Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Yiski on April 20, 2013, 12:22:26 am
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So list what you want to see as achievements. Anything.
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10 rams kills with a spire
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kill 10 galleons with a ram squid.
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Achieve 88 mph 50 times.
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Double KO
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Tar 300 of your teammates components :P
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Destroy 20 guns with lochnagar at a distance of over 2000 metres.
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Moonshine 50 times until your engines are gone.
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Pop 200 balloons with the Gatling gun.
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Oh god Zill, you were right. >.<
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By the way, with the next round of achievements, please don't make the current ones harder. "Buff 800 Parts" was a bit cruel.
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Break 100 hull armor with the Mortar.
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Destroy 20 Squid engines with the harpoon while using heavy clip.
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Pop 10 balloons with a mercury using lochnagar.
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Kill 3 devs..... with a harpoon!
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kill 5 ships with a junker, fully loaded with flareguns in 1 match
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Go on a five game winning streak... against Zill
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Go on a five game winning streak... against Zill
Easy! Just side with the Paddling and keep on voting for Dunes :D
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Simultaneously harpoon four ships on Flayed 10 times.
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Destroy 10 light guns on unspotted ships from 2000 metres away through clouds. With incendiary.
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Get 15 unassisted kills with the Flamethrower using Lochnagar on Flayed while defending.
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Lose one match against Muse.
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Make a quadrilateral of ships with harpoons.
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Charge 10 gatflak Pyras with a Spire.
Looks like Zitrus and FisherEx already have a headstart on that one.
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Destroy 1000 components with the flare gun.
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Go the whole match while flying backwards and get three kills
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Fire a full clip of any gun and not hit a single thing 50 times.
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Go the whole match while flying backwards and get three kills
The Squid actually works pretty well flying backwards. In fact, if you have three engis, it puts the third engi close to the engines and balloon.
Fire a full clip of any gun and not hit a single thing 50 times.
Let's see...
That happens with the flare gun.
That happens whenever you miss with a harpoon.
That happens whenever I try to use a heavy flak or lumberjack.
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With a junker, attach all five harpoons onto one ship 10 times.
Destroy 200 balloon from less than 300m with a lumberjack.
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"Never Die alone"
Suffer a ship death within ten seconds of another ship.
"Sky Whale Skying"
Travel 2000m while harpooned or have a target harpooned.
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"Never Die alone"
Suffer a ship death within ten seconds of another ship.
"Sky Whale Skying"
Travel 2000m while harpooned or have a target harpooned.
Those actually sound pretty good
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Pinball: Die by bouncing off the walls of Canyon in a galleon.
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Get 15 ram kills in a Galleon.
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"Look out below!"
Perform a ram kill with a broken balloon.
"Little fin"
Spend 360 seconds in a squid with a broken turning engine
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Destroy 20 Balloons with Flare Gun
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Quick Join 10 games as a Pilot
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Your a sick man Charon.
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Lazy Eye
Get more kills with the light weapon on a Heavy weapon mounted ship.
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"Shake and Bake Time"
Use the harpoon to slingshot your ally into an enemy for a ram kill.
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Destroy an enemy harpoon weapon using a harpoon
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"Shake and Bake Time"
Use the harpoon to slingshot your ally into an enemy for a ram kill.
You can't harpoon allied ships.
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Have two harpoons collide into each other mid flight.
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Pop 50 balloons with the harpoon.
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"What the Fuck"
Scream into your dog's open mouth for 5 seconds and post about it on the forums.
"Nobody Gotta Know"
Play 20 matches completely naked.
And finally, the most difficult one for so many of us:
"BAC"
Play one match completely sober.
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"What the Fuck"
Scream into your dog's open mouth for 5 seconds and post about it on the forums.
"Nobody Gotta Know"
Play 20 matches completely naked.
And finally, the most difficult one for so many of us:
"BAC"
Play one match completely sober.
Well then.
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Sober? What kind of foreign word is that?
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Yeah, nobody's gonna get that achievement.
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Ram another ship's stern 200 times.
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"Death of 1000 cuts"
Kill 10 enemy ships unassisted and using nothing but chain gun.
"Who farted?"
Break 100 components using tar barrel.
"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds
"Lookout Below"
Make 20 spots while free falling from your ship.
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Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat
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Type 'j' 1000 times in Lobby Chat
Thank goodness that didn't last.
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Cry me a river: Call Zill OP. :P
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Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.
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Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.
This sounds like fun.
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Get off my ship: Ask Mawd if he knows his Junker loadout.
This sounds like fun.
That achievement is based off a true story.
Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."
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Philosomawd: Sit through an entire philosophy chat session with a drunk Mawdjulus.
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"Prostate Exam"
Break 50 engines using greased rounds
Ram another ship's stern 200 times.
Combine them!
"Prostate Exam"
Ram another ship's stern 200 times.
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O.o
Achieve a full 10 second hang-time from firing a Lumberjack to a direct hit.
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That achievement is based off a true story.
Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."
I figured there was a story behind it. Luckily I've had the pleasure of being a crewman on Mawd's ship once. It was an experience.
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That achievement is based off a true story.
Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."
I figured there was a story behind it. Luckily I've had the pleasure of being a crewman on Mawd's ship once. It was an experience.
He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks :D
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He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks :D
It seemed like he had had a few drinks at the time, but it was my first encounter with him so I wasn't sure if that was just how he is. Now I'm certain it was a combination of the two.
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He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks :D
It seemed like he had had a few drinks at the time, but it was my first encounter with him so I wasn't sure if that was just how he is. Now I'm certain it was a combination of the two.
No that was when he was sober I'm sure....
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Where are we?: Win 10 games with an all pilot crew.
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Have an all AI ship as a wingman
and win.
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24h as captain
"Captains log..."
24h as Engineer
"I've given you all she's got!"
24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."
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24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."
Or
"We come in peace! (shoot to kill.)"
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24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."
Or
"We come in peace! (shoot to kill.)"
Your idea was so much better then my own that when I tried to quote it my iPad immediately crashed from an infusin of to much awesome.
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24h as captain
"Captains log..."
24h as Engineer
"I've given you all she's got!"
24h as Engineer
"Hammer Marathon"
24h as captain
"I've never been so social"
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Now my iPad crashes each time i open this thread, you guys need to cut it out.
Hammer marathon, or wack it till it works, I can make it fit! Can Do is another good one, be a little shout to the SeaBees.
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"Sea Biscuit"
Spend 4 matches entirely below 400 on water hazard
we might need to adjust that altitude a bit.
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Get off my lawn
Kill 10 ships with explosive lumberjack rounds that missed.
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"No Russian"
Ram-kill 10 friendly airships with your microphone disabled.
"Drive Me Closer!"
Jump from your ship and strike an enemy shit ship with the spanner. (Shit was a typo, but not really? I don't know.)
"Mom, We're Out of Cheetos"
Make 10 posts in the forum about how great you think you are. Afterward, get mom to get more cheetos. She knows you like cheetos and there aren't any and that is bullshit.
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I have no clue what I'm doing
Buy the game, install it, and start playing.
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Slideshow: Win 50 matches with a latency of 200 ms or more.
P.S. I probably would already have that achievement. :P
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Curious George
Ask these 5 questions to CA's:
-Why is your name Yellow?
-How do I play the game?
-What manual?
-What's the best gun?
-When will there be boarding?
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"Vouyer"
Spend 5 hours spectating
"Practice makes perfect"
Spend 1h in practice mode
"Perfect practice makes perfect"
Spend 10h in practice mode
"Spy"
Spend 10h in spectator mode
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"Get off the Fucking Gun"
Get on the main gun while Charon is spotting next to it; survive the impending wrath.
"This is Your Captain Speaking"
Understand five orders laden with military jargon from Machiavelliest without the aid of his usual crew.
"Merlot and Moonshine"
Play 10 matches with Karrin without the engines burning out once.
"Japanophile"
Catch 15 of Hizumi's J-pop/anime references.
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Whoopsie
Tar a teammate 5 times
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Spam Regional Chat with the following:
-Twitch streams
-Youtube Videos
-Game join requests
-Harassing CA's
-Harrasing Bubbles
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Defend 100 Points with a Galleon on Scrap, while on fire, and burning moonshine.
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Defend 100 Points with a Galleon on Scrap, while on fire, and burning moonshine.
only unlocked if the entire lobby is quad hwacha galleon with artemis light guns
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-Burning Rock-
Make people rage at you for using a frowned-upon OP strategy or build.
-Morituri te salutant-
Get spotted by the Paddling
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The "Training" match
Spend 1 hour in a non-switching lobby while sweeping enemy teams 5-0 (0/1)
The Pub stomp
Spend 5 hours in the same non-switching lobby while sweeping enemy teams (0/5)
The Tea-time
Spend 12 hours in the same non-switching lobby while sweeping enemy teams (0/12)
The Duck Pond
Spent a day in the same non-switching lobby while sweeping enemy teams. (0/24)
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-Hole in my tool-belt
Rebuild 100 Hull Armour with Buff Hammer. (0/100)
-Catching Fire
Harpoon 10 Hades shots before they can hit your ship. (0/10)