The Bragging Thread

[HamsterIV]

Just watched the video, and I want to remove any implied sarcasm in my previous post. Papa Paradox dulcet tones will carry the day.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Like I said, he face rolls you.  Why do you think I joined the Dandy Lions!?  Man has magic.

[Captain Smollett]

I'm the best at flying backwards into things while not looking and convincing my crews it was a tactical maneuver.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Had a match with a newbie captain on a galleon yesterday, I'm in a goldfish.  He rams me, and an enemy pyramidion that are locking horns.  By some weird physics I end up behind the pyramidion, and the galleons broad side is lined up on the pyramids starboard.  We opened up at the same time and just annihilated that poor ship.

[Lehran]

Squids can't kill me

[RearAdmiralZill]

Squids can't kill me

Too bad we killed you 5-0 yesterday with a squid/goldfish team. <3

[-Muse- Cullen]

My crew and I, the pilot, flew a squid with a harpoon on the back in Canyons. We got multiple kills by attaching to the enemy ship and using kerosene to launch the enemies into walls. The final kill was us flying over a ledge and pinning the enemy Spire into the rocks by keeping the harpoon line taut.

And Varuuu was streaming. He said he's gonna add it to his 'awesome moments' reel.

I was there (I shot the harpoon), I also want to add that I spent the next 4 games I captained trying to duplicate the maneuver. I succeeded once.

http://www.twitch.tv/varuuu/b/391000051

The first sixty seconds. Goodness. Awesome shooting, HamsterIV.
I'm in class, and this is my first time finding the video, so I haven't checked the audio. From what I remember, things were pretty crazy, though.

[N-Sunderland]

I was able to shoot through the clouds so well in a match yesterday that dragonmere thought that it was the AI doing it.

[Captain Lockheart]

Water hazard

Me : squid

all 7 kills....

AND

completed the "white whaler" achievement in 5 matches = MASTER WHALER

[Lehran]

I was part of an all lv10 boat

[Moriarty]

Am part of one of the lowest (maybe even the lowest) level crews/teams in the cogs - and still do ok.

[Nidh]

I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

[Surette]

I'm really awesome at crashing into the wall when trying to defend the point in Scrap.

[Yiski]

Poking a galleon to death using a spire three times without dying.

[RearAdmiralZill]

I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

And I was your engineer. Trial by fire for sure on a galleon as my first engineering endeavors.