The Legend of Mann.

[Koali]

"As for me, I'll be fine."

[The Mann]

"So. "

"Do you know how to hunt the creatures in the firnfelds?"

"Or. We could... Find us a merchant vessel heading to the north?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Of course I can hunt them. Can't make that kind of gear though. I don't have the skills."

[The Mann]

"Well then, let's go hunting! We can then go see that contact of yours!"

"Maybe if we can catch enough, they can do it for free?"

[Carn]

"Sure, right." gives the bard a deadpan look "You ever try to negotiate with an Anglean? About anything? Oh he'll make it definitely, his wife though will fight tooth and nail for profit."

[Koali]

"And this is why I'm not married."

[The Mann]

"I see... We may need to find a way to gain some money... "

"Bartender! 200 pices of gold says your toughest guard cannot harm our Pink ball friend here!"

The Bartender chuckles. "You always were a funny bard. When we first met, I thought you was smart. You're on. If you fail, your working here playing that piano for another two full cycle of seasons."

"Sorry... You look like you could take a hit without being phased"

The bartender call out "Augustas! Get over here!"
A massive, hulking brute of a mercantile guild warrior walks over to the table.

[Koali]

"Hold on, my stilts are less durable than I am."

(More of an exoskeleton, but I call it my stilts.)

Koali steps out of his exoskeleton.

"Punch me."

[Carn]

"I'll take similar odds." places a bag of 500 gold "500 says I can't beat your three best men, all at once."

[Koali]

"Wait, what? 500 gold says you can't beat his three best men all at once? So you get paid if you lose?"

[The Mann]

"Ssh! Don't question it! The bartender may have heard you..."

The Bartender who wasn't paying attention laughs,

"500 Gold! Sure, you're all going to work as pottery washers at this rate unless you can sing!"

"Augustas, Patrick and Jack! Get over here and fight this fool!"

Suddenly, two more giant brutes walk into the room and over to the table.

[The Mann]

"All I was asking was for 200 for someone to punch you... oh... what is your name since we are doing this pink person?. If we get 500, we will have lots left and the anglian can have the spare change for doing this!"

[Carn]

Shrugging of his trench coat, the Anglean takes a stance reminiscent of a professional "Pah, all meat no brains. Shouldn't take to long." dashing forward, he takes out the first man with a leg sweep, coupled with a uppercut to the jaw, sending the man flying into the wall and instantly knocking him out "NEXT!"

[Koali]

"The name's Koali."

[Carn]

The second bouncer takes a wide left hook, ducking under it and coming up, jabbing him twice in the kidneys, and trapping him in an elbow lock, the Anglean knocks him into the floor, delivering a palm strike into the back of his head, knocking him out against the floor. Looking back to the last mountain of meat "Your turn to dance princess."