99 Bottles

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

Where do you use a towel for?

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

Where do you use a towel for?

*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

Where do you use a towel for?

*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.

Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

Where do you use a towel for?

*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.

Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...

D: HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP THAT FOR YOURSELF?

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
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*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...

._., did you seriously not know that it takes 2 hours for my fur to dry?

Where do you use a towel for?

*Blushes*...Now this is an awkward moment.

Oh please don't tell me that you hump towels...

D: HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP THAT FOR YOURSELF?

I ain't the one humping towels...

[Odysall]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

[Coldcurse]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*

[Jawjee]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*

*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[Odysall]

Wait where is oliver, he is not behind the table anymore. A well i'll just begin looking at the damage.

[Odysall]

[Coldcurse]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*

*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

*Coldcurse snores heavily*

[Jawjee]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*

*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

*Coldcurse snores heavily*

GET OFF OF ME, YOU ARE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.

[Coldcurse]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

*Coldcurse hits odysall and i fly back then i stand up and reach in my pocket and get out a jar of pickles and throws it at Coldcurse*

*As coldcurse was having the conversation with Jawjee, the jar of pickles hits the back of his head. Coldcurse then falls onconsiusnes*

*Coldcurse falls unconcious over Jawjee*
OH COME ON, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

*Coldcurse snores heavily*

GET OFF OF ME, YOU ARE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON.

*snores louder*

[Odysall]

*reach into my jacket and get out a bag of popcorn and watches Jawjee being angry underneath Coldcurse and laughs........ hard*