Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Dementio]

Loadingmann.

[Schwalbe]

This would be the best pickup line ever, if "Is that rag smell like chloroform to you?" did not exist.

[Solidusbucket]

Lysanya: "Although the gatling is a strange choice on the Galleon."

Luharis: "I imagine it's there to ward off any sort of charge attack on that side."

Lysanya: "True, however, only really the junkers'  gonna be getting in close. At least that close. And if your the galleon you might as well sit back and just go 'lumber, lumber, lumber' all day, and just ground and pound."

Luharis: "It's also possible it was just a build error."

Lysanya: "Knowing Skyborne: Probably not. They probably have a very distinct reason why they're bringing that out."


5 minutes earlier.

WaterItsMe: Ships are locked. Ready up please.

Solidusbucket: "Hey, Sundstrom. I uh. I decided to bring a gat"
Sundstrom: "Why?"
Solidusbucket: "Because I thought it would be a good idea or something"
SlyCrossFox: "Because he forgot to switch it to hades"
Solidusbucket: "Well, yea, that too."
*laughter*

10 minutes later:
Solidusbucket: gat kill.
Sundstrom: "god damnit solidus your gonna get us banned"
Solidusbucket: "what?"
*laughter*

[Dementio]

Gatling on Galleon side is as viable as a Hades...

[Hoja Lateralus]

"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

-What do we say to death?
-Please, come

also, this happy moment when tip box says "Mute early and often". What a time to be alive...

[Schwalbe]

"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

I believe Rinntaq deserves being mentioned as an author of these words.

[Lysanya]

Lysanya: "Although the gatling is a strange choice on the Galleon."

Luharis: "I imagine it's there to ward off any sort of charge attack on that side."

Lysanya: "True, however, only really the junkers'  gonna be getting in close. At least that close. And if your the galleon you might as well sit back and just go 'lumber, lumber, lumber' all day, and just ground and pound."

Luharis: "It's also possible it was just a build error."

Lysanya: "Knowing Skyborne: Probably not. They probably have a very distinct reason why they're bringing that out."


5 minutes earlier.

WaterItsMe: Ships are locked. Ready up please.

Solidusbucket: "Hey, Sundstrom. I uh. I decided to bring a gat"
Sundstrom: "Why?"
Solidusbucket: "Because I thought it would be a good idea or something"
SlyCrossFox: "Because he forgot to switch it to hades"
Solidusbucket: "Well, yea, that too."
*laughter*

10 minutes later:
Solidusbucket: gat kill.
Sundstrom: "god damnit solidus your gonna get us banned"
Solidusbucket: "what?"
*laughter*

See, I knew there was a reason.  And that reason was a gat kill.

[Schwalbe]

Mr D: Do you understand anything from what Classy says?
Me: Never.

[Naoura]

On board a Goldfish that was just hit by hwatcha fire:

Gunner: Don't worry, I've got the hull!
*Sudden, Earthshattering Kaboom as the cooldown refuses to end*
Captain: I'm worried.

[Schwalbe]

Me: Rydr is like Japan
Me: It deserves the third nuclear bombing

Update:

Isla: No, Schwalbe, it's not cool

Sch: [in my mind] Of course it's not cool, Rydr's forbidden from being cool

[Rinntaq]

"... and schwalbe has kid gloves, made out of real kids"

I believe Rinntaq deserves being mentioned as an author of these words.

I admit nothing

[The Mann]

*Me repairing a hull in the middle of 4v4"

"Ha Ha! Suck it Level 45's!"

*Ram Killed*

[Spud Nick]

"Hey Spud Nick, I watched you get rekt by Skyborne in the SCS"

[Ightrril]

"If we didn't have allies we probably would have won this" -Olorn

[Hilary Briss]

One match out of a few, some player kept saying cum. We were losing our pilot bailed. I was left to pilot the shitamidion we kept the low ally with us we were on damage control. Batwarren joined we thought were saved. Batwarren goes mental missing rams Bat is bonkers but we Dagz do like a nutter he is our Friend. We started to claw back kills slowly.

Enemy ally's split up
"well if you're not cumming hun"

We started to gain a few kills

"The cumback is real"

Enemy to enemy ally
"cuming now"

Eventually won

They then said
"I hate cum"

impydog's reply

"Then stop drinkin' it mate"
Lobby descends in to raucous laughter!

in voice chat "maybe they likes it"

Lobby descends in to raucous laughter again!