Burning Skies Saloon

[Wazulu]

Yes, I snuck in and hid here all night, even though I said' I'd be leavin'. I wish I did that now after seein' my ship a fire, those powder monkeys attempted to use lochnagar in a flamethrower!

Gabriel's Arse! Worse than the lad I saw trying to take out a Galleon with a Flare! These young'uns need a little more help, methinks.

[Skyraider]

Gabriel's Arse! Worse than the lad I saw trying to take out a Galleon with a Flare! These young'uns need a little more help, methinks.

Mayb' so...... Trail by fire, but not the type of fire that ye get with a Lochnagar please.

[N-Sunderland]

I'll never forget the day I saw some of those rooks using greased rounds on a harpoon! A gun with one shot! Even a lochnagar flamer has a chance of doing something!

[Yiski]

*Yiski observes as the whole set of events play out*
*Gets a few mugs of Yiski's Special Ale and hands them out to the guys*

Goddammit N-Sunderland!

*Yiski pulls out a note reading "How much Sund owes me for doors" and putting on a tenth mark*

You do realize by the next time you get paid, all that money is commin to me for the cost of fixing the damn door.

*Yiski walks over to the fallen door and lifts it back into place.*
*Yiski pulls out some spare hinges and the door is fixed*

The only reason I keep all these spare door parts because you're never patient. The reason the door was still locked was because I hadn't even turned on the open sign!

[N-Sunderland]

We'll see about that. I have a feeling that Zill will end up having to pay my expenses again, much like he did when I lit fire to your old plushie shop. Damn, those things burn quickly.

And whaddya expect, anyways? It opens at the hour, and I walked in at the hour. I ain't got time to wait around outside, not with the type of people I could encounter out there.

[Wazulu]

*Gets a few mugs of Yiski's Special Ale and hands them out to the guys*

*takes a long look into the pungent brew, remembering that it only gets worse with time* Ah screw it. *Downs it*

[SeaMichelle]

*awakens to find the place packed*

[Psyran]

*walks in with a bandage on his arm*
Boy, them doctors sure know how to cure a hangover. Too bad they couldn't do much for my sore face. What's on the menu for today?

[Yiski]

*walks in with a bandage on his arm*
Boy, them doctors sure know how to cure a hangover. Too bad they couldn't do much for my sore face. What's on the menu for today?

*Yiski stares at Psyran*

Rook, you'll learn soon enough there is no menu.

[N-Sunderland]

No menu, you just grab a mug or two of hellfire. Or in my case...

*stares at black liquid in delight*

[RearAdmiralZill]

*Opens the door and the hinges snap. The old door falls the the ground in a cloud of dust*

Good Lord Yiski, did you let Sunderland work on this thing again? I swear my Caught Fire hasnt run the same ever since I let him aboard. Pour me a mornin' brew would yea? Need to wake up after explaining to that last bunch why they only got half I promised.

*Gives a once over of Psyran*

You look better than Skyraider ever has. Youll survive.

[N-Sunderland]

*Opens the door and the hinges snap. The old door falls the the ground in a cloud of dust*

Good Lord Yiski, did you let Sunderland work on this thing again? I swear my Caught Fire hasnt run the same ever since I let him aboard. 

That was your Goldfish, wasn't it? I see myself as more of a Pyramidion engineer, really. Never liked being on a fish.

[Skyraider]

You look better than Skyraider ever has. Youll survive.

*Holds up a finger like he wants to protest, but decides not to*
Ehhh, yeah I wear tis' mask for a reason, pretty sure none wants to see a burned face like none want to see a zeppelin on fire.

[Yiski]

Pour me a mornin' brew would yea? Need to wake up after explaining to that last bunch why they only got half I promised.

*Yiski gives Zill a deadpan look*

Really? Morning? Just when did you wake up? It's blasted half past 4 in the afternoon.

*Yiski fixes a drink behind the bar*
*Hands Zill the drink*

Here, what you need now is a dinner brew.

*Yiski walks to N-Sunderland with two Hellfires in hand*

I swear if I didn't know any better, you and BdrLineAzn are having a competition to see who'll die first from my Hellfires.

*Yiski looks over to Skyraider*

Sky, in all honesty, the mask wasn't much of an improvement before you had your incident.

*Yiski chuckles to himself*

[N-Sunderland]

Personally I've always found your hellfires to be quite mild, Yiski. Not sure why the rooks make such a big deal every time they try it. I think we should try to keep these kids out of here. I mean really, you don't want to have to go through another murder trial, do you?