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Offline David Dire

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #255 on: July 16, 2015, 04:22:11 pm »
am sorreh, man, ima light drinkah!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #256 on: July 16, 2015, 04:25:03 pm »
87... eugh 8- 86 bottles o shine on 'eh wull, 86 bottlas of shine! ya take some down, pass it rond, 85- uh, 85 bottles of shine on heh wall
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #257 on: July 16, 2015, 04:26:32 pm »
Don, hic, make me get da mustard! BACK TO BOOZE! 85 shuttles of boom-time on slaw hall, 85 shuttles o'kline! Bake sugar balls, flak a gourd, 84 gutters of moonslime on the shawl!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #258 on: July 16, 2015, 04:38:25 pm »
ahhhyeh, yessur, ah-im not *hiccup* drunk, ah dont nade to git buck on theh shit- uhh, ship, sahr.

ahhyeh, somthing bout more booze? ah yeh, aty fur pictures o' shine on the mall, *hiccup* ATY FUR PICTURES OFAH SHANE! yar takeh hun down, pass it down, aty tree botlas of... ayy, the shine on do wall!
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #259 on: July 17, 2015, 10:14:11 pm »
wut umbre we on? umm eighties tree boatles of sine on wall, ate tee bots of the nine. one is done, passing out now.........
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #260 on: July 17, 2015, 10:31:48 pm »
The door opens revealing a being, a normal man with a leather coat, he takes a bottle off the wall.

"81 bottles on the wall you drunken loons."
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #261 on: July 17, 2015, 10:39:04 pm »
"Gimmme at," *lurches towards the bottle, falling flat on his face and knocking himself out.......*
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #262 on: July 17, 2015, 11:29:47 pm »
Kirby Koali walks into the bar wearing a steam-powered exoskeleton.

"Jeez, why is everyone so drunk? Yo, bartender, are any of those bottles on the wall full of milk?"
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #263 on: July 17, 2015, 11:31:48 pm »
"Umm"

*clink *clank* *glass shattering*

"No, want to try the 'shine?"

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #264 on: July 18, 2015, 06:18:02 am »
Shadak walks in and laughing...

"Oh dear, seems I was late for the party"

Walks up to the bar and asks for the 20th bottle from the left just because.

"80 bottles of moonshine on the wall... "
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #265 on: July 18, 2015, 09:28:16 am »
*Wakes up sniffing the air*

"Shomone saaaay 'shine?"
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Offline David Dire

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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #266 on: July 18, 2015, 03:47:20 pm »
Wheh... wha? more shine? yeh... yeh... ah'd *hiccup* like un more.
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #267 on: August 19, 2015, 07:34:26 pm »
"Ugh... I guess this makes me the designated pilot, then."
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #268 on: August 19, 2015, 07:49:12 pm »
"ehh... surah!"
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Re: 99 Bottles
« Reply #269 on: August 21, 2015, 05:53:35 pm »
"I don't even know what you're saying any more..."
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