The Global Private Eyes HQ

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac) suddenly Isaac is sick of this shit and throws the premade bomb at the UFO.

(Bomb)"QUACK" *BOOM*

(Isaac)it blows up the UFO compleatly and all of it's invincible bullshit force field's cause eff that. "ahem...now that i have your COMPLETE attention. Can we please get this Show in the air. "

[Carn]

Three three Drunken Badasses are also getting annoyed and sick of this. So they combine their skills, and quickly make a rocket and shoot it at the mothership. It should be noted that the rocket contained booze from all three of their flasks. The resulting explosion was a spectacular, mulch-colored affair.

(Carn) "Agreed."

(Megabear, if you want to RP in a thread, you have to obey the rules. Next step will likely be your character being killed off. This is a lore-friendly thread. Aliens are not GOI lore friendly.)

[Koali]

(Koali): "Bravo! Vous l'avez déplumé! Félicitations! Heu... Hum. Sorry. Pardon my French."

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac)"....whered you learn... yaknow what never mind." Signs back to cole "cmon Cole Let's get the yeager running before anything else happens... "

(Cole) nods his head and walks out with spades to the mobula

[Koali]

(After this cluster**** I've forgotten our mission.)

[aceofeagles]

Meanwhile.......

(Boss talking to somebody on the weird calling device. ): "Yeah... Yes I know....DO YOU THINK I'M A BLITHERING BUFOON... Yes why do you.... Yes...hmm...sigh.... alright.. bye..."

[Carn]

(Carn) hears the Boss upstairs "He doesn't sound happy. I mean he sounds less happy than usual."

[aceofeagles]

Everyone decided to continue on the next day. Carn and a couple of his friends slept on some couches and koali slept in the rafters. Isaac and Cole slept in the mobula.

END OF DAY TWO.

[aceofeagles]

START OF DAY THREE....

Isaac woke up first and started to make cofee for everyone. Isaac gets his airhorn from long koalis  closet and then yells right into it "WAKE.UP."

[Koali]

"Zzzzlrmf... Snrfl... Zzz..."

[Carn]

The three drunks are in some kind of daze, possibly a temporary hallucinogenic coma. All attempts to bring them out fail.

(I'm out of town for most of this week, and won't be able to post. Consider them unconscious with some bizarre story to tell when they wake up.)

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac):"koali.... carn and the others aren't waking up....koali?... "

[Koali]

"Zzzz... Huh? What?"

[The Mann]

Not part of any of these threads but Megabear, you are being very disrespectful of others and their threads.

[Goldenglade]

(I removed his posts if he comes back please just report it and we'll deal with it.)