*Flings the door open, clapping the dust from the skipper's pea coat and throwing off the officers hat*
Hello gents, nice weather we have today, huh? Oh Sunderland I'm glad to see you're here. Remember that old flare gun that you found in that huge wreckage in the Burren? I just found some very tasty information about it containing a...
*Looks at Sunderland*
Dear lord, what happened to you?