GoI haikus

[GeoRmr]

Anything with mines:

Got a mine launcher,
Time to focus the ally,
Every ship is game.

[Gryphos]

On a flak spire:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.

With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.

[HamsterIV]

The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.

Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.

The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.

Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.

That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

[James T. Kirk]

The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.

Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.

The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.

Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.

That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help

[HamsterIV]

The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.

Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.

The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.

Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.

That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help

Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.

[Coldcurse]

The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.

Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.

The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.

Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.

That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help

Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.

Ally comes closer.
He's going to ram,
were going to die.

[HamsterIV]

The Manticore shoots
A wall of rockets approach
Pull out your spanners.

Spanners come out.
The wall of rockets Thunder.
Second salvo will come.

The balloon still works,
Our only escape is down,
Pull Chute Vent and pray.

Down we are going,
The ground is getting closer.
Better use Impact Bumper.

That was a hard bump,
Our options are limited,
Where is out Ally?

Ugh. A level one.
I know level is not skill,
But damn does it help

Ally used ram.
It's not very effective,
but it gave us time.

Ally comes closer.
He is going to ram us, (fixed for syllable count)
we're going to die.    (wrong were)

There is no cover.
We must hide behind something.
Let's use our Ally.

[GeoRmr]

On a flak spire:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We will just die slower.

With my little eye I spot six syllables in that last line.

Ty, Fixed:

Keep shooting the gun,
Don't stop to repair the hull,
We'll just die slower.

[James T. Kirk]

Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

[Oliver Colt]

Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

[ramjamslam]

Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds

[macmacnick]

Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like a bright Proton Torpedo;
Moves like Missile Slings

[Kestril]

Turn on the moonshine
Get us to the capture point;
Repair the engine

[ramjamslam]

Loch-na-gar Flare gun
Like bright Proton Torpedos
Move like Missile Slings

(was 5/8/5)

[Coldcurse]

Burst in the flamer
it seems to be catching on.
But I prefer greased.

I only use burst
Because I don't know ammo
Or what it all does

if you're serious
about your flammer prowess:
use lochnagar rounds

Loaded Loch Nagar Rounds.
I yell at the pilot;
the gun died.