Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Schwalbe]

Wasn't that yesterday, when Leon's game crashed split second before the end of the match?

[Replaceable]

I wanna marry myself too, but im pretty sure that's illegal. ~ Admiral Obvious

[GurasOguras]

Does the baloon have lesmok in it? ~Marauder_Zwyrol 2014

[HamsterIV]

There is an extra rum ration for the sailor who shoots out the main gun on that goldfish.
-aboard a double merc pyra at ludicrously long range.

[Arturo Sanchez]

"Greetings and Masturbations"

"How do you give masturbations?"

"Oh tis but a simple service I give as merely a complimentary gesture. Upon your next auto-copulation, just think of me and remember that I gave you this."

[Schwalbe]

[GurasOguras]

Dat^
U made my day

[Lydia Litvyak]

Dolly: Medic once called me Lydia
Mysterious_Medic: she was probably complaining about something

Extirminator: I don't know what is unix
Lueosi: uunnngghhh... for this you should burn in hell
...
Lueosi: did it open a terminal at least?
Extirminator: no, there is just some black thing

Mysterious_Medic: oh your poor country, subjected to these elongated burgers

Mysterious_Medic: I have wasted so much of my energy explaining things

Dolly: I need to be better than Fred
Dolly: I need a standard

Extirminator: Fred do you like cats
FredTheFifth: meow
Extirminator: Fred do you like cute things
FredTheFifth: meow!
Extirminator: Fred do you like girls
FredTheFifth: [long silence] mmmnnnuh

Kirk: There are no breaks on the kirk train
B'elanna: you said that yesterday, and then you fell asleep

Lueosi: Did you listen to Lydia, Dementio?
Dementio: Of course not

B'Elanna: that's how I get all the ladies
* Inkjet has joined
B'Elanna: See? There's another one

Dementio: fred guess who is going on a date today
FredTheFifth: you?
Dementio: no of course not no one is going on a date

Lydia: I always wear short skirts because I have nice legs and the world needs to see
Lueosi: That's the right attitude Lydia

[ShadedExalt]

I love skirts!  -Me, just now.

In all seriousness...

Everyn00b: Why is that guy's text yellow?

[Schwalbe]

JMTC: Oh my God, he's a bassist
Me: Even worse - I'M A PROGRAMMER TOO
JMTC: OH MY GOD
Me: muahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha!!!

[Aayra]

Extirminator: flak and yellow, flak and yellow...


Extirminator (after several perfectly synchronized ready ups in 3v3): we intimidated the enemy!!!


SCS29: "password is polka." *Lydia starts playing polka in mumble, Lueosi immidiately starts to make sounds into the rhythm*

Lueosi: ALREADY DID
Aayra: THANKS
Lueosi: DONT THINK IM STUPID
Aayra: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Lueosi: GERMAN
Aayra: OH
Aayra: I GET IT NOW


Ayetach: goio is like an orgy - its just so irresistable


Aayra: *jumped down to side engines on fish the exact second our balloon died to too many carronades*
Aayra: FUCK.
Extirminator: I saw what happened Aayra!
Lueosi (pilot): what happened?
Aayra/ Extirminator at the same time:  nothing?


Extirminator: So I am gonna play farming simulator witrh Allien today, he is gonna use his mic. He bought headset and all. I am gonna train him and teach him at the art of microphone


Almanium: I wrote you a christmas song.
Almanium: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.  Merry christmas my love


Lueosi: I will send my spider army to you Delta
Deltajugg: you are french, you may send snails, but it´s not like they´re going to reach me till I die of old age


Lueosi: pictures!
Deltajugg: you are not getting anything cuz you don´t deserve it for being disrespectful
Deltajugg: but aayra earned it so she can ask and it shall be given to her
Lueosi: psst Aayra, best friend
Lueosi: best gunner


Splorer: COME OUT OF THE CLOUD YOU MEATBAGS
Daemonist: YOU BOLLOCKS SUCKING TROGLYDITES


Aayra: Fred why do all thralls hate you
Fiasco: it is something we teach to our new recruits, how to hate fred
Mezhu: lesson 1: fred is bad


*Extirminator disconnected right before we won the match*
GeoRmr: ext get a leave count now haha
Epsilon-Eagle: What´s the count so far?
Mysterious Medic: 99% scrub


Lueosi: during the matches please close other applications
Aayra: do I have to close all the porn running in the backround? dammit Lu
Lueosi: I am your porn Aayra


Xemkobankavareniya: we have mlged em


Mezhu: fiasco calls me names when I ram


*we have been outflied by french pilot*
Xemkobankavareniya: we have been baguetted


*accidentally reloaded burst into light carro*
Xemkobankavareniya: noscope420burstcarroAayraedition


Dementio: Request denied
Lochnagar: request danieled*

[GeoRmr]

'I love the sound of burst flamer in the morning.'

~ Extirminator

[Lueosi]

Sitting in the matchmaker lobby.
Dementio: 'Waiting for four more players.'
Extirminator: 'Waiting for female players.'

[Arturo Sanchez]

*dueled Lochnager to a stalemate while Teammate farmed kills. I eventually won with a very risky gambit and masterful gun positioning followed by a ram.

"Lol killed Lochnager with Lochnager."
Loch: You're dead.

The comeback was real.

[ShadedExalt]

Ceresbane: "The comeback was real."

Salute.