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World / Re: Lies, Dirty Lies, and Propaganda
« on: September 06, 2015, 01:13:32 pm »
"Merchant's; dressin' all hoity toity, washing their hands for haf'n hour, looking down their noses at the rest of us common folk. But theres something sick tucked deep underneath all 'at glitter."
"So there we was, soaring' through the sky's, on the border of the Vast. I was cooking the meals for the crew of The Sapphire. One day, out of the great blue and by the blessing' of the Sky Whale himself we run into a herd a' Sky Cows. Captain orders us to harpoon one 'n for dinner. I skin the hide, I cut the stakes, I season, I grill, I make the best stakes my two hands and grill fork have ever made... Cap'n pulls me aside, looks me 'n the eye through his monocle, an' asks me to "prepare for him one of the finest delicacies'.... Sea Cow Tongue and.... Sea Cow Testies...."
*repulsive grumblings from around the table*
"Who would eat a sea cow's sea bag"
"You have all that money, and thats what you spend it on?"
"Foulest lookin' thing I ever put on me grill... Had to through away my good grill'n fork after that. Merchant's got their grime just like the lot of us, they can just afford to dress it up."
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Heard at a nearby tavern, from a grizzly looking man.
"So there we was, soaring' through the sky's, on the border of the Vast. I was cooking the meals for the crew of The Sapphire. One day, out of the great blue and by the blessing' of the Sky Whale himself we run into a herd a' Sky Cows. Captain orders us to harpoon one 'n for dinner. I skin the hide, I cut the stakes, I season, I grill, I make the best stakes my two hands and grill fork have ever made... Cap'n pulls me aside, looks me 'n the eye through his monocle, an' asks me to "prepare for him one of the finest delicacies'.... Sea Cow Tongue and.... Sea Cow Testies...."
*repulsive grumblings from around the table*
"Who would eat a sea cow's sea bag"
"You have all that money, and thats what you spend it on?"
"Foulest lookin' thing I ever put on me grill... Had to through away my good grill'n fork after that. Merchant's got their grime just like the lot of us, they can just afford to dress it up."
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Heard at a nearby tavern, from a grizzly looking man.