The Misinformed Game

[Mod Josie]

The definition of Occult is anything pertaining to: "mystical, supernatural, magical powers, practices, or phenomena."
In other words, ANYTHING supernatural including theistic religion.

So the better question is - what's with all the occult stuff surrounding Easter?
<I mean...a dude rose from the dead. Come on>

[macmacnick]

The Catholic church made fanfics for that guy, Jesus, in which he rose from the dead and it was celebrated. Eventually, the church started to think of it as Canon and made a holiday around it.


Why is Romania's government full of poverty and corrupt politicians?

[Mod Josie]

-Forgets he's playing the Misinformation game- Because every government is full of poverty and corrupt politicians.

-Remembers he's playing the misinformation game- Because the Romanian government spent billions on invisible giraffes.

Why do adverts (commercials) make me want the product they're selling even less?

[HamsterIV]

Because you will never be as young or attractive as the models/spokes people advertizing the product. You subconsciously come to the conclusion that the product is not for people like you.

How hot does it have to be in order  to melt a Galleon?

[Cheesy Crackers]

It must be hot enough to melt a Pyramidion, cold enough to freeze a goldfish and also 3% above the normal temperature of a squid. All divided by the square root of 0.


What is the square root of spire?

[HamsterIV]

sqrt(spire)
sqrt(s*pi*r*e)
Given that 2*pi*radius == circumference of circle or c
Assuming s = 2
sqrt(c*e);
Given that e=mc^2 -> e/m = c^2 -> c= sqrt(e/m)
sqrt( sqrt(e/m)*e) )
Convert notation:
(e^.5*e^1*m^(-.5))^.5
Distribute power
e^.25 * e^.5 * m^-.25
Combine like terms
e^.75 * m^-.25
(e^3/m)^(.25)
cuberoot(e*e*e*1/m)

sqrt(spire) = cuberoot(e*e*e*1/m)

Did I make any mistakes in my math?

[Mod Josie]

Yes.

Why does AVG keep demanding that I download their crappy toolbars?

[DJ Calvary]

because the AVG tool belt proved to be even worse.


is the real deadpool really real?

[macmacnick]

Define reality, using an ultimate grand theory of the universe, reality, space, time, and the Multiverse.








Why is Comcast such a pain?

[Mod Josie]

It's just too big. TOO BIG!!!!

Why does the US government allow monopolies to be formed in their business sector?

[Piemanlives]

They don't, or rather they shouldn't as it does violate the Sherman Anti-Trust Fund.

Was that even correct?