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Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2013, 10:39:11 pm »
"What the Fuck"
Scream into your dog's open mouth for 5 seconds and post about it on the forums.

"Nobody Gotta Know"
Play 20 matches completely naked.

And finally, the most difficult one for so many of us:

"BAC"

Play one match completely sober.

Well then.

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2013, 01:40:44 am »
Sober?  What kind of foreign word is that?

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2013, 02:47:34 am »
Yeah, nobody's gonna get that achievement.

Offline Letus

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2013, 02:51:50 pm »
Ram another ship's stern 200 times.

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2013, 07:11:08 pm »
"Death of  1000 cuts"
Kill 10 enemy ships unassisted and using nothing but chain gun.

"Who farted?"
Break 100 components using tar barrel.

"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds

"Lookout Below"
Make 20 spots while free falling from your ship.

Offline Machiavelliest

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2013, 08:16:00 am »
Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2013, 04:05:54 pm »
Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat

Thank goodness that didn't last.

Offline Yiski

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2013, 04:06:50 pm »
Cry me a river: Call Zill OP.  :P

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2013, 04:10:13 pm »
Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2013, 04:36:38 pm »
Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.
This sounds like fun.

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2013, 04:58:59 pm »
Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.
This sounds like fun.

That achievement is based off a true story.

Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2013, 05:03:29 pm »
Philosomawd: Sit through an entire philosophy chat session with a drunk Mawdjulus.

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2013, 05:10:09 pm »
"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds

Ram another ship's stern 200 times.
Combine them!

"Prostate Exam"
Ram another ship's stern 200 times.

Offline Letus

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2013, 05:21:24 pm »
O.o

Achieve a full 10 second hang-time from firing a Lumberjack to a direct hit.

Offline Surette

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Re: New Acheivements
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2013, 05:33:57 pm »
That achievement is based off a true story.

Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."
I figured there was a story behind it. Luckily I've had the pleasure of being a crewman on Mawd's ship once. It was an experience.