Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Indreams]

When you don't have an exam: play Guns of Icarus.

When exam is tomorrow: play Guns of Icarus nervously.

After the exam: play Guns of Icarus to drown (or blend) your sorrows.

[Replaceable]

Hillerton: Okay Replaceable you can stop sending dick pics now. We need to repair.

[Schwalbe]

[after match and discovering that greased hwacha may actually work wonders at point blank; I was playing gunner and female avatar]
Schwalbe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA [psychotic high pitched laughter]
(random person in lobby): ...what the fuck?
Leutenant Noir: Don't worry, Schwalbe just got wet.

Schwalbe: Multiple greased banshees are great metaphor of PMS.
Leutenant Noir: Nah. Incendiary hwacha is.

[Arturo Sanchez]

swabbie: no not left right, ugh... you're shit.

*mountain to our right. swabbie wisdom

[Indreams]

Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)

I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.

Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*


We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*


Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.


Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.


One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.


All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.


Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.

[Bronzium]

Talking about fresh players, (I decided to call them fresh players instead of swabbies, powder monkeys, novices, noobs, idiots, *******, and *&$%$@*$#$#@!s)

I was on a Crazy King with bunch of Fresh players, trying to explain how Crazy King works. Here are some golden, if not funny, ones.

Me: One spire and two pyres, peace of cake, bring flame on our junker.
*Fresh Cpt pairs flame with flak. One of our ally switches to squid*
Me: Flame pairs terribly with flak. And that squid...
*Fresh Cpt presses ready*
Me: ADD TIME! ADD TIME!
*3,2,1 match start*


We are playing, winning every engagements, but losing all the points.
Me: We need to get to the next point at around 60 or 30.
*Fresh Cpt heads to point A on refinery. Runs into incoming structures.*


Pyra chasing us.
Me: Use kero to out run 'em or claw turn to engage!
Fresh Cpt: What's Kero?
Pyra shoots us. Repairing hull. Pyra catches up, we kill it with flame.
Me: Do you kero or claw?
Fresh Cpt: no
Me: What did you bring?
Fresh Cpt: spyglass, rangefinder and tar.


Near the end of the game.
Enemy gunner: I'm the only one on our ship!
Fresh Cpt: Been there. My sympathies.
Me: No sympathies, you are our enemy.


One of our captain leaves (I hate quitter captains, but that's not relevant right now.)
Fresh gunner: My captain left, I'm the only one left.
Me: Drive! go to cap points and cap!
Fresh gunner: I'm trying.
Me: Actually, you are a galleon. Shit.


All the Freshies are complaining about Crazy King.
Freshy: This game mode is shit.
Me: Not shitty, just difficult.
Me: A really unique game mode
Me: that adds to goo's focus on teamwork
Me: and communication
Me: and typing at speed of light.
I typed the whole reply in the time it took points to go from 590 to 600.


Not the funniest quotes around, but I typed a lot that game, and I wanted to mention.
Fresh players, so shit on crazy king.

I feel your pain, was once on a Mobula on Dunes where the captain was using the claw ALL THE TIME! I was repairing engines every second in fear someone would kill us (fortunately though our pilot opted for a long-rage loadout, so we were rarely close to the enemy fire, and we surprisingly won that match too).

[RethBurn]

T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.

Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."

Captain Rethburn Logged out

A few minutes pass

NotReth has joined the Crewformation

NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!

Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.

[Replaceable]

Press m to look at the map- GeoRmr

[Aayra]

Deltajugg: *singing* "Last Christmas, I gave you my...
Extirminator: ...cat?
Deltajugg:... "Last Christmas, I gave you my cat, but the very next day... you bought another two dozens so it doesn't matter"


Dementio: so you would not fuck me....
Lueosi: this topic again, great
Replaceable: I am not saying I wouldn´t, I am just  not... literally in


Dementio: we are going for the fish.
Dementio: we are going fishing.
Dementio: and what will we have for dinner? Bread.


Ayetach: I rubbed anti-noob lubricant all over mah body
Ayetach: my body is ready


Hillerton: he is german, he doesn´t have a heart
Lueosi: I have a heart full of sausage

[James T. Kirk]

T. Kirk, Gully and I were playing with a mysterious figure named "Battlesheepgalactica". Then suddenly we found out who it was.

Captain RethBurn: "Actually guys, hold on. If Battlesheep is doing, I want to too."

Captain Rethburn Logged out

A few minutes pass

NotReth has joined the Crewformation

NotReth: Hey guys, thought you needed an extra engie!

Suffice to say, everyone died of laughter.

"Hey, NotReth. Uh. One of our friends just logged out, and that's his slot. Can you leave?"

[Schwalbe]

Rowho: Oh you know, I usually do not shoot guns, especially mercury...
Me: You did really good this match. Want to switch places?
Rowho: Sure.

[later on]
[Pony's goldfish hid behind a dune, on Battle of Dunes, ~1.4 km afar, only the "tail" on the top to be seen]

Wolfe (captain): I guess we need to come closer then...
waffleghost: We can wait until they lose their patience
Me: Nah. [lands perfect mercury shot, taking out lumberjack, hidden completely behind the dune, as it turned out after the match]
Wolfe: WHOA
Me: [does it AGAIN]

[Dementio]

"...captained by Dementio who BY THE WAY wants to be called Daniel..." ~Daniel (totally not Imagine), SCS# 35

"...piloted by Dementio a.k.a. Daniel..." ~Daniel (it actually is Imagine), SCS# 35

Still associated with some, unknown to me, Dementio guy, but it is progress nonetheless! Soon, all of the competitive players will be Daniel. Daniel will win, Daniel will rule. Daniel et impera.

_{I am winning the game of names.}

[RethBurn]

Renamed the Thread "Glorious quotes of Guns of Icarus Online", after almost two years of not really liking the topic name.

[Replaceable]

I thought this was lord of the rings online. Goddamnit.

[Kamoba]

I thought this was lord of the rings online. Goddamnit.

Ewww noooo! They ruined that game many patches ago and wasted so many good chances to listen to their community to make the game better... But noooooo, all must revolve around the immersion breaking BS story line which always clashes with the books! *throws lotro on the floor and jumps up and down on it.* They may as well have given the game to Electronic Arts!