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[RedRoach]

I ban Jawjee for attempting (and clearly failing) to ban math from the pit.

[Replaceable]

I ban Redroach because he clearly has failed to ban math (Maths)...

Squid max speed= 47ms^-1
Max engine force, using F=ma.  m_squid=50,000kg a_squid=5.5ms^-2
F=5.5(50,000)= 275,000N
Dynabuff hammer gives + 25% power to engines. 1.25(275,000)=343,750N
Moonshine gives +200% thrust to engines. 3(343750) = 1,031,250N

The squids new acceleration under these conditions is given by F/m=a=20.635ms^-2

Given that we are time traveling with a squid, we will travel 1 ms^-1 faster than the speed of light.
Or 299,792,459ms^-1

Now using:

v²=u²+2as

s=(v²-u²)/2a

_{(And ignoring that Galilean relativity doesn't work at speeds approaching the speed of light...)}

s=(299,792,459²)/2(20.635) = 2.17x10¹⁵m or 2,170,000,000,000,000m

Q.E.D

Therefore 100% conclusively showing that if you burn a squids engines with moonshine for 2,170,000,000,000,000 metres you will go faster than the speed of light and time travel. Trust me.

Moonshine would have to be on for, 6669 years. (LOL 69)

Note. A lochna-Harpoon can be used to pull yourself through wormholes.

The following proof is done without accidental errors. All errors are on purpose.

Sources:

• GOIO wiki
• Google

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for bringing math to a geek.

If the squid moves at a speed of 47 ms^-1, then the squid is moving at approximately a pace of less than 4.7 ms, therefore chaning the equation immensely. The max egine force is reduced down by a tenth, resutling in F= 27,500N, and the dynabuff hammer, adding to it 6875N. The Moonshine, in addition to it needing to be held up by buff engies and spanner whacks, will give a 200% increase in base thrust, adding an additional 50,000N. With both increases of 50,000 and 6,875N, the new force would be pushed up to a whopping 84,375N. The heavy decrease in power would decrease the maximum output of the squid. However, it also does not change it's acceleration, which still slows until hitting max speed. Therefore, when using the current acceleration equation, of F/m=a=11.645ms^-2, the squid is unable to push past the given speed of light, or 30,000,000 km/s, which shows that given current utilities, the squid is unable to time travel.

AP classes be like "You got a B, you didn't show your work"

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because one of the assumptions is that there is no max acceleration. And there is no max speed.

Because that's what the lochna-poon really does.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for considering the power of the loch-poon.

Which totally sounds like something else that would in theory be cool but in practice really messy.

[Cheesy Crackers]

I ban RedRoach because Loch-Poon sounds like some weird sex move

[RedRoach]

I ban Cheesy Crackers for siding with the murderer of the wall

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because the ship name Lochna-Poon is not aloud on GOI.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for making a ship sound like a weird sex move. Probably a squid.

[Queso]

I ban RedRoach because I haven't banned anyone in a while.

[RearAdmiralZill]

I ban Queso for no real reason in particular.

[Riggatto]

I ban Zill for not having a reason

[macmacnick]

I ban Riggatto for [ERROR 404: REASON NOT FOUND]. Oh, whoops. I meant for [REDACTED].

[RedRoach]

I ban macmacnick for causing errors in his bans

[Mod Josie]

I ban RedRoach for causing bans in his errors.