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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 10:40:36 am »
Mario Kart 64

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 25, 2013, 10:37:37 am »
--Start of Day Three--

*Yiski fixes up the door and uses a different lock and hinge layout*
*Yiski runs a standard maintenance check on all the equipment*

*Yiski tests the new lock system and leaves it unlock*
*Turns on the open sign at 1 p.m.*
*Yiski takes a step outside and sees MasX's squid hovering overhead along with Psyran*

Good grief.... this is way to early to have to deal with a pest. Now where's my giant swatter? MasX, park that damn ship in the docks and get your and Psyran's asses in here.

*Yiski walks back inside*

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 10:32:26 am »
Hungry Hungry Hippos

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 09:36:00 am »
Brownies (since I'm currently eating them)  :)

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 09:22:51 am »
Brinner (breakfast for dinner. thank you Scrubs)

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 01:16:53 am »
4 chan

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 25, 2013, 01:07:56 am »
*Yiski opens the door. His entire outfit is pitch black and still emanating what could only be considered smoke. As he walks through the saloon Yiski is wearing a wide grin across his face. Yiski walks up to Zill and lays down a gatling gun on Zill's table*

Knew I could always count on you to provide me a gun when I need to run down some of my deadbeats. If you're wondering how it went this time, it was better. I only had to use 30 rounds before the bloody bastards paid up.

*Yiski walks over to the bar and relieves Roland, the replacement barkeep*

Good work as usual on short notice. Here's the 15 silver I owe per our agreement.

*Sees PapaParadox*

By the skies, I haven't seen you around these parts in months! I thought you'd forgotten about us all this time. Sorry about not being around today. Had to do a little collections.

*Yiski places a large sack on the counter of what many believed to be what was owed to Yiski*
*Yiski looks at the clock and realizes its a 2:30 a.m.*

Damn! This took longer than usual. Sorry for the inconvenience mates. Hopefully Roland was able to keep up with all your orders. Sadly it's time for me to close up shop.

--End of Day 2--
(Again... No more posts till I reopen.)

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 04:12:37 pm »
Fine! Maybe I'll just fire it at some rook, do a favour for us all.

As long as it's far and way from the Hellfire barrels, go for it.

Damn those new nuggets can redecorate my whole air docks in quite a short time. This time around they were experimenting with some of those Dragon Peppers that I've bought into the engines. Let's just say that the "Starlight" and two of my docks will be offline for a few days.

*Walks up to the bar and grabbed a seat*

Yiski my good man looks like I need a shot to clear my mind from this.

By the skies you sure as hell need a drink. I don't see why you gotta experiment so often with the damn Dragon peppers! All those are good for is making the flamers burn bright and hot. Plus, it does wonders for a few of my own concoctions.

*Yiski fixes up a Frost Fire Ale and hands it to BdrLineAzn*

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 03:20:56 pm »
*Chugs the dinner brew through his mask and beckons to Yiski*
 
Those friggen engies had me up all night. Something about me using too much hydrogen or some rot. The Council also gave me a new job. Gotta head north for some specialty items. Ill be needing some crew soon that dont nag about a little frost on their mustache.

*Yiski laughs*

You know how engineers get when you start breaking their toys. In fact, I can recall a time where you balloon and engines were always on the brink of failing and hearing the engineers constantly screaming.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 01:38:57 pm »
*Shrugs*

Meh, must be all that time I spent around lochnagar round powder.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 01:18:38 pm »
Personally I've always found your hellfires to be quite mild, Yiski. Not sure why the rooks make such a big deal every time they try it. I think we should try to keep these kids out of here. I mean really, you don't want to have to go through another murder trial, do you?

Sky, you're memory's getting worse and worse. Probably because of all the Hellfires you've had. I was never on trial for murder. I was called as a witness in a murder proceeding to defend bloody Furry when she massacred those saps for whistling at her.

Poor suckers never stood a chance. Luckily she got acquitted on a technicality.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:59:59 pm »
Pour me a mornin' brew would yea? Need to wake up after explaining to that last bunch why they only got half I promised.

*Yiski gives Zill a deadpan look*

Really? Morning? Just when did you wake up? It's blasted half past 4 in the afternoon.

*Yiski fixes a drink behind the bar*
*Hands Zill the drink*

Here, what you need now is a dinner brew.

*Yiski walks to N-Sunderland with two Hellfires in hand*

I swear if I didn't know any better, you and BdrLineAzn are having a competition to see who'll die first from my Hellfires.

*Yiski looks over to Skyraider*

Sky, in all honesty, the mask wasn't much of an improvement before you had your incident.

*Yiski chuckles to himself*

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 12:34:31 pm »
*walks in with a bandage on his arm*
Boy, them doctors sure know how to cure a hangover. Too bad they couldn't do much for my sore face. What's on the menu for today?

*Yiski stares at Psyran*

Rook, you'll learn soon enough there is no menu.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:07:25 am »
*Yiski observes as the whole set of events play out*
*Gets a few mugs of Yiski's Special Ale and hands them out to the guys*

Goddammit N-Sunderland!

*Yiski pulls out a note reading "How much Sund owes me for doors" and putting on a tenth mark*

You do realize by the next time you get paid, all that money is commin to me for the cost of fixing the damn door.

*Yiski walks over to the fallen door and lifts it back into place.*
*Yiski pulls out some spare hinges and the door is fixed*

The only reason I keep all these spare door parts because you're never patient. The reason the door was still locked was because I hadn't even turned on the open sign!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: February 24, 2013, 09:40:56 am »
--Start of Day Two--

*Around 10 a.m., Yiski walks downstairs from his room above the saloon.*
*Yiski still notices Psyran still K.O.d*
*Yiski calls the local medics*
*Few minutes later, medics pick up Psyran and take him to the nearest infirmary*

*Around 12 p.m., Yiski heads to the market and picks up a few ingredients for the saloon*

*Around 4 p.m., Burning Skies Saloon opens*
(Cue wave of posts)

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