99 Bottles

[Jawjee]

WHY DID I GET ODYSALL IN THE PIT?

[Oliver Colt]

*Oliver takes a nap on the train tracks*

[Odysall]

*train is comin towards oliver now and odysall keeps laughing because he wants oliver to be undead asswel*

[Oliver Colt]

[*Oliver continues sleeping* *turns around in his sleep and rolls down the hill the tracks are on* *is stopped by a bush that was on the side* *wakes up*]

Huh? What?

[Coldcurse]

... this is way off topic for a barfight.

*he slaps all three (Odysall, Jawjee, Oliver Colt), making them realise they were daydreaming and still in the bar.*
*He then grins and smacks a chair against Odysall, his powers hat he used to apply in his dreamworld will not work in reality.*

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

[Jawjee]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Coldcurse]

*Meanwhile, Jawjee and Oliver are making out, right behind the table, where they cannot be seen.*

*Coldcurse notices*
... seems you're straight, jawjee

Technically, Oliver is a guy, so it doesn't count.

last time she told me she was a girl...

It's complicated...I will not try to explain. *goes back to making out*

*Coldcurse uses a little waterspray on Jawjee*

NO...NOT WATER, WAAAAA, STOP, STOP IT. *Jawjee runs out of the bar*
I CAN'T TAKE THIS!

*Outside the bar it started to rain*

*Jawjee came back in the bar, all wet, only to realize that the roof was also destroyed*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*Coldcurse throws Jawjee a towel.* now stop whining about getting wet, jawjee...