Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Schwalbe]

Sch: Everytime a balloon engineer [on pyra] goes to main deck, a veteran gets prostate check.

[Schwalbe]

Also, which I forgot


Aeger: Should I take munker or gally?
Sch: Munker
Aeger: ok
Sch: I feel need to be punished

[Aeger's ship mines me]

Sch: Oh yes
Sch: Loch me
Sch: Loch me harder
Isla: ...Schwalbe, that's creepy

Random: Long Live The Butt? [the name of my pyra]
Sch: Long Live The Butt.
Sch: You see - it's a pyra.
Sch: It's for RAMMING.
Sch: And yes, I too want to bite on cyanide after this pun.

[Skymonger]

Well...I got Two from tonight.
They are a bit sexual, but I doubt its gonna be a problem...I hope.


"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.

"An Enraged penis isn't a threat." - Narayan.

[Baelfire Ender]

I guess that's how I'll have to remember them.

[Atruejedi]

"Anal isn't my thing, but if I could sit on my own dick for 60 seconds...I would." - Atruejedi.

I have no memory of this, but I stand by it.

I guess that's how I'll have to remember them.

Please don't.

[Ightrril]

Gunning on a Mine Squid in Paritan Rumble. Enemy Pyra is right next to a building, I shoot a Loch mine just in front of it. The Pyra floats into it, killing it.

VomAct: "They were caught between a Loch and a hard place."

[Rinntaq]

during a match where I lobbed mines at people i ever so slightly edited "What a wonderful world"
I thought it would be quite fitting for Monday Munker Madness

ahem


I see lesmok of wow
Such incin too
Wow very mines
For lochnagar and you

And i think to myself
What a munkerful world

[Schwalbe]

Rinntaq: I like my whiskey like my women
Rinntaq: 12 years old and in a barrel
Rinntaq: That was a joke
Rinntaq: I prefer them 18 years old and full of coke

[Skymonger]

Rinntaq: I like my whiskey like my women
Rinntaq: 12 years old and in a barrel
Rinntaq: That was a joke
Rinntaq: I prefer them 18 years old and full of coke

He likes to play the dangerous game does he?

[Rinntaq]

xedeon joins my ship on labyrinth 5 seconds before we win

*red team wins*
xedeon: oh
rinntaq: ye
xedeon: #helping

[Spud Nick]

"The coin was basically told to go flip itself"

-Lysanya

[Naoura]

In a VIP match, from the VIP to the escorts.

"Die gloriously for the Emperor"
"Sacrifice your lives for th glory of the VIP"
"Let Khorn guid your thoughts"

[Rinntaq]

joining red team as pilot, blue team are 2 meta pyras with Harambe names

me: sniper build seems obvious here.

[Schwalbe]

The Mann: I don't know, I'm stuffing my face with spaghetti.

Drow: Hahahaha
Me: OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady Spaghetti: [female by the way] Hahahahahaha

The Mann: [loading]
The Mann: [loading]

The Mann: OH SHIT I've just noticed we've Lady Spaghetti on board. xD

[The Mann]

Classy as always Mann