(Hey, I'm trying to fit in.)
A strange, (normal-sized and normal-shaped) pink-faced man shifts what appears to be a poorly made disguise, emitting puffs of steam from a comically tilted hat that seems like it was intended to hide the man's face. It doesn't work.
"I heard of this 'Mann' at other taverns. If he could take down a fleet of Galleons, then one of Spires, and live, I don't see why he'd disappear. Hogwash, if you ask me."
(But I'm still just a Kirby with a fancy steam-powered exoskeleton.)