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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 11:36:52 am »

Five brass huh... Alright.

*Places a two large mugs under the tap*
*Hands SeaWulfie the both mugs*

Here's two mugs of what I consider your above average ale. Lucky for you, I've got a special going. Now drink up and enjoy.

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game

« on: February 23, 2013, 11:22:50 am »

Pokemon

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 11:21:38 am »

Hell everything here is cheap. The rum, ale, grog, and even Hellfire are all cheap. It just depends on how much you got.

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game

« on: February 23, 2013, 10:03:18 am »

The Breakfast Club

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 10:01:36 am »

Plushie costs vary depending on which model you plan on getting. Currently I'm up to the Mk.III on certain plushies.

The standard drinks are fairly cheap given the saloon is frequented regularly and thus I have good supply agreements with distributors. Now when it comes to the Hellfire... it'll depend on the size. Standard shots will cost you, but if you're feeling suicidal and get a mug, I'll pay in prototype plushies for those able to survive.

The nifty thing about the Hellfire is it be used as fuel, but makes for a much more effective ammunition. I feel sorry for the poor raider bastards who I've used it against. Basically, dipping the ship in the frozen waters of the Fjords can't put out the flames.

Oddly, I've learned the plushies can be used as fuel too. Probably because during the final refining processes, the fabric used is made up of 80% kerosene and 20% love and care.

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The Cantina / Burning Skies Saloon

« on: February 23, 2013, 12:09:24 am »

Welcome brethren of the skies to the Burning Sky Saloon! When I'm not blasting raiders attempting to take my plushie refinery, I will be running this lovely establishment.

This will be where many of you will unwind, let loose, and consume obscene amounts of rum or grog until your next mission. We'll recant our stories and previous missions, sing to our hearts content, and reminisce of our fallen. While I don't mind a good fight breaking out now and again, taking things too serious or far you'll find yourself wishing you were on a burning squid surrounded by galleons.

While I do have the standard rum and grog found in any watering hole, you'll only find my specialty drinks here which are a highly guarded secret (which may or may not involved flamer fuel, gunpowder, and a pinch (sometimes a lot) of lochnagar powder) and aptly named Hellfire.

Few words of caution:
(1) DRINK IMMEDIATELY. You don't want to know what happens when it sits for a while.
(2) KEEP IT FAR AWAY FROM ANY HEAT SOURCES. Last poor soul learned that the hard way. Never did manage to find all his fingers.
(3) NEVER LET IT TOUCH SKIN. It hurts to say the least.
(4) NEVER LET THE FIRST THREE CONDITIONS OCCUR AT THE SAME TIME. Ever.

Clear skies and good sailing to you all.

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The Pit / Re: First Thought Game

« on: February 22, 2013, 11:44:44 pm »

Angry mob using landmines.

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Gameplay / Re: Balance Concerns & Questions 1.1.4

« on: February 22, 2013, 04:15:34 pm »

Why did loch rounds get changed where it now locks the gun in place once loaded?

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The Lounge / Re: Introductions!

« on: February 22, 2013, 04:08:05 pm »

Yiski reporting in for blowing stuff up.

Started off as an engineer, but gunning things down is where I shine best. I have a high proficiency of all the guns. I crew for any pilot worth their weight is gunpowder and rum. You'll see me frequently as an engineer and only as a pilot when I decide to throw sense and sanity overboard.

Always willing to help those who want to be helped.