Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Cheesy Crackers on December 10, 2013, 06:29:40 am
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So the aim of this game is to ask a question for the next poster to answer, and also answering the question from the previous poster but the answer you give has to be WRONG! (Or random, or stupid, or crazy, or bad, or half right, or disturbing or....)
Believe in the following information at your own risk
What's a Hades Cannon?
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The Hades Cannon is an occult item which channels the power of the Greek neither world onto the mortal plane. Since its damage type is super natural not physical it is the only weapon that can effect enemy crew. After a sufficient number of direct hits (five IRCC) the targeted crew member will be whisked away to the land of the dead where they will be forced to perform repairs on Charon's ferry.
What is the difference between a pipe wrench and a spanner?
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One kills you, the other makes waffles
Why do people walk on two feet?
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People walk on two feet because if they walked on one foot, they'd really be hopping, not walking.
Why is boarding OP?
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Showing hospitality to a crewman by proving boarding (meals and drink) enables that crewman to accomplish more during their stay on your ship than if they had to provide their own meals and drink. Further more a communal food fosters a spirit of community that allows the crew to act as one. As Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam (from Dune) once said "He must lay the best coffee hearth to attract the finest men." Once you have the finest men victory will come easily.
Why do they call it a "Squid"?
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The word 'squid' is derived from an old celtic word, 'squiidtah', which loosely translates to 'toppler of the floating mountain'.
Why exactly did Muse decide to name the ship 'mobula', instead of 'manta ray'?
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They named it in honor of Count Mobula, the greatest shipbuilder the order of Chaldon has ever seen. He was also a vampire, but that's a story for another day.
Why do Powder Monkeys always seem to arrive in pairs?
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In the early days powder monkeys carried both the blasting caps and the charge for the cannon in one load. Unfortunately powder monkeys would often slip on the blood soaked deck. If the blasting cap and charge were to fall at the wrong angle the whole ship could go up in flames. Now a days the common practice is to send two powder monkeys, one with the charge and the other with the blasting caps. In the event of a slip there is less chance of a disaster.
Why does the 6th mine cause the 1st mine to explode?
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They named it in honor of Count Mobula, the greatest shipbuilder the order of Chaldon has ever seen. He was also a vampire, but that's a story for another day.
This statement is false!
The 6th mine causes the first to explode because the 6th is the next generation, the 5th mine says goodbye to it's fellow mines, before ritualistically exploding.
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The reason Pieman didn't ask a question is because of his username "Piemanlives" is secretly an old arcane chant used by the ship builders of the Mercantile Guild to summon up dozens of pies onto their completed ships. This was purely traditional until they realised a few years later that the pies were delicious and could fetch a high price. Pieman simply didn't want to bury himself in pies.
Why does a Galleon only have 4 heavy guns?
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Originally, Muse planned to have the Galleon have one GIANT gun, but they couldn't decide weather to point it left or right.
They replaced it with 4 medium ones.
Why does nobody ever seem to use flamethrowers competitively?
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Because the flames turn pink if you hold the left mouse button for 5 minutes. it's just too manly for experienced people to handle.
Why can't harpoons attach to enviroment?
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During the Age of Dust dust storms coated every surface in the world with a microscopic substance called Harpoonium. Harpoonium is made from the same material as harpoons themselves. So when a harpoon comes into contact with Harpoonium, it instantly disintegrates and is absorbed into the Harpoonium surface. The reason ships are not coated in Harpoonium is because of a special process called Deharpooniumisation. However, this process is incompatible with the balloon, since Harpoonium is naturally attracted to the Handwavium gas inside the balloon. This is why harpoons cannot latch onto balloons.
Who or what caused the nameless user?
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Bubbles.
How much squid could a squid squid squid if a squid squid could squid squid?
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Most of it.
What does the B T stand for?
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It stands for Blue Turtle. The nickname was given for his skill in flying a squid.
What does a Duck say?
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Ducks are known for their tight V shaped formation flying. So most messages between Duck Captains pertain to the integrity of their formation.
Common messages are:
"Alter course 15 degrees to port"
"decelerating to throttle setting 2 forward"
"you are drifting away, tighten it up."
Why do the Dev's clan "Museasaurs" fare so badly in tournament play?
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They're actually far better than any other competitive team; they just lose on purpose to make everyone else feel good.
What's up with the ladder toward the rear of the Galleon?
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So you can go up while going backwards
Where is my hat?!
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You left it on my Galleon.
I was watching after it, but a Powder Monkey came aboad one day and took it right out of the lost and found.
Couldn't be helped.
How come Spires are so squishy?
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The spire's balloon is so small that it can only be attached to the hull by a couple strands of dental floss instead of the sturdy rigging seen on most ship. As such only a few bullets are needed to detach the hull from the balloon and send it cascading to earth.
What happened to Dr Spaceman?
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He went to space obviously
How do you cook pancakes?
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Carefully.
How do you eat pancakes?
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Somewhat less carefully.
What are the damage types in GoI?
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Good and bad
What is time?
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Time is an ever irrelevant system by which trees follow on a daily basis.
What is love?
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Something you can only receive from a lochnagar flare gun.
what loadout should I take captain?
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Moonshine and lochnagar. Yes I only use flareguns to make it interesting.
What is the air velocity of Swallow carrying a coconut?
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Velocity = Coconut x Swallow squared. minus air resistance and divide by pi and you get an insect. Swallows eat insects therefore the answer is bacon + coconut = Velocity - insect. Also known as 67 km/h
What happens if said Swallow carrying a coconut impacted a spire.
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The spire will explode due to it's very low health. assuing that Swallow will take a lochnagar coconut to do more damage.
What is the most extreme hobby of Morbie?
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Stamp collecting.
Why is the Earth only 6,000 years old?
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Because 6000 years ago Jesus defeated Xenu and used his corpse to form the Earth.
Mu gun is on fire, how long until it explodes?
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It has already exploded, and it shall never explode. All is nothing, and nothing is all. There is no spoon, nor is there a Hamster.
Why haven't we invented upside-down airships yet?
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because we haven't trained gyro-technicians yet. were already filling the hull with helium.
why don't we have landing gear on our airships?
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Because the game actually takes place in purgatory. You can not escape, if you die you will just respawn, you will fight and die untill the end of time. There is no use for landing gear because there is no escape form the ship, nor will the ship ever land. Once you hit lvl 15 with all classes you will rise to the heavens and be praised for your courage, a statue of Keanu Reeves will be made to honour your dedication and determination to attone for your sins.
Why does an airship go faster when the captain is drunk on moonshine?
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It is not that the airship moves faster but the Captain's perception of the world decreases. Thus you get to your destination before you even realize it. Unless you hit a wall first, which is another side effect of driving with moonshine.
Why does the phoenix claw look like a chicken foot?
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That's a chicken foot? nonononono it's really a early prototype for a flux capacitor.... It didn't work very well for time travel unfortunately
Why am I to blame for everything :(?
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You are not the Shink that people are talking about...
To be or not to be?
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Why am I to blame for everything :(?
the first person who got blamed of everything was captain phoenix, since he got banned several times we had to find hes reincarnation.
since captain in old mandarin greek latin steampunk means shink, and phoenix in old brazillian swahillian warcraft morse code means beep beep beepbeep beep which translated into normal chinese african is kurex. we found out if you divide 1.726356 times 0.004235 and put those words together, you get your sofi number and name. since you are now the long lost reincarnation of phoenix, we blame phoenix by blameing you.
To be or not to be?
i would like to twist that question in a backfiring answer since the answer lies within the thoughts of every player that has questioned himself bfore by the laws of physical structures provided by the eternal rage of humanity that has developed over the ages nder the watch of the allseeing goddes of the lumberjack fired with lochnagar rounds in a majesticc way nothingcould miss as the bullet travels through time and airspace of the void while you stand on the deck holding a spanner and mallet in your hands and choosing which one to use against fire damage. "Nooby or not Nooby?"
now my question:
which clan gives the best performance in competitive streamed matches?
(with performance i mean, making it intresting to watch bvecause they dont snipe)
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Museosarus.
I mean. Common.
How do I level up in this game?
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Make your name yellow than jump on the enemy ship?
Why is the moonshine gone?
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Pieman needed something to wash down all those pies he summoned
Why did kirk not answer cake?
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Because the cake is a lie. Because there is no cake, He couldn't answer.
Why do CA's have yellow names?
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Because we are like bees.
Why is the spire as tall as it is?
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because the designers didnt print the blueprint in portrait but in landscape option, this way the construction was build 90 degrees off the original design. It was actually supposed to be a long ship.
what is Keyvias's embarrissing hobby?
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He loves delving into underwater caves.
Why are Junkers so tanky, despite their design?
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They are not tanky at all, they are just so thin that everyone always shoots between the balloon and the hull.
"What is love!?"
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"baby don't hurt me" (this is the second time someone's made me think of that song)
What's with cakes fire fetish?
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They only recently learned to rub sticks together and think it's pretty.
Are we strangers to love?
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The question you should ask yourself first is: "Are you a stranger to thine own self?".
What would happen if a dimension to another world would open in the world of GoIO?
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the exterminated skywhales will rise again and destroy all airships as revenge for the big hunt.
we know what a gent drinks, but what does a gent eat?
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Crumpets filled with tea!
How orange is Orangey?
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Orangey is Hexidecimal color code 0xggbb00. Lesser colorists only use characters 0-f to represent hexadecimal numbers but Orangey goes all the way up to g.
What happens when you buff the balloon?
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Buffing the balloon fills it with more hydrogen, making it twice as combustible.
Whose idea was this?
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Yours, you loved the fiery aftershocks.
Why are dust clouds so tough to kill on Desert Scrap?
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because the cloud engineer is always buffing the cloud hull.
What is the main benefit of leaving your guns on fire?
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It keeps your guns from getting frozen by icestorms or frost cannons.
Why do crews work together?
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Because the alternative involves hull-mounted nooses and institutionalised cannibalism.
Where did the Mobula come from?
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It comes from the imagination, and it's here strictly by your invocation. So whadda you say? Why don't we fly a while. It's the heart of flight, it's the rise and fall. When you gotta soar, when you gotta kill them all. You call it and it comes a'flyin', it turns the banshees on, it brings the fun in. Now we're partying, that's what it's all about.
Is it a good ship, "bringin' the fun in"?
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Ironically, a 'good ship' is horrible at 'bringing the fun in,' simply because of temporal loops.
Having two positives is such close proximity creates a loop of 'zero space' wherein upon entering (which isn't hard, bringing fun on a good ship acts as a magnet to zero space) you are transported to the very moment you left, with only slight displacement.
This is more commonly know as 'lag.'
Where does all this ammo keep coming from?
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The gods of Ammonium hear the prayers of the gunites, they who is loaded with the deathly prayers of those who man the airship. The gods then send some of their power to this earthly plane, and the guns are fully loaded.
Why did that make no sense?
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It was made from complete sense therefore no sense was left after it was made complete.
Why do I reappear back on the ship after I jump off it?
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too easy ram 'skywhales' that's how
how are the dust storms and clouds in the desert with out any winds ?
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These are no normal sandstorms, these are physical manifestations of dust's will. The Age of Dust ended when the dust storms all concentrated into only a few smaller storms. However, in doing so they gained sentience of their own, all connected with one another via a kind of neural link called the 'Grit Synapse'. They do not need wind to fly, for they are the wind, the hand of dust.
Why did whoever designed the Pyramidion only put guns on port side and not starboard?
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The budget only allowed for one side, and the designer being an australian did everything in reverse order of what an american would do.
How does the harpoon work?
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The harpoon creates a rift between it and the launcher. As soon as it hits a ship it generates a rope where the rift was. The two ships are now linked neurally.
Why is there a screwdriver on some ships?
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To hammer the nails.
What moron put an Artemis rocket right next to the hull on the Mobula?
I mean, really. That's just dumb.
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His name is Albert Thomas Pennyworth, he is the product of too much inbreeding in the Fjord Barronies. He calls that rocket "Nursey" and he talks to it at night.
Why does the Galleon have no forward facing guns?
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There are actually 3 forward facing guns, two heavy and one light. The galleon flies sideways across the dunes like the Sky Crab or "Galleon Crab" it is based on.
Why is there a white square around my ship that only the enemy can see?
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The white squares are actually ropes strung around your ship, you can't see these because while you're asleep your crewmates paint the sides of your eyes so you don't see the ropes.
If you use tar barrel on a squid, is it actually ink?
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no it's actually advanced cloudshit when the squid uses marihuana as fuel for its engines.
will they ever get leroy jenkins as an AI crewmember?
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We did, however the AI would try to board ships consistently....
What is the point of the fire tarp?
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To trap fier.
Why are the Ducks so damn good at this game?
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because everybody is holding back when they fight them, giving the ducks their little moment to shine.
we feel really sorry for you ducks, now we let you win so you can feel special.
how will sammy react on this?
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Sammy will fetch his servants and order them to gorge on biscuits and trifle before his eyes until they collapse through sheer gluttony.
What do a squid's engines run on?
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The tears of newbie pilots who's self assessment of their driving skill falls far short than their actual driving skill.
Why are Gents so accurate?
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Because they have seen through the code and realize there is no gun.
What if this wasn't a question?
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That sentence is a statement where you spelled every word incorrectly. You actually said 'Skywhales are real icarus be damned!' but incorrectly spelled Skywhales as What, are as if, real as this, icarus as wasn't, be as a, damned as question and put a question mark at the end instead of an exclamation mark. Be more careful with your spelling and punctuation next time Sammy.
What is hidden under the 'Jolly Holly Hat' that everyone seems to be wearing at the moment?
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The beginnings of Teaefftwoinitis.
(Tee-ef-TWO-an-eye-tis)
How come clothes can have two dies, but hats only have one?
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Because all clothes are constructed out of exactly two different hats.
Why is this topic here?
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to let us suffer by our own posts.
what is the difference between sniping from a far distance and sniping close combat?
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Sniping close quarters is easier to aim.
How do shot fire?
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they dont use explosive energy to make the bullet get a speed of a lethal projectile. the gunners and engineers blow air into the tubes in blowpipes to create airpressure and use oxygen and deoxide to make the bullet get a speeed to make it a lethal projectile. because we replaced gunpowder with oxygen and deoxide the bullet will get hotter due to the sound of the gun. this makes the bullet spin faster then usual and rotates fast enough to create friction with the air. because this friction with the air is too much for the bullet to sustain its solid form it will slowly turn red and melt. the bullet wil splatter on the enemy ship and create a fire due to its temperature. this process is called "dealing damage".
will muse change the eagles and birds that fly around the map, into dragons?
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Of course they will on Feburay 10th 2024, the start of the year of the dragon in the Chinese zodiac, Muse will release a patch turning all NPC birds into dragons. There will also be costumes and hats celebrating the Chinese new year which will be free for all those who log in during a set period. Guns of Icarus will still of course have an active community in 2024 to appreciate Muse's generosity.
What weapon will be Nerfed next?
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It's obvious that the next weapon to be nerfed is the electro tesla laser cannon. In fact it already has been nerfed, nerfed so bad that it was removed from the game. The only reason no one remembers it is self induced memory loss due to extreme trauma from being on the receiving end of that obscenely OP weapon.
Why is Muse called Muse?
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After a long and expensive law suit, the young indie Game Development 'Nickelback' agreed that they would change their name to avoid any more legal complications. They then picked the name of their second least favorite band.
When will the experiment for the 'Lochnagar experimental rounds' be completed?
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As soon as the scientists behind the project deem it so. This is predicted to occur as soon as lochnagar flamers and Gatling guns become meta.
Why do wee keep getting free hats?
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Cause Hat was innocent.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100420182428/southpark/images/thumb/4/4c/FreeHat05.jpg/500px-FreeHat05.jpg)
How are you?
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I'm your greatest nightmare.
Why are you here?
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I am here because this thread is for half life 3 beta keys
Why is there no option to throw snowballs its christmas!!!
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they tried turning the hades ammunition into snowballs but it doesnt fit the animationstyle of GoIo, they say it looks too much like japanese hentai.
Are the Crows still alive?
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Nope. Each and every crow was shot down by a giant meteor in one of the greatest conspiracies known to mankind. Crows, the GOIO clan, however, were unharmed. The giant meteors only seemed to target actual crows. In other news, all crows have become extinct, so now I can just go to sleep at night without that stupid one outside my window caaaawing at me.
When is muse gonna add boarding? I wanna board boards and bore bored boards
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It will happen when we're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand.
When am I gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you? I would also pose the question of when am I gonna make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you?
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You do all them things at the same time when we are flying around the galaxy on the USS Down-under and beat me at holo suite squash
Why Does Santa visit Children and not Adults i want my Hearthstone Beta Key!!!
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DO YOU CALL ME A KID!?
How can we make GreyT more jalous that I have hearthstone beta, and not him?
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by giving it to him.
What's up with capital letters?
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Capital Letters were the only kind of letter to survive the great Socialist letter Purge, as such, they fly about without any limitations to the amount of popularity they have.
Why do LumberJack Heavy Mortars have a restraining order against a certain Jacob Fii?
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Because said Jacob Fii once wiped out a full 4v4 game including allies by having one on a goldfish, the game became so imbalanced by such a combo muse introduced a policy to ban the use of lumberjacks on the same ship as Jacob to make sure it never happened again, The lumberjacks agreeded they should not be used so effectivly again incase they suffered the fate of the heavy flak
Why is there no option for smileys in game?
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Because there is hope yet for humanity.
What has a head and a tail, but no middle?
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The most beautiful creature to ever grace this Earth.
Why can't we use symbols in our ship names?
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The announcers on the streams had a hard time pronouncing the name of the mighty Galleon "USS *&## ☎♬✈%$" so symbols were removed. You can still sometimes see that mighty airship from time to time, usually right after a Galleon explodes in a Cogs match.
Why did 'The Pit' get changed from it's original name 'Magical Mystery Airship Fun Board'?
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Because after a while people realised that The Pit wasn't magical, mystical, fun or had anything to do with airships and was actually closer to a dark hole full of the people who made up the stranger part of the community.
Why does wind always push you away if you try to leave the map?
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Why do LumberJack Heavy Mortars have a restraining order against a certain Jacob Fii?
Because said Jacob Fii once wiped out a full 4v4 game including allies by having one on a goldfish, the game became so imbalanced by such a combo muse introduced a policy to ban the use of lumberjacks on the same ship as Jacob to make sure it never happened again, The lumberjacks agreeded they should not be used so effectivly again incase they suffered the fate of the heavy flak
How did you come to know of this information? These events were meant to remain strictly confidential between myself and the folks at Muse. Muse even employed Zuka'Esrai to wipe the memories of everyone in that lobby. He has a way with making people forget the past nine days that I find rather disturbing exhilarating.
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Why does wind always push you away if you try to leave the map?
Weather effects obey complex geometric rules. Hurricanes and Tornadoes for instance obey the rule of squares, so the eye of the Hurricane will have straight edges and four corners. It is custom for airship battles to only take place in the middle of these Quadrilateral Hurricanes also known as "Squareicanes."
Why does smashing a spanner as hard as you can against engines always fix them?
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The spanner is tuned to the the exact harmonic frequency of the nanobot's rebuild engine subroutine. By making percussive impacts at the correct frequency on any block of metal infused with engine repair nanobots we can create a working engine.
Why does hull armor and perma-hull take damage at a different rate from Gatling bullets than from mortar shells?
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Just like you said. Mortar 'shells.'
Permahull is afraid of deep water, as it saw 'Jaws' when it was WWAAAAYYY to young, and shells remind it of the Ocean.
The armor is the only thing keeping it from seeing what the mortars truly are.
How is GoIO related to CoD?
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Since boarding and the steam workshop were introduced, Muse received so many contributions of only guns to go with the new features and no actual maps or other things that they got lazy and just threw all the new guns in. Now nobody bothers to even stay on their own airship and just fly at someone elses ship, jump aboard and start running around shooting anything that moves.
Who keeps on changing which point activates in Crazy King?
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The Point Guard of each map takes a power core and moves it about the place, how we never notice them approach and take the core is still up for debate.
Who is the Crazy King?
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The Crazy King is called Charles Razy and earned his title after making a match on Labyrinth last over 7 hours by holding the enemy away from the point before they could capture it and ramming his teammate away from the point in order to keep it neutral. One player grew so frustrated that they hacked the game to move the point away from the original location so that the match could finally be ended.
How deep is "The Pit"?
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"The Pit" (do not confuse it with an ordinary pit) is a very deep place. There are records of it going 11 pages deep, with at least 20 deep topics in each. When a scientist was asked how deep would that sum up to be, a whole squad of army men dressed in black broke in and killed him. They had the word D.E.E.P. written on their shirt, which makes us think they are really not that professional but still deadly. For this reason we don't have an exact number of how deep "The Pit" is, and perhaps we'll never know, but it is in fact... deep.
Why won't Muse add a "kick" feature?
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Muse will not add a kick feature, to avoid having powder monkies and swabbies complaining of sore asses.
Who can we blame for everything?
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Gaben. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY)
How do we stop a Gaben?
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You must remove the mystical crown he wears to drain his powers over the universe.
For those of you who don't know what this crown looks like. http://gaben.tv/
Is it really worth the wait?
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depends what you are waiting for.
why aren't the mobula's called "Stingray"
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It was what the dev team had planned for the game, but stingrays all over the world said they'd sue Muse if it happened, so they had to stick with Mobula.
What's Moonshine made of?
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Moonshine is made from the purest beams of light coming off the moon on a cloudless night high up in the mountains, that and antifreeze. Actually it is mostly antifreeze.
Why do normal bullets know the difference between friend and foe but not mines?
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Because they don't discriminate something for its size like you!
Why is King of the Hill so hard to win?
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because Oliver, you clearly are not the king of that particilur hill. The king is in another castle.
How did the King of the Hill turn into a Crazy King?
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The King of the Hill hoped to expand his domain beyond the hill, in doing so however he slowly began losing his mind, and made life difficult, for everyone, including the points.
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?
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Shinkurex's, because he's the one who started it all and now is blamed for all his creations "us".
who would be in your top 10 list of most crazy pilots?
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10. Iggatto.
9. Senpai!!!
8. Drunk senpai.
7. Coldcurse.
6. POODIEPIE!
5. Sober Coldcurse.
4. The Simpsons pilot episode was rather insane.
3. Me :)
2. Coldcurse again.
1. A tie between Iggatto on a mobula and the Titanic's captain.
Where's the bathroom in the Spire?
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There is a little booth to the starboard side of the ramp behind the pilot. Fun fact: the needle at the bottom of the spire is for docking with a waste treatment facility. The crew's refuse is stored and flushed out far away from the manned part of the ship. Unlike other ships of the fleet the Spire is allowed to patrol over populated areas since they do not generate "clear sky rain."
How does using a fire extinguisher on the Metal Capsule at deck level put out a fire on the top of the balloon?
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There's a worm hole that starts in that Metal Capsule and leads to a hidden vent system that ends in the bottom of the balloon. Since the fire ext.'s material gets mixed with worm molecules in the way there, it becomes lighter than the hydrogen in the balloon and goes all the way to the top.
Why is the first/third person view key not mentioned in the manual?
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Because you don't have third person view in reallife. This has a link towards you not being informed to this in the manual because there is no manual of your reallife.
Then 3rd person looked a bit silly as you can see your own back. muse tried to implement that you can see your front but then this will trigger the selfinflicting damage on you ship that you will get during sanbox games. as my conclusion comes that you're face is too beautifull ti be seen by yourself and the game reacts to it by destroying your own ship.
Why isn't the balloon filled with helium?
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Helium was only used in the old days by those poor land lubber people who couldn't afford REAL floaty air stuff. Balloons are filled with dust now because it's attracted to other dust particles by means of magnetism caused by The Age of Dust. If this doesn't make any sense to you then I will explain it with a picture.
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^Balloon ^Magnetism ^Other Dust
That wooshy air noise the balloon makes when you inflate/deflate it isn't air it's actually dust being poured in and out of the compartment
How do we inflate/deflate the balloon? When there don't seem to be any triggers near the helm for it.
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If you know that there are eagles flying on the map, we use those.
Pilots can use a jedi mindcontrol trick to order those eagles to puncture holes in the balloon to deflate, and blow into those holes to make the balloon inflate. They also spit on the hole to patch it up afterwards.
Why can't you walk ontop of the balloon?
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In the early versions of the game players could walk on top of the balloon. There was even a spring physics system similar to the bounce houses people rent for children's birthday parties. Unfortunately players were having too much fun just jumping around on the balloon that no one was shooting at each other. Bubbles said this was not the direction he wanted to take the game and axed the feature.
What is the sail on the bottom of the galleon for?
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The sail under the galleon was to perform special action in case of being boarded. When the galleon is being boarded by the enemy, the pilot would simply cut on of the ropes so the lower sails catch wind and couse the galleon to do a barrel roll. in this action the boarding enemy would fall off and fall to their death as the crew and pilot are secure with a lifeline onto the ship.
Where is Icarus?
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Trying to find his guns.
Why is Zill so OP?
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Zill is not a game mechanic, and thus can not be OP. One can not simply choose to go Zill to win every match. Trust me I have tried. Zill is a combination of knowledge, timing, social contacts, and pure aggression that turn his ship into an unstoppable killing machine. He plays the game at a level we mere humans can not comprehend. He intuitively knows where you spawn and what path through the level you will take. He will strike when you least expect and can escape any ambush. He doesn't run from a fight so much as refuse to engage on your terms. When he does engage he will do so with a tactical advantage that guarantees his victory (even if you don't see it). He knows the counter to every build and ship pairing. If you see Zill's ship outside of your weapon range he is trying to lure you into a trap. If you see Zill's ship inside your weapon range you are already dead. We tell ourselves that Zill is OP because it helps us sleep at night. It helps us live with our flaws as men and leaders of men.
Who made the snowman in Fjords?
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Nobody built the snowman and Fjords, it is a sentient being that was born in the smokestack of a Mobula.
It's said that a pilot attempted to 'do a barrel roll' in that area and Mr. Snowy just tumbled out.
The rest of the crew died horrible tragic deaths.
Why aren't there any rumors or ghost stories in this game?
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Because we can all just blame the powder monkey for losing, no need to make up ghosts for that.
How did Muse manage to distract Icarus and steal his guns?
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They made him some sabotaged wings and stole the guns while he wasn't looking (from the Greek perspective not a lore perspective)
WHY did Muse steal the guns?
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Muse stole the guns to fight druglords in africa. Even as we speak, Keyvias is leading a fleet of pyramidions towards battle to take control over the resource point in Kapetown. Since Muse loses alot of ship in battle they wont have enough money to buy new guns, as an solution they stole them. When they have enough they will sell the Guns of Icarus Online to buy better guns.
What is Coldcurse?
(hmmm this should be an interesting answer.)
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Coldcurse is the Human representation of a Plushie ( 80% kerosene-based fabric, 20% Yiski love. )
What is the difference between a Medium gun and a Heavy gun?
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The difference between a medium gun and a heavy gun is that heavy guns tend to fall off ships more often.
What is Macmacnick?
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A Macmacnick is a more powerful verion of a normal macnick which itself is a form of hallucinogenic drug. Ingesting more than .5 cc of Macmacnick is enough to convince an otherwise sane individual that that they can talk with dolphins, piss moonshine, and run an all Hades Mobula build. Do not under any circumstances give Zuka Macmacnick.
How will the PS 4 version of GoIO differ from the PC version?
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Less Skywhales.
Why does the hwacha take an eternity to reload?
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Hwacha rockets are extremely scared of lions and are terrified of getting close to the lion heads on a hwacha. They need quite a lot of coaxing.
Why isn't the Hwacha like the Korean Hwacha?
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Why isn't the Hwacha like the Korean Hwacha?
I don't think anyone wants to answer that one :P
Why is the hwacha golden?
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Because they ran out of pink.
Why is the galleon so big?
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Beause the smaller sizes were sold out.
Why are squids so small?
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Because if they were giant squids attacking ships this would be a bad old horror movie with terrible effects and a non-existent plot.
How could Coldcurse step on Jawjee's tail if he's a ghost?
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By eating Oliver Colts' hair (It has magical ghost solidifying properties)
What does Olivers' hair taste like?
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Different types of Colt Olives. They are really sensitive to unstable weather and they are very rare and expensive.
A person is incredibly lucky to ever taste Oliver's hair, as it is the greatest taste known by humans.
Why do people use "Why" instead of"Y"?
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Because "Why" includes the "Y" but "Y" doesn't include "Why"... There was a big fight for the rights of the "W" and the "H", just like the one there's now for the rights of the "R", so the letters' rights international court demanded that people used "Why" instead of "Y".
Why is Jawjee so damn cute? like omg srsly he's cute
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Because he inhales terribly as he laughs his ass off.
Will jawjee turn straight?
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When I learn to Laugh Via Exhaling.
Why does Coldcurse hate cats?
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Objection! the cat asked me to fly to the other side of the room, and I used my foot to help him.
Why does macmacnick hate Coldcurse?
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Because he doesn't, he just wants to make it look that way.
Why is Macmacnick Posting (talking) in the third person?
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As Coldcurse thinks about an answer he came up with a brilliant idea and said "Why won't you explain it yourself in 4th person macmacnick?".
Macmacnick agreed and replied to Coldcurse "It's because my nam isn't Macmacmacnick which has 3 mac's in them applying that I cannot talk in 3rd person. Yet I breack the physics and logic by talking in 3rd person. As you are now alking for me Colcurse, this will mean I broke the barrier of artificial intelligent logic and now speak in 4th person. Breacking the game as I come along and let someone else speak for me.".
Why did jawjee called himself a puppy?
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*reads what is typing* Because! Cooooldcurseeee caaaalled himseeeelf a... puppy. ... to...day. Fin.
Why is Coldcurse so emotionless?
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A Coldcurse loses all his emotions because he like to give them away for free, to other people. Also a Coldcurse might also lose his emotions after calling a Jawjee a puppy. Coldcurses are very emotioned by puppies that make his emotions either implode or explode.He is also very sensitive when it comes to ponies, as he loves them, but he's afraid he cannot love them enough, so he denies any pony love for the sake of their health.
What am I doing here?
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Standing there just being cute in general :3
What am I doing in college?
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Standing there just being cute in general :3
What am I doing in college?
Standing there just being cute in general :3, and studying things :o.
What could go wrong in the pit?
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Nothing! ^-^ *something explodes in the background*
What could go wrong on an all-flare mobula piloted by Jawjee? :D
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Nothing! ^-^ *something explodes in the background*
What could go wrong on an all-flare mobula piloted by Jawjee? :D
The mobula piloted by Jawjee also known as the "That's it, we're dead", is a very interesting ship that looks just like a normal mobula, but has some secret weaponry. The weapons it has are known as "Give 'em hell", as they truly give everything enough fire to make it feel like it's hell.
TL;DR The only thing that could go wrong is winning on that ship. Oh wait...
Why are there not enough flowers on ships?
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There used to be lots of flowers but they were too OP so they got nerfed :)
Why are there no bedrooms in ships?
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First time when ships appeard, they had bedrooms, but were instensively used by earlier generations of Oliver's and Jawjee's, so they decided to remove them. But we still got the closet room...
Why did they nerf my double mortar loadout on the RainBoom? :(
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Because with it you were better than the muse guys so they got jelly :0
Why are eggs so important to do so many things?
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Because with it you were better than the muse guys so they got jelly :0
Why are eggs so important to do so many things?
Neon eggs?...AHEM, OH NO.
BECAUSE OF THE QUESTION: "WHAT WAS FIRST, THE SQUID OR THE EGG?"
What is kerosene?
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Is a very light drink that helps captains get the great idea of drinking moonshine bc its magical because its name starts with k of koala :)
Where is senpai?
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You Are Senpai!
Why is making a Loch Flak kill so satisfying?
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\(°_o)√ what do I know I prefer gat kills
XD
Why is Jacob so misinformed?
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Because he finds it satisfying to get a loch kill.
Why?
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Because of the below reason
What is the below reason?
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The reason above.
What is a paradox?
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Your soul
Whats the point of this game?
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To gather information for the collective, such that we can be studied better.
What is the point of any game?
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To lose THE game
Why am I not doing homework?
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cause you're a bad boy
why has the schooling system failed oliver?
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Because Jawjee appeard in his life.
Why is the global warming not chillin' ?
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Because its not cool enough
Why am I in college instead of playing goi?
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Because until I perfect my RSR (reality-simulation-reconfiguation) code to hack the universe - we can't live inside GoI
(Apart from me. Everybody knows that I am not real, but an Ultra AI NPC that was set free into the game to test the mechanics of the co-op in Adventure Mode.)
What is the world out there really like? As an NPC I have never seen it.
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Its all made of cubes. Basically look at Minecraft, it's an exact representation of the real world.
Why aren't ships square in GoI?
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They actually are square, just the schooling system failed you and you got your shapes mixed up.
Are the ships in GoIO 2d squares or 3d cubes?
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They're both and neither at the same time. Muse went OP with the whole quantum computer deal...
Where is the Muse HQ located?
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In my washing machine.
How many members are there on the Muse team?
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Pillow.
Where are the chips on the ship? Oh and where's the Icecream?
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They're all in that one cabinet we spend a lot of time in... People probably shouldn't eat the ice cream xD
What is pyra poop made of?
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Tar... and Jawjee.
Why did a little snowmen hide in the chimney of the mobula?
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Because he was afraid of Coldcurse's face.
Where is the kitchen on the ship?
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Where Jawjee is located because Oliver is the most manly of the two.
Where is the helm?
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Where Jawjee is located because Oliver is the most manly of the two.
Woah there buddy slow down xD I'll make sandwiches for Jawjee any time ^-^
The helm is in my pants... you're all welcome for that joke xD
Who is the worst captain ever?
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Me. Oh wait it's Misinformation.... erm - Me.
Who is the best captain ever?
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Not Jawjee for sure.
What is my fur made of?
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All the cutest things in the world x3
What is my sandwich made of?
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all the cuter things in the world.
What is this moonshine made of?
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A half cup of moonlight
A mouthful of whiskey
A tablespoon of melted snowman essence
Add a dash of courage (and engineer curses)
Mix thoroughly in a pyramidion engine
What is a snowman made of?
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Souls and sandwiches... I guess there's some ice in there as well.
What are the guys of Muse made of?
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Pure and unadulterated cool.
What is this forum post made of?
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Jacob Fiis :D
What is GoIO made of?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_(game_engine) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_(game_engine)) and love.
What is Wikipedia made of?
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Lies. Filthy filthy lies.
What are cakes made of?
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Pain and Suffering.
What is love?
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BABY DONT HURT ME
DONT HURT ME
NO MORE
How does one "Mrau"?
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You need to either have Macmacnick, B'Ellena, or a Jawjee to mrau properly. Without one of these, the mrau will be incomplete. Someone may study and learn "Mrau", but it needs to be taught by the masters above.
Can huskies fly? (PROVIDE PROOF)
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Yes they can. (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,3438.0.html)
When will I finally stop being lazy and post the end of turn of the Wall?
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When I'll post part 5.
When will Oliver stop being lazy and post the end of turn of the wall?
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When Jawjee posts part 5 of his story (maybe) (if i'm not feeling lazy) (i'm sorry everyone, i'll try xD)
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When Jawjee posts part 5 of his story (maybe) (if i'm not feeling lazy) (i'm sorry everyone, i'll try xD)
Is there a better logic for paradox? ^
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I don't think so xD
Why is Lockheart so brit?
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Because he's an stereotypical asshole. Oh wait, wrong answers...UH...BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY *fakes a smile*
Why is Lockheart such a nice guy? *fakes that smile to the max*
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Because he's brit? xD
Why is everyone in the Cake and TFD clans so sexy?
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Because we were born in the Bakeries of hell.
Why are Oliver and JawJee so kawaii?
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Well Jawjee is kawaii because he's so fluffy and sweet and lovely x3 ... Idk who this Oliver you talk about is tho ???
Why is macmac so good at MRAU?
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Because he was born in the Bakeries of hell.
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING I'M KAWAII, WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS THAT OLIVER IS?
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Because I say you're kawaii... SCIENCE! :D
Lulz I has 69 saluts lulz ??
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Lulz that's less than me lulz....
You need to either have Macmacnick, B'Ellena, or a Jawjee to mrau properly. Without one of these, the mrau will be incomplete. Someone may study and learn "Mrau", but it needs to be taught by the masters above.
Why am I not included in this shortlist of MrauMasters?
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Because jawjee is forgetful xD
Why do I post here while I'm in class? :0
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Because you are not paying enoughattention on th forum.
Why is Jawjee doing such a bad job at making his homework?
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Because he's multitasking and daydreaming of Oliver.
Why do I go British when I'm flustered?
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This makes no sense. British people never get flustered - we are the epitome of 'stiff upper lip'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bls1KKDwmo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bls1KKDwmo)
Why do I break every single statement I have posted in the above sentence?
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Because you're a Jacob Fii and Jacob Fiis tend to do that.
Why do I suck so much at Civ V?
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Because Civ V is designed for robots and super computers. The human brain is no longer able to grasp the advanced mechanics of the game.
What does the Fox say?
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Moos.
How can I earn money while playing GoI?
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Illegal bets.
Why is there no black market in GoIo?
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Who said there isn't? >.>
Where is the black market located?
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In the middle of the Desert Scrap map. If you can't find it, then let me
pop your balloon help you navigate and push guide you towards the pit entrance.
Why is the Pyramidion so slow?
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Because the devs want to allow boarding from Pyra to Pyra and they want it to be a surprise for my bday, so they just act all though when people ask about it.
Are we human or are we dancer?
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Neither.
Why is JawJee 'Hungry like the Wolf'? (to quote Duran Duran.)
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Because he's a husky king so he's hungrier than normal huskies which is around wolf level
Why does mac like double flamers so much?
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Because he hasn't discovered the glories of double gat and moonshine
Why does the Pyramidion not have any medium guns?
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Because it was raised by mommy Galleon and daddy Goldfish to be a downright extremist.
Why do I have such a bad memory?
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What a silly question.
Why do I have such a bad memory?
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Ha ha I see what you did there! It's because of... ummm I forgot
Why do I have such a bad memory?
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Because it's a front!
Why are there conspiracies flying around?
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What conspiracies? I see no conspiracies here.
What conspiracies?
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Yes what conspiracies? I have no idea what you're talking about.... <Hide the evidence before he sees!>
Why do I have such a bad memory?
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Too much exposure to fire has melted your memory.
Is (Cake) fire good for you?
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Only on Fridays.
Wait.... What conspiracies?
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There are conspiracies going about?
Who the hell is Allen Love?
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Allen loves me, though your grammar leaves much to be desired. :P
Why did two different people reference me in the Five and Three Word Games on the same day?
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Because science!
What is that!?
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It's the thing where you combine another thing to create a thingy. Also you can have a whatchamacallit to split the thing back into the two things and use those things again with a different thing to have two new thingy.
Did this make sense?
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It only makes sense when viewed through a mirror, upside down, on days ending in Z.
Wait, what was I going on about?
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Magic.
Would one of you make me a cup of tea?
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It's been a month. Where's my tea dammit!?
Why do I have such a bad memory?
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Half the actions you perform are done while sleep walking, thus you have no memory of them.
When did this thread stop being about GOI game mechanics?
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It never did; That is all an illusion propagated by the Blood Moon's rise last night.
What's with all the occult stuff surrounding Blood moons and their Tetrads?
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The definition of Occult is anything pertaining to: "mystical, supernatural, magical powers, practices, or phenomena."
In other words, ANYTHING supernatural including theistic religion.
So the better question is - what's with all the occult stuff surrounding Easter?
<I mean...a dude rose from the dead. Come on> :P
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The Catholic church made fanfics for that guy, Jesus, in which he rose from the dead and it was celebrated. Eventually, the church started to think of it as Canon and made a holiday around it.
Why is Romania's government full of poverty and corrupt politicians?
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-Forgets he's playing the Misinformation game- Because every government is full of poverty and corrupt politicians.
-Remembers he's playing the misinformation game- Because the Romanian government spent billions on invisible giraffes.
Why do adverts (commercials) make me want the product they're selling even less?
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Because you will never be as young or attractive as the models/spokes people advertizing the product. You subconsciously come to the conclusion that the product is not for people like you.
How hot does it have to be in order to melt a Galleon?
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It must be hot enough to melt a Pyramidion, cold enough to freeze a goldfish and also 3% above the normal temperature of a squid. All divided by the square root of 0.
What is the square root of spire?
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sqrt(spire)
sqrt(s*pi*r*e)
Given that 2*pi*radius == circumference of circle or c
Assuming s = 2
sqrt(c*e);
Given that e=mc^2 -> e/m = c^2 -> c= sqrt(e/m)
sqrt( sqrt(e/m)*e) )
Convert notation:
(e^.5*e^1*m^(-.5))^.5
Distribute power
e^.25 * e^.5 * m^-.25
Combine like terms
e^.75 * m^-.25
(e^3/m)^(.25)
cuberoot(e*e*e*1/m)
sqrt(spire) = cuberoot(e*e*e*1/m)
Did I make any mistakes in my math?
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Yes.
Why does AVG keep demanding that I download their crappy toolbars?
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because the AVG tool belt proved to be even worse.
is the real deadpool really real?
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Define reality, using an ultimate grand theory of the universe, reality, space, time, and the Multiverse.
Why is Comcast such a pain?
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It's just too big. TOO BIG!!!!
Why does the US government allow monopolies to be formed in their business sector?
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They don't, or rather they shouldn't as it does violate the Sherman Anti-Trust Fund.
Was that even correct?