New Acheivements

[N-Sunderland]

That achievement is based off a true story.

Noob: "Mawd-julus, do you know your Junker loadout?"
*everybody bursts into laughter*
Mawd: "You know what, kid? Get off my ship."

I figured there was a story behind it. Luckily I've had the pleasure of being a crewman on Mawd's ship once. It was an experience.

He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks

[Surette]

He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks

It seemed like he had had a few drinks at the time, but it was my first encounter with him so I wasn't sure if that was just how he is. Now I'm certain it was a combination of the two.

[Shinkurex]

He's quite something, isn't he? He gets particularly interesting after a few drinks

It seemed like he had had a few drinks at the time, but it was my first encounter with him so I wasn't sure if that was just how he is. Now I'm certain it was a combination of the two.

No that was when he was sober I'm sure....

[Yiski]

Where are we?: Win 10 games with an all pilot crew.

[Letus]

Have an all AI ship as a wingman
and win.

[Lord Dick Tim]

24h as captain
"Captains log..."

24h as Engineer
"I've given you all she's got!"

24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."

[Letus]

24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."

Or
"We come in peace! (shoot to kill.)"

[Lord Dick Tim]

24h as Gunner
"Sight in, breathe, squeeze, reload."

Or
"We come in peace! (shoot to kill.)"

Your idea was so much better then my own that when I tried to quote it my iPad immediately crashed from an infusin of to much awesome.

[Coldcurse]

24h as captain
"Captains log..."

24h as Engineer
"I've given you all she's got!"

24h as Engineer
"Hammer Marathon"

24h as captain
"I've never been so social"

[Lord Dick Tim]

Now my iPad crashes each time i open this thread, you guys need to cut it out.

Hammer marathon, or wack it till it works, I can make it fit!  Can Do is another good one, be a little shout to the SeaBees.

[Piemanlives]

"Sea Biscuit"

Spend 4 matches entirely below 400 on water hazard

we might need to adjust that altitude a bit.

[Letus]

Get off my lawn

Kill 10 ships with explosive lumberjack rounds that missed.

[Charon]

"No Russian"

Ram-kill 10 friendly airships with your microphone disabled.

"Drive Me Closer!"

Jump from your ship and strike an enemy shit ship with the spanner.  (Shit was a typo, but not really? I don't know.)

"Mom, We're Out of Cheetos"

Make 10 posts in the forum about how great you think you are. Afterward, get mom to get more cheetos. She knows you like cheetos and there aren't any and that is bullshit.

[Letus]

I have no clue what I'm doing

Buy the game, install it, and start playing.

[Yiski]

Slideshow: Win 50 matches with a latency of 200 ms or more.

_{P.S. I probably would already have that achievement.}