The Legend of Mann.

[Carn]

Carn finishes the rum in record time.

"A beetiful vontague, now, TO THE STAIRS!"

Carn walks over and stares at his greatest foe.

"You. Won't. Win!"

Carn begins to climb, with surprising agility for someone in his state. This is apparently not his first time doing this.

[ShadedExalt]

(Why did you ignore my post)

(Not cool man)

[Carn]

(Did not intend to, you posted after i was typing it out, lets say Carn tried to get off Gaige's shoulder, causing them both to fall, then Carn went to the stairs. Also nobody said Carn was unconscious.)

[ShadedExalt]

(That's OK, and yeah that works)

[The Mann]

(I never intended for this thread to be perfect. haha!  )

[George Mills]

"I am not an Automaton! But...thanks, I guess..."
George picks up the oil and applies it.

[ShadedExalt]

"I never said you were, but you have parts from automata, which is why this oil is what you need."

[Carn]

Carn begins to teeter backwards.

"Ohohohoh, FLARG GASH DUN!"

The subsequent swearing is to slurred to be recognizable on any level, thankfully he manages to right himself before tumbling down the stairs. Which would likely have put a large hole in the floor.

[The Mann]

Bartender:

"Drunk fool get over here, I have something for you."

[Carn]

Carn is currently halfway up the stairs.

"Shcrew bit."

He pops a pill which removes his drunken state, putting him immediately into a hangover.

"Gah what is it? Can't let a guy enjoy having half his brain off for a while?"

[George Mills]

George nods. "You have a good point..."
(To shaded)

[Koali]

After some time...

"Whoa... I feel like I blacked out for a month... Anyone else feel that?"

[George Mills]

George picks himself off the ground, wiping a layer of dust off himself.
"I...I think we did..."

[Carn]

Carn stares down at them from the rafters. A set of stairs made from various kegs and bottles leads up to the exact spot.

"Sheesh. Finally someone to drink with."