Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[FightBoyVash]

*Jace disconnects randomly and new pilot joins and is horrible*

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE RETARDED IF I HAD A GENIE I WOULD HAVE ALL MY THREE WISHES BE THAT YOU ARE DEAD"
~A Drunk Applesauce 

[FightBoyVash]

*Jace disconnects randomly and new pilot joins and is horrible*

"DAMN IT, YOU ARE RETARDED IF I HAD A GENE I WOULD HAVE ALL MY THREE WISHES BE THAT YOU ARE DEAD"
~A Drunk Applesauce 

Genie ;~;

[N-Sunderland]

Fixed that for you, Vash.

[Machiavelliest]

"You, sir, need more bass in your speakers.  I do not sound that whiny in real life."

-Hizumi

[Morblitz]

The 3 minute stream delay in today's cogs made Sammy B.T's triumphant return from his fill-in match with the Pastafarians a little awkward. We were still watching an intense battle unfold when this occurred:

*User has entered the teamspeak channel*

Sammy B.T: "WE WON!"

Entire Duck teamspeak channel: "SPOILERS!"

Sammy B.T: "Oh..."

[N-Sunderland]

The 3 minute stream delay in today's cogs made Sammy B.T's triumphant return from his fill-in match with the Pastafarians a little awkward. We were still watching an intense battle unfold when this occurred:

*User has entered the teamspeak channel*

Sammy B.T: "WE WON!"

Entire Duck teamspeak channel: "SPOILERS!"

Sammy B.T: "Oh..."

Oh come on, it wasn't that intense. The Pastafarians were dominating that match.

[Morblitz]

Eh, we knew the Pasta's had it in hand, but that doesn't mean the individual kills weren't intense. It was the difference between a 5-0 clean sweep and a 5-1 match. When the battle broke off into 2 individual 1v1's with all ships beating the crap out of each other, it was exciting!

Also we were joking with him :p

[N-Sunderland]

From a French gameplay video I saw today:

Guy #1: "Oh, their ship's smoking! It's smoking! That's a good sign."

Guy #2: "Smoking is BAD!"

[RethBurn]

N-Sunderland: "Dude c'mon, You're summoned, I shouted "Whiskey" in the regional chat"

[N-Sunderland]

N-Sunderland: "Dude c'mon, You're summoned, I shouted "Whiskey" in the regional chat"

Lies, I didn't say that!

[Piemanlives]

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

[The Churrosaur]

I feel like those quotes are conspiring to tell me something.

[Keon]

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.

[Letus]

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.

I'd believe so.  Can't be just a coincidence that it all transpired that way.

[Draco Tempus]

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Random #1:"This tension is making me perspire."

Random #2:"This game has been inspiring."

Me: "I aspire to give my best gunning."

An all spire game I recently played.

Your team must have conspired to do that in advance.

I'd believe so.  Can't be just a coincidence that it all transpired that way.

This pun thread is spiralling out of control...