The Misinformed Game

[Coldcurse]

The difference between a medium gun and a heavy gun is that heavy guns tend to fall off ships more often.

What is Macmacnick?

[HamsterIV]

A Macmacnick is a more powerful verion of a normal macnick which itself is a form of hallucinogenic drug. Ingesting more than .5 cc  of Macmacnick is enough to convince an otherwise sane individual that that they can talk with dolphins, piss moonshine, and run an all Hades Mobula build. Do not under any circumstances give Zuka Macmacnick.

How will the PS 4 version of GoIO differ from the PC version?

[macmacnick]

Less Skywhales.


Why does the hwacha take an eternity to reload?

[Cheesy Crackers]

Hwacha rockets are extremely scared of lions and are terrified of getting close to the lion heads on a hwacha. They need quite a lot of coaxing.

Why isn't the Hwacha like the Korean Hwacha?

[Cheesy Crackers]

Why isn't the Hwacha like the Korean Hwacha?

I don't think anyone wants to answer that one

Why is the hwacha golden?

[Oliver Colt]

Because they ran out of pink.

Why is the galleon so big?

[Coldcurse]

Beause the smaller sizes were sold out.

Why are squids so small?

[Oliver Colt]

Because if they were giant squids attacking ships this would be a bad old horror movie with terrible effects and a non-existent plot.

How could Coldcurse step on Jawjee's tail if he's a ghost?

[Cheesy Crackers]

By eating Oliver Colts' hair (It has magical ghost solidifying properties)

What does Olivers' hair taste like?

[Jawjee]

Different types of Colt Olives. They are really sensitive to unstable weather and they are very rare and expensive.
A person is incredibly lucky to ever taste Oliver's hair, as it is the greatest taste known by humans.

Why do people use "Why" instead of"Y"?

[Oliver Colt]

Because "Why" includes the "Y" but "Y" doesn't include "Why"... There was a big fight for the rights of the "W" and the "H", just like the one there's now for the rights of the "R", so the letters' rights international court demanded that people used "Why" instead of "Y".

Why is Jawjee so damn cute? like omg srsly he's cute

[Coldcurse]

Because he inhales terribly as he laughs his ass off.

Will jawjee turn straight?

[macmacnick]

When I learn to Laugh Via Exhaling.


Why does Coldcurse hate cats?

[Coldcurse]

Objection! the cat asked me to fly to the other side of the room, and I used my foot to help him.

Why does macmacnick hate Coldcurse?

[macmacnick]

Because he doesn't, he just wants to make it look that way.


Why is Macmacnick Posting (talking) in the third person?