Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[ShadedExalt]

DJ ARWarby: Logic, what's a Forum?

DJ Logicalia: I think it's a kind of fish.

[Lydia Litvyak]

Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

Lydia: You're the adult, Dan; you've got to be responsible.
Dan: [wheezing laughter] yeah that's not gonna work

Dan: B'Elanna, are you available for hire right now?
B'Elanna: Wh-wh-what do you want me to do?
Lydia: Murder
B'Elanna: Oh, oh yes, of course, I thought you wanted weird stuff

Lydia: you mean with the green riot runner?
Aayra: Yes, that's right
Lydia: I like that outfit
Lueosi: Watch your language, girls

Brick_Hardcastle: Ooooh this is a dilly of a pickle right here
Brick_Hardcastle: yes this is a salt and pickle situation all right

B'Elanna: All my friends are pregnant, or gay. I like the gay ones

Lydia: I don't hate everyone
Dementio: Who don't you hate then? Who!?
Lueosi: Hi!

* Lydia has joined
[loud talking for a moment]
Deltajugg: okay no no Lydia's back everyone shut up
[silence]

Sammy B.T.: Hello, this is Sammy B.T., welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar
Tanya: [crying] You promised no Admiral Quackbar ever again! I had enough of that gulag! What have you done to me!?

[Lue piloting squid in dev match]
Bubbles: Hey, how come you guys don't pull that squid out in competitive? Now that you're so good at it
Lueosi: Squid is really bad

[Imagine]

Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

It's because all us casters are named Dan, lessens confusion for us.

No I'm not even kidding, like half us casters are named Daniel.

[ShadedExalt]

Dementio: there are still casters that think I am Dementio

It's because all us casters are named Dan, lessens confusion for us.

No I'm not even kidding, like half us casters are named Daniel.

XD

[Dementio]

I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...

[Arturo Sanchez]

I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...

Mid game casting would be a thing I'd watch. Youtube does it all the time.

[Imagine]

I would cast too! If only I wouldn't have to fly in all these matches at the same time...
Also, Dan and Daniel should make things easy enough, I mean seriously, as if Dementio makes anything easier...

It's a lot easier when you're introducing ships going off by what's listed on the Tab screen to just read the ship and captain name than to have to remember that x pilot name actually wants to be called y.

[Dementio]

You don't have to, but if you happen to know it, I know I would appreciate it.

[Arturo Sanchez]

Here's a classic one.

"Let's see if you can pilot better."
"Okay, leave so I can have a real crewmate."

[ShadedExalt]

Here's a classic one.

"Let's see if you can pilot better."
"Okay, leave so I can have a real crewmate."

More like

"OK, let's see if you can _____ better"
"Leave, then.  A handicap wouldn't be fair."

[Richard LeMoon]

Random: how do you pass novice?

Richard LeMoon: Is that like passing gas or a kidney stone?

[RethBurn]

Me: Please help, Water and lightning is trying to invade my home.

Jacob: Let it in Son. Let it cleanse you. Even your mother knows your secrets, let her help you.

Me: I can hardly think of a person that would marry you, Dad

Jacob: Your mother was a strange beast, Reth.. She and I.. Let's not talk about it here.

Patched Wizard: That explains a lot

Me: Which leaves me to believe that I'm half-human, half succusbus or tentacle monster.

Jacob: We can discuss your superhuman powers later

Me: No costumes

Jacob: Deal

Patched Wizard: So you're a nude superhero?

Jacob: Sure, why not. Makes changing into costumes real easy

Me: I mean.. ..Is that, my super power?

Jacob: What, being nude?

Patched Wizard: "HE FIGHTS CRIME IN THE NUDE."
Patched Wizard: "FASTER THAN A FOOTBALL STREAKER."

Me: My catchphrase would be: "Get blinded by justice!"

Jacob: You can be a streak of hope for a disillusioned city.

Patched: Bright light to where the sun don't shine.

Patched: expose the criminal underbelly of the city

[Arturo Sanchez]

ring around the engines

a pocket full of spanners

a meta! a meta!

the hull's gone down.

[Kamoba]

"My mics not working! Will have to use hand signals!
\o turn left!
o/ turn right!
/o\ take cover!
\o/ charge!"

SheerBH or captainRethBurn(cant remember which )

"lol don't shoot!"
And then a match co-ordinated ten times better than if I had a mic!

[Kamoba]

Ceresbane: "No one is shooting the flak!"
Me: "Don't worry, our armours not gone down yet."
(You know I was only playing! #swabbiecrewsnotfun)