Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[HamsterIV]

Muse did not invent the term "Lesmok"

Lesmok powder was a product developed by DuPont in 1911[114] one of several semi-smokeless products in the industry containing a mixture of black and nitrocellulose powder.

[Extirminator]

GG

[Arturo Sanchez]

Munks

[Silent Marauder]

*vote in progress*
Marauder: Doons?
TunaOfSpace: All maps are Dunes
TunaOfSpace: Some are just doonier than others
*selected Dunes*
Winterdash: Doons \o/

[Schwalbe]

[FYI: Black Sabbath was captain and he does not use microphone]

[swiss noob]: But I feel that it should be a captain to yell at me!
Isla: Well, you see. Blacky doesn't use microphone, so either me or Schwalbe's going to yell at you.
Me: You know what, it's gonna be better if you'll yell at him, because if I start, he's gonne shit his pants.

Black Sabbath: That's right.
Balck Sabbath: Isla's my voice
Black Sabbath: And Schwalbe's my fist.


Also, that moment when you, having nickname Schwalbe, meet in lobby player nicknamed Zirael (both words meaning "Swallow" - in german and elven of elves from Witcher's Saga respectively).

[DJ Logicalia]

I've heard Blacky speak. It's lovely

[Hoja Lateralus]

Pantsu-sama: sorry guys, gotta go, it's an emergency
Isla: pants fell off?

also, ship called "Focking Hell Mate" made me giggle

[Schwalbe]

I told Dis to take a mobula with mine launchers

Schwalbe: Here's how it's gonna work
Schwalbe: We shoot mines behind them
Schwalbe: And then WE RAM THEM INTO THEM
Black Sabbath: lol let's do it.

[after we scored the first kill with that exact tactic
Schwalbe: IT WORKS
Mr.Disaster: It fucking worked



Lobby. Lvl 13 captain yells "Ready up"

Schwalbe: Did you say "Ready up"?
[noob]: Yes.
Schwalbe: "I'll go kill myself"?
[noob]: READY UP PLSSSS
Schwalbe: I'm sure you said "I'll go kill myself".

[Fynx]

Skyborne to Ryder: You don't need to try so hard!

[Schwalbe]

[the low level player named Thousand Bees was actually wrecking some shit with hwacha]

1: NO
1: NOT THE BEES
1: NOT THE BEES
1: AAAAAA
1: AAAAAaaaAaaAAaaaaAAAAAA



[crew form]
1: Oh, sorry, I didn't see you coming
2: [insert John Cena]

[Schwalbe]

[Bard member looking at our stacked team]: Dude, we are doomed
Me: THEN PLAY MY DYING BRIDE, BARD



[after waiting for 5 minutes or more, our 3 ships of friends were put... into a completely desolate 4vs4]
1: ALL HAIL THE MATCHFAKER
2: PRAISE THE MATCHMAKER


Me: Umh - junker? This was a metamidion, a meta-fuckin-midion.
Black Sabbath: No Schwalbe, it was a junker and a meta on the other team.
Me: Goddammit, I just saw two metamidions back in lobby!
BS: If you are seeing two pyras, then you really should go to sleep then.

[MightyKeb]

BS: If you are seeing two pyras, then you really should go to sleep then.

This hurts the most.

[Ayetach]

[SkBo] Ayetach: Nice tag bro
[Rÿdr] Sundstom: 

[Rinntaq]

a few from today


IntelledSkill: how are we not underdogs?
me: there are underdogs and there are thundercats.

a new player looking at the heavy carro: what is this gun?
me as gunner: my wife Carrie

later...
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!

random dude: how many wives do you have?
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha

[HamsterIV]

me as gunner: my wife Carrie
me: meet Laura the lumberjack!
me: there's Minnie the minotaur and Harriet the hwacha

No pet name for the heavy flack? That old girl needs some love.