New Acheivements

[N-Sunderland]

"What the Fuck"
Scream into your dog's open mouth for 5 seconds and post about it on the forums.

"Nobody Gotta Know"
Play 20 matches completely naked.

And finally, the most difficult one for so many of us:

"BAC"

Play one match completely sober.

Well then.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Sober?  What kind of foreign word is that?

[Charon]

Yeah, nobody's gonna get that achievement.

[Letus]

Ram another ship's stern 200 times.

[HamsterIV]

"Death of  1000 cuts"
Kill 10 enemy ships unassisted and using nothing but chain gun.

"Who farted?"
Break 100 components using tar barrel.

"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds

"Lookout Below"
Make 20 spots while free falling from your ship.

[Machiavelliest]

Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat

[N-Sunderland]

Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat

Thank goodness that didn't last.

[Yiski]

Cry me a river: Call Zill OP. 

[N-Sunderland]

Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.

[Surette]

Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.

This sounds like fun.

[N-Sunderland]

Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.

This sounds like fun.

That achievement is based off a true story.

Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."

[Yiski]

Philosomawd: Sit through an entire philosophy chat session with a drunk Mawdjulus.

[Sgt. Spoon]

"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds

Ram another ship's stern 200 times.

Combine them!

"Prostate Exam"
Ram another ship's stern 200 times.

[Letus]

O.o

Achieve a full 10 second hang-time from firing a Lumberjack to a direct hit.

[Surette]

That achievement is based off a true story.

Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."

I figured there was a story behind it. Luckily I've had the pleasure of being a crewman on Mawd's ship once. It was an experience.