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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 01:16:15 am »

*takes the pills from Yiski without a second thought and slowly starts walking towards a table to sit down*

*instead of pulling out a chair, falls face first into the table and takes it to the ground with him*

*out cold*

Well, hell... should have seen that coming... eh, he'll be fine in the morning.

*Yiski grabs a blanket and a pillow*
*Yiski lifts Psyran's head and places the pillow underneath and spreads the blanket over him*

Yeah, he looks comfortable.

*Turns off the lights in the saloon*


--End of Day One--
(No more posts till I open up. Whenever it may be)

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 01:09:00 am »

*Yiski approaches the middle of the saloon*

Alright everybody! It's a half past 4! I gotta close up for the night... err.. morning.... whatever I just need to close up, take stock, and other saloon type business. No worries, it'll be open by the time you lot get sobered up.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 12:57:15 am »

Hey we all have to tough it out and learn the hard way. A funny story about that, I don't know if I told you that on a junker that I was on before, I was walking around where the tarp was and right under me it ripped. Luckily what saved me was my skivvies hooked on one of the overhanging scrap. Well lets just say i can't sit for a week and that I have to be aware more ofter.

Hahaha.... I bet you hanging by your skivvies was a pleasant sight to your captain!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 12:54:12 am »

*tries to reply to Yiski, but is unable to speak*

*instead, he just mouths the word 'water'*

Well, I got good news and bad news. The good news water doesn't help. It'll make things worse. The bad news is the stuff I need to douse a Dragon pepper is... well... let's just say I can't make it. Hmm.... I guess there wasn't any good news at all...

*Yiski ponders a moment while Psyran is gasping for air*

Wait! I do have something.

*Yiski casually walks up to the bar, reaches over and under the counter, and pulls out a small clear container filled with pills*
*Yiski casually walks back to Psyran*

This should do the trick, but be warned, it'll have a hell of after kick.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 12:48:03 am »

Oi looks like Sunder might be out. Yiski another if you may.

Damnit... Zill, Skyraider, get Sund into the back room and make sure he's still alive.

*Yiski walks to the behind the bar and makes another drink. Walks over to BdrLineAzn with another Hellfire*

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 24, 2013, 12:46:16 am »

"KABOOOOOM! AHAHAHAHHAAAaAaaaahh..!" The door is slammed open, and in rushes a slightly hunching captain, he walks in with drunken movements, his boots clanking ever so soundly against the wooden floorboards, he looks around, grinning with a toothy, yellowed smile-

"So..! Which one of you lads be givin' thar next round?!" he fired, looked over the husky voiced man, he seemed no older than thirty, yet ever so
decreipt and veteraned on the fields of flight. He tredges further into the tavern and sits down at the bar, looking around ever so proudly.

"There any crews needing a help in setting out tomorrow? I lost my dear pearl to a man in the "Black Bats" inn just across. Anyone interested?!" He shouted, clearly intoxicated and out of his typical manner, clutching that champagne bottle in his hand as was it his only and truest friend on earth.

Captain RethBurn, how many it's certainly been a while since you've come stumbling into my saloon in your sorry state. Currently this round is on BdrLineAzn.

*Yiski hands RethBurn a shot of Regret (strong stuff used for strong drunks. used to sober them up... instantly)*

Also how many ships is that now? 3, 4? I still can't imagine how you manage to get your hands on so many ships just to lose them.

*Yiski turns when he hears the mallet strike and sees N-Sunderland on the ground and Furrymessiah*

THE HELL! You know the rules. If you're gonna start this, then you better take it outside. Last time you two started this crap, it involved all of us, and it ended Zill in the infirmary for two weeks, Skyraider almost losing another eye, the two of you in jail, and leaving me to pay for all the damages caused by your flare guns and bailing you idiots out.

*Yiski heads back to bar and returns to BdrLineAzn and Psyran with two mugs of Anvala's Battle Standard*
*Yiski sees the peppers in BdrLineAzn's hands*

I see you got some Dragon Peppers from the market earlier. Tried to get some myself, but it was already sold out. That stuff light your innards on fire.... figure it's true since it's used in the flamer ammo. *Sees Psyran in pain* You probably should have warned the rook about it.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 11:23:05 pm »

Also Zill, how's ye Goldfish doin'? Still on fire! Ha ha! Ehhhh......... I might be more drunk, or stupid, than anyone else here.

*Yiski facepalms*

You were never one for alcohol.

*Walks back to the bar and fixes Psyran a double Hellfire*

Now I know BdrLineAzn can handle this stuff, but I'm sure you've read the sign outside about this stuff. Remember, you die, not my fault. End of story.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 11:05:44 pm »

*Yiski turns to face Zill*

I swear, the rookies keep looking younger and more brazen by the years. My god They always want to prove themselves. I still remember when we went on our first mission. We mistook a trade ship for a damned raider. *Laughs* Anyways since I'm gonna assume you've ran this past crew ragged, you're gonna need a new men or women for your next run. Why not take the rook?

*Yiski takes a sip of his No.2 and turns to Skyraider*

And Skyraider, we all know who the hell you are. I swear you've used the same intro for the past few years. Why not change up your intro a bit.

*Yiski walks to the bar goes back and hands Skyraider a mug of Yiski's Reserve*

And of course you can't fix stupidity with a spanner! Yer supposed to use the damn hammer!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 10:41:30 pm »

"Of course, Yisk, you would know, havin' been under my mallet a time or two. Not half as hard as I've given it to Zill, but then again, he enjoys it less." Giving the man a wink, she picks up one of the pints and downs it like a man dying of thirst, setting the glass down and belching demurely. "As for the tab, go ahead. I'll pay you once my boss settles his tab with me."

Bah, I've yet to recover from that last hit two months back! I swear, if you were any angrier, I'd thought you were intentionally trying to kill me. Anyways, I know your good on your tab.

*Yiski downs the remainder of his Hellfire*

Damn I can never get enough of this stuff.

With a slight limp, and a dusty mask, he swings the door wide and lets it slam. Standing there in his finest officer jacket (dust and time have not been kind to it) he beckons for 2 barrels to be carried in by a rough bunch behind him. As the barrels roll toward the bar, he surveys the room. No patron could see though the old hazard mask, warn for their protection moreover than his. His boots sound heavy as he inspects patrons on his way to Yiski...

Boy this bunch looks rough Yiski. What you been offering these days?

"Gives a pat on his back"

Finest rum and moonshine in them barrels. The desert sure didnt want them to leave her sight either. Lets say we have a swig before it gets dusty.

"Beckons for a round on him and gives a glance at Furry"

About time somethin' prettier than BdrLine came out of that wasteland.

He walks to his usual table and props up a chair for his tired body.

*Yiski staring at the man and immediately recognizing Zill*

By the gods, I was wondering when you'd come back from your salvage mission. Thought the council finally decided to get rid of you by giving you the Scrap job.

*Inspects the barrels*

Holy hell, you actually manage to find a barrel of Anvala Vintage No.2 and No.3. Thought the last of the stuff was lost forever and in the last place anybody expects to find it. I gotta say Zill, you're constantly full of surprises.

*Yiski hands himself a mug of No.2 and Zill a mug of No.3*
*Each raise their mugs to each other.*

To clear skies!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 10:32:01 pm »

Hah! You know I can hardly aim a flare gun anyways.

I'm surprised you thought I'd finally fallen! Me, of all people! Was it not I who once held a Squid together against an armada of raiding Galleons, using nothing but a potted plant? Was it not I who rebuilt the dreadnought entirely in three hours, despite crashing it in the exact same spot five minutes later? Was it not I who managed to keep my captain's Junker alive long enough that we defeated our foes with nothing but a tar barrel?

Anyways, it suffices to say that those raiders have seen better days. We were flying through the fjords, minding our own business, when a hundred, nay, two hundred of those raiders came flying out from behind the mountains! Child's play.

But that's enough blabber for now. I'll take the usual.

By the clear skies your whole grand adventures are hopped up on hydrogen as usual.
*Yiski hands N-Sunderland what appears to be a black liquid*
Still can't believe you drink this stuff. I swear you're the only one in this whole world who probably does.

*finds an empty table and sits down with his drink*

*politely dusts off his boots before placing them on the table, as he leans back and takes a swig of his ale*

I like this place. A little tame, but alright. Some of you old timers act like you've got your pantyhose all twisted, though...

*Yiski shoots a glance at Psyran*

Oi, rookie, you had best be careful. Most of the regulars who come by are the best at what they do. Hell, the only reason Anvala still stands is because of us.

*Yiski takes a large swig of Hellfire behind the counter*

If you want to last longer than you first magazine clip, then you better mind some manners. As far as being tame, the night hasn't started yet and you've yet to see the other big shots.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 10:02:45 pm »

*without looking up from my drink*

Yiski remember first round one all on me.

*then turns to Pysyran*

And like i said earlier still a little green. Just watch your self when it comes these parts. I was once like you, all green and not knowing where to put myself. And getting Furrymessiah steamed.... well like Yiski said, your death wish.

Give me a nice cool one that Hellfire is getting to me.

*Looks at BdrLineAzn* I know. I know. Why'd ya think I didn't ask for any coin. *Hands BdrLineAzn and Psyran Frost Fire Ale* This should put you back straight.

(Little known fact. Frost Fire Ale has the same recipe as Hellfire. The effects of the either drink are determined by how each - and subsequently all specialty drinks - ingredient is mixed.)

This is a holdup! Hand over all your plushies or the place goes up in flames!

*points portable flare gun at drinks*

*Stares at N-Sunderland for a few seconds*
*Whole saloon is oddly silent*
*Everyone erupts in laughter*
*Yiski wipes a tear from his eye*

Dammit N-Sunderland, no matter how many times you've pulled that stunt over the years, I'm almost positive you're gonna accidentally pull the blasted trigger and be the death of me and everybody in this district. Now sit yourself down and tell us where you've been the past couple of weeks. Thought the raiders finally got the best of you and your captain.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 09:15:00 pm »

*walks in slowly and takes a seat in the corner*
Please. Grog.

Here you go. The highest quality grog this side of Anvala.

With a casual swagger and a bloodstained mallet tucked into the loop on the side of...'her' coveralls, the one and only Furry saunters into the establishment. Eyes obscured with a set of jaunty goggles and her hair pinned back into a loose explosion that could be, in the loosest terms, considered a ponytail, the tall, lanky drink of water made her way up to the barkeep. Looking over the assembled patrons, her nostrils curled at the obvious perfume of equal parts desperation, machismo, and misappropriated flamer fuel.

Putting her hands palms-down on the counter, she barked a gruff laugh, then cast her gaze over at the tender. "You got cider here, chum? If y'do, I'll take two pints, and a packet of cracklin's."

*snickers at the gal* You should be careful, them ain't exactly the friendly skies.

*drinks the offered cup in one swing... then realizes how stupid that was and suffers the burn* Well now... *cough* Fine stuff you've got here. I saw these flying contraptions passing overhead and I figured that it seemed like a good time. I haven't exactly figured out my trade, since I'm handy with anything that I've got in my hands. I can fly, shoot, and fix just about anything that moves.

*Looks over to Psyran after serving BerserkArcher*

Better watch yourself Psyran. I've seen what Furrymessiah can do when she's miffed. And when she's carrying her mallet, she's more furious than 20 hwachas loaded with burst rounds.

*Carries two pints of Furrymessiah's favorite cider*

Here you go. Should I add it to your tab?

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World / Re: Favourite town?

« on: February 23, 2013, 05:28:21 pm »

As a gunner, it would have to be the City of Anvala.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 05:07:28 pm »

Hell, had a time trainin' and prospecting new crewmates. Bartender give me your biggest mug of Hellfire. I know it be suicidal but I'll pay for it, didn't get the nickname "borderline" if I weren't crazy. What the hell not, first rounds on me, and don't fret about money just take out what you need from my unconscious body.

Welp, your funeral. *Hands a mug of Hellfire to you* Clear skies!

*Yells* Alright. The next rounds is on our fine brother here.

*Stumbles in and looks around* Oh, crap... what have I gotten myself into this time...

Well you couldn't have stumbled into a better place. Take a seat and let's have a look at you.

*Looks at you* Well, it doesn't look serious. Fortunately, I've got some rum that'll perk you up. Here *hands you a small mug* this one's courtesy of BdrLineAzn.

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game

« on: February 23, 2013, 05:02:23 pm »

Marriage and children.