Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[RethBurn]

So quite as the title says, I want to hear the best game-related quotes ever! If you can, try to include names or dates!

[Brick Hardcastle]

"ZILL, WE CAN NEGOTIATE" - Squash during a tense moment at yesterday's Cogs championship match

[BdrLineAzn]

This was all in text chat a week back

Red Team: "Marco"

Blue Team (me): "Juan"

Just for small lolz

[N-Sunderland]

Me: Marco

Rethburn: Marco was killed by a gorilla.

[Piemanlives]

This was a few weeks back

Captain: "They went underneath us!"
Me: "They can not avoid our guns....... of Icarus."

[Squash]

I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

[N-Sunderland]

I kind of thought Satchmo proclaiming himself the King of Icarus was funny. Are we laughing about that yet?

That whole discussion was ridiculous.

As long as we're talking about Satchmo, I remember him introducing me to the "penis rock" on Canyon and giving me a whole speech about it.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Meow     
          - Howard Tsao, 2012, E3

[Connor Mc]

Don't worry, when we get in range we'll hit em' so hard they'll only want to play Adventure Mode

[Letus]

"Yeah!  Take it bitchtits!"
-NateDawg

...heck
anything NateDawg has said ._.

[N-Sunderland]

Sunderland, when I tell you to get on that carronade, you get your ass on that carronade.

-Dr. Spaceman, back when I was still a bit of a noob.

[Lord Dick Tim]

"Cloud Whaler?  Is that a fat chick joke?"  -Random quick joiner

[HamsterIV]

Captain: Lets beat them like they owe us money.
Crewman 1: That is a pretty harsh way to treat people who borrow money from you.
Crewman 2: They owe us a lot of money.

[RethBurn]

Random guy: "SUCK ON MY BALLS..!"

Zill and Reth in unison: "That's not very nice, man..!"

Random guy: "Sorry, I'm russian."

[Letus]

Random guy: "SUCK ON MY BALLS..!"

Zill and Reth in unison: "That's not very nice, man..!"

Random guy: "Sorry, I'm russian."

Darn, beat me to it.