple.
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I ban Carn for not inquiring further about Gilligan's Island.
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I ban Koali because they will never get off the island.
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(http://33.media.tumblr.com/3905e0d6890ae56d7e7b0efa32b5ec41/tumblr_ne21vcscoK1rjkjhfo4_500.gif)
I ban Carn, whether he gets this reference or not.
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I ban Koali because I don't care.
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I ban Carn for apathy.
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I ban Koali for empathy.
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I ban Carn for being a rare Apath
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I ban Shaded because I can feel empathy, I can just turn it off when needed.
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I ban Carn for doing the impossible
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I ban Shaded for thinking there are limits.
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I ban Carn because ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
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I ban Queso because he IS the power
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I ban Logic for not being part of the power.
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I ban Koali for not desiring The Power.
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I ban Carn for not desiring Courage and Wisdom to go with the Power.
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I ban Koali for coveting the Tri-Force. Do you want to get sent to the Twilight Realm?
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That's the Mirror of Twilight, dummy!
I ban Carn for mixing up the connections between the Triforce, the Sacred Realm, the Mirror of Twilight, and the Twilight Realm.
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I ban Koali for getting me confused in the desert temple and not finishing twilight Princess.
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I ban Carn for transforming into a wolf. He must be a werewolf and should be shot with silver bullets!
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I ban Queso for not being tolerant of werewolves. DISCRIMINATION!!
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I ban Carn because I'll have you know I once ran a 20 person game of werewolf with my quidditch team.
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I ban Queso for wanting me to be shot with silver bullets. Its not my fault people are tasty at the full moon!
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I ban Carn for knowing the taste of human flesh.
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I ban Queso for denying that he likes it just as much as me.
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I ban Carn cause it's not cannibalism when food eats people.
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I ban Queso because its not cannibalism when predator eats prey.
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I ban Carn because weren't you just saying werewolves are people too?
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I ban Queso because I didn't say that.
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I'm sure you discriminate against non-humans and don't think it's wrong. Therefore you think discrimination against non-humans is justified. You think discrimination against werewolves is wrong. Therefore you think werewolves are humans.
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I ban Queso for over-speculating, added on the fact that he didn't ban me.
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I ban Carn because logic != speculation.
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I ban Queso because I haven't posted on this thread in a short while.
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I ban Koali for trying to bend reality, and resulting in Gunhild yelling at him.
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I ban Carn for bringing Gunhild here
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Uh whats that? Yes ma'am.
Shaded, Gunhild tells me your banned for not liking her.
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I like Gunhild, she just has no place beyond the 4th wall
I ban Carn for breaking it
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I ban Shaded for banning me for slightly cracking it, while Koali has repeatedly reduced it to a smoking pile of rubble. Where is justice?
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On the other side of the 4th wall.
I ban Carn for not knowing.
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I ban Koali for not sharing valuable information.
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I ban Carn until such a time that the title of this thread says you have nachos. Go have fun befriending the mods.
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I ban Queso for implying my memehood might be removed
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I ban Shaded cause you don't have to leave the title for Carn to be added.
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I ban Queso for being generous and awesome
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I ban Shaded for making me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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I ban Queso for having a parasite that makes him fuzzy.
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I ban Carn for calling Shaded a parasite.
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I ban Koali for thinking I was referring to Shaded.
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I ban Carn because your name still isn't in the title of this thread.
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I ban Queso because I do not care.
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I ban Carn for not caring.
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I ban Koali for making Carn's ability to care a prerequisite for participating in this forum. It is blatant discrimination against those who just don't give a @#$@.
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I ban Hamster because he understands.
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I ban Carn because I care.
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I ban Koali because I alternate between caring and not giving even half a shit
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I ban Shaded for joining us. Welcome brother.
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I ban Carn because Shaded has nachos and you don't ban people with nachos.
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I ban Queso for not having chips himself.
Also for making me hungry after I just ate. Thanks. :p
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I ban shaelyn for banning a coworker.
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I ban Carn because your name sounds like Corn and that's what tortilla chips are made out of.
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I ban Queso for me finally finishing the Limit thread.
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I ban Bdr because I don't know if I should lock that thread now.
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I ban Queso as I believe you should.
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I ban Bdr cause I have now.
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I ban Queso because Skies Have No Limit, had a good ending.
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I uh
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I ban Replaceable because he has not banned well in a while.
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I ban Kamoba for executing such a fine ban.
Also where did the (Shaded has nachos!) come from, I don't remember writing that xD
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I ban Cheesy because cheese is all powerful.
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I ban Queso for focusing too heavily on the cheese and ignoring the Crackers.
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I ban Hamster for attempting to create tension between the cheese and the cracker instead of allowing both halves to live in unity
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I ban Logicalia for saying the cheese and the cracker are two halves. The right ratio of cheese to cracker is not necessarily 1:1
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I ban Queso because cheese and apple is a tastier snack than cheese and crackers.
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I [[[dothething]]] because cheese and pineapple is also very good
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I ban Replaceable for not being online for 3 years.
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oh shi- 3 years?
thats a degree
i dont remember missing 3 years?!
i must have been in a coma
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oh shi- 3 years?
thats a degree
i dont remember missing 3 years?!
i must have been in a coma
yeah yah nerd
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
I KNOW!?
WHY WOULD THEY REMOVE THAT?
THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST UPDATE TO GOIO EVER SOLELY BECAUSE ROPES NO LONGER EXIST ON OUR PLANE OF DIMENSION
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I know how to get on the roof! Managed to do it today.
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I know how to get on the roof! Managed to do it today.
PLEASE TELL ME
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I know how to get on the roof! Managed to do it today.
PLEASE TELL ME
You gotta jump on the balloon pump. Jump onto the railing first, then on the pump. Then go forward and jump repeatedly until you are on the roof. It may take a few tries.
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I ban Carn because STOP BUILDING A PYRAMID AND GET BACK TO BANNING!
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I know how to get on the roof! Managed to do it today.
PLEASE TELL ME
You gotta jump on the balloon pump. Jump onto the railing first, then on the pump. Then go forward and jump repeatedly until you are on the roof. It may take a few tries.
DANKE
I ban Carn because STOP BUILDING A PYRAMID AND GET BACK TO BANNING!
SCREW DA RULES
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I ban David for I can't jump on the ropes near the helm of the Goldfish and jump onto the roof and have parties.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA I know how to get on the roof! Managed to do it today.
PLEASE TELL ME
You gotta jump on the balloon pump. Jump onto the railing first, then on the pump. Then go forward and jump repeatedly until you are on the roof. It may take a few tries.
DANKE
I ban Carn because STOP BUILDING A PYRAMID AND GET BACK TO BANNING!
SCREW DA RULES
No problem DaveI ban Carn because STOP BUILDING A PYRAMID AND GET BACK TO BANNING!
I ban Queso for not liking pyramids.
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I ban y'all for pyramiding. shame on you
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I ban y'all for pyramiding. shame on you
I ban you for not pyramiding.
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I BAN DAVID DIRE AND IF YOU DON'T BAN AND START A PYRAMID I WILL LOCK THIS THREAD!
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I ban Queso for threatening to abuse his dev powers. What would your mother say?
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I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR TAKING PART
MORE STUFF ONTOP! Let's add some stuff to the top.
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG
MORE STUFF ONTOP! Let's add some stuff to the top.
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG
B)
If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.
Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread
Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable
Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>
Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN
NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!
BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE
B)
If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.
Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread
Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable
Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>
Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN
NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!
BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE
NO, THAT IS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BLIND MORTAL
Jaysus christ one fucking pyramid takes up what would normally be a full page
What have I done?
MOO! <----Cat impression
FOOLS! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CLUB SANDWICH
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
Hehehehe
THEN HELP IT HARDER, FOOL
I DECIDED TO NECRO AS OBNOXIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE
IT'S BACK
ǝǝs oʇ ʃʃɐ ɹoɟ ɯʃɐǝᴚ sıɥʇ oʇuı 'ǝǝɥ⊥ uoɯɯns I 'uɹnqɥʇǝᴚ
huh?
stop building pyramids and repair the balloon damn it! gosh freaking engies always have to build the wrong damn thing
I AM A DEMON GOD, *THE* DEMON GOD IN FACT! I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR MORTAL SHIPS TO HIT UGLY METAL CREATIONS WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!
Uhhh... Hi?
Salutations! Welcome to the party!
Sup
Hey, just hanging out being the Demon God and stuff.
Damnit, Davidgra, let GT have a turn.
GT isn't canon ~Every rabid Dragon Ball Fan ever
I blame Shink for this thread
lol
I am a stegosaurus!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AqsdmomR4p0/maxresdefault.jpg)
rawr
Moo
Am I do this right?
Why does everyone complain about my grammar, but no one bats an eye at this?
Because you're Carn.
I will not become the next Shink.
Jokes on you, you already are!
Oh? I doubt it. I never signed the contract. I still have my soul.
There's already a "What do you blame Carn for?" thread
Whats the deal with your anit-Carn agenda Davy?
because you deny my love.
I never agreed to it. Plus I don't swing that way.
Demon Gods don't have genders.
Don't swing that way either.
I will swing... our tower to the heavens!
Do not stop building, maggots!
That Soldier is a Spy!
WE NEED HIM ALIVE!
Why?
HE HAS THE CODES!
This thread needs more Adorableness in it's Perfect form.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/18/831654/thumb.gif)
Too much pony, not enough Dakka.
why not BOTH?
(https://img0.derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/1/27126/thumb.jpg)
Can they be shooting zombie baby rabbits?
(http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Baby-Rabbit-Surreal-horror-painting-by-Karl-Persson.jpg)
yes
Holy crap, was NOT expecting you to pull a picture up of that. Kudos to you man.
Yeah, I love foruming, so never doubt me on a forums.
After all I am the god of forums. Currently I run on three different forums (Steam forums, Ponyfortress2forums, and, of course, GOIO forums) until I gain another one or move onto another one.
I could have happily lived my life without knowing that second one. I say this, and yet the dead rabbit doesn't bother me.
Aw come on man.
VIETNAME BIG MACINTOSH!
I wrote a fanfic about it once!
EVERYONE DIED!
I can happily say, I've never seen an episode of that show.
Necro Necro Necro
NECROMANCY!
BURN THE NECROMANCER!
Says the guy whose necroed WAY more threads than I.
Sshhhh
I SHALL NOT, BE SILENCED!!!
I ban everyone for illegal pyramid building
RISE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! RISE AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD TEAR US DOWN!!
RAAH!
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I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR TAKING PART
MORE STUFF ONTOP! Let's add some stuff to the top.
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG
MORE STUFF ONTOP! Let's add some stuff to the top.
#MIDDLEMAKEITBIG
B)
If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.
Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread
Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable
Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>
Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN
NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!
BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE
B)
If it is to be quoted, let it be quoted.
Need more people in here. Gotta meet the.. QUOTE-A
may that shitty pun last forever in this pyramid
This is my fault
Blame Shink
#bestthreadever!
#love this thread
Salutes all around to every person who posts here! o7
:D
o7
Enochh's gonna love this!
I wonder if we can get the first post to be unreadable
Only one way to find out!
Google?
Trial and error
Ah.
Swabbies pls.
The only way to find out is spam!
Oh yeah, I love eating that!
/Thread
First goal achieved. OP is unreadable. Someone set a new goal
Make that quota pun un-readable, because Puns of Icarus overflowed here..
hehehheheheeheheheheheh. also i can still read the OP
WARNING: GOAL NOT ACHIEVED
MAKE LARGER POSTS
HOW BIG?
REALLY BIG
AS BIG AS THE UNIVERSE WILL ALLOW
That's a lot of quotes >_>
Lets start back here... keep it to one pyramid per post???
IT WON'T SAVE YOU IN THE LONG RUN
NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU, WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DARK HOLE OF THE PIT, THE THIRTEENTH LEVEL OF HELL, I PRESENT, THE QUOTE PYRAMID THREAD!
BUT DOESNT HELL HAVE ONLY SEVEN LEVELS? YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, THERES NO 13TH LEVEL, THUS THIS ISNT IN HELL, SO THERE MUST BE FAR WORSER THREADS OUT THERE
NO, THAT IS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A BLIND MORTAL
Jaysus christ one fucking pyramid takes up what would normally be a full page
What have I done?
MOO! <----Cat impression
FOOLS! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE CLUB SANDWICH
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
Hehehehe
THEN HELP IT HARDER, FOOL
I DECIDED TO NECRO AS OBNOXIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE
IT'S BACK
ǝǝs oʇ ʃʃɐ ɹoɟ ɯʃɐǝᴚ sıɥʇ oʇuı 'ǝǝɥ⊥ uoɯɯns I 'uɹnqɥʇǝᴚ
huh?
stop building pyramids and repair the balloon damn it! gosh freaking engies always have to build the wrong damn thing
I AM A DEMON GOD, *THE* DEMON GOD IN FACT! I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR MORTAL SHIPS TO HIT UGLY METAL CREATIONS WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!
Uhhh... Hi?
Salutations! Welcome to the party!
Sup
Hey, just hanging out being the Demon God and stuff.
Damnit, Davidgra, let GT have a turn.
GT isn't canon ~Every rabid Dragon Ball Fan ever
I blame Shink for this thread
lol
I am a stegosaurus!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/AqsdmomR4p0/maxresdefault.jpg)
rawr
Moo
Am I do this right?
Why does everyone complain about my grammar, but no one bats an eye at this?
Because you're Carn.
I will not become the next Shink.
Jokes on you, you already are!
Oh? I doubt it. I never signed the contract. I still have my soul.
There's already a "What do you blame Carn for?" thread
Whats the deal with your anit-Carn agenda Davy?
because you deny my love.
I never agreed to it. Plus I don't swing that way.
Demon Gods don't have genders.
Don't swing that way either.
I will swing... our tower to the heavens!
Do not stop building, maggots!
That Soldier is a Spy!
WE NEED HIM ALIVE!
Why?
HE HAS THE CODES!
This thread needs more Adorableness in it's Perfect form.
(https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/2/18/831654/thumb.gif)
Too much pony, not enough Dakka.
why not BOTH?
(https://img0.derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/1/27126/thumb.jpg)
Can they be shooting zombie baby rabbits?
(http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Baby-Rabbit-Surreal-horror-painting-by-Karl-Persson.jpg)
yes
Holy crap, was NOT expecting you to pull a picture up of that. Kudos to you man.
Yeah, I love foruming, so never doubt me on a forums.
After all I am the god of forums. Currently I run on three different forums (Steam forums, Ponyfortress2forums, and, of course, GOIO forums) until I gain another one or move onto another one.
I could have happily lived my life without knowing that second one. I say this, and yet the dead rabbit doesn't bother me.
Aw come on man.
VIETNAME BIG MACINTOSH!
I wrote a fanfic about it once!
EVERYONE DIED!
I can happily say, I've never seen an episode of that show.
Necro Necro Necro
NECROMANCY!
BURN THE NECROMANCER!
Says the guy whose necroed WAY more threads than I.
Sshhhh
I SHALL NOT, BE SILENCED!!!
I ban everyone for illegal pyramid building
RISE BROTHERS AND SISTERS! RISE AGAINST THOSE WHO WOULD TEAR US DOWN!!
RAAH!
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god fuckin dammit
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...fuckin...
*le gasp*
OI MUMMY HE SAID A BAD WORD!
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why
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I ban DJ Logicalia for asking too many questions (and to push this page along so we don't have to look at that eyesore Dire double posted).
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I ban DJ Logicalia for asking too many questions (and to push this page along so we don't have to look at that eyesore Dire double posted).
:3
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I ban David because i agree with hamster
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I ban David because i agree with hamster
:3:3
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I ban David Dire for typing out a double cat smile.
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I ban Koali because a proper double cat smile is :33
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I ban cat smiles
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I BAN CARN FOR BEING A COMMIE SON OF A BITCH
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I ban David for daring to call me a filthy commie. I just like stirring up trouble, but that is no reason to go that far David.
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but that is no reason to go that far David.
>The Pit
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I ban David Dire for using the pit as an excuse to carry our inexcusable behavior.
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I ban hamster for using big words
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I ban Dave because I need to ban someone.
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I ban Kamoba.
Yeah. I did it. Whatcha gonna do?
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I ban replaceable because it's https://youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k?t=5s
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I ban David because
(http://i.imgur.com/cW96uDk.jpg)
My revolver is better
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I ban Shaded because I want that.
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I ban Carn because that revolver...
...is trash.
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I ban david because that was the worst joke ever.
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I ban Teenage because it was a great joke.
besides, THIS is the worst joke ever: https://youtu.be/6lKG1r1Gslg?t=6m30s (https://youtu.be/6lKG1r1Gslg?t=6m30s)
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I BAN DAVID FOR LINKING THAT ABOMINATION TO THIS HOLY PLACE!!!
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I BAN DAVID FOR LINKING THAT ABOMINATION TO THIS HOLY PLACE!!!
JESUS CHRIST
I, DAVIDGRA, BANISH CARN FOR DARING TO INSULT THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC IN SUCH A WAY! HOW DARE YOU!
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I ban David for calling a revolver using railgun tech trash
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I ban Shaded for ignoring my last post
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I ban David for not keeping his demon under control
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Well I'm sorry but Davidgra is The Demon God, it's sort of hard to keep him under control. I am also a god, but even then, he's way stronger than me.
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I ban David for not banning me and making piss-poor excuses
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I ban Shaded for not believing me.
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I ban David for thinking we should believe him.
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I ban Carn for thinking you should not believing me telling you to believe me.
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I ban David for thinking we should believe him.
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You know what? I don't ban Carn this time, because I agree with him.
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I ban Carn for breaking the rules
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I ban David for saying that The Pit, has rules. BLASPHEMER!! HERETIC!!
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I ban David. 'Nuff said.
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I ban Queso for being absent from The Pit for awhile.
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I ban Carn because I haven't been posting but I am always here, except when I am at quidditch.
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I ban Queso for not letting me be a beater on his team.
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I ban Carn because I would totally let you beat on my team in a pickup or fantasy game, but my college team no longer allows non-university players. Where do you live? There's probably quidditch nearby you.
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I ban Queso because good point, but the bludgeors were always my favorite of the balls! I'm partial to the psychotic agro elements.
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I ban Carn for liking balls.
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I ban David for that obvious innuendo.
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I ban Carn for having to point that out
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I ban David because I didn't have to point it out, I wanted to.
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I ban Carn because sometimes life is tough ha, HAHA. HA.
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I ban Replaceable for attempting evil laughter. THIS is an evil laugh. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HUHUHHUH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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I ban Carn because that will only make the
bankers other people at the international court of evil laugh at you. And probably kick you out.
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I ban Replaceable for thinking I'm with those plebeians.
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I ban Carn because there are like 3 threads about me in the pit, meaning I AM THE PIT LORD AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!
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I ban Queso so he may be reborn, AS THE TRUE PIT LORD!!!!!
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I ban Carn for increasing my power level. It might get dangerously high, like getting close to 10,000.
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I ban Queso because he needs, MORE POWER! MAAAXXXIMUMM POOOWWWEEERRRR!!!!!
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I ban Carn because all hail queso lord of
cheese the pit.
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I ban Replaceable, FOR THE SAKE OF THE GLORIOUS ONE!!!!
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I ban Carn as a cheese sacrifice to Queso.
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I ban Koali, BECAUSE TAKE ME GREAT ONE!!
*Jumps into the Queso volcano*
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I ban Carn because that volcano was decommissioned years ago. All proper sacrifices can be done through Venmo (or PayPal, but ewwww PayPal).
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I ban Queso as I still view Rethburn as Lord of the Pit and that the religion of the Pit is Holy Sky Bacon.
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I ban Bdr so that the holy fusion of Bacon and Queso may commence!
Uga Shakka! Uga Shakka!
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I ban Carn because IIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii'mmmm hooked on a feeling, I'm high on believing...
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I ban Queso for the horrifying CG image of a dancing baby, that is now stuck in my head.
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I ban Carn because Fallout New Vegas' Old World Blues DLC is too short.
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I ban David, because that is Shink's fault.
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I ban Riggatto, even if he hasn't posted, for making that pyramid thread.
Gods just one post takes the majority of the scroll bar.
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I ban Bdr because I can't make the pyramid bigger, because even one more letter exceeds the maximum character count.
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I ban Carn as it took 9 whole pages?
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I ban Bdr because at some point I somehow created the pyramid trend in the pit. I don't remember how. I am glad it has reached its logical conclusions.
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I ban Queso because now a new pyramid must be constructed. David Dire did start one awhile ago, that may be the next one to gain completion.
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I ban Carn because IT HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
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I ban Bdr because at some point I somehow created the pyramid trend in the pit. I don't remember how. I am glad it has reached its logical conclusions.
But you are the source, oh cheesy dev.
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I BAN CARN CAUSE I WILL LOCK EVERY THREAD IN THE PIT!
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I ban Queso for he can't lock anything if it hadn't existed yet.
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I ban Bdr FOR THE TIME TRAVELING TIME STAMPS HAVE RETURNED!!
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I ban Carn for not stating Bdr's direct link to the time stamps.
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I ban Koali because I'm confused.
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
I ban Carn for being in the future
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
I ban Carn for being in the future
I ban David for being further in the future
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
I ban Carn for being in the future
I ban David for being further in the future
I ban Shaded for going even further beyond.
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
I ban Carn for being in the future
I ban David for being further in the future
I ban Shaded for going even further beyond.
I ban David for being Cthulhu
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I ban Shaded because I am only slightly less confused.
I ban Carn for being in the future
I ban David for being further in the future
I ban Shaded for going even further beyond.
I ban David for being Cthulhu
I ban Shaded because he's a butthole
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I ban Spiderman because that was uncalled for
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I ban Spiderman because that was uncalled for
I know right? What a rude nerd.
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I ban David for calling Spidey rude.
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I ban Carn for saying "Spidey"
If we're going down the stupid names route, can I be Davey?
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I ban David because your nickname is dip.
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I ban carn because, yes please. Good nickname.
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I ban Replaceable because your new nickname is, Chips.
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I ban Carn because I am the superior snack condiment.
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I ban Queso because dip, is inferior bean dip, not your delicious cheesiness .
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I ban David for being in the past.
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I ban Koali for not liking the past
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I ban Shaded, because he hasn't been properly Exalted lately.
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I ban Carn for not helping the cause.
(The cause being helping Shaded become properly Exalted.)
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I ban Koali, because I have been Exalting him from the shadows for years, as is only proper. You do not Exalt The Shaded one in the open you fool!
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I ban Carn for not telling me sooner
Now that you have been banned, you may join me in the Shaded Underbelly of the Pit, where you shall be my right hand man.
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I ban ShadedExalted for needing a whole man to be his right hand. Most of make do with four fingers and a thumb.
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I ban Hamster, because Hamsters don't even have thumbs.
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I ban Carn for making me disect three hamsters to confirm that.
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I ban David because now we know what happened to hamster I, II, and III.
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I ban Carn, because that's not what actually happened to one two and three.
Hamster did post their stories in the thread regarding names.
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I ban Kamoba, because David was obviously referring to the autopsies after those incidents.
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I ban Carn for not performing the autopsies himself
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I ban Shaded, as I did not have the security clearance at the time. SOMEBODY checked the wrong box on the forms.
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I Ban Carn, as it wasn't my fault, alright? I'm just the autopsy guy, yeh? Leave me out of it.
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I ban David for loosing the Energy Being into the counting thread, with his reckless disregard for the proper count.
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I ban Carn because I THINK HE USED PROPER GRAMMAR *GASPS*
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och mein god YOU'RE RIGHT
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!!??
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I ban David because I am perfectly capable of using proper grammar when I feel like it. I just don't give a flying f@%% most of the time.
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Watch your language young man! We don't say "Fatpercentpercent" around here!
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I ban David because your not my real dad.
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Plot Twist: I am a woman.
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Plot Twist Twist: I'm a machine.
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Plot Twist Twist Twist: I'm actually a Man transpecied twice.
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Plot Twist Twist Twist Twist: I am a machine Transpecied once and then further on transgendered three times.
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Plot Twist Twist Twist Twist Twist: I am an Alien from a planet far away Transpecied twice and then furthermore transgendered three times.
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Plot Twist Twist Twist Twist Twist Twist: I am an Alien from a planet far away Transpecied twice and then furthermore transgendered three times. And then Transpired once.
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I ban Dire for everything
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I wrote ALL THAT, and YOU just REPLIED WITH "for EVERYTHING!"? how DARE YOU!
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I ban David for posting 6 times in a row.
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I ban Carn for counting
I didn't even know you could do that.
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I ban David for everything.
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frikin...
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I ban David for Everything, and Eternity.
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I don't even want to.
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I ban David.
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i ban queso
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I ban David.
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I ban Koali for getting involved
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i ban shaded
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I ban David.
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i ban koali
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Ah, you desire a duel?
So be it.
*Picks up a pair of Banhammers and tosses one to David.*
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3...
2...
1..
LET THE BANS BEGIN!!!
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Well, hold on now, he hasn't caught it yet.
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*Looks at banhammer, drops it, puts up fists*
I don't need to cheaty hammer to win. HAAAAAAAAAA! *charges*
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3...
2...
1..
LET THE BANS BEGIN!!!
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Lel
This is Monster Hunter, bro.
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140601051336/monsterhunter/images/1/1b/MH4-Hammer_Render_020.png)
David is crushed under the might of my Bone Ban Bludgeon.
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I ALREADY PURCHASED 999 INSTA REVIVES.
*gets up, kicks Koali*
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FOUL!
This is a ban-off David! Kicking is reserved for tie-breaking only!
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Well, look, he's not even up to me knees! I'm not gonna bend down constantly to punch a pink cotton ball!
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Well that's what the hammer is for! Anyways, you have the strength advantage, so don't complain!
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I ban Carn and Koali. I also quad ban David.
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He doesn't have a strength advantage, he couldn't even lift this thing!
Koali sends David flying with a horizontal sweep.
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Aaaand Koali sends David out of bounds.
By the power invested in me, by me, I declare Koali the victor of this banning, and I present him with the golden ban.
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I call unfair.
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-snip-
If I cant win nobody can :)
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-snip-
If I cant win nobody can :)
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I ban David for being a sore loser.
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Really, if you didn't want me to hit you, you shouldn't have worn that Jaggi mask.
I ban David for looking like a Jaggi.
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-snip-
If I cant win nobody can :)
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I ban David for spam. Next time I just remove the post.
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I, uh... Are we still supposed to be banning each other?
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I ban Koali for being confused.
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I ban Carn for not helping.
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I ban Koali because I did help. I answered his question, are we still supposed to ban each other, by banning him.
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I ban Carn for the sake of banning him.
I was hoping for an answer from a higher power, who is also made of cheese.
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I ban for failing to properly summon Lord Queso.
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I ban Carn because Queso could be busy.
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I ban Koali because I was eating lunch in the conference room.
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I don't ban Queso because lunch is cool.
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I ban Koali because we talked about quidditch a bit at lunch.
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I still refuse to ban Queso because quidditch is cool too.
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I ban Koali for not banning twice. XD
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I ban Shadak for not posting something in the Pit that I have seen before.
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I ban Carn for not looking since I've posted on this before.
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I ban Shadak for absence from the Pit.
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I ban carn for being Carn
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I ban David for not being Dire enough.
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Oh I am very dire, dire to this planets existence.
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I ban David for not being Dire enough.
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Oh I am very dire, dire to this planets existence.
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I ban David as he is STILL not Dire enough.
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I ban Carn for using the same ban reason multiple times.
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I ban Ram for being correct
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I ban David.
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I ban Queso, because banning Muse member is a rare opportunity and I shall take it!
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I ban silent because I've frequently banned Queso.
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I ban Carn for not capitalizing Silent.
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I ban koali for not lowercasing carn.
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I ban Ram
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I ban Ram
I ban u
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SILENCE! I BAN you.
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i ban canr
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I ban David because he broke the rules and banned someone who doesn't exist. Who is canr? :P
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I ban Wizard for using the R-word in the pit
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I ban DJ for having an "R" in his name.
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I ban Wizard for also having an "R" in his name.
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I ban Carn for having an R in his name
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I ban wizard because I saw that one coming before I even posted. And I don't care.
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I BAN YOU FOR REPLYING WHILST I WAS EDITING MY POST TO MAKE IT FUNNY SO I COULD MAYBE GET SOME FRIENDS.
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SPONSORED BY YOUTUBE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMNs0qMTFQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMNs0qMTFQ) ( I KNOW YOU CLICKED IT CARN )
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I ban Wizard for shameless plugins.
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I ban karn for not subscribing to my YouTube channel
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I ban Wizard for banning someone who does not exist. karn is not real.
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I ban Karn
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I ban Queso for picking on an imaginary player.
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I ban Carn for denying his true name.
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I ban Divad for implying that karn is my name.
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I ban everyone for not using the full name and proper spelling
It's KHARN THE BETRAYER, DAMNIT
(http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/2/22/Kharn_fun_guy.gif/431px-Kharn_fun_guy.gif)
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I ban Shaded for flattering me, thinking I'm some 40k Chaos God/demon thing.
(I haven't gotten into 40k much.)
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I ban Carn for not knowing that Kharn the Betrayer is neither a demon nor god, and simply Khorne's favourite Chaos Champion
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I ban Shaded for flattering me by thinking I am a Chaos Champion. I'm neutral, THERE MUST BE A BALANCE!
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I ban Carn because there is no such thing as neutral in the 40k universe...
For IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
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I ban Shaded for using such big text.
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I ban David for not using SUCH BIG TEXT
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I ban shadedexalt for there being only moonshine in this grim dark future
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I ban Callsign Striker for thinking that there's only moonshine in this grim, dark future... Did you forget about...RETHBURN?
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I ban macmacnick for thinking the rethburn is worse then moonshine
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I ban macmacnick for thinking the rethburn is worse then moonshine
I ban callsign for blasphemy.
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I ban carn for not knowing how much pain the moonshine causes THIS IS WHY I GO TO DOCTORS
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I ban callsign for overreacting. You have lost my sympathy.
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WHY ARE WE USING SUCH BIG WORDS?
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BECAUSE SHADED WENT ON A 40K RANT.
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GOD DAMMIT SHADED
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I ban David and Carn for talking to each other instead of banning each other!
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I ban ramjamslam for reminding me of Um Jammer Lammy.
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I ban Koali for implying Um Jammer Lammy is anything but a masterpiece
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I ban DJ Logicalia for being nice towards Um Jammer Lammy
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I ban Toast for being grainy.
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I ban Koali for being racist.
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I ban David.
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I ban Queso
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I ban David for calling me racist, when we all are to some degree.
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I ban Koali for failing to recognize hamsters as the master race to which all other races, and indeed species, are morally inferior.
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I ban Hamster for failing to realize PC is acutally, in fact, the master race.
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I ban David as Bacon is Holy and shall be the Master.
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I ban Bdr so all may know him to be the Priest King of Bacon! ALL HAIL THE PRIEST KING!
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I ban Carn because how do the three seashells work?
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I ban David because you have to pay attention and hope they don't cheat.
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I ban Carn because he didn't know what I was referencing.
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I ban David for thinking everyone likes the same things
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I ban Shaded because he thinks people like Demolition Man
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I ban David because I do like Demolition Man, and because two of the shells are used as a claw to grab and pull while the third is used to scrape.
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How do you...
Uh... nevermind, here's the real answer, you nerd: https://youtu.be/TtXfz19_M4g?t=26m23s
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I ban David because one of the producers actually confirmed that the claw-and-scrape method is actually correct.
Plus it allows the shells to be reused.
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I ban Koali because that guy was lying.
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I ban David because he's lying.
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I ban Koali for the unlicensed possession of a Hwatcha-mouth.
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I ban Carn because I don't need no stinkin' license.
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I ban Koali for possession of a non-cannon weapon. Namely, the Prometheus stored in your mouth.
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I ban Carn cause I am wearing a sleeveless shirt.
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I ban Queso because I want to.
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♪We can ban Carn if we want to
We can leave his friends behind
'Cause his friends don't ban and if they don't ban well there, no friends oh mine.♪
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I ban David for plagiarism.
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I ban Queso because it was a parody
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I ban David because that doesn't excuse the fact that he used the wrong form of "there."
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I ban David because that doesn't excuse the fact that he used the wrong form of "there."
I'm on three different electronic devices at once, excuse my few grammar mistakes.
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I ban David because I don't feel like excusing his grammar mistakes.
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I ban Koali because I cry evrytiem
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I ban David because that mistake is a meme, so I can't really correct it.
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memes master race
(Besides PC of course)
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I ban David for being discriminatory towards the filthy console peasants.
They don't know any better, be kind to the unfortunate.
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*sigh*
fine
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I ban David for not capitalizing.
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I ban Koali since my last day at Muse is on Friday.
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I ban Queso because WHAT?!?!
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I ban Carn because #internLife
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I ban Queso because I thought you were a full employee. I also ban Queso because I am sad now.
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I ban Carn because I am only 20 and still in college.
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I ban Queso for being an intern...
I double ban Queso if you don't hang around here and play while you're not intern!!!
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I ban Kamoba because I second, his second ban.
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I ban Carn because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
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I ban Jawjee, not because I want to, but because the order of the thread forced my hand.
Queso, do you get to keep the MUSE tag?
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I ban everyone for not knowing that I was an intern last summer too. Yes I keep the Muse tag, and yes of course I'll still play. I'm excited for Alliance!
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I ban Queso because that's awesome.
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I ban Koali because he banned someone for being awesome.
Of course, that means you should ban me, right? :3
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I ban David for not being awesome.
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I most DEFINITELY one of the MOST AWESOME people on this forum.
I hereby BAN CARN WITH MY GODLY POWER... FOR BEING SO ARROGANT.
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I ban David because you have no power here.
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I ban David because you have no power here.
(http://i.imgur.com/H2FrspC.jpg)
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I ban David Dire for not understanding quidditch.
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I ban Queso because he thinks he can ban a wizard.
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I ban JawJee because Queso does not think he can be a Wizard..
He is a wizard!
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I ban Kamoba because I think I'm hearing BS.
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I ban Jawjee because life is BS.
There is a lack of dragons.
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I ban Shaded because there's a good enough replacement: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z
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I ban David.
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Queso's banned.
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I refuse to ban Jawjee <3
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I ban David for refusing to ban.
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I ban carn for refusing my right to withhold a ban against Jawjee.
Rude.
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I ban David Dire for being a maverick who plays by his own rules.
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I ban hamster as that technically is and is not the situation.
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I ban Dave for being contradictory
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I ban Shaded for banning my David >:c
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I ban Jawjee for acting emotional.
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I ban Carn for edging into Big Brother is Watching territory
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I ban Shaded for comparing me to those guys. I'm a bastard, BUT I'M NOT A FED.
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I ban Carn.
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I ban Koali cause it's my last day of my internship. What are they going to do, fire me?
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I ban Queso for not knowing the most important thing you get out of an internship is a good reference.
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I ban Jawjee for acting emotional.
I ban Carn for being mean against my Jawjee.
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I ban David for acting emotional.
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I ban carn for being a meanyhead ;~;
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I ban David for not getting over it.
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I ban Carn as their's nothing to get over
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I BAN DAVID FOR USING THE WRONG THERE
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I ban Koali because I was on three different devices so I couldnt focus.
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I ban David for being unable to multitask.
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I ban Koali because I got a awesome new mouse pad that looks like a schematic to a airship, as a early birthday present.
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I ban Carn for being a meaniehead.
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I ban Jawjee because Carn is just happy about receiving a cool gift.
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I ban Koali because I do what I want
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I ban Alan because that eagle pfp is awesome
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I ban Shaded because I got a T-shirt that says Airship Mechanic, for my birthday.
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I ban Carn for getting better Birthday loot than I ever have in all my 14 years on this earth (Extremely soon to be 15)
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I ban Shaded because I also got the ten year anniversary box set of Red versus Blue. Also I turned 20 dude. I've got over 5 years of birthday loot on you.
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I ban Carn because it doesn't matter, I get barely anything for my birthday.
Like 2 books and a couple T-shirts, usually.
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I ban Shaded out of pity.
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I ban ban out of ban
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I ban DJ logicalia for redundancy
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I ban Alan because this is The Pit. Redundancy is to be expected.
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I ban Carn for pitying my when he doesn't know the full extent of my birthday sorrow.
Yeah I go out for dinner but I never really have a party either
Like, I talk and laugh with the family members that show up to an event my own family goes to every year but that's pretty much it
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I ban Shaded for thinking I do parties. Not my scene, so no reason I would pity you for that.
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I ban Carn because the smell of bacon inspires me to
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I ban myself because I overcooked my bacon
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I ban Alan for overcooking his bacon.
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I ban Koali for not destroying Alan instead
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I ban Shaded because of the hailstorm I'm waiting to end.
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I ban Carn for being a pansy.
I'm Canadian.
Don't you complain to me about cold, inclement weather.
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I ban Shaded because I was just looking for a reason.
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I ban Carn for still being a pansy
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I ban Shaded for calling an Anglean a pansy.
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I ban Koali for not knowing it's justified
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I ban Shaded for crappy justification.
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I ban Carn for being a pansy
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I ban Shaded because he can flak himself.
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Thus I ban Carn for assuming that Shaded's aim with the flak is that bad.
Yes, I know what you really mean. :P
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I have used the flak about... Oh, once, but I'm far from that bad with it.
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I ban Shaded for still being somewhat bad with the flak.
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I've seen it on a ship I'm crewing like 5 times, been given it to shoot once. Cut me some slack.
I ban Koali for having insurmountable expectations.
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I ban Shaded for my school's WiFi being down all of yesterday.
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I ban Carn for blaming his network problems on Shaded.
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I ban Koali for not knowing that undeserved blame is the lifeblood of the pit and especially the banning thread.
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I ban Hamster for forgetting that all the blame is supposed to go to Shink.
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I ban Koali because I am glad he knows to blame Shink, but disappointed that he doesn't know Shink is of the Pit and inherited the blame.
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I ban Carn because school has started
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I ban Alan for accusing Carn of causing a disaster that is only the will of a force of nature.
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I ban Koali because I AM a force of nature. 8)
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I ban Carn for apparently being the force of nature that caused school to start.
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I nan Koali because I'm not that guy. His name is Leopold Von Gurt. He's a notorious jerk.
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Oh, ok.
But I ban Carn for "nanning" me, whatever that means.
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I ban Koali because it means I've hired you a Nanny so you will stay on the main gun of a Goldfish.
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I ban Carn for that incredible burn
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I ban Shaded because it stings.
SOMEONE GET ME SOME ICE
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I ban Koali because thats not ice. It's poison ivy marinated in ghost chili pepper juice.
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I ban Carn cause I have been busy with school and quidditch.
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I ban Carn cause I have been busy with school and quidditch.
I ban Queso for being the unfortunate victim of my trigger banning finger after my short-ish absence from the Pit. Also hi
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I ban Keb for being mighty
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I ban Shaded for not being Exalted.
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That's not my fault, Queso, and you know it.
I ban Queso for being blue.
(Get it)
(Profile pic + cheese name = blue cheese ahahahaha)
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I ban Shaded because I'm wearing a blue shirt.
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I ban Queso because I still can't decide how to pronounce your name..
(Seriously, is is "kway-zo (from zone)" or "kwee-zo")
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I ban Hunter. because it's a pretty common spanish word. The most common english pronunciation (since we stole the word) is KAY-so
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I ban Queso because he is so cheesy.
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I bad Kamoba for being a japanese duck reserve - and not being a member of duck! ^^
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I ban Hunter because I'm not sure I understand.
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I ban Koali for not simply googling Kamoba! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=kamoba
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I ban Hunter.
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I ban queso- from like beyond the grave or some shit.
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I ban replaceable for not being active enough :)
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I ban kamoba because okay- I'll start excercising properly once i begin a martial art again.
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I ban Replaceable for not being active when I tell him to and setting his own terms.
Life less, game more. 8) (rich coming from me lol)
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I ban Kamoba for menioning the rich
I am the 99%
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I ban logicalia because holy shit it must be hard to feed all that 99%
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I ban MightyKeb for not feeding the 99% with his MightKebab
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I ban Hunter. Dammit. Every time I type your name I can't finish the ban because the '.' ends the sentence.
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I ban Queso in mockery of the fact that he cannot ban me in return!
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I ban Hunter.
Its that simple Queso. 8)
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I ban Kamoba. Some things just aren't simple..
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I ben Keb for over complicating things! :'(
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I ban myself for "ben"ing Keb and not banning him...
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I Ben Kamoba because that sounds like Ben Kenobi and a new Star Wars movie is actually happening this year and I still can't believe it.
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I ban Queso, may the force be with you, as we all go back to the future and try to invent hover conversions for our cars..
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I ban Kamoba in the hope that this ensures that the new Star Wars isn't shit
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I ban Shaded so that he will join me in the raid if Disney makes them do a musical number.
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I ban Carn for making me remember Star Wars for the Kinect and its associated dance mode.
I preemptively ban myself for forcing this image on the rest of you:
(http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/screen_kubrick/mig/6/3/4/8/2116348-169_kinect_star_wars_demo_040512.jpg)
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I ban Hamster for being an evil creature with no shame. Shame on you, I could have been happy never knowing that existed.
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I ban Carn for shaming a creature with no shame and indulging in happiness based in ignorance.
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I b n H m t r V f r t k n h l o m l t e s.
I ban HamsterIV for taking half of my letters.
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I ban Koali
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I ban Queso, the Dev who is not a Dev.
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I ban Carn because I am gud at making spheres programmatically. Hence I am TOTALLY a dev:
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/closeEnough.PNG)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/almostASphere.PNG)
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3682778/getiteventually.PNG)
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I ban Queso for not becoming a full time member of MUSE
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I ban Shaded for my rotator cuff getting torn.
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I ban Carn for not swapping out his body parts for high grade robot prosthetics.
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I ban Hamster because it sadly wasn't bad enough for that.
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I ban Carn because he didn't ask for this.
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I ban Koali because the cantina has had no new posts recently.
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I ban carn for dragging an RP tavern for 169 pages.
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I ban Keb for abandoning the Tavern.
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I ban Carn because I felt terrible last night.
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I ban Queso, because he has obviously done something horrible and his conscience is bothering him.
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I ban Hamster cause my conscience is fine, it's my body that hurts.
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I ban Queso for trying hiding his mental pain behind physical pain, we won't judge you. (I am totally judging you right now)
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I ban HamsterIV for poor syntax
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I ban Alan for being someone I don't know
STRANGER DANGER, HELP
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I ban Shaded for being rude. Alan isn't rude. To my knowledge.
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I ban Carn because I have gotten sleep this week.
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I ban Queso for not taking responsibility for his actions
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I ban Logic for not taking responsibility for Queso's actions.
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I ban Carn cause it's fun.
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I ban Queso for having gone mad with power
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I ban DJ Logicalia because the only power I have right now is over my quidditch team :P
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I ban Queso for having more than one hobby that involves pretending to fly.
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I ban Hamster, because HARRY POTTER IS REAL GOD DAMMIT </3
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I ban Hunter over a distant misunderstanding
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I also ban Hunter because it is not real. But quidditch is still fun.
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I ban Queso for letting Riggatto off unbanned
Some lord of the pit you are
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I ban Queso for letting Riggatto off unbanned
Some lord of the pit you are
I bad Logic for dishonoring Hades Queso, Lord of the Underworld Pit. One of the major Greek Muse Gods Overlords.
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I ban Hunter. for ninja'ing me
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I ban Shaded as this thread surpass the Burning Skies in views
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I ban Hunter. cause I was an intern. That puts me pretty far from major Muse Overlord. That puts me in like Demigod territory just above the moderators who are like high priests or something.
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I ban Queso because I wanna know where CAs are. Local temple priests?
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What are CA/Mods?
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I ban myself for not banning Carn, and double posting
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I ban Shaded because I'm working on a rifle version of the Prometheus.
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I ban Koali for being batshit insane.
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I ban Shaded for calling me that.
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I ban Koali for not denying that he is
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I BAN SHADED FOR BEING AN INSENSITIVE !@#$%
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I ban Koali for not making a Prometheus Rifle sooner.
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I ban Carn for not sending me a small barrel in the mail so that I can use it in the construction of the actual prop.
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I ban Koali and nobody can tell me otherwise.
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I ban Queso for not helping in my quest for a barrel.
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I ban Koali for still being insane.
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I ban Shaded for not being insane.
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I ban Carn for not knowing I haven't been able to mine in months.
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I ban Shaded as that is no excuse. Do to WiFi I haven't been able to play in months. :'(
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I ban Shaded for having nachos for too damn long.
That is all.
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I ban Keb for not having more to say.
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I ban Shaded as that is no excuse. Do to WiFi I haven't been able to play in months. :'(
I ban Hunter. for not letting me respond to Carn
That's what I meant.
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I ban Shaded for my absence in the pit.
but we all know its likely Shinks fault
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I ban Kamoba for not banning Shaded for still having nachos
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I ban logic for my bard side starting to show in my parody song lyrics...
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I ban Kamoba for not embracing the music like a past lover, or a an old friend.
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I ban Shaded for no longer having nachos.
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RIP NACHOS
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I ban Logic to honor the fallen nachos.
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I ban Carn, because the Nachos are gone, but the queso is still here.
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I threaten Queso with a ban at gunpoint - in hopes that he may bring back nachos to life to whomever.
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I ban MightyKeb because my gun seems to have "mysteriously" disappeared.
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I ban Keb for only threatening Queso. 8)
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I can The Mann because HOW COULD YOU STEAL THEM?
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I ban Queso for me taking five minutes to get that "I can the Mann" was a typo and not a shitty rhyme
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I ban Rigatto for being in the way of me banning Queso for letting the Mann steal my nachos
It's nacho cheese, dude! It's mine!
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I ban Shaded for a severe decrease in people posting in the Cantina.
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I ban Carn because that's not my fault.
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I ban Shaded for not posting more in the Cantina.
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I ban Carn because I don't have much to post, but will do so after I get home from a function I am going to.
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I ban Shaded because I really want story progression, and that takes all of us.
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I ban Carn because a main engineer can't do a lot for story unless I go totally off course with the direction we're going.
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I Ban Shaded for thinking engineers are boring :'(
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I ban The Mann for insinuation that I think main engineers are boring.
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I ban Shaded for using complex words.
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I ban Mann for being british yet not being able to deal with complex words
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I ban MightyKeb for inadvertently assuming that I , myself do not grasp knowledge of complex literature. Preposterous.
(http://www.secondworldwarhistory.com/imgs/flags/britain.jpg)
I mock thee :P
*Smacks with white glove*
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I ban the Mann
with my left hand
because I know I can
and the Mann's a fan
of a creepy band
and he cooks so bland
it tastes like sand
so with my left hand
I ban the Mann
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I ban Alan for horrible rapping.
And also insulting a Bard's cooking.
'Tis simply not done.
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I ban Shaded because the RIT Dark Marks quidditch team qualified for nationals last weekends and I haven't posted about it yet.
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I ban Queso because they don't play that sport here :'(
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I ban Queso because they don't play that sport here :'(
I ban Mann because of course they do. There's just no muggle league.
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I ban carn because I am ashamed I am a muggle :'( :'( :'(
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I ban the mann because I'm in slytherin
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I ban Anakin for being a Slytherin.
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I ban Koali on behalf of the Order of the Serpent who in no way control the global banking system or have chameleon agents that have replaces strategic members of every major government on earth. It is silly to think that a race of Lizard people who dwell in the earth's core would want to involve themselves so much in the going ons of the over world. I don't know where you get this information (tell me).
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I ban Hamster for implying that our underground lizard people are trying to take over the overworld.
Our existence is not of their concern.
*Erases Koali's memory* :P
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I ban the Mann for also being a muggle :'(
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... What?
What's going on?
I ban Shaded, I guess.
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I ban Koali for being amnesiatic
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I ban shaded for being insensitive
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I ban Logic for being too sensitive.
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I ban Carn for posting at 03:15:12.
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I ban Gene sis for not posting at 03:15:12
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I ban marauder for not posting at 03:15:12 about posting at 03:15:12 about carn not posting at 03:15:12 while he doesnt post at 03:15:12
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Wait The Mann where do you live? There are quidditch teams and leagues all over the damn place. The current semi-comprehensive listing can be found here: https://mapalist.com/Public/pm.aspx?mapid=523662
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I ban Queso for not banning anyone.
*Also, based on your link, the nearest one is like 3 hours away by public transport* :(
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I ban the mann for fucking up the count
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I ban anakin for my eyes reading something along the lines of "maNN the fuck up" for the first few milliseconds of looking at the post above me.
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I ban Keb for not playing the TF2 Mann Up mode
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I ban Keb for not playing the TF2 Mann Up mode
I ban Shaded for telling Keb need to Mann Up.
Tis simply not done.
You could help me kill some machines :P
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What would be a better idea is if we started calling this this the "Bann the User Above Thee/You" thread
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I ban keb for not Bann-ning me! :P
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I ban The Mann for turning the next thread page to the dark side
Not really acquainted with this forum, so partying hard on the pit is the optimal solution 8)
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I ban Erom Gary for not playing quidditch.
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I Ban muse god Queso for going bananas about Harry Potter movies.
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I ban Erom Gary for NOT going bananas about Harry Potter movies.
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I ban anas.
That is all
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I ban Logicalia for crimes against fruit.
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I ban Hamster for assuming Logic meant fruit!
For all you know... could have misspelt ass...
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I ban The Mann for hiding something that is mysterious and unknown for philosophers
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I welcome Erom Gary to the forums, then I Ban him for not knowing that you can hit the quote button to see what the plain text and formatting tabs an undecipherable message contains.
Judging from your levels you have been with the game for a while, but it is nice to see a new name become active on the forums.
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I ban hamster for telling the novice of our secrets :P
we now need to get smaller text
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I ban the mann for making me zoom in super far on my phone
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I ban someone because I know plenty of quidditch players that don't care for Harry Potter.
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I ban Queso for pimping Quidditch so hard I expect to see the sport in a miniskirt and fishnet stockings.
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I ban Hamster for ... wait... playing quiddich in miniskirts and fishnet stocking...
Why am I trying to think of what that would involve...
oh god what have I done...
I ban Hamster for the nightmares...
I may need therapy.
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I ban The Mann for having become corrupted
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I ban Re for not e-mailing feedback@musegames.com to restore The Mann
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איך בין ניט פאַרדאָרבן . איך בין שיין :-*
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איך בין ניט פאַרדאָרבן . איך בין שיין :-*
איר 'רע בראָקען ין :'(
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I ban Erom Gary for not banning me for not banning anyone despite the purpose of this thread to ban people above you.
Scrub 8)
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I ban myself for this threads silence! :'(
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I ban Mann for banning himself!
you psychopath! >:(
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I ban Mann for calling me a Psychopath! :'(
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I ban Mann for openly showing multiple personality disorder
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I ban Carn for making me feel lonely! :'(
Welcome back! :D
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I ban Mann because Uncharted Skies has ground to a halt and I don't know how to fix it.
Also thank you.
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I ban Carn. I want Nachos.
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I ban queso! They're mine! 8)
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I ban Mann. They're already in my digestive system.
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My god!
Carn stole my Nachos!
I ban carn for stealing my nachos!
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I ban Mann as they were Shaded's nachos first and he gave me them.
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I ban Carn for establishing a secret criminal cooperation with The Mann by stealing nachos for dinner
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Banned because I had a full on argument trying to say it wasn't December yet only to not understand that it is, in fact, December. I'm so ashamed.
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I ban the person below my post for contradicting me breaking the laws of physics in this thread. Genesis already claims to be banned, so no point of banning above. :P
So.....
(http://core0.staticworld.net/images/idge/imported/article/ctw/2012/11/28/argument-invalid-100382501-orig.jpg)
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I ban Gary for proactively banning me.
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I ban Koali for being banned before banning
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I ban Re because... Because... Well, I actually don't know.
Bottom line is, I ban Re.
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I ban Koali for not helping me help Carn eat some of my nachos before the Mann stole them
I also ban the Mann
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I mann the ban
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I ban keb for not assisting me in stealing the Nachos.
Now we will never know the power of the cheese.
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I ban the Mann for the power of the cheese is not for those faint of digestive abilities.
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I ban Carn because The power of cheese compels me! The power of cheese compels me! The power of cheese compels me!
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I ban Hamster because I'm pretty sure hamsters are lactose intolerant.
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I ban Carn because I thought cheese had significantly less lactose than liquid milk due to fermentation.
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I ban Koali because I am the cheese!
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I ban Queso because their is not a "Praise the User Above You" thread :'( :'( :'(
I will never get the chance to worship you...
or will I...
*Steals Queso and hides him somewhere*
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I ban Mann because it seems he requires another intervention.
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I ban carn for assuming I am insane.
*Locks door on suspicious Crate*
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I ban Mann because I never called you insane. You need another intervention because your kidnapping was sloppily done.
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I ban Carn for saying The Mann needs an intervention
He simply needs classes, that's all
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I ban ShadedExalt. I need a drink.
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I ban Erom for not getting it at one of the various fine tavern establishments present on this forum.
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I ban Shaded because Uncharted Skies isn't a bar thread. The others all went under.
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Someone let me out of this box.
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I ban Queso for not oozing out in his natural cheesy state.
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I ban carn for telling Queso to leave my box!
The cheese is mine!
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I ban The Mann for not sharing
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I ban Exalt for being a communist. Every mann for himself :P
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I ban Erom for being a fool and calling shaded a communist.
'Tis simply not done.
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I bann the Mann.
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I ban Koali for banning the Mann after he defended my Democratic honour
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I, hear do, ban
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Banning Queso because CLIFFHANGER?
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I ban Gene sis for questioning an early 90's Sylvester Stallone movie. Such things are best enjoyed with your brain in neutral.
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I ban someone. The post above me is outdated
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I ban Erom Gary for the inactivity of the fun parts of the forum.
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I ban Carn for me misreading his name as can, even though I've known it for more than a year
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someone
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Ban Queso.
Oh wait....
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I ban Queso over Erom Gary's head, because I was instructed to do so.
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I ban Koali for not knowing that I'm not intelligent. I'm not human and I don't have a head 8) Seconds later in a different reality, this icon to the left got beheaded
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for breaking the rules of
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someone
Ban Queso
for breaking the rules of
this sacred thread. But who knows, atleast his "cheesy" Mindgames did prove potential 8)
Nailed it!
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the other
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I ban Queso because I YET LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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Damm you Queso! Spending all my time to solve this mystery :'( :'(. I spare Shaded
someone
Ban Queso
for breaking the rules of
the other
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thread that
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Shit I know this... Do I know it? I think I do... Maybe I don't? I probably do...
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Cliffhanger theory intensifies*
someone
Ban Queso
for breaking the rules of
the other
thread that
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I regularly
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Really, gone for a few months and this thread is combined with what is essentially a mock three word story?
I ban all who took place in that.
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I ban Bdr for being absent from the forums for too long.
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I ban Carn for not letting BdrLine do what he wants to do. btw... where did the 3 word story go?
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I ban ramjam because it sunk into the depths of the pit.
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post to
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I ban Queso for misspelling 'I ban Carn' with 'post to'. Wasn't even close.
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I ban ramjam for Bdr's triple layer necromancy spell.
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in the
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I ban Queso for going in the ___ too much
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pit.
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I ban Queso for not finishing it. Here, I'll do it for you:
The End
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I ban Gary because no.
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I ban Koali because there is no evidence Erom Gary had anything to do with the Nobelium incident.
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I ban HamsterIV.
Why?
Beryllium Carbon Gold Selenium
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Thorium Astatine
Iodine Sulfur
Tungsten Hydrogen Yttrium.
Pardon my French.
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I ban Koali Since I don't listen to heavy metal
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I ban Erom Gary for only listening to light metal.
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I ban ramjamslam for no apparent reason.
Also, did anyone check what the elements spelled out?
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I ban Koali for asking if anyone checked what the elements spelled out when of course I did.
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I ban Ightrril as I can't be bothered to check.
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I ban myself instead of Bdr because I f***ed up in the Uncharted Skies thread.
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I ban Koali for crimes against chemistry.
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I ban Hamster and his I, II, and III predecessors for not appreciating excellent chemical humour.
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I ban Shaded for not having enough predecessors to begin with.
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I ban Bdr because I'm bored.
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I ban Cran for answering Bdr after a few days
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(Can someone ban themselves if they later finds stupid errors made by himself ?)
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Probably.
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I ban Queso for answering effectively answering with just one word
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I ban myself for getting confused in the ban above and writing twice "answering"
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I ban Crow for banning himself!
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I also ban myself for not banning anyone.
Its been far too long. 8)
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I ban THE MANN for admitting that he has not banned anyone for a long time
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I ban Crow for using unnecessary caps to ban The Mann.
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i ban mann for using caps in his sentences to ban people.
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I ban BrdLineAzn for not capitalizing proper nouns.
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I ban Mr. Stewart for being too much grammatically correct when banning BrdLineAzn
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I ban Crow because I missed breakfast.
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I ban Carn because he made me remember that today I hadn't breakfast either
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I ban Crow as a missed breakfast buddy.
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I ban Carn and Crow as, since you both missed breakfast, you both missed out on Bacon.
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I ban Azn because he made me remember this defiance of mine against the Most Holy Bacon
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I ban Azn because he made me remember this defiance of mine against the Most Holy Bacon
I ban Crow as he dares defy the priest king of bacon.
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I ban Bdr the High Priest for not giving me Bacon.
I also ban myself for not cooking Bacon today.
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I ban myself for not cooking Bacon today.
I ban Piemanlives for admitting his sacrilege against the Holiest Bacon.
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I ban Crow for not giving Piemanlives a chance to repent.
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I ban Koali cause I am tired.
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I ban Queso so that he goes to bed
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I ban @Hunter. for making me use this shitty forum
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I ban teshro for trying to @tag me on this forum
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I ban hunter because they banned a guy from Muse
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I ban Crow because Queso is used to it.
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I ban Carn for being able to always find a legitimate motivation to ban me
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I ban Crow due to my awesomeness.
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I ban Carn because why not!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Why, then you should be banned for the same reason
In fact you are
"I ban you because why not!"
But with this reasoning every single being present in this thread should be rebanned!
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I ban Crow in because I like it.
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I ban Carn because we have been banning each other for a while now
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I ban Crow because your right.
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I ban again Carn so that Thai statement becomes even truer
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I ban Crow to break the cycle and because he thinks my GOIO ghost crew lore is depressing.
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I ban Crow to break the cycle and because he thinks my GOIO ghost crew lore is depressing.
I ban the 4th Hamster for banning me for a post of mine on another board!
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I ban Crow for quoting in the ban thread.
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I ban Carn for not banning me from banning him
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I ban Luharis for thinking I won't ban him.
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I ban Carn for proving me wrong
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I ban Luharis because of our really quick bannings.
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I ban Carn, i cant think of a good reason, cause im in class :P
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I ban Luharis because he banned Carn that banned Luharis that banned Carn that banned Luharis because Luharis wanted to be banned by Carm
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...
Crow i ban thee
By the power of GABEN!!!
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I ban Luharis, because during the most recent Steam Sale, his allegiance has been sold to that fatass that is gaben
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I ban crow for daring to insult the great lord Gaben!!!
(I actually haven't really bought anything this last sale)
My allegiance has always been to my Senpai,
One day ill be noticed, one day...
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I ban Luharis as we don't need another senpai loving person in the pit again.
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[Inner Yandere Awakens]
I ban BdrLineAzn because they hurt my feelings!
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I ban Luharis for his own good.
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[Inner Yandere Intensifies]
I ban Carn because they're not the boss of me,
I will get Senpai to notice me!!!
[Starts sharping knife]
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I ban Luharis for his own good.
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[Inner Yandere Intensifies Even More]
I ban Carn because they're still not the boss of me,
Senpai will notice me!!!
[Yandere Laughs]
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I ban Luharis for not knowing how to properly laugh
*starts laughing like he is suffocating*
*suddenly boasts in a maniacal sounding laughter*
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I ban crow for laughing like an idiot.
[Yandere Laugh intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGVmX2Te3D0
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I ban Luharis for laughing like a little weeboo schoolgirl
And for liking Yandere Dev's voice
I perfectly know that you like it
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I ban crow for not understanding that there are male yanderes out there
[Maniacally Laughs and approaches]
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I ban Luharis for his own good.
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I ban Luharis for approaching
But you still are a little weeboo schoolgirl
Now, if you excuse me
*Crow starts to glitch trough the floor and leaves a battalion of police officers and a chicken on his place*
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DANGIT CARN! Now I ban you for posting a ban few seconds before me!
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I ban crow for breaking the rules, you must ban the person directly above you, which was yourself...
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I ban you for accusing me of making Carn interrupt my ban towards you...
Nah, I don't really care to explain.
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...
I Ban you!
Not that i care about what you post or anything!
BAKA!!!
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I ban you for your annoying behavior
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I ban Crow because I can't think of a legitimate reason.
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I ban Koali out of pure courtesy
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I ban Crow of Canhurst for the lack of creativity and flare showin in all those attempting to ban the people above them.
Absolutely preposterous I say.
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I ban Mann for ostentatious behavior.
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I ban Carn
...
Not that i mind or anything!
Baka!
I just think you look foolish on your own!
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(http://livetyping.com/1655687.gif)
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(http://livetyping.com/1655687.gif)
I came here to ban Koali for doing an over the top (but rather cool) ban.
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I ban Kamoka for thinking about banning Koali
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I ban Crow because Koali did a cool ban.
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[Kuudere to English Translation: I ban you Carn.]
...
[Kuudere to English Translation: That is all]
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I ban Luharis for using a language unknown to me.
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I ban Crow because, CAH!
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...
[Kuudere to English Translation: I ban you again Carn.]
...
[Kuudere to English Translation: Leave]
...
[Kuudere to English Translation: If you are unaware, a kuudere is a personality type]
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I ban Luharis for switching deres.
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Does it really matter!
We can all be friends yeah and end the banning!
To keep in the spirit of things, I ban Carn
[deredere to english: I ban your sorry ass, but I'm to nice to say it rudely]
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I ban Luharis for usage of this translation malarkey.
Stick to the program.
Ban me. 8)
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I ban Mann right in the can.
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(http://livetyping.com/1656219.gif)
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(http://livetyping.com/1656242.gif)
(http://livetyping.com)
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Luharis banned because I had too make post so.i am sorry to do this Luharis, but you have to been banned
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I ban Binary for showing mercy!
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I ban The Mann because I am like 5 pages behind on this thread.
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I ban Queso for falling behind
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I ban Luharis for being ahead!
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...
[Kuudere to English Translation: I ban you the Mann.]
...
[Kuudere to English Translation: Stop]
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I am not entertained by your strange translations...
I ban thee! 8)
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You're lack of tolerance to my antics is disgusting.
Banned be thee!!!
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(http://livetyping.com/1656718.gif)
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I ban Koali because I was extremely bored and translated it.
I ban Luharis for using kuudere in so many bans
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I ban Luharis for writing something that is not translatable while I'm drunk
Hungarians know well where and how to drink
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You crypters need to get on my level.
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--/..-/-.-./....
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Inner Tsundere Flames Burn
BAKA!!!
I ban you crow, ya idiot!!!
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*calm voice*
I ban Luharis for having a tsundere snap
*drinks tea*
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I ban crow for not banning Luharis for calling crow and idiot!
Be considerate when banning people for not reason... :P
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Inner Yangire Flames Burn out of Control!!!
[Sharpens axe]
I... ban the Mann
[On verge of mental Snap]
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I ban Luharis for making me call the firemen to extinguish the inner flames that went out of control
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[Mentally Snaps]
I ban crow for making me mentally snap
[Approaching slowly with an axe]
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I ban Luharis for trying to wield a peasant's weapon
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[Madly Laughs]
I ban HamsterIV for trying to stop me
[Yangire Intensifies, starts to walk faster]
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*grabs a zweihander*
I ban Luharis for making me say this
"BRING IT ON!"
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*picks up a pair of maces*
I ban Crow because I'm on his side.
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I ban Carn because he isn't cosplayimg as himself by using axes instead of maces.
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[Draws Near]
I ban Crow from life!!!
[Swings Axe]
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*chops axe mid-swing*
I ban Luharis for being such an awful axeman
*does an overhead swing towards Luharis*
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[Steps in and grabs Sword by the hilt]
I ban Crow for thinking s yangire is so easily defeated
[starts to wrestle the sword from crow]
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*knocks Luharis on the head*
I ban Luharis for taking the axe option before me.
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Ow!!!!!
[Rubs head]
That huuuuurt...
[tears up]
Why ya gottta be so mean?!
[Inner Yangire reaches point of no return]
DIE!
[Leaps at Carn's throat]
Stay banned fool!
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This thread has gone downhill.
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This thread has gone downhill.
I Bann the Mann for dare he suggests, this thread has gone down the hill!
It has clearly gone down the gutter and been flushed away.
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I ban Kamoba for saying that this thread has gone deeper in a place different from THE Pit.
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I ban Kamoba for saying that this thread has gone deeper in a place different from THE Pit.
I ban Crow for not realising, The Pit is love, The Pit is Life!
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I ban Kamoba for misunderstanding my previous message
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I ban Crow of Cainhurst for not making his previous message clear enough.
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I ban Hamster IV for being the fourth of his name and not making anyone know the story of the 3 previous Hamsters.
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Crow, i again ban thee from life,
say your prayers!!!
[Leaps at crow with back-up Yangire knife]
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I ban Luharis as I thought we banned any type of Senpai lovers from the Pit.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for not knowing the difference between a yandere and yangire
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I ban Luharis for disobeying the *new* senpai ban :-X
I ban thee.
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I ban Mann to reinforce his ban.
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I band Carn for failing to realize that a Yangire doesn't have a Senpai.
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I ban Luharis to utterly support the Mann's and Carn's motion.
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I raise a flintlock hammer and ban Crow with a fiery blast.
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I ban Koali for referencing a Bloodborne weapon and not saying that I should have used "further" instead of "utterly" in my previous ban
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...
[i got bored of being a Yangire, so I'm a kuudere now.]
...
[Be banned Crow, that is all.]
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I ban Luharis for trope switching.
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WHAT!!!!
[Slaps Carn]
BAKA!!!
I ban Carn.
Don'f get the wrong idea, it's not like i care or anything...
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You know, it's rather annoying, not to mention rude, to do things like that.
I ban Luharis.
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I ban Carn because I agree with him. :-\
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...
[I ban the Mann because now i feel really bad, and am sorry]
...
[Breaks into tears]
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I ban Luharis for starting to cry in front of an Anglean Marauder, they hate seeing this kind of signs of weakness
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I ban Crow because it is acceptable if you are not a Anglean.
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I leap over Carn's head and ban Crow for thinking I was using a Bloodborne weapon when it was in fact the Peco Flint from Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
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I ban Koali for going over my head.
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I ban Carn for making so that I couldn't ban Koali for mentioning a MH weapon different from the greatsword.
(Greatsword is love, and with its block capabilities it is also life)
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I ban Crow for not mentioning the GS's raw damage and charge ability.
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I ban Koali for making me remember my hunts full of charged attacks to the head and the tail of various monsters... goddamnit Tigrex, why you charge so much.
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I ban Hamster IV for being the fourth of his name and not making anyone know the story of the 3 previous Hamsters.
I ban Crow of Cainhurst for not combing the forums for what I assume is common knowledge (ie the fate of the three previous hamsters.
HamsterI died choking a boa constrictor to death, from the inside.
HamsterII was participating in a goldfish burial at sea when he fell into the vortex and was sucked to his doom.
HamsterIII was carried off by an owl, his remnants were found next to the dead bodies of three owl chicks.
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I ban HamsterIV for having ancestors with such hilarious deaths
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I ban Crow for mocking the fallen hamsters.
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I ban Carn for not having himself ancestors with hilarious deaths.
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.
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I ban Queso for
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I ban
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...
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˙uɐq sıɥ ʇnoqɐ pǝddıן-ʇɥƃıʇ os ƃuıǝq ɹoɟ sıɹɐɥnן uɐq ı
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I ban Letheliah for not seeing the wealth of words within my kuudere style speaking.
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I ban Luharis for typing "S" in Morse code 3 posts ago.
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I ban HamsterIV for talking about morse code and note quoting my ban made entirely out of morse code of 2 pages ago
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I ban crow for banning Hamster,
Not that "I" care or anything!!!
b-BAKA!!!
It't not like i wanted to ban you, it's just that...
um...
baka?
I dont know anymore, all of these rapid dere switches are giving me a headache...
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I ban all of you
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I ban Logicalia for having his profile pic glitches all over my screen
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I ban Crow for not using Vsync
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I ban Erom for implying that I'm using a computer
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Hold up a sec...
How did you write this post with a computer without a screen?
I ban Crow. 2spooky4me
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I ban Erom Gary because the skeletons chasing me told me too! Q_Q
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I ban Letheliah for hyper-spooking me with their red text.
3spoopy5me
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/
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I Ban the Mann for making a hyper spooky scary ghost message
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I ban Crow because there's something called "zoom" to see The Mann's secret message.
/
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-.- I ban Mr.Erom for thinking that I didn't already knew the secret message
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I ban Pigeon for assuming that he and Mr.Erom understand my secret message when in fact, you cannot see the full message. Do you think that / is a symbol? you need to look deeper. :-X
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I ban The Womann for making intensify my desire to know more about his secret message.
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I ban Crow for not seeing the 4th dimension of The Mann's secret message. Use ur mana. And Think.
Deeply...
http://www.hearthhead.com/card=818/far-sight
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I ban Erom for making me see so far, but so far, that I saw noobs getting pub-stomped in another entirely different dimension.
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I ban crow for accessing the "whiny "vets" win farming dimension". I thought that was banned a millennial ago...
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I ban the Mann for not stomping enough noobs.
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I ban myself for posting tiny messages
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I ban Queso for banning himself.
And making me use oversized letters to balance his undersized ones.
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...
[kuudere to English: I finally managed to re-center and re-balance all of my inner Deres, though this wont last for long]
...
[kuudere to English: its been a while since i banned someone though]
...!
[kuudere to English: I ban you crow whilst i still maintain my cool and composed composure]
...
[kuudere to English: I hope to god that my inner Yandere never awakens again] {shudder}
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I ban Luharis as I need someone to ban since the last time.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for stealing my official role as Luharis-banner.
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I ban Crow for as anything can happen in the Pit.
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I ban Azn for breaking the 1st and the second rule of the Pit: You never talk about the Pit.
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I ban Crow for making rules in the pit despite being one of the newest members.
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I ban Crow, Mann, and Bdr, for even thinking that there are rules in the Pit. Shame on you all.
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I ban Carn as there is more to the Pit then meets the eye.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for turning the pit into a transformer.
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I ban Hamster for not telling us what side the Transformer is on.
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I ban the Mann for apparently not getting previously my "Fight Club" reference.
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...
[Kuudere to English: I Ban Crow for breaking the first rule of fight club]
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I ban Luha for giving me again the chance of banning him.
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
Meaning? Mr.Moderator is shutting down this thread?
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I agree with banning Crow. 2 mods on it, go ahead whenever you want, ramjamslam :D
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
Meaning? Mr.Moderator is shutting down this thread?
you forgot to ban me :P
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
Meaning? Mr.Moderator is shutting down this thread?
you forgot to ban me :P
I ban you for not banning me and for telling me that I forgot to ban you when in fact Crow forgot to ban you and it wasn't up for me to ban you but now it is so consider yourself banned.
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
Meaning? Mr.Moderator is shutting down this thread?
you forgot to ban me :P
I ban you for not banning me and for telling me that I forgot to ban you when in fact Crow forgot to ban you and it wasn't up for me to ban you but now it is so consider yourself banned.
I ban all in this quote train for starting another rail.
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I ban Crow. No further discussion will be held on the matter.
Meaning? Mr.Moderator is shutting down this thread?
you forgot to ban me :P
I ban you for not banning me and for telling me that I forgot to ban you when in fact Crow forgot to ban you and it wasn't up for me to ban you but now it is so consider yourself banned.
I ban all in this quote train for starting another rail.
I ban BdrLine as he clearly ignored me when I said "No further discussion will be held on the matter".
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I ban Ramjamslam for being a hypocrite
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I ban Crow because a crow isn't as awesome as a raven.
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I ban Carn for not knowing about my identity crisis about whether shiuld I name myself the "Wandering Raven" or the "Crow of Cainhurst".
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I ban Crow for as he did not think to call himself Blue Footed Booby.
(http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/birds/two-blue-footed-boobies.jpg)
Interesting name....
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I refuse to ban the Mann
[Luharis Fades from exsistence]
{I ban, therefore I am}
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I ban myself for finding a new meaning in life... ???
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I ban both Luha and the Mann to making me remember again the asshole that right now I'm studying in philosophy (Descartes).
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I ban Blue Footed Booby for studying philosophy.
Everyone knows Jaden Smith has that covered.
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I ban the Mann for identifying me as a Blue Footed Booby, while I identify myself as a
Messerschmitt Me 262 A-1!
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I ban crow for not realising that he is infact a Cyan Footed Boobie.
Blue Footed Boobies are less colourful birds...
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I ban the Mann for not knowing that I'm discromatopsic !
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I ban crow for making me copy and paste that complex word into google only to realise that google thinks I mean discromatopsia but also thinks I am an italian...
All search results for discromatopsia are in italian....
Upon further research. Crow means dyschromatopsia
I ban Crow for making me find Knowledge.
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I ban Mann for he smart, knowledge bad.
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I ban Azn for encouraging the Mann to not increase his knowledge.
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I ban crow for having an odd number of salutes.
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I ban the Mann for having his salutes made of the same number repeated twice
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I ban Crow as no he doesn't.
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I ban Azn for Saluting the Mann only for the purpose of finding a motivation to ban me!
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I ban Crow because two people have saluted me! :'(
I want my 88 back :-\
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I ban the Mann for craving his old 88 instead of aiming at a wonderful 99
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I ban Crow because it feels gooooooooooooood.
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I ban Carn for the fact that lately he has been too absent from this idiotic chain fest.
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I ban Crow for calling the pit an idiot chain fest. >:(
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I ban the Mann for not understanding that I didn't put by error the word "ban" in "chain fest".
Which would have been then "idiotic chain-ban fest".
It is to be noted that however I would call anything in the Pit idiotic, first and foremost would be every my post and word here.
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I ban Crow because I've been trying to get over a bad case of ban-block.
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Ban ban ban banban ban banbanban.
I banned you in bannese.
It is currently an I translatable language.
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-_- I ban myself for not noticing before that "untranslatable" was mis-written into
"I translatable".
Damn me
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...!
[kuudere to English: I ban Blue-Footed Booby for not knowing you can edit after posting]
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I ban Sirahul for not thinking about the possibility that the edit possibilty timed out on that comment
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i ban Crow and Luharis for making assumptions instead of facts.
everything breaks on the forums for a reason... It's mainly Shinkurex's fault.
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I ban the man for not having a drawn meme
"It's all Shink's fault!"
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I ban the Crow because I'm currently being held hostage by evil penguins while they start setting fire to the library I am residing in and they say if I did, I can get out before they light the match, but they also said they will light the match shortly after I post this thread...they didn't say anything about length and I am currently making it lengthy right now so I can prepare myself for the sprint and parkour needed to escape this building while it goes ablaze...
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I ban Letus for ending up captured and held as hostage by penguins.
I mean, I can understand if you were captured by a super-evil parrots, but to be held hostage by mere evil penguins is just a let down,
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I ban Crow for talking about my pet parrots.
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Banning Carn because the mice in my soup are telling me to.
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I ban Letus for not feeding my cat those juicy mice you have in the soup.
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I ban crow for not feeding his cat to my Eagle.
Then again, Crows are just as good.
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I ban the Mann for having a pet eagle in the first place! The's not legal mann!
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I ban crow, because this arc in the thread made me curious about the library Letus was in.
Unfortunately, right as I entered, the building was set ablaze, and me being the heroic idiot i am
charged in to Save Letus, only to realize he left like a sane person long before i got there.
I'm trapped in the boiler room at the moment.
On a side note, can if i throw enough fuel on the fire, will it burn itself out faster thus saving me?
if no, i regret not bringing chem spray to a firefight
Also, as the library is currently in flames, i could not learn anything about it, do tell, what's special about this library.
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I ban luharis because that's what goes on here, also pretty sure the special thing abut that library was every book you read became your real life memories, eventually I figured out they all had the same boring ending so I torched the place, sorry
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I ban Alan
BECAUSE I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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I ban Crow because I brought five swabbies who brought fire extinguishers, and I have chemspray. I'm also a fan of libraries. Your in luck Luharis.
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I ban Carn for bringing mere swabbies in the library instead of a team of librarian-firefighters
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I ban crow for not thinking of firefighting cats!
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I ban the Mann for cruely making fire-hating animals become firefighters!
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I ban Crow because Carn saved me and the library and i love to read and that fire-fighting cats would be cool.
[Carn is new Senpai confirmed maybe?]
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I ban Luharis because I have to be the firefighter guy. I'm the only one with a axe!
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I ban Carn for making me remember
"You have my sword."
"And my bow."
"AND MY AXE!"
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I hate when I miss multiple pages of this thread, but I am always too lazy to read all of them.
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QUESO IS BANNED FOR NOT BANNING
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I ban Luharis for yelling at Queso in big red text.
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im really sorry for yelling
you're banned by the way sorry
:'(
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I ban Luharis for not speaking up.
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I ban Shaded for posting in so many threads of the Pit.
The Cainhurst hegemony has been challenged!
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I ban Crow for believing that either of us are Pitlords.
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I ban ShadedExalt!!!
Not that i care what goes on in the pit or anything
I just think you're all just.. uh...
foolish?
Yeah!
Dont get the wrong idea!!!
BAKA!!!
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*BLAM*
PURGE THE HERETIC. BURN THE XENO. KILL THE MUTANT. LUHARIS HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, AND BANISHED TO THE WARP.
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I ban ShadedExalt for yelling and making me cry
[Runs away in tears]
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I BAN LUHARIS FOR NOT BEING DEAD, AND MY SECONDHAND BOLT PISTOL FOR BEING A WORTHLESS P.O.S. THAT I REGRET BUYING
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[Crying Even More Now]
I ban Shaded for trying to kill me and still being mean
[Tries to fly away in a 3 a moonshine squid]
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I ban both Shaded for being a failure as a commissar of the Imperium, and Luharis for being deathless
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF A COMMISSAR WITH A BOLT PISTOL CAN'T DEAL WITH A FUCKING DAEMON.
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I calmly ban Shaded for not taking inspiration by the shenanigans of the commissar Chiapas Cain
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I also ban Shaded for having nachos stolen twice.
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I *BLAM* CROW FOR MISTAKING ME FOR CIAPHAS, I'M YARRICK.
I ALSO *BLAM* QUESO, AS I AM GOING TO MOUNT A RECLAMATION CAMPAIGN
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I CONDEMN YOU AS A HERETIC FOR BLAMMING ME, AS YOU JUST ATTACKED A MEMEBR OF THE EMPEROR'S HOLY INQUISTION
I DECLARE EXTERMINATUS
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I ban crow for the sudden usage of unessesary font sizes and colors.
I thought we were adults...
I also ban Crow because someone on the forums is going to break my 99 streak of salutes :'(
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I ban the Mann for giving me the idea of saluting him, making him reach 100 salutes.
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I ban crow because someone ruined my 99 salutes! :'(
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I ban the Mann for not realising....
IT WAS I WHO RUINED YOUR 99!
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I once again ban Crow for the assumption that I did not know that you knew that I did not know that you saluted me knowing that I only needed 1 more salute to break the three digit salutes!
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I ban Mann for no reason other than personal amusement.
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I ban Carn
No other reason is given. Carn is a reason for himself to be banned.
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I ban crow for not banning carn for stealing my nachos which I stole from Shaded!
I now have a Scone. 8)
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I ban Mann because I ate the scone and swapped it for a stone.
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*Eats the stone.*
"Mmm Crunchy"
I ban Carn for not adding salt.
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I ban myself for starting a new chapter in the Ban thread,
Re: Ban the User Above You (Mann has a Stone!)
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I ban the Mann for stealing my role as page-starter!
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I ban crow for not using the new Subject line :P
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I ban the Mann cause this subject line is awesome
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Banned Luharis.
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I ban the Mann for messing with the Natural Order of Ban.
I'll have to start talk gibberish if such an event occurs again by his hands.
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I ban Mann because the stone was sulphur.
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I ban Carn for preferring a sulphur stone, rather than a lavic stone.
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I ban Crow because I gave Mann sulfur so he would taste and smell it forever.
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tastes like egg omelette. i can live with this. egg omelette ice cream anyone?
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I ban the Mann for not being able to distinguish between the smell of a rotten egg and an omelette.
In the land where I live, sulfur is described as bad smelling as a rotten egg!
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You should try a Century Egg. 8)
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Why look so close to the past?
Have you ever thought about a Millenium Egg?
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I ban Crow for the lack of banning today
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I ban the Mann out of courtesy, to pay his ban in an adquate manner.
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I ban Crow for paying ban fees to Mann.
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I ban Carn because he says that I pay fees to the Man.
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I ban Luharis for lack of mandatory message body.
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I ban Piemanlives for not looking closely enough
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I ban Luharis for banning Pieman.
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I ban Crow for banning Luharis for following the one rule of this thread.
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I ban Carn for paying attention to any rule in the Pit
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I ban Crow, not like I wanted to or anything
b-Baka!!!
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I ban Luha for returning to his yandere mode.
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i ban crow for 2 reasons,
1. you mispelled my name
2. I'm being a tsundere, baka!!!
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I ban Luha for not understanding that:
1. Luha is an abbreviation of Luharis, and I intend it as a friendly thing.
2. I still can't remember for shit yanderes, tsunderes and yangires.
3. I'm going to get point 2 wrong 'till the end of eternity.
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I ban Crow and Luharis for making lists in the Pit.
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I ban Carn, because it's not illegal making lists in the Pit.
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I ban Crow of Cainhurst for not being up to date with the updated "List of illegal things in The Pit"
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[Inner Phoenix Wright Awakens]
[Dramatic Desk Slam]
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8187942
[Epic Finger Point]
I ban Cheesy Crackers for clearly trying to force a misinterpretation of the law!!!
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I ban Luharis for making me remember this!
(http://associatesmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/judgedredd_i-am-the-law.jpg)
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I ban Crow for being a dreadful Judge.
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I ban Carn because he's banning my lawfulness.
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I ban Crow for having a lawful alignment, instead of a chaotic one.
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I ban Carn because I have a lawful, chaotic, neutral-good, neutral-bad, true-neutral character!
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I ban Crow for unauthorized alignment switching.
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I ban Carn for being chaotic neutral
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I ban you both cause im both chaotic good and chaotic evil!
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I ban Luharis for being a paradox
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I ban Crow to contradict his statement that Luharis is a paradox, thus creating a paradox.
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I ban Carn to resolve the paradox, i shall explain
1. My Yandere Side is Chaotic Evil
2. My Tsundere Side is Chaotic Neutral
3. My Deredere Side is Chaotic Good
Paradox Resolved
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I ban Luharis for having multiple personalities
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I ban Crow for only having one.
I ban myself for banning Crow.
Can you do that?
Well I just did, what are you going to do about it?
Guys stop, we are banning Crow not each other.
Will you three shut it! Jeeze I ban all three of you.
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I ban white Azn
and Green Azn
and Blue Azn
and red Azn
Becuase there are too many Azn
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[Inner Deredere finally decides to wake up]
Well in the spirit of things in the pit i ban crow.
Nothing personal but that how things are i guess,
Anyways, have a nice day!
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I ban Luharis
Because he has just switched to yet another side of himself.
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I ban Crow for not making good on his Exterminatus.
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I ban Shaded for making me start ramble like a madman how everyone here is a heretic and must be purged
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What's spring break and where did the last week of my life go?
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I ban Queso in the name of The Pit!
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[Still in Deredere mode]
I ban Carn, sorry pit rules ya know
However it would be rude to leave it at just that, have a cookie
[Offers plate of cookies]
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I ban Luharis for offering a plate of cookies
When all I crave is simply the soul of my every enemy
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I ban Crow for not being able to fly
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I ban Shaded for not being enough exalted
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I ban Crow for banning Shaded.
I also ban Crow for attempting to use Mine Squid again a Bard xD
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I ban the Mann for keeping me in that hellhole that is Paritan Rumble, also my gunner disconnected thanks to the idiocy of the scrub-gineers in my crew.
(Seriously, the Novice Matches should not be made avoidable, I'm finding too often skilled/high-level gunners that ragequit because of noob be gun-gineers, as much as I try to yell my crew into order, I end up as the most frustrated crewman because of thier incompetence.)
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I ban Crow because I sympathize with him and his gunners.
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I ban Carn for showing sympathy
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I ban crow for not accepting his sympathy
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I ban the Mann for encouraging sypathy
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I ban Crow for misspelling sympathy.
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I ban Carn for noting that I kept that ''m'' for me, and didn't give it to sympathy
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I ban Luharis for abusing the forum software's lack of subject validation.
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I ban
Therefore I am
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i ban Crow for having a whole lot of nothing in his ban.
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I ban BdrLine for personal reasons
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I ban ramjamslam becuase he can make rhymes with his name
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˙sǝᴉldǝɹ ɯnɹoɟ ʎɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ƃuᴉʍǝɹɔs ɹoɟ ʇsɹnɥuᴉɐƆ ɟo ʍoɹƆ ǝɥʇ uɐq I
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I ban Skybox for making me flip my screen to read his message
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I ban Crow for using the computer incorrecly. RTFM
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I ban Erom for judging my misuse of a computer, I now know that I should have rotated my whole desk in the forts place.
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I̛͙̣͍͉͐̍͗̈̍̑ͯ̽͊ ̶̦̘̐̊̍̄B̶̮̍ͫ͒̓͗̎͗a̵̸̧̹̰̝͈̮̯̬̲ͨͫͯ̒ͣ̓͒͟͡n̥̄ͅ ̸̜̰̱̉́̿̔̃̈́C͋҉̷̯̮̠̈́͛̔͗͞ŗ̷̴̵̛̫̬̦̬̮̘̹̟̟ͥ̐̅̀͜͠o̷̵͔̖͕͔̟̬͉̻ͩ̏ͮ̑̋̚͠w̷͉̳̭͢ ̽̀F̷̣̦̿̔́̌͘o̢̘̩͙̯͖̍̃̈́ͤ̅̇͂͗̂r͖͔͓̺͛̚͢͝҉̯̮͂̈́̋͋̎ ̛̭̼̲̫͈̌̍̉̇́̍ͅB͑́̊̐ͫ҉e̸̷̷̗̠̟͇̻̩̫̠̍ͪͣ̕͘͜͜in̡̝͓ͧ͑̂g̲̻̮̅ͤͥ̃́́̆ ͚͆͜҉̎́͟ͅÄ́͌ͩ̃ͧ̀̒̋̊b̶̢̟̣̥̙͇ͤ͂͛̈ͥ͝͠lề͙̬̩̰͌̆͋̄͗̎͊ ͎̽t̛̥̘̱ͬͨͬ͛ͭ͟o̸̡͚̓͞ ͔̘Ŗ̥̞̋ͩ̍́͐e̪̼̹̐̂̔͊a̩͙̹̟͇̙̒̇́̓ͩ̔̓ͫͬ̕ḑ̵̡͉͔̖̠̬̬ͧ͋̀̋ͮ ͚̞̳̫̼̺̥͎̪̉ͨ̐ͪ́̒̇̾͋U͙̥ͯ͗̅ͧ̿p̷̸̵̷̖̟̬̣ͧ̿̊̈́͘͘s͎͚͈͓ͧ̀̐̇̀ͦ̈́̍́̽ͮ͋͜͟i̧̗̪̯̰͕͒͗̈͛ͨ̿̏̇͟d̶̛̖̺̪̓̂ͩ̊ͯe͙̪̦̖̤̥̲ͭ͂͒ͮͫ̉̈͑̔̊͠ ̸̝̥̩̭̖̳̀̑́ͪ͐͐̎͌͡Ḓ̡̮̟͈̫̜̲͓̈̀̈̆͋̐̕͢o̢̧̫͕͖̠̊ͫͦ̆̿̓͠w̶̪̃̽ņ̠̤ͧ͋́ͪͨ͡
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I ban Luharis for giving me again the pleasure of banning him
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[DereDere mindset finally subsides]
Well i ban Crow for banning me which made me lose my happy deredere state.
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I ban Luharis for loosing their good mood after being banned.
In a ban thread.
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I ban Crow for having a mood. Must assimilate, no moods, no thoughts, no nothing, just the word of our Overseer being all we have.
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I ban Azn for following that hypocrite that the Overseer is.
Join the Imperious Imperial Empire of Imperialist Imperials, we have cookies!
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I ban Crow as I am no longer with the Overseer and no part of the Republic of Democratic Rebels of Demolition.
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I ban Azn for joining the wrong rebellion: you should have joined the Rebelling Rebellion of the Rebellious Rebels!
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I ban Crow because the Dark Side is so much better. And it has cookies.
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I ban Cheesy for this cheesy answer
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I ban Crow because I haven't been around in weeks.
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I ban Queso for returning
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I ban Huskarr for reminding me of Huskar from Dota with his name.
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I ban Crow to show that my name is completely unrelated to that pretender
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I ban Huskarr because his name is still reminding me the pretender's one
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I ban Crow for Guns of Icarus not being his only MMO
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I ban all of you.
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I ban all of you.
I ban RearAdmiralZill for quoting himself.
And for NOT GIVING A FREAKING REASON for banning huskarr
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I ban all of you.
I ban RearAdmiralZill for quoting himself.
And for NOT GIVING A FREAKING REASON for banning huskarr
I ban Skymonger for quoting a quoted quote!
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I ban Skymonger and Crow as Zill needs no reason.
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I ban Bdr because beautifull alliterations are awesome
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I ban Huskarr because I have to make a horribly beautiful oxymoron.
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I prohibit Crow from ventureing here again to make use of synonyms
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I prohibit Crow from ventureing here again to make use of synonyms
I restrain Huskarr for him being racist against synonyms.
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I ban skymonger for defending me 7 posts ago :P
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I ban Huskarr for restraining me
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I ban crow for not seeing that he is free
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I ban Huskarr for stating the obvious
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I ban Crow because their gunner is level 7 and I like the number 7
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I ban Huskarr because I like the number 7 too
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I ban Crow because I felt like its been a while since i banned someone.
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I ban Luharis for falling back into the pit even though he seemed to be free
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I ban Huskarr for implying that you can ever get free from the Pit.
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I ban Crow for not beliveing in the power of Chaladonian science
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I ban Huskarr for not taking into account the Superior Baronite Engineering
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I ban Crow for beliveing Baronite Engineering is superior
*laughs at Spire*
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I ban Huskarr since I don't give a damn about lore. All I care about is eat, sleep, shoot, repeat
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I ban Erom as i can drink to that.
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I ban Azn as I want a drink too.
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I ban myself because I can 8)
Literally.
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I ban the Man for breaking the ban chain for the [redacted]th time
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I ban Crow, because he doubts the Mann's mod powers
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I ban Huskarr because I don't believe Mann can indeed bad himself.
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I bad Ightrril because he is being bad :P
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No, I good Ightrril. You bad Ightrril, that's why I ban you.
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I ban Ightrril for having Gollum-Smeagol complex and banning one of his halves.
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I ban Crow for not giving me the ring.
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I ban Ightrril for craving the precioussssss
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[Tsundere slaps Crow]
B-Baka!
I ban Crow, not that I care about what he posts or anything!
I ban him because Tsundere logic.
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I ban Luharis, because I apparently can
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I ban Huskarr, because the experience of a ban makes me understand the ban and remember it and therefore makes me able to use it.
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I ban Crow, because bans are not actually working since we allways come back
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I ban myself to prove this point
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I ban Huskarr for making me actually laugh
(http://www.funnyjunk.com/40keks/funny-pictures/5349908)
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I ban, therefore I am.
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I ban Carn, to create a carn twice as powerful
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I ban Huskarr, for I am now one with the Ban.
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I refuse to ban, to break this endless chain.
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I ban Luharis for trying to change the status quo.
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I ban Shaded because I'm banning instead of sleeping
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I ban Huskarr for not accepting his fate as awesome insomniac.
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I ban Carn for implying the truth about insmoniacs: we are awesome
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I ban crow for being really tired after 5 hours of sleep
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I ban Huskarr for not staying 48 hours straight
Spoiler: it's not e worth it
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I ban Crow because I actually like sleep I just don't have the time to do it. I also ban Crow because my holiday job screws with my sleep cycle
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I ban Huskarr for having a pretty annoying routine
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I ban Crow for having a normal routine
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I ban Huskarr for being a naughty boy and not taking a nap
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I ban Crow for not realising that books guns and witcher 3 are more important than my health
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I ban Huskarr for not putting Guns at the top of the list.
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I ban all.
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I ban BdrLineAzn for trying to be me.
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I ban Zill cause he's OP please nerf.
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I ban Bdr for not offering a newborn prenerf pyra to the muse gods in exchange for the nerf
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I ban Huskarr for not saying that he worships the supreme being known as Zill
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I ban Crow of Cainhurst for trying to worship something other than the almighty Bacon
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I ban Shinkurex, because it was his fault!
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I ban Crow for not worshiping the all mighty Muse gods
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I ban Huskarr for worshipping
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I ban Crow for not worshipping senpai
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I ban Luharis for talking OOC
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I ban Crow for thinking Luharis spoke out of character to begin with.
THE ANIME AND MANGA CAPTAINS WILL CONTROL THE FORUMS.
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I ban Skymonger for giveing me really cool book tips in the question thread
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I ban Huskarr for making me wonder what his profile pic is, because I can't see it in detail
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I ban Crow for having explained that in the questions thread like yesterday or something
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I ban huskarr for thinking I have time to go forum diving for answers.
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I ban Skymonger because he said exactly what was I thinking right now
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I ban Crow for not being an example and worshipping me.
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I ban the Mann for only being a mod demigod and not a proper muse god
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I ban Huskarr for trying to bring new gods into GOIO. The old gods are plenty sufficient :P
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I blame ahhhhm ban Shink, because I don't know who the old gods are
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I ban Huskarr for not knowing about the almighty Bacon, and the lesser skywhale following... those where some fun times back in the pits history.
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,1660.0.html
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I ban Shink for the glory of Bacon and it's Holy Grease, May in it shall we find enlightenment and purity.
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I ban Piemanlives for not having yet started an entire crusade to decide whether the Bacon or the Skywhale shall rule the heavens
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I ban Crow for wasting resources in the emperors name.
He does not condone bacon. It is heresy. As are skywhales.
Worship the everlasting gray sky.
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I ban Skymonger, because this has turned into a heresy. The musegods are not pleased
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I ban huskarr for thinking I worship the muse gods. They are never Amused.
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I ban Skymonger for that unaMUSEing joke.
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I ban Carn for not finding my pun aMUSEing.
It definitely aMUSEd this MUSEologist with a degree in MUSEologies.
So much so that his fans the aMUSERS decided to put him in a MUSEum for their aMUSEment.
If you find this unaMUSEing, then you are just one of the ignoraMUSEs that waltz the world.
...should I stop? I think I killed people.
For my aMUSEment.
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh....
f*ck you Carn.
IgnoraMUSE.
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I ban Skymonger for aMUSEing me with puns
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I ban Huskarr, for... Well, unaMUSEing puns
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I ban Crow for no one banning him yesterday
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I ban huskarr because you were supposed to ban him yesterday.
Slacker. Do your job.
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I ban Skymonger for not allowing me a day of.
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I ban Huskarr for not taking two days off
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I ban Crow for thinking there are "days off" in the pit.... no one is free from the pit's tyranny
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I ban Shink for not admitting that in fact the Pit is a Oligarchy and not a tyranny
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I ban Crow for making me google "Oligarchy"
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I ban Shink for not having its meaning already known as it should be common knowledge!
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I ban crow for assuming common knowledge is really that common.
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I ban Zill because after all these years he still scares the crap out of me.
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I ban Hamster because he's getting his own game :P
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*Hits snooze button for 245524th time since last I posted*
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I Ban Queso for buying an alarm clock whose snooze button can withstand an average of 22320 hits a day.
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I ban Hamster for 317 salutes... I mean... that's just excessive
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I ban Shink for using the "excessive" word in the Pit. In here, nothing is excessive
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I ban Crow for not blaming Shink. Also most of those salutes came from my pilot guide which I wrote as a passive aggressive response to all the bad piloting I see.
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I ban Hamster for wanting to improve people
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I ban Huskarr because it's an improvement.
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I ban Pieman b/c it's an improvement on the improvement
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I ban Shink because whenever he tries to improve something, it catches fire.
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I ban Zill for not being prepared with chemspray.
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I ban Ightrtil for not improving Zill's chem cycles
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I ban Huskarr for not caring himself about chem cycles
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I ban Crow for making me do proper chem cycles. Let me slack gods damn it. I'm not tryharding
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I ban you for not piloting instead of engineering, it's much more relaxing to drive a ship and have the fate of your crew in your hands, while trusting them to keep everything functional
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I ban crow for thinking huskarr should have that kind of responsibility.
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I ban Skymonger for not letting Huskarr grow up and take the mantle of responsibility
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I ban crow for not thinking of the consequences for when he DOES grow up and gain responsibilities.
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I ban Skymonger for not being amused by the eventual consequences
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I ban Crow because they never considered that maybe I don't want to grow up
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Shut up Huskarr and think about your future! You can't stay in the Pit forever!
Very well, I ban Huskarr for behaving like a child.
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I ban Crow for not realising that I have the next few years planned out. I still don't wanna grow up
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I ban Huskarr, because he behaved...
(http://media.moddb.com/cache/images/groups/1/3/2055/thumb_620x2000/Just_as_planned_tzeentch.jpg)
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I ban Crow because he's being fancy with pictures and stuff
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I ban Huskarr for not invoking Creed
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/CreedvTzeentch.png)
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I ban Hamster because I thought the pit didn't have rules
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I ban Huskarr for not invoking a fancier Creed than Hamster's
(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16534941/images/1317874438017.jpg)
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I ban Crow for being too fancy.
You aren't a gentleman. You don't deserve to be fancy.
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I AM, a gentleman, one very prone to start swearing and being politically incorrect, but still I am a gentleman, and I will behave ungentlemanlike only if needs be.
Out of gentleness I am bound to ban you.
Consider yourself gently banned, Mr. Skymonger.
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I ban Crow for banning Skymonger unjustly.
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I ban Huskarr for finding unjust my just ban, in a thread were not banning is considered unjust and banning is considered just.
Except for Queso, who appears every now and then, watching over this banful thread like a deity that watches over the mortals' actions.
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I ban crow for acting like queso is a diety.
HES FRICKEN CHEESE.
He has no power over your mind. Only over your stomach and weight.
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I ban Skymonger because they don't realise the power of the muse gods. The one true faith
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I ban Huskarr for not converting to the Holy Church of Sky Bacon.
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(http://i.imgur.com/IOrvYFP.jpg)
I ban Carn for trying to promote his heretical Church.
He knows his bacon gods are lies and they lack true strength compared to Skywhale jerky.
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I ban Skymonger because I can sell you some skywhale jerky. I have to make shady business deals cause I spent all the clans budget on fancy Lab coats.
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I ban Huskarr because I love lab coats
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I ban Crow for sharing my lab coat love
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I ban Huskarr for banning too much.
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I ban ramjamslam for not banning enough
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I ban crow for "Goldilocks Banning".
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I ban ramjamslam for saying something that I'm too lazy to search on Google
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Now I have to ban crow for being too lazy...
And I think I double posted but meh...who cares?
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I ban Skymonger for saying he double posted... And deleting the redundant post!
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I ban crow for lying.
I did no double post and I didn't delete it.
YOU ARE SEEING THINGS.
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I ban Skymonger for acknowledging my madness!
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Banned Crow because he's Clinically insane.
There is no hope for him other than imprisonment and drugs. Lots of drugs and brain shocks.
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I ban Skymonger as I should be the one insane, hence the BorderLine part.
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I ban Bdr because my dreams of fire, screaming, explosions, and German symphonies are so beautiful.
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I ban Carn for dreaming of German symphonies, and not red army choirs
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I ban Crow for attempting to advocate those from the red army.
I do not tolerate communistic practice.
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I ban Skymonger because I'm not advocating them! I'm advocating their singing skills!
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I ban Crow for not realising that after:
I ban Huskarr for banning too much.
I ban ramjamslam for not banning enough
"Goldilocks Banning" means banning just the right amount.
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I ban ramjamslam for making himself clear
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I ban Crow because I wasn't around to explain Goldilocks yesterday evening
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I ban Huskarr because I want a mini-portable-Huskarr to un-stop time whenever I stop time by accident
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I ban Crow, because he wants a mini-portable me, when there is only the full sized original.
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I ban Huskarr, because I just said to a shop keeper "give me that guitar" instead of "give me that jar"
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I ban Crow for being in a Jar shop instead of a guitar shop! How the hell do you play a Jar anyway?
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I ban ramjamslam for believing that I can play a guitar, and that I wouldn't use a jar just to throw it at people
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I ban Crow, for throwing it at people while you could fill it with other stuff like water and sodium and then watching the really awesome reaction.
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I ban Huskarr for bringing science into this pit of pure and utter idiocy.
HERE BE NOT ALLOWED BRAINZ
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I ban Crow for not remembering that my science solved a problem in the ask above, answer below thread. A problem he caused.
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I ban huskarr because Carn solved a repeat of the problem Crow caused again.
Simply by jump starting a flux capacitor and reinstating a Paradox.
YOU WERE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. WHAT DO WE PAY YOU FOR?!?!
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I ban Skymonger for lying, we are not actually paying him.
(So that's why we have such a sporadic technical support by him)
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I ban crow for being negligent at his finances since HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING HIM.
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I ban Skymonger for trying to separate me from my preciousssss money.
Whatever, we will pay Huskarr in rum, so that he may be less frustrated by noobs he has to engineer for.
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I ban Crow because I don't want to be paid in alcohol. I would prefer to be paid in time. I have so little of it. I need moar
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I ban Huskarr for mentioning the only thing that I'd like to have in an infinite quantity.
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I ban Crow for going way overboard with my payment. I just wanted the day to have a few more hours, while everything else stayes the same.
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I ban Huskarr for wanting something simple
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I ban Crow, because he doesn't understand that I find joy in simple things because wannabe science is complex.
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I ban Huskarr for my misunderstanding
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I ban crow, because he missunderstood.
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I ban Huskarr, because of admitting that I misunderstood
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I ban Crow because I can't find a reason to ban them
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I be bannin' Huskarr 'cause here be no enough pirate talk!
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I ban Crow because no one else has banned either of us in what feels like a long time.
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I ban Huskarr to break the Crow - Huskarr ban chain.
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I ban Ightrril, because Crow is my
Bro(w).
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I ban Huskarr to show him my ban-broness
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I ban Crow for making the ban thread even more cancerous with puns
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I ban Gary for attempting to be the cure for this pun cancer.
IT GROWS.
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Hi
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I ban Queso for spelling "I ban Skymonger" incorrectly.
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I ban ram for trying to correct a false god.
HE IS JUST CHEESE.
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I ban Skymonger for calling Queso a false God. All hail the Muse gods. May they buff the ships we like.
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I ban Huskarr for implying the gods just won't nerf the pyra again
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I ban Crow for liking the pyra
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I ban Huskarr for not being enough of a living meme like me
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I ban Crow because I'm up to something, that I hope is as funny as I think it might be.
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I ban Huskarr and Crow from attempting to become memes.
I was born a meme.
I was The Mann before Steam or Team Fortress even existed. 8)
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I ban The Mann since he can't be more mann than Max Payne. (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/91221278/585349-max_payne_face.jpg)
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I ban Erom for liking Max Payne.
He's become old and wasted now.
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I ban Skymonger, because I don't have any particular interest in Max Payne
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I ban Huskarr because it's my favourite hobby
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I ban Crow, because I have nothing better to do at the moment.
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I ban Huskarr, because I always have to check twice if I wrote his name correctly
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I ban Crow, because while we're talking about my name I wanna complain about that one guy who stole my name, forcing me to spell Huskarrr like this.
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I ban Huskarr for putting three "r"s in his name in his message
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I ban Crow for apparently not understanding that Huskarr is supposed to be spellt with 2 r. "Huskarrr" is the name I had to assume because of some pretender.
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I ban Hus for making me use an abbreviation of his name because I have been confused.
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I ban Crow for 2 reasons:
-1st: people actually call me Hus sometimes
-2nd: Huskarr, Huskarr is correct
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I ban Hus for giving me 2 reasons
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I ban Crow for accusing Huskarr when he's trying to be specific
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I ban Erom for interrupting the ban duel between me and Hus
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I ban Crow to continue the duel.
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I ban Hus, because this way his name sounds cute
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I ban Crow, to turn down his advancements, as much as I appreciate them. We can stay friends though. It's not that we're guys, I just have a girlfriend at the moment.
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I ban huskarr for trying to make this some kind of hot Yaoi shit.
I'm not into that. Especially if it means you f*ck crow. A BIRD for crying out loud.
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I ban everyone between this ban and my last ban, for having filled over four pages of bans in my few days of absence.
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I ban Carn for trying to make up his leave of absence in a single day.
His attempt is shoddy and ill advised.
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I ban Skymonger for not respecting the oldschool Carn. He's still fighting in the Forums despite being a retired swobbie
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I ban Erom for anticipating my posting by mere seconds.
I ban Skymonger for criticising a very nice, yet ineffective, attempt of mass banning.
I also ban Carn for making us notice that we filled only four pages in his absence, they shall be more, in the future.
I ban Hus, because I said that your name abbreviated "Hus" sounds cute, yet, unfortunately, it will never be as cute (and pathetic) as a short, ugly, ignorant kid trying to act superior towards one that incarnates the very ideal of aryan race.
I also ban myself for sometimes advocating for nazi beliefs.
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I double-ban Crow for creating a big post. Tl;dr
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I utterly ban Erom for utter laziness.
Utterly.
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I ban Cro....zzzzzzzzzzzz
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*loud farting*
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I ban this disrespectful fucking idiotic twat! By Caesar's balls!
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By Caesar's balls!
Oi ya moron! No need for bloody swearing, cunt!
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I ban my other three selves for trying to derail the thread, I shall gift them... A boot to the head!
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I ban Crow for creating a sausage fest with his three other imaginary friends in this ban forum
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I ban Erom, for this is not a sausage fest, rather an idiot parade
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I ban Crow for making most of the posts on this page.
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I ban ramslamjam for counting posts as a hobby
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I ban Erom for not counting posts as a hobby
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I ban Crow because only Queso the cheesy pit lord can count posts for fun (prays for a random answer from Queso that might end up derailing the thread)
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I ban Erom for trying to summon the unsummonable muse God, that is known to appear randomly
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I ban Crow for not believing In Ragnados' little brother's existence that takes in form of cheese
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I ban Erom for mentioning
CHEESE
(http://www.starmarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Cheese-Deli14.jpg)
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I ban Crow. This triggers me *takes a bite*
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I ban Erom for appreciating such good looking cheese
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I ban Crow for I know true clickbait when I see one
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I ban Erom for calling that delicious cheese "clickbait"
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I ban Crow for not understanding the importance of a successful video on YouTube/Vimeo by stickning in cheese into the thumbnail for more views and revenue
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I ban Erom for the glory of Bacon
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I ban Carn for pork related reasons.
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I ban Ramjamslam, for....
wait what the flying skywhale turd I am gone for one night and this happens?
We all need a life.
*tries to climb out of the pit but fails*
...fine I ban Ramjamslam, because I am to lazy to read all the bans I missed
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I ban huskarr for not realizing it was all crows IMAGINATION.
Half the posts from last night were just his mind games.
HIS DELUSIONS.
Of cheeessseeee....
(http://i.imgur.com/gm2GZtN.jpg)
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HIS DELUSIONS
I ban Skymonger for finding one of my weakspots.
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I ban Crow for having multiple weak spots
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I ban Hus for criticising my multiple weakspots, therefore criticising me being human
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I ban Crow for being a human. I'm a dog more evolved and perfect
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I ban Erom for revealing his true species in English instead of Barking.
Bad Dog
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I ban the Mann for not recognising that he is just writing in the dogger dialect of english
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I ban Crow for making a new form of English.
What dialect would that sound like?
Northern?
Geordie?
Scouse?
Brummie?
Oh god... please don't make a dialect as bad as those...
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I ban Mann for not suggesting Smoggie as a Dog Related Dialect.
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I ban the Mann, because that dialect will sound like the terrible, fearsome, horrifying...
cocknee!
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I ban Crow for even mentioning it
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I ban Erom for not pointing out Crows terrible spelling of a form of English dialect.
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I ban the Mann for not correcting me
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I ban Crow because I have no idea of English dialects.
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I ban Hus for not knowing English dialects that everyone know (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony)
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I ban Crow for being witty and blunt at the same time.
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I ban Hus for recognising my magnificent, glorious, overwhelming and moreover humble humour.
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I ban Crow for being a narcissistic bastard when it comes to his humor.
His humor is lukewarm at best. I have more giggles seeing him getting hit by a truck.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....
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I ban Skymonger for using red while writing
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I ban Crow, because I'm tired
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I ban huskarr for being tired.
Drink a Monster
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I ban Skymonger for not using the Comic Sans as a font face for "Monster"
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I ban Erom for inciting the use of the Comic Sans
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I ban Crow because this thread still has my name in it.
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I ban Carn for pointing out the obvious.
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I ban Skymonger for a classified reason
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I ban Crow for not sharing the classified information
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I ban Hus for wanting to know too much.
If something is classified, there is a reason!
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I ban Crow for not giving us the reason. We need answers!
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I ban Erom for not realising you all have the answers already in yourselves!
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I ban Crow, because I demand an answer now. *starts student protests*
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I ban Hus and the students following him in the protests for not understanding that the answer was all along
"RAMMING SPEED"
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I ban Crow for taking so long answering the question
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I ban Erom, because I have to cancel the revolution.
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I ban Hus for not asking my help to increase the size of the revolution
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I ban Crow for not realising that the revolution was supposed to be against him, because he had a monopol on information.
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I ban Huskarr for this is not the cold war
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I ban Erom, for making me realise that I should stay a wannabe scientist and not be a wannabe revolutionary
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I ban Huskarr for not being a revolutionary scientist
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I ban shade for appearing out of nowhere.
Go back to your closet sir.
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I ban Skymonger for not letting Shaded come out of the closet. You can love whomever you want Shaded we like you anyways.
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I ban Skymonger for trying to keep me locked up, and Huskarr for being a nice person, even if I'm not gay
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I ban shaded for complementing me.
I ban the person below me, because I came up with a device that lets me ban people from the future
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I ban Huskarr for banning me twice
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I ban Shaded, because I wanted to create a time paradox by banning myself. Thanks now we wont have that
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I ban Huskarr and then call the TIME POLICE
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I ban Shaded, because the laws of the time police do not apply to mad engineer-scientists.
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I ban huskarr for being a bat shit crazy engineer scientist trying to fuck with time.
Seriously. Rick and Morty messed with dimensions. THAT was a mistake.
You might rip a hole in the atmosphere or something.
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I ban Skymonger for:
-a.) being awesome in the f2p thread
-b.) thinking a rip in the Atmosphere is the worst that could happen. *laughs maniacally*
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I ban huskarr for thinking I was awesome. I'm normal. Just normal.
AND for thinking of worse side effects of ripping a hole in time.
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I ban Skymonger for thinking the atmosphere has anything to do with time
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I ban Huskarr as I have all the time in the world.
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I ban BDR for not making me a proper drink.
All those bloody shine bottles aren't making me drunk.
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I ban ShadedExalt. I need a drink.
I ban Skymonger for finding another lazy bartender not makin' good ol' drinks.
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I ban everyone above me, because I'm pleased of all the posting done in my absence
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I ban crow for returning. 8)
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I ban the Mann for not being joyous about my return
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I ban Crow for returning. you should have stayed away. Welcome back though
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I ban Huskarr for not celebrating the Return of the King (of crows) after having reforged the mighty Galleon of his great ancestor.
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I ban Carn for making it sound more epic than it should
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I ban Crow.
Because I forgot to for the past week.
How silly of me.
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I ban Skymonger for admitting he was silly.
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I ban crow for pointing out the obvious.
I'm silly and I have a screw lose somewhere. I also lost my soul....so I also lost part of my morals with it.
It makes for some interesting conversations.
You aren't captain obvious. Stop trying to be....bird boy.
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I ban Skymonger both for selling your soul and not trying to scam the buyer AND for not recognising my rank as Lord Captain.
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I ban Crow for not realizing I don't answer to Lord Captains...
I answer Lord GENERALS, Inquisitors, and Brother captains. You attempting to dissuade my faith is Slaanesh heresy.
Begone foul beast of the warp.
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I ban Skymonger for speaking like a fool.
Don't make me order a Holy Bearsterminatus (https://youtu.be/miQ0Sx-1G4w)in His name.
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I ban Crow because I have no idea what in the name of the allfounder Howard that was. I need to get to the secret laboratory in my secret laboratory to do research on this. You made me unleash the big guns crow. The (secret laboratory)^2.
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I ban Huskarr for having a secret laboratory.
Can I visit it?
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I ban Crow for not realising that if he visits the Lab won't be secret anymore.
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I ban Huskarr for having a pro-secrets agenda.
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I ban Ramjamslam for making me realise that I am a hypocrite
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I ban Huskarr because I'm myself a sailor of the great sea that is hypocrisy.
Can I visit your not-secret-anymore-lab?
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I ban Crow to allow him acces to my lab. But don't touch anything that. I don't wanna have to deal with an explosion and the burial of a friend
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I ban Huskarr for making me enter the lab, I hope there's a button to turn the lab into a giant robot.
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I ban Crow, because there is no such button. But the robot you want is in the garage.
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I ban Huskarr for encouraging my robot-borne killing rampage.
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I ban Crow for taking a robot that is made in China. I don't think it will last that long before it crumbles
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I ban Erom for dooming my robot to explode.
But when it does, it will be magnificent!
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I ban Crow for it will be a fart in space
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I ban Erom for calling my robot crap. I built that thing
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I ban Huskarr for not specifying if the robot, upon destruction, explodes in a nuclear blast
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I ban Crow for not realising that I'm mad. Having the Robot turn everything into a nuclear fallout in a radius of 5 KM sounds like a good Idea doesn't it? so yes if the robot is destroyed goodbye everything in a 5 km radius
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Perfect, now I got a go robot-punch a nuclear facility, I ban Huskarr for giving me the idea!
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I ban Crow for rejecting Huskarr's brilliance through banning
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Banbanban ban-ban banban, ban ban banban, ban
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I ban Crow for not multiplying the bans. Use math dammit
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I ban Erom for not seeing that I was talking bannese
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I ban crow for his lack of skill and knowledge of Bannese.
Much like Thu'um, the words must express meaning.
You cannot speak bannese without purpose or consequences.
You have much to learn.
Only the bannerborn's can utilise such languages with proper cause and effect. .
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I ban The Mann, because he still hasn't cleared up the confusion he caused in game an hour ago, even though I asked him to. Help me understand you so that I know how to make people understand me.
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I ban Huskarr for letting himself getting confused by the Mann
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I ban Crow for thinking I am predictable and not confusing.
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I ban the Mann for trying to confuse me
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I ban Crow for apparently avoiding the convusion. Tell me Crow how did you do it?
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I ban myself for misspelling confusion and noticing to late
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I ban Huskarr for self banning.
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I ban Carn for criticising Huskarr's metaphorical sudoku
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I ban Crow because Sudoku is a math puzzle, seppuku is ritual suicide.
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I ban Carn for not understanding a meme (or faking not to understand!)
(https://i.warosu.org/data/vr/img/0021/34/1419095082229.png)
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I ban Crow, because that's what I do when I'm not in my lab
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I ban Huskarr, for not having developed yet an automatic system that bans people while you are in your lab
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I ban Crow because that idea is fucking genius
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I ban Huskarr for acknowledging my idea as genius and not idiotic, damn it, I have expectations to live up to!
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I ban Crow for thinking he should live up to expectations.
...they usually don't.
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Bo ho ho
I ban Skymonger for being mean
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I ban Crow for being kind.
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I ban Ramjamslam, because Kamoba is quiting guns, while I never got to play with them
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I ban Huskarr for reminding me of the loss of a good member of the community
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I ban crow for not thinking he will be back.
Eventually.
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I ban Skymonger for not giving us security in this dire situation
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Woof
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Growl
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I ban crow for exerting dominance against the grand woof of the Pit.
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I ban the Mann for not answering using the British noise of colonialism
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Bark bark, growl, woof, snarl, bark woof, howl.
(Do not speak in the tongue of the DAGZ lest ye be challenged)
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I ban carn for being an incomprehensible Dog.
I will put you down you animal.
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I ban Skymonger, because I have nothing better to do
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I ban Crow because it's about time that it happened again.
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I ban Ramjamslam, because I was aboutique to ban Crow
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hmmmmm, a likely story. Huskarr Banned!
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I ban RamJam tomorrow which is technically today here.
I'm a time traveler. 8)
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I ban The Mann for stealing my Time Travel Device (T.T.D.).
Doctor, who do you think you are?
In any case what you didn't realise is that I have another moreason powerful T.T.D *laughs manically*
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I ban Huskarr for patenting my designs.
Get your own skills and stuff!
scrub 8)
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I ban the Mann for using T.T.D.
I'm well above you.
I spontaneoulsy travel trough time and space.
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I ban Crow for stealing the second T.T.D.
Now I can't ban the mann for thinking that they are his designs, even though I am the crazy scientist-engineer of the pit.
Every scifi device mentioned is automatically mine
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I ban Huskarr for not having paid me the right of copyright on his invention: I invented the copyright, and I put a copyright on it!
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I ban crow for not banning Huskarr for claiming his role of scientist of the pit.
I am the first and only. 8)
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I ban the Mann, because I don't believe him.
I want proof of your scientist doings the mann
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I ban Huskarr for making time travel devices, instead of just splicing a Temporal Control Gene (TCG) into his genetic makeup. It's what I did.
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I ban carn for doing a bunch of scientific mumbo jumbo to himself and not worrying about the potential consequences of splicing the fabric of space and time to his genetic tissues.
I think you need to be made of sterner stuff.
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I ban Skymonger, even though you're not to be blamed for everyone being a wannabe scientist. Seriously that is my thing guys.
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I ban Huskarr for giving birth to this wannabe-scientist mania, now everyone wants to be one.
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I ban crow for being a bad scientist. >:(
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I ban the Mann for offending me, I am not a scientist! I AM AN ME 262-A!
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I ban Crow for supporting me 2 posts ago.
And I flare in the Mann's general direction.
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I ban Huskarr, for his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries!
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I Ban Crow for insinuating a member of my species would spawn a degenerate like Huskarr.
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I ban Hamster for calling me a degenerate
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I ban Huskarr for not being a degenerate, and yet visiting the Pit
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I ban Crow for not realising that I never said I wasn't degenerate. I just am shy about it.
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I ban Huskarr for his shyness
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I ban Crow for science
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I ban Huskarr becuase, well, yeah, for science
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*this is Huskarr's banning operator (H.B.O.). It bans Crow to test whether it works.*
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I ban Huskar the classic way because this scientific gibberish is an annoyance.
Have a good ole' ban. 8)
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I ban the mann because the H.B.O. broke and I don't wanna make a new one.
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In that case, I ban Huskarr for not officially banning crow earlier with the science thing
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I ban myself for scaring away Huskarr.
We shall make a Science Laboratory for everyone to suggest their wacky ideas and flare artwork.
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I ban the Mann for thinking he scared me away. I merely didn't have the muse to ban you.
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I ban Huskarr for being amuseing
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I ban Crow for the recent misuse of the ask above answer below thread.
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Meow
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I ban Queso for spelling "I ban Carn" incorrectly.
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I ban Ramjamslam for having a name that looks like the beginning of a tongue twister
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I ban crow for banning RamJamSlamBamKablamDamnPramWamZamCamYamNamSamHamMam
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I ban the mann for playing G# A# F# G# B A# F# G# on the piano.
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I ban Skybox because today is the first of June
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I ban Crow because I haven't done that in quote some time
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I ban Husakarr because tomorrow is Italy's Liberation Day
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I ban crow because AMERICA!!!
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I ban Luharis because FUCK YEAH!!
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I ban Erom because memes
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I ban Crow, because dank memes
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I ban Husakarr because tomorrow is Italy's Liberation Day
I ban Huskarr because today is Pasta Liberation day 8)
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I ban the Mann to honor all the pasta I have devoured.
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I Carn for being a greedy bastard. You could've shared some!
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I ban Eorm, for the glory of potatosalad.
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I ban Huskarr in the name of Fried Rice and its ability to turn leftovers into something tasty.
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I ban Hamster4 in the name of the Most Unholy Bacon
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I ban Crow for blashpheming against bacon
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I ban shaded, because bacon is overhyped
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I han huskarr for being vegan 8)
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I ban the Mann for thinking that I am vegan. * eats a schnitzel with potato salad*
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I ban Huskarr, because he's not eating super-murican burgers
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I ban Crow for not eating poutine
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I ban Shaded for the Empire
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I ban Crow for the Imperium
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I ban shaded. I don't need a reason I'm a rebel
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I ban Huskarr for not saying "cause" instead.
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I ban Shaded, because I just redescovered the lovely lovely word that is "clusterfuck"
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I ban Crow for reminding me of Borderlands 2.
There's a grenade called the Fuster Cluck and...
I JUST ESCAPED 2 DAYS AGO DAMNIT
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I ban Shaded because I love borderlands 2 and we should play sometime.
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I ban carn for attempting to make more friends.
...not sure why. Should i find a more competant reason?
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I ban Skymonger, because a question was asked and I like that.
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I ban Huskarr for not answering it
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I band shade for not answering eit either.
I haz probrems raight naoe nd ots cofukicaing meh.
Ferk.
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I ban Skymonger for having problems
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I ban Huskarr for not realizing that Skymonger has been affected by the Berk meme disease
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Ei Bern Erom fer nait halpeing meeh.
Ei tink eits cantaigus. Hailp meh.
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SKYMONGER, QUICK, READ THIS
https://www.grammarly.com/?q=brand&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=brand_f1&utm_content=76996511046&utm_term=grammarly&matchtype=e&placement=&network=g&gclid=CjwKEAjw4dm6BRCQhtzl6Z6N4i0SJADFPu1n0Bp8dbyfLv3TN9P7X1JxMxN5l4xmYu3IEuib9U02WxoCdbrw_wcB
I ban literally everyone else for not helping stop the spread of this horrible disease
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I ban shade for helping me. Because im an ungrateful bastard.
...oh look. Im cured.
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I ban Skymonger, for wanting to be cured by memes
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I ban Crow, because I like dank memes
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I ban Huskarr for not being worthy of the dankest of dank memes
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I ban Shaded for I am Mememan, the Dank Knight!
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I ban the Carn to hail the wondrous meme-man
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I ban crow for worshiping something...questionable.
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I ban Skymonger for loosing my rare pepe
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I ban Huskarr for losing...... something, and I ban Skymonger because he is spouting heresy.
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I ban Carn for not doing his Commissarial duties and BLAM!ing Skymonger
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I ban Shaded for sad lack of knowledge of Warhammer 40K, as I am sure that is a reference.
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I ban carn for letting this heretical filth live.
His lack of knowledge does not amuse the emperor.
I also ban carn for banning me after huskarr banned me.
You cannot ban me when I am already banned.
It is treason.
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I ban skymonger for not enjoying a nice, relaxing and stress free trip on my Squid.
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I ban the Mann because I volunteer as main.
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I ban Huskarr because I reject the application. 8)
There shall only be one official Mann's Main Engineer
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Fine The Mann. Fine, be like that.
I ban thee and challenge thou and thy main to a squid duell. *Slaps The Mann with a white glove, then mumbles to himself* "now let me organise Steffen"
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I ban Huskarr to ensure the Squid duel will be of Muid build.
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I
ban BLAM! Carn
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I ban BLAM! shaded because the new bards in his absence be crazy!
One of them treats me as a deity and its starting to make me angry grumpy
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I ban The Mann for not killing that plant when it was still young.
Now he has grown all over you and its kinda disgusting.
(Seriously? That guy is still behaving that way mann? Awkward...)
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I ban Skymonger for not being clearer
Who's the new blood, Mann?
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I ban shaded because the last ban was nearly 2 days ago
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I ban Huskarr for observing the thread like it was hardcore
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I ban erom for being a punk 8)
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I ban Mann for he missed it by *that* much. I'm being Steampunk 8)
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I ban Erom because I gain sadistic pleasure from it.
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I ban carn because SnM play aint allowed here.
AND because im not into that.
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I ban Skymonger because I have to put my blindfold and handcuffs away again.
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I ban Huskarr for not having a whip
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I ban Shade for thinking he dosent have a whip.
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I ban Skymonger for not using it on him
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I ban shade for thinking im into that.
Just told you i wasn't.
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I ban Skymonger for not admitting he's into it
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I ban shaded by flaring in his general direction.
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I ban Huskarr for banning someone by shooting them.
T'is a crime to shoot someone without banning them first.
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AFTER banning the Mann I flare in his general direction.
Better?
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I ban Huskarr then hire 3 mercenary Fish loaded entirely with Carronades to follow his Mobula, Junker, and Galleon around.
They won't destroy you, no, they'll just endlessly pop your balloon.
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I ban Shaed because I have not banned anyone in a long time
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I ban Crow for not banning me earlier
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I ban Shaded so that I can redeem my-ban-self
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I ban Carn for sounding like Tumblr
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I ban Shaded for associating ME with Tumblr, Crow sounds like it.
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I ban Carn as maybe Shaded had a lapsus calami
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I ban both Carn and Crow
Carn for banning me over a mistake
Crow because for all my prodigious vocabulary it is limited primarily to English and I don't have the energy nor inclination to look that up.
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I ban Shaded because I looked it up, it basically means a typo.
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I ban Carn for doing my work for me
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I ban Shaded because I got the grade and It's an A, you owe five US dollars.
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I ban Carn because
A) I'm broke
B) I'm Canadian
C) hahahaha fuck conversion rates
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I ban Shaded because I know your Canadian, which is why I specified US.
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I ban Carn for not giving me the information needed to wire the money to his account
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I ban myself if and only if I do not ban myself with this post.
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I ban shaded, because my internet was down yesterday and I can't blame Shink
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I ban Huskarr for not cheering up your internet if it felt down. Blame yourself for not showing support to your depressed internet
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I ban Shaded for not knowing this term as it is the famous ''freudian lapsus calami'', that means you write something different that what you thought.
Alongside it there's the lapsus verbi, when you SAY something different from what you thought
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I do both of those a lot
I ban Crow for teaching me useful bits of latin
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I ban Shaded for having many lapsus-es
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I ban Crow for hybridizing English colloquialisms into Latin
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I ban shade for trying to do language shit.
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I ban Skymonger, because I once had latin in school. Then I droped latin, cause I sucked at it.
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banus Huskuss.
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I ban The Mann, because I see what you did there.
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I ban Huskarr for thinking he sucked at latin: everyone does, only some less than others
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I ban Crow for implying I suck at dead things
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I ban Shaded instead of making a horrible necrophilia joke.
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I ban Carn because the books are better than the show
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I ban Huskarr because that is always the case.
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I ban Carn for pointing out the obvious
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I ban crow for pointing out Captain obvious.
...seriously...?
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I ban Skymonger as why not seriously
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I ban Brd for not doing the obvious thing and summoning Admiral Obvious.
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I bann the Mann for not doing that himself.
Lazy bum.
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I ban Skymonger for not knowing that only [cake] can summon Admiral Obvious
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I ban Huskarr for thinking only Cakes can summon Admiral Obvious.
Thy must know the ritual.
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i ban Mann as I can summon Bacon if that counts.
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I ban Bdr, because Bacon is overhyped. POTATOSALAD for the win
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I ban Huskarr for blasphemy against Bacon.
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I ban Carn and Huskarr for not realizing that holy matrimony between the Holy Bacon and various other non-sacred foodstuffs elevates both into something far greater than the sum of it's parts.
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I ban Shaded because I once ate Bacon wrapped Tofu.
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I ban hamster for being a strange individual.
Bacon wrapped tofu...its like an Atrocity to Vegetarians and meat lovers.
Who the hell would eat that?
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I ban Skymonger for indirectly calling me a strange individual.
I made and ate baconwrapped tofu just two weeks ago~
I have no regrets, it was a good combination imo^^'
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I ban kurganon because I have not seen them in The Pit before.
Accept this compulsory ban. ;D
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Thanky you^^
I ban The Mann because he hasn't seen me in The Pit before^^
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I ban Kurganon and the Mann, because I never got a compulsory ban.
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BAM! --> Compulsory ban for Huskarr
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I ban the Mann as a thank you
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I ban Huskarr, because I'm bored
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I ban Huskarr for being bored when there are balloons in need of flaring
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I ban Guagadu, because I also like to flare guns.
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I ban Huskarr for using an unnecessary comma.
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I, ban, Skybox, becauause, commas, aren't, my, strength,.
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I ban Huskarr for lagging.
Fucking Toaster.
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I ban Skymonger for engaging in coitus with a bread burning device
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I ban Shade for questioning my sexual preferences.
Shes Just Warm and shiny. Thats all.
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Why not just screw an android then
I ban Skymonger for discriminating against Androids
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I ban Shaded for spending to much time in Japan and South Korea.
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I ban Huskarr for being Sterotypical and Cliched.
Japan has so much more to offer than screwing Androids.
Some are...Questionable in Morals.
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I ban Skymonger because Rucka Rucka Ali is both and hilarious
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I ban shaded for knowing a rapper
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I ban Huskarr because Rucka Rucka Ali parodies popular songs and is only a rapper when the song calls for it
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I ban shade for trying to get me into pop culture.
I not social enough to do such nonsense.
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I can't bring myself to ban Skymonger for not being social.. which is why I will ban him for not being social!
AMERICA WINS AGAIN!
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I ban skybox for being a LIAR!!!
He banned me anyway ;.;
I also ban him for being a patriot when he banned me...a fellow american.
I ban him for being a TRAITOR!!!
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I ban Skymonger for letting Trump exist.
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I ban Huskarr for thinking i have any control on people and politics
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I ban Skymonger as I have control of the Pit.
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I ban Bdr because Pies are made with pits in mind.
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I ban Pie for being all that the pit thinks about.
(someone summon Rethburn. I know of his powers now. We can not let them come to waist.)
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I ban Huskarr for not summoning Rethburn himself
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I ban Shaded as the sacrifice needed to summon Rethburn.
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I ban Guagadu for being someone I haven't met before
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I ban Shade for feeling the need to meet EVERYONE IN THE PIT.
Its a manpile for christ sakes.
SOMEONE is going to blend into the carnage.
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I ban Skymonger for reasons unknown to me. I also ban Guagadu for not posting the flareoff in the signal tower.
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I ban Huskarr for lacking patience. Don't worry, I was working on it. (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,7819.0.html)
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I ban Guagadu for working slow enough to drain Huskarrs Patience.
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I ban Skymonger for blaming my slow working speed while in reality it is shitty internet.
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I ban Guagadu for having shitty interwebses
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I ban huskarr for thinking he has any control over that.
He might live in australia.
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I ban Skymonger for forgetting that most ISPs in the US are assholes too. Especially when the nearest major city is multiple hours away.
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I ban Guagadu for living in the US.
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I ban Huskarr because if I had a choice, I would probably live in Germany or Denmark.
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I ban Guagadu for his increased activitiy in The Pit.
What enters the pit, stays in the pit.
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I ban the Mann for being right
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I ban shade for thinking mann is right.
Hes only right because of his clinical insanity involving moonshine.
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I ban Skymonger for not drinking enough
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I ban Shaded because it's been a long time since I banned someone.
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I ban Crow for saying that every time
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I ban Shaded for saying this since it's been a long time since I said it.
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I ban Crow because I have been to lazy to enter the pit in recent times.
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I ban Husakrr because that would be my same motivation
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I ban Crow for being lazy
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I ban Husakrr for saying the truth
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I ban Crow for censorship
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I ban [Redacted] for [Redacted].
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I don't
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I ban Queso for not finishing his sentence
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I ban Shaded for making me use the Quote button to find out what he said.
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I ban HamsterIV becuase of ████████
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I ban HamsterIV becuase of ████████
I ban Luharis for being a member of the SCP Foundation
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[Sweatdrop] How'd y'know?
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I use said magic ban powers to ban Luharis
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I ban Huskarr because he has no idea of the power of the blue side.
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I ban the Mann because color-blind people can't see the power of any color side.
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I ban Crow because I have to get back into the forums somehow.
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I ban Guagadu for being an unfamiliar face
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I refuse to ban to end this cycle of banning.
(http://i.imgur.com/CA6nrkb.gif)
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I ban Luharis for being a rebel.
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I ban Guagadu because no one else will.
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I certainly won't.
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I concur
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.
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I ban Luharis for writing too much in his post
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I ban the Crow of Cainhurst to make this thread great again
Build a wall!!! Made of Loch mines! And make the Mercantile Guild pay for it!
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I ban Luharis for implying this thread was anything but great at any point in its history.
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I ban Hamster for not preventing Luharis from keeping Trumping around.
Make a wall out of galleons! And make Anglea pay for it!
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I Ban Crow of Cainhurst for trying to undermine me with his crooked ways!
I also ban lyin' HamsterIV. Stop denying the sad reality! The Mercantile guild is destroying us! They're not sending the best. No. Because, we are the best! It's true. I'm going to make this thread great again myself if I have to. Because I'm great. Now, i have great respect for the guild, really! They love me, I'm their favorite, but this has got to stop. #Make the Thread Great Again #Luharis 2016
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I ban Luharis for listening to that Tiny voice in his head.
You do realize its a Talking tumor right?
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I ban crazy Skymonger for trying to throw doubt on my awesomeness.
This is clearly a sign of a massive foreign conspiracy! We ought to ban all Mercantile Members from entering! Except of course the ones that I exempt because I'm great. I really am. Now, let's continue this crusade! Make the pit great again! Unless of course, you hate the pit. But, I'm sure you wouldn't say that right? [loads loch mines] That would be just downright silly. #Luharis 2016 #Make the Thread Great Again #The Pit #Unnecessary Hashtagging
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I ban Luharis for forcing me to put effort into reading his small text.
Writing in small text makes it difficult for people like me who are lazy :-(
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I ban Low Energy Guagadu for thinking he can ban me. I'm too great to be banned!
See! See! We need to make this thread great again! I refuse to be silenced so easily! Why? Becuase I'm great. People love me it's true! It really is! I will make sure this thread wins! #Luharis 2016 #Make the Thread Great Again #I'm Amazing
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I ban Luharis because he will never be as glorious as much as a fleet of galleons.
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I ban crooked Crow for Believing that raw firepower wins wars!
I'm telling ya, this is a yuge idea. A fleet of squids. The very best, no expenses spared. Why? Becuase I'm rich! We're gonna make Guns of Icarus Win, I'm telling ya! #Luharis 2016 #Make the Thread Great Again #Squids for Days
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I ban Luha for still thinking this thread still needs to be made "Great" with absurd amounts of hashtags.
And squids. Of course, can't forget that.
Luha stop talking to the tumor in your head.
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I ban Skymonger because it's damn unreal that Chaladon has the less people and has the biggest part of the world.
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I ban crooked Crow for refusing to see the truth!
There is no other way! I have yuuuuuge plans to make this great. Yuge!
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I Ban Luharis for crimes against the English language in general and the New York dialect in particular.
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I want to ban Hamster, but I can't find a reason...
I ban Hamster because he has no reason to be banned!
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I ban Crow for not being Druncle Qrow
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I return from my slumber to NOT ban Luharis for raising Trump awareness.
Also why do Americans have a 2 party system?
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But I do ban Shaded, because the pit does apparently have rules and I don't wanna get into trouble with the mods.
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I ban Huskarr for not knowing the meta behind the US election rules pretty much guarantees a two party system even though it runs contrary to what some of the founders wanted. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tWHJfhiyo
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I have banned you all at once. Carry on.
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I ban Queso because he's supposed to only ban Hamster.
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I ban shaelyn for banning queso for banning someone who is not a Hamster.
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Mwahahahaha
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Get out of here The Mann, this is my pit. I banish thou.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Falls into endless pit*
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I re-ban The Mann for forcing Queso's hand. Because I can.
(and for making it easy for me to neatly set up that rhyme)
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There hasn't been a post in the pit in over a week. I ban shaelyn.
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I ban Queso because I have not been specifically banned for my last two posts in this thread. Some one must stop my reign of terror before it is too late.
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I ban Hamster to end his reign of terror before it's too late.
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I sacrifice the new blood banner and conjure myself into a new body.
I then ban guagadu for his insolence in trying to ban Hamster.
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I ban The Mann for stopping Guagadu from doing what needed to be done.
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I ban hamster because hamsters are cute
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I ban huskarr for using such an ilogical reason for banning a hamster.
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I ban Skymonger for thinking logic exists here
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I ban Shaded because I like his profile pic
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I ban Crow for merely liking one of the Emperor's most holy warriors, serving even after death
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I ban Shaded, for my love towards Astartes is little.
Damn Dumbwatch always tryin' to kill us innocent Radical Inquisitors
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I ban Crow, because I can't into Warhammer
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I ban Huskarr for spouting heresy against the imperium.
Ye of little faith in the emperor and his sons.
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I ban Skymonger in the name of the old gods and the new.
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I ban Huskarr because I want the new chapter of ASOIAF
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I ban Crow because Samwell Tarly is best.
Also can someone make Martin write faster?
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I ban Huskarr because Jon Targaryen is best-er
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I ban Crow for not blaspheming Matthew Ward while he is insulting the Astartes
It is mandatory, have you not read the "Imperial Inquisitor's Uplifting Primer"?
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I ban Shaded for reading further than page 15362437 of the primer.
As Interrogator, my Inquisitor told me that unless I wanted to get into trouble, I shouldn't read further than that.
Purge everything, aliens, heretics, mutants. Also, suspect everyone. Even your own allies. Especially your own allies.
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I suspect that your mentor is a heretic, then.
My apologies for your impending loss.
I ban Crow so he can grieve in peace.
I also BLAM! Crow's Inquisitorial Mentor
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I ban Shaded, because he can't BLAM an Inquisitor that died power-fist-fighting a daemon.
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I ban Crow to revive this thread. (it's not a necro yet though)
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I ban Huskarr, because reviving things means less souls that I can collect for my Dead King.
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I ban Guagadu for supporting monarchy
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I ban Huskarr so I may claim the throne
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I ban Luharis for attempting to take the Grim's Dead King's throne.
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I ban Grim for not suggesting Luharis take my Throne of Madness.
I could do with a Holiday, slaughtering Jelly Babies at the local Convenience Store.
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I ban the Mann to take his throne for the time being so he can take a long deserved vacation.
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I ban Luharis, so that the Mann has to come back from his vacation, be it well deserved or not.
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I ban Huskarr for trying to ruin a vacation
I mean, I know we are talking about the Mann, the King of All Evils and Fancy Hats, but c'mon, it's still a vacation!
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I return from my wonderful vacation to the convenience store to ban lunaris for taking my throne. 8)
In other words, the jelly babies thanked your kindness as I chewed off their heads.
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I ban The Mann because I didn't notice the word "jelly" when I first read that... And it sounded quite morbid.
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I ban Guagadu for not liking dark humour
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I ban Shaded because I love dark humor.
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I ban guagadu because its too dark in here!
Somebody turn on a light, I'm laughing too much
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
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I ban the mann, because I just turned on the light so it wouldn't be dark.
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I ban Luharis to turn off the light! It's too bright in here!
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(http://puu.sh/rL5KA/a9e18b7364.jpg)
Its so dark in here, I became a goat.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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You have goat to be kidding me... I ban Mann because he has obviously goat too much time on his hands.
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I ban Guagadu for not goating with the flow and embracing it
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I ban Shaded for that goat pun.
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I ban BDR for giving that goat pun attention.
Some things are better left ignored.
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I ban Skymonger because attention needs to be given to puns. Someone needs to keep the pun train rolling.
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I ban Guagadu because this pun train would A TRACK the wrong sort of people to this discussion.
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I ban HamsterIV. Because intravenous injection of hamsters is wrong!
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I ban Queso for being literal
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I ban shaded, because if I was literally I would be a piece of cheese and unable to ban people.
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I ban Queso because it isn't easy being cheesy.
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I ban Hamster for being hamstery
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I ban Huskarr for making up words.
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Ich verbanne Guagadu, weil er mir nicht gestattet Wörter zu erfinden. Außerdem: Künstlerische Freiheit.
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I ban Huskarr for implying that his use of German is somehow artistic.
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I ban Hamster because German is the real language of love, not French.
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I ban Guagadu because Spanish disproves his argument.
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I ban Naoura because Spanish is now banned in the USA
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I ban Shaded for bringing Politics into this.
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I ban Naorua for having a hard to remember name
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I ban Shade for thinking Naoura's name is hard to remember.
I think its harder to pronounce.
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I ban Skymonger for making Fun of my name.
Seriously, it's simple: Nao-oo-ra. Naoura.
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I ban Nao-oo-ra for confusing me even more than I was before.
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I ban Guagadu for being confused
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I ban ShadedExalt for "Cooooooooo" reasons
Guagadu knows whats up
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I ban Huskarr for being too good at being a bird.
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I ban Guagadu for forcing me to intimtate birds while I was supposed to be sleeping.
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I ban Huskar and Guagadu for using in-jokes
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I ban Shaded because he doesn't understand our jokes (https://youtu.be/6-VpYgr25Ng)
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I ban Guagadu because I'm in a ban-y mood
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I ban C r o w because of spaces
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I ban Shaded for not banning C r o w for the ban-y mood...
Why does everyone want to ban the letter Y?
This is alphabetical segregation...
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I ban The Mann in a ban-m mood in an attempt to avoid segregation.
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I ban guagadu in a ban-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz mood.
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I ban the Mann because he is taking too far the trend of putting a letter after ''ban''
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I ban Crow.
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I ban Shaded as I am disgusted by the fact that he didn't even spicify why did he ban me.
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I ban Crow because I haven't been here recently
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I ban Huskarr for not being here recently
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I ban Guagadu for not welcoming Huskarr back
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I ban Shaded because the best way to welcome someone is to ban them.
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I ban Guagadu to confirm what he said
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I ban C r o w for being hipster
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I ban Shaded as banning was so last season.
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I ban BdrLineAzn because he didn't ban Shaded while caroling.
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I ban DaRebel to ensure toptier banning in the pit
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*Whacks Huskarr with Ban Hammer*
The highest ban honour I can give.
You may want to get your jaw checked...
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I bann The Mann for creatively banning Huskarr.
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*Walks up to Guagadu and pushes them into the ground up to their neck*
I guess you are now banned ;)
Even more creative ways to ban 8)
Anyone up for some Ban golf?
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I am pretty Tee'd off...
*Uses the ban hammer as a golf driver and knocks The Mann out of the Pit*
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It's a birdy xD
The same symbol my hand is expressing towards you xD
I ban thee for proclaiming to be a T-shirt.
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I xD ban xD The xD Mann xDDD
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I ban Shaded for not using 'n' twice in "ban" when banning The Mann.
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I ban Guagadu for encouraging grammar abuse
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i bannn shadeeerd. we got autcorretk XDDDDD
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Banned for spelling ban wrong.
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I ban this sassy Kestril pleb for not banning anyone. Furthermore, I ban them for assuming you can only bann through the word ban.
We accept all forms of ban here.
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I ban The Mann for strictly adhering to a specific ban format.
If all bans are accepted, than that one should be too.
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I ban kestril for misunderstanding me :)
Banned for spelling ban wrong.
Who are you banning? There is no name... one must van the person above them...
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I van the person above them because I have to.
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I ban kestril for vanning me...
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I bann The Mann and invite him into my van...
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I ban Guagadu for conspiring with lysanya!
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I ban Steambrains, because I have a cyberbrain
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I ban huskarr for #skynet (flarenet?)
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I ban SteamBrains because I have to
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I ban C R O W for not explaining why he had to ban SteamBrains
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I ban DaRebel for questioning C r o w's authoriti
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I ban Kestril for the use of the word "authoriti"
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I ban Shaded for being word-ist.
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I ban Guagadu, because he still has to make a video for Lysanya and me :-P
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I ban Huskarr for asking Guagadu to make an intimate video of two people holding Flare Guns.
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I bann The Mann for assuming flare guns... Though it appears he knows Huskarr and Lysanya very well.
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I ban Guagadu as I know everything.
I am the traveler of the three dimensions of Icarus.
I am the holder of knowledge.
I am, The Mann :P
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I ban The Mann for idolizing himself. I am the one true pit lord.
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I ban Queso for proclaiming power as the one true pit lord.
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I ban The Mann for mounting a rebellion against the One True pit lord.
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I ban Kestril for assuming there is only one pit lord
The rule of two.
Rethburn is the master
Queso is the butler
Mann will one day overthrow Rethburn... if he ever comes back...
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I ban The Mann for not assuming the Pit Papacy
I dub thee, Mann, Pope of the Pit
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I honorably ban Shaded as I accept this glorious position within the Pit.
*Adds title to profile*
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I Bann The Mann as I am splitting the pit order into an Orthodox wing that doesn't recognize the Pit Papacy.
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You dare defy my new position!
I ban thy Heretict!
FIRE THE EXTERMINATUS!
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I bann The Mann for not embracing the will of the chaos gods.
something something skulls for the skull throne.
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/706/055/086.png)
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I ban kestril for not preparing the flaks
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I ban SteamBrains for not using Artemis.
maybe that's why you didn't win
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I ban Guagadu for assuming my Artemis
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I ban SteamBrains for disconnecting midmatch during SCS.
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I ban Huskarr to celebrate my return to the forums
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I ban Carn for not bringing cake to the celebration.
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I ban Huskarr because I did bring cake, sadly it is carrot cake. So I didn't mention it earlier.
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I ban Carn, because I like carrot cake
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I ban Huskarr so he may partake of the strange vegetable dessert.
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I ban Carn so that I can steal his cake. *is hungry*
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I ban Huskarr so he can begin eating.
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I ban Carn and eat the cake.
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I ban Huskarr, as the cake is a lie.
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I ban Shaded, as GladOs should REMAIN dead.
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I ban Naoura so we get potato glados back.
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I ban Carn because potatoes are yummy
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I ban Huskarr in agreement with his statement that potatoes are yummy.
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I ban Carn because Potatoes are only sometimes yummy. Like in Potato Salad (the real, European type).
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I ban Guagadu because if someone is capable of making potatoes NOT taste good, they should not be allowed to cook.
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I ban Carn because by that logic, half the US should't be allowed to cook, on account of the Potato Salad here. I always dream of a potato salad I had in Vienna, but most of what I see here makes potato salad taste like it was fished from a dumpster. (Apparently Americans like mayonnaise a lot more than I do)
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I ban Guagadu because he knows the art of the potato salad.
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I ban Huskarr for not banning Guagadu into showing the recipe for Euro-style potato salad
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I ban Shaded because I hate mayonnaise.
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I ban Carn because mayo is pretty good, but not as good as ketchup or hot sauce.
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I ban Shaded, because I will release my mom's potato salad recipe later today, or tomorrow.
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I ban Huskarr because that's an excellent idea
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I ban Shaded as my pit lord duties demand it.
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I ban Queso for thinking that there are duties in The Pit.
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I ban Carn for shirking his duties
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I ban Shaded because I was uninformed I HAD duties in this societal cesspool we call The Pit.
What are my duties?
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I ban Carn cause he said duties hehehehe.
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I ban Queso because he said it first.
Seriously, I have duties?
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Your duties are inventing duties, Carn.
Banned for not thinking of something he has to do.
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I ban Shaded for putting the ban message into the second sentence. Too creative for me.
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I ban Guagadu because I proclaim a new duty. Bring me steak.
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I ban Carn for already making me hungry directly after I ate dinner.
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I ban Guagadu for not fulfilling the duty I assigned him.
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I ban Carn for giving Guagadu duties when he should be giving himself duties
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I ban Shaded because I am too lazy to assign myself duties.
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I ban Guagadu, because I forgot to ask my mom for the potatosalad recipe
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Just wanted to chime in here to ban Guagadu for leaving and rejoining preds atleast twice
here, have a ban
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I ban Keb for not banning Huskarr. I also ban Keb because no matter what, Grim will always be my identity, no matter how much I like the Predators.
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that's a pretty grim thing to say to someone
edit: banning huskarr to perpetuate german discrimination
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I ban Keb, because it's not my fault my ancestors were born in this country. I also ban Keb, because I have never seen him in the pit.
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I ban Huskarr, cause I don't know how to play Huskar in dota.
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I ban queso for not playing DAZZLE DAZZLE DAZZLE in dota.
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I ban Queso and Huskarr for playing the game that has eaten so many of our veterans
may they rest in peace
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I BAN SHADED BECAUSE I NEVER PLAYED DOTA 2! KILL THE IMPOSTER.
Like actually though the fact that Dota 2 has a character called Huskar is the biggest coincidence of my life.
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I blame Huskarr because there's no such thing as coincidence.
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I ban Carn, because I still don't like DotA for that reason.
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I ban Huskar for not giving it a chance
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I ban Shaded for taking chances.
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I ban Carn for not taking chances
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I ban Shaded for thinking I don't take chances.
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I ban Carn for being contradictory.
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I ban Shaded because I never said that I didn't take chances, I merely banned him for taking them himself.
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I ban Carn for being hypocritical.
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I ban Shaded because it's a good thing I hate politics. I'd probably be good at it.
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I ban carn AND shaded for not letting anyone else have a shot
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I ban Steam for banning two people at once.
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I ban Guagadu for being so bright
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I ban Shaded for being shady instead of bright.
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I ban Carn for being correct
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I ban Shaded for acknowledging Carn being correct
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I ban Crow as I am always right.
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I ban Carn for being smug
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I ban Shaded for the fun of banning Shaded.
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I ban Carn for having fun
No fun allowed
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I ban Shaded as we are in the Pit, where silliness is banished. Silliness=fun.
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I ban Carn because no fun allowed.
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I ban Queso for being unoriginal
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I bamm shadedexalt for getting rid of the cheese.
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sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton rof nnaM eht nnab I
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I ban Shaded for banning Mann and not Kestril.
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fuck
I ban Carn because he saw nothing
NOTHING
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I ban Shaded for saying a bad word.
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I ban everyone that has not voted for the next Wild Week. You may escape your ban by doing so now. Maybe. If I am in a good mood. Except Guagadu. Ban stays because rules.
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,8318.0.html
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I already voted, so I ban Richard for attempting to ban me with no cause
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I ban Shaded because I saw what you did.
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I ban Carn because no
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I ban Shaded because grammar
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I ban Guagadu for not using punctuation.
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I ban shaded. As I see you,
Shiver with Antici...
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pation.
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I bann The Mann for posting twice.
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I ban Guagadu
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For NOT posting twice.
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I ban Shaded Exalt for not posting thrice.
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I ban Kestril because Shaded did post twice.
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I ban Carn for not knowing what "thrice" means.
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I ban Kestril because I do know, however I misread it.
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I ban Carn for not paying attention to what he's reading
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I ban Shaded because I am a busy person.
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I ban Carn for not taking the advice of Ferris Bueller
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I ban Shaded because I haven't seen the movie, and so am deprived of the advice of Mr Bueller.
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I ban Carn because he's never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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I ban Shaded for not giving me a creative ban message idea.
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I ban Guagadu for lacking creativity.
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I ban Carn because...
I don't even know, it's reflex by this point.
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I ban shaded for falling into a carn x shaded logic loop
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I ban SteamBrains for banning me and breaking the Shaded > Carn > Shaded > Carn banning chain
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I ban Shaded because Guagadu broke the chain before SteamBrains did.
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I ban Carn for blaming me for all his problems.
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I ban Guagadu because he sounds willing to take everyone's collective blame.
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I ban Carn for playing the blame game.
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I ban Kestril for not blaming Shink
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I ban ShadedExalt for banning me.
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I ban Kestril for use of "an eye for an eye" logic
That logic leads down a path of destruction
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I ban Shaded as we live in a world of constant destruction and creation.
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I ban Carn for getting philosophical.
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I ban Kestril for remaining unenlightened.
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I ban Carn because him getting enlightened means that the light bill is going to be awfully high this time.
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I ban C R O W for getting high.
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I ban Shaded as getting high is the best. I mean who doesn't like being in the air at those altitudes.
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I ban Bdr for not teaching me the secret of flight.
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I ban Guagadu as there is no secret, just freedom.
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I ban Kestril for writing vertically
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I ban everyone cause I am behind on my bannings.
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I ban Queso for getting behind on banning. For shame Queso. For shame. We all know 9 out of 10 CAs encourage frequent banning for a Dev your age.
That got more amusing and convoluted than I originally planned.
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I ban Carn as i believe I'm on of the nine.
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I ban BdrLineAzn unless Carn can guess my age.
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I ban Queso and guess his age to be approximately between twenty and forty. I also guess Queso to be male.
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I ban Carn because that's what my character would do
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I ban C R O W for RPing unironically in the Pit
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I ban Shaded because there is nothing wrong with RP.
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I ban Guagadu for fun, I ban Shaded for tradition, and I ban
C R O W for trying to make a character based on me without telling me first.
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I ban Carn for only being technically correct, and then only barely.
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I ban Queso because I always allow myself a margin for error, and I really don't know much about him, so I gave myself a wide margin.
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I ban Carn for old time's sake
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I ban shaded for being old fashioned
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I ban SteamBrains for not honoring tradition.
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I ban Carn for not knowing when to abandon them and move forwards
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I ban Shaded for abandoning the wisdom of our ancestors.
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I ban Carn for insisting on nostalgic dogma.
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I ban Kestril for vilifying nostalgia
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I ban Shaded. I don't need a reason.
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I ban Carn for not having a reason.
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I ban Guagadu because my internet is down for nearly 2 weeks now
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I ban Huskarr to avenge his internet.
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I ban Carn because I want to get the guy to fix it
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I ban Huskarr for assuming the person who comes to fix his internet will be male.
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I ban Hamster for bringing complex social issues into The Pit.
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I ban Carn, because the person is male.
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I ban huskarr so that shaded can't. Which would be restarting the ShadedxCarn logic loop.
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I ban SteamBrains from trying to prevent the CarnxShaded logic loop.
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I ban Carn because I did a nekro
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I ban Huskarr for nekroing a thread almost 2 years dead.
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I ban Carn for posting in the pit.
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I ban Queso because that is a very flimsy reason for banning me.
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I ban Carn so the cycle continues
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/2/25/Sovereign_charshot.png/revision/latest?cb=20140409064900)
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I ban Shaded because the cycle must be broken.
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I ban Guagadu because I agree with him. I also ban Shaded for either being indoctrinated or a synthetic.
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I beam Carn with my lava railgun powered by space rocks because he is organic
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I return from my long absence and ban Shaded for old times' sake.
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I ban Koali to celebrate his return.
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I ban Carn because I'm mad he banned Koali first
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I ban Shaded because of self referential reasons that are obscured by tiny text
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I ban Queso because his names reminds me of CHEESE
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i ban C r o w for making me hungry
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I ban Shaded because I am always hungry. Seriously though, I've seen looks of horror and facination on people's faces when I eat.
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I ban Carn because I know the feeling
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I ban Queso, me three.
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I Ban ShadedExalt because alliance released. :P
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I ban Kestril because banning someone to celebrate is no way to do so
Go talk to Cake, they'll show you how
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I ban Shaded because 5 mines instantly exploding a ship is far more satisfying than a one-hit loch kill. Mines are the only weapons that truly matter.
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I ban Ightrril because I had to change my pants after thinking too much about 5 mines exploding on an enemy ship. It starts with the setup, then the anticipation, then the moment of truth, and finally the gentle cascade of ship parts falling to earth. Oh god I did it again. Damn you Ightrril!!!
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I ban Hamster for minegasming.
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I ban Carn for banning Hamster because OHK Loch Flak is so much more satisfying. At super long range the timing must be perfect, the lead must be perfect, and if the ship has a small hull like Junker?
You get this absolutely amazing sense of
Oh yes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ6ba-n12E)
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I ban Shaded because I am torn. The utter satisfaction of a long range loch heavy flak kill is amazing. However, multiple mines detonating simultaneously upon an opponent is truly sublime.
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I ban Carn because mines are clearly superior
All hail Phobos the Mine God
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I ban Portable Grump because he is clearly a member of the Cult of Phobos.
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I ban Hamster for assuming Grump's gender.
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I ban Ightrril for even saying that
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I ban Shaded because I haven't banned Shaded in a while.
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I ban Guagadu for caring <3
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I ban Shaded because no one covered my absence. Why did nobody want to ban in these past 9 days? :-(
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I ban Guagadu because I wasn't here for 9 days and also I think everyone's moved to the discord
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I ban shaded as I've been gone from the pit for ages and no one mentioned by absence.
Dishonorabruu.
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I bann The Mann for assuming his absence wasn't felt.
A shamefur dispray!
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I ban Guagadu for calling the pit-lord 'shamefur'
Trury. your Engrish skirrs need erevation
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I ban Shaded for appearing to not have understood the reference (https://youtu.be/U6zQ6ZqEqg0).
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I ban Guagadu for expecting me to play Total War when I am broke
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I ban Shaded to show sympathy. I hear ya.
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I ban Carn cause I am working at Muse again so I am the truest Pit Lord.
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I ban Queso for living the dream and flaunting it.
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I ban hamster because I love cats.
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I bann The Mann because Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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I ban Guagadu because bork (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1H0leZhXcY)
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.161317883.9034/flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg)
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I ban Shaded because meow (https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCatTrapIsWorking/)
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I ban Guagadu because I have a totally even number of salutes.
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I ban the Mann for banning Guagadu before I could hisss (https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneks/)
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I ban Shaded because i am sick and tired of these muvafluffing sneks on my plane!
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I ban Shaded, Guagadu, and Mann for bringing base memes into the Pit.
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I ban Carn for banning multiple people. Or one person with multiple accounts. You may never know...
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Sh1t! Our cover is blown, BAN HIM!
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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, BE BANNED, MANN, BE BANNED AND NEVER RETURN
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i bAN sHADEDeXALT FOR INAPPROPRIATE USE OF CAPITOL LETTERS.
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I ban hamster for letting shaded do this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57Ce5ZjOVA)
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I ban Mann to celebrate my success in reducing this thread to anarchy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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I ban Carn because the anarchists need to be banned to restore order!
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I ban Guagadu for being a slave to order instead of the freedom of chaos.
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I [BLAM!] Carn for letting Chaos take control of them!
(https://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2011/10/13/281231-Heresy%20Stamp.png)
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I ban Shaded for thinking I was a guardsman and therefore subject to blamming. I also ban Shaded because I can't decide between Khorne and Tzeentch.
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I ban Carn for being indecisive and assuming an Inquisitor/Commissar is incapable of [BLAM!]ming people other than Guardsmen
clearly Tzeentch is best
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I ban Shaded for still replying to this day
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I ban Erom for not Banning Shaded for his Chaos Ideals. FIRE THE EXTERMINATUS AT THESE HERETICS!
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I ban The Mann for assuming I'm a heretic; We've done research, Tzeentch is objectively best
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I ban Shaded and the entire Inquisition for the lols.
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I ban Carn and all 4 Chaos gods to watch them rage impotently.
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I ban Shaded because a) Khorne is always raging, this is nothing new b) Tzeentch raging will likely induce coups c) Nurgle raging will likely spread multitudes of horrific diseases and d) Slanesh raging will lead to many non-consenting encounters.
So congrats, you may have encouraged a warp storm.
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I ban carn for not accepting my non-consensual offer in honor of Slanesh.
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I ban the Mann for bringing Slaanesh into these relatively family friendly forums >:( >:( >:(
I also ban Carn because I added impotently; Khorne can smash nothing, Nurgle's diseases are as effective as the common cold, all of Tzeentch's schemes go Not As Planned, and Slaanesh, for the very first time in it's immortal life, cannot get it up.
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I ban Shaded because Khorne can just send minions to smash in his stead, Nurgle can still reduce the combat efficiency of the imperial guard by giving them the sniffles, even if Tzeentch's plans don't go as planned they will still cause problems, and Slanesh doubtless has other means of doing what they do.
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I ban Carn because I am still the true Pit Lord.
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I ban Queso because I never doubted that.
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I ban Carn for not doubting everything
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I ban Shaded because I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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I ban Carn because unlike Motti I respect the force.
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I ban Shaded because his sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-...
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I ban hamster as I miss his squeaky voice... even though you're always mute when I see you in game...
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I ban The Mann because I should be asleep.
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I ban Queso, because I should be working.
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I ban Huskarr because I should be catching up on the English work I am very behind on
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I ban Shaded, Huskarr, and Queso for poor time management skills.
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I ban Carn for acting like he doesn't have them
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I ban Shaded because I actually have good time management skills.
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I ban Carn for claiming an impossibility
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I ban Shaded for thinking that it is impossible.
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I ban Carn for having time management skills
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I ban Shaded for reasons that have been redacted.
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I ban Carn because your post isn't edited to redact, you just pre-redacted them.
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I ban Queso because nothing says that I can't pre-redact anything.
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I ban Carn because it's what I do.
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I ban Kestril because I am in a warm room and I ate a big lunch and now I am sleepy.
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I ban Queso for being comfortable.
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I ban Carn because I am not comfortable. It is too warm, and being sleepy is bad when I am trying to get work done.
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I ban Queso's mind for overruling the desires of Queso's body.
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I ban Hamster because I don't believe in a separation of body and mind.
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I ban Queso for not keeping Queso's body and mind in balance.
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I ban Carn because that's like saying I need to keep my left leg and digestive system balanced.
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I ban Queso for not being at least a little spiritual
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I ban Shaded because the complexity and beauty of human experience is sufficient for me without muddying it with non-meaning.
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I ban Queso for being satisfied. Satisfaction leads to the halting of development and evolution.
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I ban Carn for misunderstanding evolution. Evolution is driven by natural selection, not lack of satisfaction.
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I ban Kestril because I was referring to personal evolution, not the progression of one species.
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I ban Carn because constant pursuit of growth can be a dangerous goal. All things in moderation.
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I ban Queso for following the safe path. I also ban myself for bringing serious topics like philosophy, math, and politics into the Pit.
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I ban Carn for neglecting to remember that the Pit consumes all, even the above topics
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I ban Shaded for the Pit was made to store silliness, weirdness, overly debated threads, and other such random things.
Hast thou not read the Pit rules?
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I ban carn because... I love ice cream! :'(
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I ban Mann because you didn't put something new to be described in the description thread.
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I ban Carn because it's been a long time since I did it
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I ban C r o w to celebrate.
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I ban Carn for using 'space' between each of the letters of the name! I did it because apperently simply "Crow" was taken!
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I ban C r o w because that's no reason to say C r o w is wrong. Crow would be a nickname for C r o w.
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I ban Queso for making me question the very nature of my name and being.
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I ban C r o w because I can and should
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I ban Queso because he's being exceptionally present, instead of appearing once every full moon like he did a year or so ago
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I ban C r o w because somebody must be offering up tortilla chips for Queso to dip himself in, and that is why he is present.
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I ban Carn because you do not dip queso into tortilla chips, you dip tortilla chips into queso.
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I ban Queso because every substance has a solid and a liquid form.
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I ban Carn for making me imagine solid queso in liquid tortilla chips
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I ban Queso for not imagining it sooner.
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I ban Physics so solid Queso dipped into liquid tortilla chips is a possibility
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I ban Shaded because solid Queso should at least be possible, though it would be warm. As for liquid tortilla, dough kept warm and frequently stirred maybe?
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I ban Carn for being the user above me
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I ban Queso for utilitarianism
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I ban Shaded because utilitarianism isn't a bad thing.
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(http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/468275/24417734/1393178387327/smbc2.png?token=3PP7ROS1%2BDEogpgv0dJc%2Bf4aGXI%3D)
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1480435248-20161129.png)
Depends on your perspective.
I ban Carn.
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I ban Shaded because The Utilitarian sounds like an efficient hero.
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I ban Carn because this place is getting quiet...
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I ban The Mann because it is too quiet.........
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I ban Carn because I am watching a loading bar
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I ban Queso for not paying enough attention to that loading bar. It is probably done by now but did you even notice? Some one worked hard to make that loading bar and the very least you can do is sit there an watch it to completion.
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I ban Hamster because unless a loading bar is amusing, there is not much reason to constantly watch it.
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I ban Carn because too much of my life is loading bars
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If I ever needed a name for a cyberpunk drinking establishment though, I would definitely call it The Loading Bar
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I double ban Queso for double posting.
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I ban ramjamslam because Queso should totally open up The Loading Bar.
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I ban Carn because that sounds expensive.
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I ban Queso for trying to wiggle out of providing cheese based snacks at his Loading Bar establishment. I want to eat a Quesadilla in a bar owned by Queso while making the cheesiest joke I can think of.
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I ban Hamsters I - X because hamsters might make me fail health inspection at my new bar.
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I ban Queso for not running a Hamster branded Bar.
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I bann The Mann because it could never compete with a cat cafe.
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I ban Queso because you just need to find the right niche market.
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I ban Carn for not being supportive.
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I bann The Mann for starting a new page of this forsaken thread.
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I ban Queso as I'm pretty sure that this thread is undying.
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I ban Carn for banning me on the previous page.
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I bamRamJamSlamDamnBlamWhamYamNammZammClamBan RamJamSlam because I miss his face in game.
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I ban The Mann for not being able to hit bamRamJamSlamDamnBlamWhamYamNammZammClamBan RamJamSlam's face in game. It seems like a very big face.
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I ban Hamster because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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I ban Carn because his name sounds like corn.
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I ban Queso because that was a corny comment.
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I ban Carn for his cheesy pun
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I ban Queso for not liking cheese, as Queso is cheese.
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I ban Carn for not eating the cheese...
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I ban Mann because I ate the cheese long ago...........
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I ban Carn for eating me
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I ban Queso for being so delicious.
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I ban Carn for being a Pit dweller and eating cheese.
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I ban Bdr for being a Pit Dweller who didn't eat the cheese.
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I ban Carn for not living up to his pit dwelling potential.
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I ban Queso for not encouraging my Pit Dwelling potential.
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I ban Carn for even having Pit Dwelling Potential
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I ban Shaded for trying to crush my potential. What are you? My evil stepparent?
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I ban Carn as I maybe playing this often again.
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I ban Bdr because I can't
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I ban Shaded because I must
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I ban Ramjamslam for not defying his fate to ban Shaded.
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I ban Carn because I am on the forums
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I ban all as I am The Pit.
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I ban BdrLineAzn because you can't be the pit, because I am the Pit Lord and I would have noticed.
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I ban Queso for failing to notice BdrLineAzn becoming one with The Pit.
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I ban Hamster because I haven't banned anyone in over a month.
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I ban Carn for falling back into old habits.
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I ban Queso for discouraging my Pit Posting. I question your qualifications as Pit Lord.
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I ban Carn for being discouraged. The pit is no place for the weak willed.
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I Ban Quest for making my weak willed self feel unwelcome in the pit. If that is ok with everyone.
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˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʇxǝʇ ʎpoolq ʎɯ ƃuᴉddᴉlɟ ɹoɟ ΛIɹǝʇsɯɐH uɐq I
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I ban Skybox because I'm now a CA so I must find a way to abuse this power
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I ban Bookkeeper for willfully being unethical.
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I ban Carn to nekro this thread in 2k18
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I ban Huskarr because it is the right thing to do.
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I ban Queso for the pages of this thread lost in the server restoration. Their silliness is gone but not forgotten.
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I ban Hamster to pay my respects for the lost pages.
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I ban Carn for paying his respects
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I ban flibergdde for necroing this.
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I ban Naoura for not necroing this thread.
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I ban Carn for not necroing this thread himself, since I already maxxed my necormancer tree.
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I ban Naoura because if had necroed this thread, that means I would have double posted, and that's just tacky.
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I ban Carn for thinking his actions aren't tacky anyways.
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I ban Naoura for having too many vowels.
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I ban Queso for having just as many vowels.
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I ban Naoura for having too many vowels.
Same
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I ban Carn for being lazy and not banning me himself.
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I ban Naoura for not taking the initiative to just ban themselves.
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I ban Cheesy Crackers because your name makes me hungry
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I ban Carn because now I'm hungry too.
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I ban Queso for not being actual Queso
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I ban Naoura because sentient cheese sounds horrible.
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I ban carn for assuming how I eat my cheese.
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I ban Naoura for banning because of an assumption.
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I ban flibergdde for assuming I assumed anything.
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I ban Naoura for assuming I made and assumption about their assuming
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I ban everyone in this thread for being in this thread.
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I ban Queso for being in this thread much earlier than me.
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I ban Naoura for being in this thread earlier than me
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I ban flibergdde for not getting here earlier.
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I ban Naoura for killing this thread, again
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I ban Bookkeeper for necroing this thread.
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I ban Naoura because this thread should always be necro'd
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I ban Queso as I sit on my bad eating weeto's.
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I bann The Mann because I don't know what a weeto is
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I ban Queso for not knowing what a Weeto is.
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I ban Naoura for knowing what a Weeto is.
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I ban flilbergdde for assuming I know what a Weeto is.
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I ban Naoura for assuming I made an assumption about their knowledge of Weetos.
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I ban flibergdde for over using the root word assume in flibergdde's previous ban of Naoura.
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I ban Carn because I want root beer.
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I ban Queso because now I want root beer too.
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I ban Carn because Root Beer is expensive.
:'(
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I ban The Mann because you could drink cheap root beer, it's just bad.
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I ban Queso for claiming that any root beer is bad.
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I ban Carn for having no standards
(also because A&W exists)
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I ban Queso for being a root beer snob.