Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Dementio]

Lueosi: psst Aayra, best friend
Lueosi: best gunner

[Spud Nick]

"Nice people stop shooting. And if they don't stop shooting they are ether very,very mean. Or they don't read the chat that often."

~Dementio SCS#95

[Enraged Cucco]

Not exactly a quote but the other day one of my friends asked the lobby if having sex with a clone would be masturbation or incest, and we argued over it for the entire lobby countdown.

[DJ Logicalia]

I played a few games with Anakin and Tfaltys today

On our mob, this level 2 engi joined named Mike something. He asked if we could call him "Redwood", we pointed out that that was impractical and he should just change his name, and then he left. It was super weird

[Benevolence]

Absorbent Potatoes (Lvl 5) - “How do I get the info and visualizer off my screen?”

Sovereign - “Press alt-f4.
Then delete system32.
Proceed to sacrifice your entire family to Niub-Shiggurath and chant the following:
Cthulhu rlyeh fthagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”


Then, later:
Sovereign - “Have you prayed to our lord and saviour Nyarlathotep today?”

[Schwalbe]

Proceed to sacrifice your entire family to Niub-Shiggurath and chant the following:
Cthulhu rlyeh fthagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

Shouldn't that br Shub-Niggurath...?
Other than that: AWESOME. PURE FUCKING GOLD.

[Benevolence]

Probably, but I copied what he typed word for word and that's what I came up with.

But yeah, that's an example of Sovereign's sarcasm at its peak

[Spud Nick]

"I think you will find that all of the guns are Spud guns on team Spud."

-Nanoduckling, SCS #96

[HamsterIV]

Not from GOI but:

"Are you going to fight serious or are you going to fight with a baby on your head?"

[Schwalbe]

Jack Harbinger: Oh, look
Jack Harbinger: They [some Rydr and high lvl guys] left the lobby    [at this very moment matchmaker throws some low lvl champs]
Schwalbe: Oh boy, do they fear the wrath of the Squirrels

Random who just came: Eeeee no we don't.

Schwalbe: [takes the empty helm, readies up] Oh well.


(match; 5-1 won)

Schwalbe: Told you to fear the wrath of the Squirrels?

[Silent Marauder]

*on the same ship with Gentleman Marauder*

Isla: oh gosh, you marauders are breeding

[Skymonger]

-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."


In honor of my clan mates:

Clan mate-"Knowing sky, he probably hasn't showered for more than a week."
Me: "Hey now! I took a shower five minutes ago! Washed my ass and everything!"
Clan mate -"OH GOD NO. LOL I CANT.
Clan mate -Lol.
Clan lead: "...wait...hang on a sec, you don't wash your ass?"
Me: well uh...


Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.

[Schwalbe]

-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."

Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.

[Huskarr]

-"We are currently killing you to the sound of Hentai. Let that sink in for a bit."

Random lobby -How did we start talking about Saggy grandma tits? We were having a nice conversation!
-Ask Sky.
Me: Don't blame me. I was just talking about the Manga im reading.

I keked.
Also take this.

[HamsterIV]

Me: Do I have permission to throw mines into the melee?
Captain: ......
Me: Your silence is taken as consent.