Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on April 13, 2013, 11:39:27 am

Title: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 13, 2013, 11:39:27 am
This community is great. There are lots of really great people out there. But you know what? Being nice doesn't always work. Sometimes you just want to boast. I'm putting this thread up here so that you can all brag about your achievements, big or small, without being looked upon as being full of yourself.

Get bragging!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on April 13, 2013, 11:51:17 am
I'm the best GoIO player ever... of all time
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: -Muse- Cullen on April 13, 2013, 02:35:55 pm
I was a better squid flyer than most, if not all, players I encountered when I first started playing this game.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 13, 2013, 02:41:03 pm
From time to time pilots tell me things like "I have no idea how you kept us alive there", "We would have died with a lesser engineer", "You were like fucking MacGyver back there", and say things like "Sunderland is among the best", "I have the best engineer in the world", among other things.

(note: please don't judge me for bragging. These are all real quotes from highly regarded players)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on April 13, 2013, 05:51:38 pm
I killed Ridgedog (Behind-The-Scenes Guy at the Yogscast) once.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 14, 2013, 02:39:59 am
I can backup sunderland's statement, I've said each of those things about him at one time or another.

I've been told often by a wide diversity of players that I am "insane", "unfit to fly a ship", and "nucking futs", typically following their TOTAL DEFEAT by my newbie multi language pickup crews of trolls that roflstomp them down into the pits of oblivion!

WOOOoOoo!  CLOUD WHALES!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Phoebe on April 14, 2013, 05:12:25 am
When it gets to moving targets beyond 1500m range I am one of the best lumberjack gunners;- and I've more than once gotten multiple regional chat shoutouts after such a match,  "Phoebe+LB=OP"
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 07:15:33 am
When it gets to moving targets beyond 1500m range I am one of the best lumberjack gunners;- and I've more than once gotten multiple regional chat shoutouts after such a match,  "Phoebe+LB=OP"

Very true. You're one of the best lumberjack gunners I've seen other than Morblitz.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Papa Paradox on April 14, 2013, 07:51:55 am
I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Phoebe on April 14, 2013, 08:10:49 am
I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

*Picks up mic*

What were you holding this with then if you have no limbs?

*Realisation hits*

Eww.

*Drops mic*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 14, 2013, 09:43:22 am
Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Dragmyre on April 14, 2013, 09:47:19 am
Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, I'm clearly not the best merc shooter around around.

It was an amazing shot indeed.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 09:52:52 am
Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

I guess the merc was loaded with lesmok?

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 14, 2013, 10:07:20 am
I want you all to know, when Paradox beats you in a match, and you feel like crap for losing so completely, he literally just face rolled you.

You were face rolled.

Let that sink in.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 14, 2013, 10:33:16 am
Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

I guess the merc was loaded with lesmok?



Charged.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 12:46:50 pm
Err, just played a game of Water Hazard where I managed to hit a moving ship through a cloud at 4000m. Not sure how I did it, It's not as if I have any particular talent with the Mercury or even gunning.

I guess the merc was loaded with lesmok?



Charged.

It couldn't have been 4000m, then. The merc's range is 3000m (without accounting for drop).

Impressive nonetheless :)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 14, 2013, 12:54:19 pm
There was a lot of drop....
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 01:02:27 pm
There was a lot of drop....

So it would have been less than 3000m. Regardless, it sounds impressive. Hitting from 2500+ is tough, even with the merc.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on April 14, 2013, 03:17:56 pm
I'm a pretty good pilot.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 03:28:58 pm
I'm a pretty good pilot.

And the award for understatement of the century goes to...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Letus on April 14, 2013, 04:08:43 pm
I'VE HAD THE CASTLEVANIA SONG "BLOODY TEARS" IN MY HEAD FOR 12 HOURS
...
......
maybe that's not something to brag about...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 14, 2013, 04:33:01 pm
And you haven't killed yourself yet? that is an achievement.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: -Muse- Cullen on April 14, 2013, 05:04:59 pm
My crew and I, the pilot, flew a squid with a harpoon on the back in Canyons. We got multiple kills by attaching to the enemy ship and using kerosene to launch the enemies into walls. The final kill was us flying over a ledge and pinning the enemy Spire into the rocks by keeping the harpoon line taut.

And Varuuu was streaming. He said he's gonna add it to his 'awesome moments' reel.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MasX on April 14, 2013, 07:39:12 pm
Fjord winning Engy   while using xbox remote booyah
Longest win streak 98 as pilot
Can out Engy anyone
The players I've trained go on to have great goi careers
Even the guys I've yelled at have turned  out good that's how great I am
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 14, 2013, 07:56:50 pm
Can out Engy anyone

Lol, I'd like to see you try :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 14, 2013, 08:02:05 pm
Longest win streak 98 as pilot

I believe Zill's is in the region of 220. Yes, I have seen a screenshot.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: -Muse- Cullen on April 15, 2013, 02:20:54 am
The players I've trained go on to have great goi careers
Even the guys I've yelled at have turned out good that's how great I am
I need training...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Qwerty Kun on April 15, 2013, 03:57:35 am
I may or may not be the Sexiest streamer alive :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 15, 2013, 03:59:18 am
Which reminds me, we need to have a hug out session, eyes open and stare.  See who breaks away first.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MasX on April 15, 2013, 06:50:41 am
Can out Engy anyone

Lol, I'd like to see you try :P

Pick tha time and place
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MasX on April 15, 2013, 06:52:29 am
Longest win streak 98 as pilot

I believe Zill's is in the region of 220. Yes, I have seen a screenshot.
So
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: RethBurn on April 15, 2013, 07:50:32 am
I forged the Meta. That's some Hephaestus stuff right there, my man. I MADE YOU.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on April 15, 2013, 11:31:57 am
My crew and I, the pilot, flew a squid with a harpoon on the back in Canyons. We got multiple kills by attaching to the enemy ship and using kerosene to launch the enemies into walls. The final kill was us flying over a ledge and pinning the enemy Spire into the rocks by keeping the harpoon line taut.

And Varuuu was streaming. He said he's gonna add it to his 'awesome moments' reel.

I was there (I shot the harpoon), I also want to add that I spent the next 4 games I captained trying to duplicate the maneuver. I succeeded once.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 15, 2013, 12:19:50 pm
Longest win streak 98 as pilot

I believe Zill's is in the region of 220. Yes, I have seen a screenshot.
So

So it isn't the highest pilot win streak....
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MasX on April 15, 2013, 12:50:22 pm
I,didn't say it was the highest I said and or meant it was my highest......wait till I see you on Skype it's on
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Swallox on April 15, 2013, 01:25:08 pm
I may or may not be the Sexiest streamer alive :P

He's not. It's conclusive. Anyone who has him on skype can testify to that.

In other news: I am the best field gunner in GoI. I destroy components. Not that it matters much since I've also transcended the game in such a way that now I simply float above, mocking all who struggle to remain aloft around me while laughing at their futile attempts to survive. Oh yes. I'm a commentator.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shinkurex on April 15, 2013, 02:01:19 pm
There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on April 15, 2013, 02:09:25 pm
There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good :P

I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Wazulu on April 15, 2013, 02:11:09 pm
I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.

Gotta get those achievement somehow, haha.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Ccrack on April 15, 2013, 02:21:15 pm
this one time, someone totally said i was a decent pilot.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shinkurex on April 15, 2013, 03:51:28 pm
There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good :P

I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.

Hey I said that there was nothing I don't do.... nothing about "There is nothing I cannot do".... Engineering just happens to be something I simply cannot do :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 15, 2013, 05:38:35 pm
I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

Holy shit, you actually don't! How the hell do you play video games?
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on April 15, 2013, 05:45:49 pm
Papa Paradox is obviously some kind of tactical genius who can win games through his sheer charisma and personality coming over voice chat. With three able bodied crew members and the dulcet tones of Papa Paradox's voice coming through the speakers his ship is nigh invincible.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 15, 2013, 05:47:45 pm
Papa Paradox is obviously some kind of tactical genius who can win games through his sheer charisma and personality coming over voice chat. With three able bodied crew members and the dulcet tones of Papa Paradox's voice coming through the speakers his ship is nigh invincible.

But seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWsD1NolzM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWsD1NolzM)

That's him.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Papa Paradox on April 15, 2013, 07:37:03 pm
DISCLAIMER HO!
Feel free to disregard all of my conclusions about bioshock infinite in that video; I was in the latter part of a 24 hour gaming session so all the conclusions I made their were born from sleep deprivation...

Also yes, my voice is pretty sultry...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on April 15, 2013, 10:15:51 pm
Just watched the video, and I want to remove any implied sarcasm in my previous post. Papa Paradox dulcet tones will carry the day.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 16, 2013, 01:19:38 am
Like I said, he face rolls you.  Why do you think I joined the Dandy Lions!?  Man has magic.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Captain Smollett on April 16, 2013, 02:23:21 am
I'm the best at flying backwards into things while not looking and convincing my crews it was a tactical maneuver.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 16, 2013, 03:04:19 am
Had a match with a newbie captain on a galleon yesterday, I'm in a goldfish.  He rams me, and an enemy pyramidion that are locking horns.  By some weird physics I end up behind the pyramidion, and the galleons broad side is lined up on the pyramids starboard.  We opened up at the same time and just annihilated that poor ship.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lehran on April 16, 2013, 09:24:17 am
Squids can't kill me
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on April 16, 2013, 09:41:57 am
Squids can't kill me

Too bad we killed you 5-0 yesterday with a squid/goldfish team. <3
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: -Muse- Cullen on April 16, 2013, 01:41:37 pm
My crew and I, the pilot, flew a squid with a harpoon on the back in Canyons. We got multiple kills by attaching to the enemy ship and using kerosene to launch the enemies into walls. The final kill was us flying over a ledge and pinning the enemy Spire into the rocks by keeping the harpoon line taut.

And Varuuu was streaming. He said he's gonna add it to his 'awesome moments' reel.

I was there (I shot the harpoon), I also want to add that I spent the next 4 games I captained trying to duplicate the maneuver. I succeeded once.

http://www.twitch.tv/varuuu/b/391000051 (http://www.twitch.tv/varuuu/b/391000051)

The first sixty seconds. Goodness. Awesome shooting, HamsterIV.
I'm in class, and this is my first time finding the video, so I haven't checked the audio. From what I remember, things were pretty crazy, though.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 16, 2013, 08:01:42 pm
I was able to shoot through the clouds so well in a match yesterday that dragonmere thought that it was the AI doing it.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Captain Lockheart on April 18, 2013, 05:18:39 am
Water hazard

Me : squid

all 7 kills....

AND

completed the "white whaler" achievement in 5 matches = MASTER WHALER
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lehran on April 23, 2013, 09:21:55 am
I was part of an all lv10 boat
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Moriarty on April 23, 2013, 10:57:29 am
Am part of one of the lowest (maybe even the lowest) level crews/teams in the cogs - and still do ok.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Nidh on April 23, 2013, 01:08:08 pm
I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Surette on April 23, 2013, 01:15:47 pm
I'm really awesome at crashing into the wall when trying to defend the point in Scrap.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Yiski on April 23, 2013, 01:22:52 pm
Poking a galleon to death using a spire three times without dying.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on April 23, 2013, 01:24:11 pm
I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

And I was your engineer. Trial by fire for sure on a galleon as my first engineering endeavors.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Surette on April 23, 2013, 01:28:12 pm
Poking a galleon to death using a spire three times without dying.
Probably wasn't your squid, but in one of the games last night the ship I was on was killed by a squid ram. It was embarrassing.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Yiski on April 23, 2013, 01:37:50 pm
I was Zill's captain once. The good old days *sighs*

And I was your engineer. Trial by fire for sure on a galleon as my first engineering endeavors.

And now the student has become the master.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Captain Roy on April 24, 2013, 09:02:26 am
No one has a finer or better waxed moustache than me! 

Mohahaha!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on April 24, 2013, 12:30:57 pm
I once tricked an enemy spire into giving me cover from his ally's hwacha. I was flying the "Mo Dakka Dakka Dakka" my Pyramidion on dunes against two hwacha Spires. My Ally had died recently and I was trying to stay alive. My latest maneuver had left one spire beneath me and the other one at a distance. So I start backing up while spraying the spire beneath with my gat/flack front guns. The spire at a distance opens up with his hwacha at the same time the spire beneath me hits helium. The result was the entire hwacha volley striking the spire that used helium. Since I was effectively using one spire as a shield from the other spire, I was able to kill one then the other without taking concentrated fire from both at the same time.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 24, 2013, 05:24:56 pm
Why does this sound so familiar...  -.-
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Letus Jr. on April 24, 2013, 06:00:22 pm
I'm the best level 1 Pilot / Lumberjack Gunner!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on April 25, 2013, 11:40:27 am
I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

:D
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on April 25, 2013, 03:28:33 pm
I'm teh be5t pwnz0r haxz0r d00d n i beetz all de n00b.

:D

You heard him guys! All your arguments are invalid
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 26, 2013, 01:33:25 am
Keon has won the internets, I lay down my legion of whales at his feet and await fair judgement for my deeds in this world he has so rightfully conquered.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shinkurex on April 26, 2013, 07:22:15 am
I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MasX on April 26, 2013, 10:28:52 am
In certain maps i fly right thru pipes
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on April 26, 2013, 03:33:01 pm
I fear that Keon is the false prophet taught in Bacon lore, and should be shunned for claiming to win the interwebs....I will not bow to his tyranical rule :P

Smite the unbeliever!

All might to Keon, our liberator!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on April 27, 2013, 02:07:34 am
Burn the Bacon, all food shall hence forth be Kosher!

Ziek Keon!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Piemanlives on April 28, 2013, 10:18:44 pm
I'm Asian, nuff said.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 28, 2013, 10:22:45 pm
Yeah, well I'm Caucasian, which, as the name implies, is like Asian but with more... Actually, no. I'm not going to make that joke.

But I'm Canadian! Paradox and I were going around getting murdered by MNS showing our Canadian fighting spirit today.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: BdrLineAzn on April 28, 2013, 10:28:53 pm
I'm Asian, nuff said.

Pieman high-five.... Asian powers activate. :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on April 28, 2013, 10:32:13 pm
Fact: While Smith is the most common last name in the US, Australia, and the UK, it's only second in Canada. After Li. We love our Asians <3
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Piemanlives on April 29, 2013, 01:15:59 am
I'm Asian, nuff said.

Pieman high-five.... Asian powers activate. :P

By our powers combined, we are captain Riceball!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on May 02, 2013, 10:39:27 am
I got 100 thumbs up on a youtube comment, and got replied to by a famous youtuber with many thousands of subs. Not sure why that's an achievement.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: LordFunPants on May 02, 2013, 12:52:24 pm
when i get bored of flying a ship. . i just make a new one, just for me! *Developer braggin about developing*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on May 02, 2013, 05:50:08 pm
Is that how balance changes come?

"HEY GUYS! I WANNA FLY SPIRE NEXT WEEK, KK?"
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: LordFunPants on May 02, 2013, 06:07:05 pm
assuming they let me in charge of things like that. . . . wouldn't be to far off. . . hell, if they let me i'd make a developer only ship, but that wouldn't be fair at all. . . speed of the squid, power of the galleon? god knows what horrors i'd unleash. . .
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 02, 2013, 06:37:28 pm
Is that how balance changes come?

"HEY GUYS! I WANNA FLY SPIRE NEXT WEEK, KK?"

Saluted XD
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on May 02, 2013, 08:21:22 pm
assuming they let me in charge of things like that. . . . wouldn't be to far off. . . hell, if they let me i'd make a developer only ship, but that wouldn't be fair at all. . . speed of the squid, power of the galleon? god knows what horrors i'd unleash. . .

Yeah, and a giant "Omega Cannon" to top it off.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: LordFunPants on May 02, 2013, 08:59:31 pm
i was the one who made this prototype gun after all. . . just saying. . .  had issues with it since each bullet was the size of a small gun. . . well that and the fact that the gun was as long as a junker. .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/310693_131329320300939_922079927_n.jpg
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 02, 2013, 09:29:24 pm
i was the one who made this prototype gun after all. . . just saying. . .  had issues with it since each bullet was the size of a small gun. . . well that and the fact that the gun was as long as a junker. .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/310693_131329320300939_922079927_n.jpg

Know what's even scarier than that howitzer? The howitzer back when everybody put it in every gun slot on their ship. Most OP gun I've ever seen in GoIO.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Piemanlives on May 02, 2013, 11:34:22 pm
i was the one who made this prototype gun after all. . . just saying. . .  had issues with it since each bullet was the size of a small gun. . . well that and the fact that the gun was as long as a junker. .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/310693_131329320300939_922079927_n.jpg

Know what's even scarier than that howitzer? The howitzer back when everybody put it in every gun slot on their ship. Most OP gun I've ever seen in GoIO.

Ahhh, good times to be a sniper.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 03, 2013, 01:19:35 am
I want to play a ship, that only has that sole giant village killer on it.  It'll be slower than cold molasses going up hill in winter, have a slow turn rate, and a one shot magazine, no turret turn radius.  Pilot and captain have to get on target together, it can elevate up and down.  Boooom!  Giant shell ejects out of a side breach, tumbling to the ground while a cloud of smoke temporarily obscures the ship for 5 seconds, new slug loaded, Fire!  It would be the ship killer.

Man, that be a super fun gun to use, knock stationary ships out of capture points with a single shot from a super vulnerable ship.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on May 03, 2013, 12:01:31 pm
Just remember Newton's third, it's not just a good idea, it's the law. Unless awkm decides to use his god powers to cancel out a fundamental law of physics.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on May 04, 2013, 01:05:52 am
Did somebody say moonshine squared?
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 04, 2013, 01:26:52 am
Ha sir!  I throw your "laws" out in the face of my sub-par education and belligerent rhetoric and big words I took from snapple caps!

Psha, laws.  Don't need no stinkin laws.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Letus on May 06, 2013, 01:02:28 am
I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

...
wait I don't think that counts.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 06:07:03 pm
I felt like Chuck Norris with my ramming today.

The enemy captains didn't decide where their ship was pointed. My ramming decided.
Their engineers didn't get to decide how long they survived. My ramming decided.
Their gunners didn't get to choose when to shoot. My ramming decided.
The spectators didn't decide where to look. My ramming decided.

That would be really good if the other team didn't have one useless ship most of the time.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 19, 2013, 08:25:36 pm
Looking at my longest win streak, it's probably not very good. 26 matches as an engi. I have a feeling that that's terrible.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Keon on May 19, 2013, 09:25:26 pm
I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

...
wait I don't think that counts.

Woah. No pics, no clicks.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: HamsterIV on May 20, 2013, 12:06:24 pm
I killed a ship with a flair gun. Well technically AstronomyGoon killed it because he pulled the trigger, but I encouraged him from the helm.

I was busy crippling a Pyramidion from with my Hwachafish when a Blenderfish sneaks up behind me and starts popping my balloon. AstronomyGoon shots a flair at the Blenderfish and I kick the throttle into reverse and start sinking. Next thing is know the blenderfish is bouncing on the ground and exploding. My ally was focusing on the Pyramidion and did not contribute to the kill.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on May 21, 2013, 10:17:35 am
One time I went full throttle on a airship... for 5.34 seconds and then everyone was amazed at my piloting skills cuz noone else has ever flown full throttle that long before :O
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Moriarty on May 21, 2013, 01:30:36 pm
You never go full throttle
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kestril on May 21, 2013, 01:51:42 pm
While captianing, I've been told:

"Best squid I've ever flown on."

"OMG. We are the destroyers!"

"No, YOU'RE AWESOME." --After I told my crew that they were awesome.

/Brag
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sonoskay on May 30, 2013, 09:13:53 am
Not much of an accomplishment but...

In a month of playing,  Ive won more than half of the matches i play as a pilot.. I know im no where near a lot of you guys but with the sudden exsplotoin of player populatoin from the TB/jesse cox/angery joe videos i  feel i am one of the better players to come from it.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Honeybadger on May 30, 2013, 11:42:55 am
My face when all of you are Honeybadgering.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sonoskay on May 30, 2013, 01:15:53 pm
I also know every single word to american Pie ( the song)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: PzychoDude on May 30, 2013, 02:07:49 pm
I'm a grandmaster of the moonshine ramming technique,
I'm a pretty good engineer,
LVL 11 BOOYAH,
I can hit with the merc/gat while im asleep,
also I'm fkin handsome

edit: i'm just awesome in general
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on May 30, 2013, 02:15:05 pm
less than 48 hours played:

level 4 engi
level 4 gunner
level 3 pilot

more wins than losses

almost instantly got a grasp of the game with My captain.. Captain Kuro.  (we are Sky vikings... not pirates) ((because we are THAT awesome))

all my chars look amazing.

and because i'm so awesome i've put myself on the bounty list to see if anyone can take me... special bonus if you beat me with Captain kuro as pilot and 'Dat Aft' as a gunner :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Honeybadger on May 30, 2013, 02:19:26 pm
less than 48 hours played:

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on May 30, 2013, 02:23:08 pm
now RL bragging will comence..

just turned 21.
at the age of 16 joined the Royal Air Force as an engineer
Engaged.
got a flat.
suffered from depression 3 times and got through it! (thanks to the RAF with their support really)
And i'm really good at Guns of Icarus :3
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on May 30, 2013, 02:24:35 pm
less than 48 hours played:

level 4 engi
level 4 gunner
level 3 pilot

more wins than losses

almost instantly got a grasp of the game with My captain.. Captain Kuro.  (we are Sky vikings... not pirates) ((because we are THAT awesome))

all my chars look amazing.

and because i'm so awesome i've put myself on the bounty list to see if anyone can take me... special bonus if you beat me with Captain kuro as pilot and 'Dat Aft' as a gunner :P

lol only 48.

Casual

i beg your pardon but thats what steam says... granted about half of that is when i've left the game on and done other things.. so its probably A LOT less xD
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: TracyJackson on June 03, 2013, 02:24:30 am
Have not played the game too much...figuring out how to get my laptop's pings down. I played with single-digit ping while at college, but now got 60+...

But my IRL bragging...
1. Enrolled in Yale Law School
2. Have a racing license currently
3. Captained my high school baseball and football teams...won a state title with both sports (twice in baseball)
4. Once had a Ferrari 599 during my Jr and Sr years of high school...until i dented the front of it, now stuck with driving a 2003 Ford Mustang  :-[
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Brick Hardcastle on June 03, 2013, 03:00:11 am
I have the most manly name in Guns of Icarus :D
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shukketsushi on June 03, 2013, 04:11:08 am
This one time I did a thing and it was really awesome.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Charon on June 03, 2013, 04:13:55 am
This thread is some kind of joke, right? Hahaha
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on June 03, 2013, 04:40:05 am
My wife made me a bento box lunch.  I win the internets.

It has little octupi on the cover of the box.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Deano on June 03, 2013, 06:26:27 am
I'm an grammer nazzi. :)




*Waits for the hate*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Plasmarobo on June 03, 2013, 09:00:47 am
i think its cool that your a grammar nazi.

But I guess I haven't failed out of college?
Slash have a boring/secure/adult sort of job?

And I play Guns half as much as my friends?

Man, I need to get out more. Or stay in more.

OH! I managed to get my roommate to finish cooking my food cause I needed to pilot. That was a win.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DMaximus on June 03, 2013, 09:05:17 am
I'm a much better cook than my roommate.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Surette on June 03, 2013, 09:24:30 am
I'm a much better cook than my roommate.
Plasma's decent, but the fact that he doesn't like tomatoes or, like, half of everything delicious makes his food kind of boring.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Plasmarobo on June 03, 2013, 09:30:14 am
I think I do quite well for myself within my limited scope of foodstuffs I enjoy.

Also I'm getting better at the whole heat+food+maybesomeotherstuff equation.

Certainly better than I was two years ago, and at least able to make things that taste reasonably unlike butt.

Also DMaximus is my roommate, for those wondering.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Surette on June 03, 2013, 11:08:15 am
I think I do quite well for myself within my limited scope of foodstuffs I enjoy.

Also I'm getting better at the whole heat+food+maybesomeotherstuff equation.

Certainly better than I was two years ago, and at least able to make things that taste reasonably unlike butt.

Also DMaximus is my roommate, for those wondering.
For what it's worth, your pancakes are delicious.

To get this back on topic, it felt pretty nice to have a couple people compliment my piloting yesterday. Had a pretty good win streak going with Plasma as the other pilot on my team, to the point where some of my crew started saying it was too easy. I find it difficult to brag too much though considering how often I crash into things on Duel at Dawn or Labyrinth.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: -Muse- Cullen on June 03, 2013, 11:15:54 am
I heard Sunderbro's voice once.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on June 09, 2013, 12:37:57 pm
wait you guys are roomates? xD
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Surette on June 09, 2013, 03:11:11 pm
wait you guys are roomates? xD
DMax and Plasma are, yes. I've been best friends with both of them for four years now and have lived with them in the past, moving back in with them in September.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Parkourwalrus on June 09, 2013, 05:36:51 pm
On fjords, I shot a flare into the clouds, and hit a ship coming out of them. they crashed into the ground, and the metamidion I was on ram killed them (the flare was on the side).
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Captain Phil on June 09, 2013, 06:37:31 pm
Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: naufrago on June 09, 2013, 10:34:00 pm
Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.

Based on your levels, I can only assume you piloted, gunned, and repaired simultaneously.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: timmymonsta on June 09, 2013, 10:36:57 pm
Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.

Based on your levels, I can only assume you piloted, gunned, and repaired simultaneously.

Based on your levels, I myself can assume that you um.. fix things. Yea I believe that's right... maybe... I'm bad at this.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lehran on June 13, 2013, 10:29:09 am
turned a 4-1 losing match into a 5-4 victory
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gryphos on June 14, 2013, 03:18:59 pm
Once I was piloting a junker on canyons with a harpoon on front. Somehow I thought it was a good idea to charge both the opposing ships while my ally was away. Rammed one, killing it somehow, while hooking onto the other, before destroying that one with a broadside. It was quite awesome.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: N-Sunderland on June 16, 2013, 12:00:27 pm
I single-handedly developed the fastest and most efficient method of repairing Squid engines with one engineer.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shinkurex on June 16, 2013, 12:12:07 pm
I single-handedly developed the fastest and most efficient method of repairing Squid engines with one engineer.

Need to record it first :P ..... jk... it is a pretty fast method... I was impressed
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Zenark on June 18, 2013, 02:44:13 pm
I've rammed an enemy Goldfish with moonshine only to kill him, ram the Squid behind him and kill it too.

Also got my first Teabag of Destiny last night <3:c
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: James T. Kirk on June 20, 2013, 07:23:36 pm
The map was Duel at Dawn. It was my first time piloting a Squid, and the other 3 captains were in one as well, but they made it clear that they flew them often enough.

After almost slipping off the hole in the railing and about a minute of being amazed at the speed I could fly around the little map, I decided to get down to business. With my Banshee pointed forward, and my Gat on the right, I played the Squid like I do my Goldfish: take them out before they take you out.

Score ended up 5-1, in favor of my team, ally got caught in a crossfire.


"Mark this captain down boys, he's a good one."

First time I flew with Silverst, someone who became one of my best in-game friends, gunners, and engineers.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Lehran on July 11, 2013, 09:30:12 pm
32 lochnagar kills so far. 25 of them in the past few days
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Shaytan on July 17, 2013, 08:07:34 pm
Some.. Some people say.. I'm good at Mortar. I- I guess.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 17, 2013, 08:32:00 pm
I'm working on perfecting the tactic of offensive mining.

I've got quite a way to go, but many a time have I dropped back into the lobby after a match hearing "PLEASE. STOP SHOOTING THE MINES AT US."
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Cowboy Spike Spiegel on July 18, 2013, 04:22:03 am
So I playe d match with some good buddy from TCD and well we got on something of a roll. The opposing team got real mad after they thought they had victory when they learned we had been screwing around most of the time and our own engies were trolling each other with dumb cooldowns. In the end we played serious and crushed the enemy team. nce agian they got real mad at us. So next game we screw around again except I'm using a goldfish with a Hellhound on he front and I'm having my gunner load lochnagar while I ram them mercilessly. I got three ram kills in a 2v2 with a goldfish. I felt pretty damn good about it. I don't know why but I just felt this insatiable need to ram my enemies or sit atop the Mobula one of them had. All I have to say n the end though is Moonshine away.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Plasmarobo on July 18, 2013, 01:01:01 pm
Ramming and sitting on Mobulas. It is delicious.

If I can do it without pissing off my gunners (or dying) I do.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Cowboy Spike Spiegel on July 18, 2013, 04:50:18 pm
See we didn't die once. And my gunner knew I was going to be screwing around I had her bring Lochnagar just for it.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Commodore Phoenix on July 18, 2013, 08:14:45 pm
So technically it isn't a brag more a fact but, I have Twinkie D-Lite to call upon as a gunner. He even defects from a team that would normally win and then I win.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Ariden on July 18, 2013, 09:30:53 pm
I'm pretty good at running into mines.




I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.

I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: James T. Kirk on July 18, 2013, 11:19:10 pm
I'm pretty good at running into mines.




I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.

I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.

Jesus, that little ship flew up a good 50 feet when you dropped down onto about three I just placed.

It flew up faster than a buffed balloon Mobula with Hydrogen.

EDIT: If you're talking about today, running into them was no fault of yours, we were laying them so you would HAVE to run into them.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Ariden on July 19, 2013, 08:23:19 pm
I'm pretty good at running into mines.




I don't know if that's something I should be proud of.

I'll make up for it by saying, I've single-handedly killed a fair share of galleons with my professor, the squid.

Jesus, that little ship flew up a good 50 feet when you dropped down onto about three I just placed.

It flew up faster than a buffed balloon Mobula with Hydrogen.

EDIT: If you're talking about today, running into them was no fault of yours, we were laying them so you would HAVE to run into them.

Good to know, but this is still the bragging thread. I must brag.

And that little jolt was beautiful. All credit goes to you. I only wish one of us had been filming it.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Piemanlives on July 19, 2013, 09:33:40 pm
Flew a ship that mined offensively, and won.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Javrak on July 19, 2013, 10:27:39 pm
Got the winning kill of a 4-4 match on a squid with a mine launcher. Also, the guys I usually fly with love giving me mortars to shoot, so I guess I'm pretty good on them...HAH! I'm damn good on them =P.

Edit: For clarity, we were on the squid, they were on a mobula, and it wasn't mines I had preset, I was firing in such a manner that they would detonate shortly after arming.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Serenum on July 20, 2013, 07:29:06 am
I outmaneuvered a level 7 piloted Squid with a Galleon, that poor thing just could't get away from my left broadside.
Also, I've 1-hit-killed a full hull and full armor Spire with a single ram from my Galleon. Not so hard but it was sooo satisfying.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Charon on August 05, 2013, 07:27:30 am
I ate a WHOLE ROLL of lifesavers one time.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Sammy B. T. on August 05, 2013, 07:42:59 am
I ate a whole lifesaver of rolls one time.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Earl Mountbatten on August 05, 2013, 08:24:08 am
I rolled a whole livesaver who ate time
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Plasmarobo on August 05, 2013, 08:41:08 am
I holed a roll of livesavers eight times.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DMaximus on August 05, 2013, 09:56:49 am
I holed a roll of livesavers eight times.

So that's what those weird sounds coming from your room were last night...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Swizy on August 05, 2013, 10:59:30 am
I won a game once. felt good.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on December 25, 2014, 07:29:27 pm
I AM A GOD OF NECROMANCY

(i'm sorry, it was too tempting)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on December 25, 2014, 09:01:52 pm
I AM A GOD OF NECROMANCY

(i'm sorry, it was too tempting)

Gg logic wins.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: James T. Kirk on December 25, 2014, 10:04:30 pm
And if you go back one page, you can see the early stages of offensive mineing.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on December 25, 2014, 10:14:05 pm
Well.

I have many leather bound books.

And my Junker smells of rich Mahogany.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 25, 2014, 10:23:37 pm
I'm better than most people I play with.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: LazyPandas on December 26, 2014, 01:32:09 am
I like pancakes
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on December 26, 2014, 08:38:06 am
I can learn many things to any apprentice of Evil Laughter with all it's shades...

...except I won't. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Dementio on December 26, 2014, 09:04:31 am
I am better at ramkilling with a Mobula than with a Pyramidion.
I ramkilled more Pyramidions with a Mobula than with any other ship.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on January 01, 2015, 10:57:15 am
I just won in two matches as a gunner, and I don't even have computer mouse at the moment.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 01, 2015, 11:07:40 am
I killed a ship once by simply entering an inactive flak fish.

Went in boom, someone died and I got a destroy ship achieve.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on January 01, 2015, 11:09:11 am
Once, Jacob, kirk, (and someone else I'm sorry I forgot you D: )
Got a perfect victory (600-0 with no deaths) on labyrinth.

All as gunners.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Mod Josie on January 01, 2015, 11:52:24 am
Once, Jacob, kirk, (and someone else I'm sorry I forgot you D: )
Got a perfect victory (600-0 with no deaths) on labyrinth.

All as gunners.

Yes - it's true. I was there y'see. Forgetting Spud Nick - Blasphemy.

(http://i.imgur.com/DrRMOAV.jpg) (http://imgur.com/DrRMOAV)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 01, 2015, 12:10:16 pm
whoa ur gunner lvls are so low. was this that match I heard about where one of you dealt with fires, one with chem patterns and 2 of you repairs.

switching between chem and extinguisher guy for the helm.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 01, 2015, 05:08:47 pm
Dear god Jacob, stop giving Geo ideas!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on January 01, 2015, 05:11:48 pm
Too late, hide your powder monkeys!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on January 01, 2015, 05:18:46 pm
Heh this was back before max level was 45 :o

I thought it was spud. But i thought it would be worse to say the wrong person xD

And yeah it was amazing- we had to call the right person to the right place. "Spanner to hull." "Chem to balloon." It was a really good laugh and it proves that teamwork is the most OP after all. ;)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Mod Josie on January 02, 2015, 05:35:11 am
Heh this was back before max level was 45 :o

I thought it was spud. But i thought it would be worse to say the wrong person xD

And yeah it was amazing- we had to call the right person to the right place. "Spanner to hull." "Chem to balloon." It was a really good laugh and it proves that teamwork is the most OP after all. ;)

We did it for a laugh but we promised to try hard at it and it worked! We got into a stable rhythm. We also took different pilot tools for in case we needed to pull some fancy moves, with only one of us sporting a spyglass. Teamwork is the most OP without a doubt.

And ya, this was before the big levels patch so our levels would all be in the 15 - 25 region nowadays. We're badasses we promise.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: James T. Kirk on January 03, 2015, 03:58:46 pm
Oh man, I soooo remember this.

Even though we were the same class, we had roles.

Like, upstairs was chem and pipe wrench, and below was fire extinguisher and spanner.

That was just for starting. We had people jumping all around for all sorts of different situations we planned for, almost felt like some sort of anti-duck, running all gunners so tightly.

I actually really recommend you all do that with a crew you're super tight with, it really builds trust and communication.

Also: (and I admit, I got this idea from someone else) I was flying with Welsh Zelda, Admiral Obvious, and Lord Fudge.

Admiral tied a dirty shirt around his head like a blindfold as the pilot; Lord Fudge wore a welding mask (IRL) so his visibility was about 10% as secondary engineer; Welsh Inverted her mouse controls as the gunner; and I took main engineering, telling Admiral where to fly, and helping anyone else as the gunner class.

We played a couple of matches like this, and actually won a few, and managed a *Very* close raid match (within 50 points).
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 03, 2015, 06:14:35 pm
Oh man, I soooo remember this.

Even though we were the same class, we had roles.

Like, upstairs was chem and pipe wrench, and below was fire extinguisher and spanner.

That was just for starting. We had people jumping all around for all sorts of different situations we planned for, almost felt like some sort of anti-duck, running all gunners so tightly.

I actually really recommend you all do that with a crew you're super tight with, it really builds trust and communication.

Also: (and I admit, I got this idea from someone else) I was flying with Welsh Zelda, Admiral Obvious, and Lord Fudge.

Admiral tied a dirty shirt around his head like a blindfold as the pilot; Lord Fudge wore a welding mask (IRL) so his visibility was about 10% as secondary engineer; Welsh Inverted her mouse controls as the gunner; and I took main engineering, telling Admiral where to fly, and helping anyone else as the gunner class.

We played a couple of matches like this, and actually won a few, and managed a *Very* close raid match (within 50 points).

do that against me so I can later brag that I kicked the butt of the most experienced players in the game.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on January 03, 2015, 06:41:16 pm
Well, recently I was aboard one of the ships, who kicked some experienced asses. I believe that Replaceable was there? And Lydia? I swear I saw Wundsalz. And Lueosi. Goddammit, why I haven't recorded that fight. Nor did a screenshot.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 03, 2015, 07:43:40 pm
Well, recently I was aboard one of the ships, who kicked some experienced asses. I believe that Replaceable was there? And Lydia? I swear I saw Wundsalz. And Lueosi. Goddammit, why I haven't recorded that fight. Nor did a screenshot.

Meh... I have been noticing the vets are getting a lil sloppy. I mean lvl 5-8 pilots and crew vets... just... how? No excuse either, besides possible substances (soder) and being under the influence (soder again).

I saw some stacked matches and the vets just randomly lose. I mean sure there were instances where I was on the opposite side teaching basic-not-terrible-piloting.

But that alone didn't have to mean my one ship versus 2 vet ship (ally galleon was useless-as expected of noob galleons), brought the game ending in 4-5 to them clutch match.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: AbbyTheRat on January 03, 2015, 08:02:17 pm
Actually.. it can.. because there's more to just flying well.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on January 03, 2015, 08:02:36 pm
You must appreciate that one ship of vets =/= that team winning.

The same goes for an almost full crew but with a swabbie or powder monkey.

Any number of things can happen in a game, the powder monkey can not shoot or always miss or take the wrong ammo.
Your engineer could not repair.

Co captains can leave us 3v1 or so.

And most importantly we're also only human and can miss shots.

But the point im really trying to make- there are many things going on in a match that can factor into defeat or a win.
Sometimes we just get outplayed. Especially as newer people are unpredictable and do things we wouldnt expect. SUPRISE BLENDERFISH AAAAA.

So basically don't get disheartened when you see a stacked match. Blame matchmaker- we don't like stacked matches either. Most important part is scramble. :D

I think i waffled a bit um.

[Back in the day i thought Rydr ships were immortal and was genuinely suprised when i started dealing perma damage to one xD]
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 03, 2015, 08:21:07 pm
You must appreciate that one ship of vets =/= that team winning.

The same goes for an almost full crew but with a swabbie or powder monkey.

Any number of things can happen in a game, the powder monkey can not shoot or always miss or take the wrong ammo.
Your engineer could not repair.

Co captains can leave us 3v1 or so.

And most importantly we're also only human and can miss shots.

But the point im really trying to make- there are many things going on in a match that can factor into defeat or a win.
Sometimes we just get outplayed. Especially as newer people are unpredictable and do things we wouldnt expect. SUPRISE BLENDERFISH AAAAA.

So basically don't get disheartened when you see a stacked match. Blame matchmaker- we don't like stacked matches either. Most important part is scramble. :D

I think i waffled a bit um.

[Back in the day i thought Rydr ships were immortal and was genuinely suprised when i started dealing perma damage to one xD]


Yeah when I say stacked I mean full vet team. and them losing.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on January 03, 2015, 09:33:13 pm
Ahaha. Well hats off to you. :D

The vets are allowed off days. :D
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 04, 2015, 12:04:04 am
I managed to kill BdrLineAzn a few times, Goldie to Goldie.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: BdrLineAzn on January 04, 2015, 12:26:54 am
I managed to kill BdrLineAzn a few times, Goldie to Goldie.

 How is it that this is the first thing I see when I log on lol. But so many battle I have been in and was on a vacation that I may have forgotten which ones were they.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ShadedExalt on January 04, 2015, 02:08:44 am
Hmm... Canyon Ambush, both of us were flying a Hwachafish, I had SapphireSage as my engi, and my ally was a motley collection, all thrown into a support Junker.  I forget what your ally was.  Match ended in a chaotic brawl between me and you, flamers and Hwachas and I think a carronade, oh my!  Our allies were just trying to figure out which ship was which.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on January 04, 2015, 07:10:12 am
I can play this solo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M6OMFzWGNY&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M6OMFzWGNY&feature=youtu.be)

from this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwWBFp91U0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwWBFp91U0)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on January 04, 2015, 09:44:02 pm
Ahaha. Well hats off to you. :D

The vets are allowed off days. :D

No. Vets never rest. They are AI, transcending humanity... They live on subroutines and protocols and algorythms dammit.

No humans shoots a lumberjack like that dammit! I wanna know fear again!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on February 05, 2015, 01:54:02 am
I'm slowly learning how to pilot the Spire correctly, which is nice, because it's my favorite* ship. Plus, with the upcoming buff, things are looking up for everyone's tall hunk of metal. One day, Dostoevsky's Beard shall be the most feared stick in the skies


*MURICA!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kestril on February 05, 2015, 02:36:53 am
I got a [Rydr] spire kill with my lvl 2-8 pubbies by managing to sneak up on lueosi and co. under the cover of a cloud on water hazard.

/humblebrag

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ZnC on February 05, 2015, 07:12:49 am
My furthest shot
The moment we respawned on Red Sepulcher, (I loaded Lesmok and) I took a shot on the merc. It destroyed a heavy engine close to 3.5k range with fog blocking my view and only a spot to guide me.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on February 05, 2015, 07:27:54 am
...would be nice, if merc range was not 2.2...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ZnC on February 05, 2015, 07:33:12 am
...would be nice, if merc range was not 2.2...

I didn't think I would have to mention I used Lesmok Rounds.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Jawjee on February 05, 2015, 08:56:54 am
I could destroy any of you with my double mortars. But I'm way too merciful, so I'll let you live, for now.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Mean Machine on February 05, 2015, 09:30:37 am
I once killed Cersebane's ship and he's the best fuckin player in the universe. Seriously! True story! No kidding! I think! I mean he's gotta be, right!?

He's gonna hunt me now for the rest of his life, I know.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on February 05, 2015, 10:53:29 am
I once killed Cersebane's ship and he's the best fuckin player in the universe. Seriously! True story! No kidding! I think! I mean he's gotta be, right!?

He's gonna hunt me now for the rest of his life, I know.

Well, you have my chemspray.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: sparklerfish on February 05, 2015, 11:24:36 am
I'm really good at offensive mining.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 05, 2015, 11:35:14 am
I taught my son how to say two vital captain signals to make my life easier!
"Fix the balloon!"

"Man the Aft guns!"
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Indreams on February 05, 2015, 11:41:50 am
Last week, I played a match against Sparklerfish, Tix, and Apex. Really good offensive miners.

I am proud to say I managed to bring down their mine mobula once, with a very very fresh crew.
Than they wiped us with their mines.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Riggatto on February 05, 2015, 12:47:55 pm
There is a forum thread about me
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: BlackenedPies on February 05, 2015, 01:04:04 pm
Had a 43 match winstreak in a double flame squid named the DONT JOIN AI ONLY PLEASE. I have since refused to use flames.

Fjords off map full speed warpzone double gat blender spire ram killed a pyra.

Also, my old triple mine pyra with moonshine tar and Renaulde Northwind.

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on February 12, 2015, 12:07:56 pm
Had a match as a blenderfish against a mobula and junker, our ally surrendered and quit as soon as the match started, leaving me to 2v1 for the entirety of it.


Well, I won. 5-0 too.  8)


Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 13, 2015, 02:51:52 pm
My first match piloting the Mobula was a 4v4, and my team won with no deaths.  Many of the kills were accredited to the HMCS Hailfire.

Which is my ship.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: VomAct on February 13, 2015, 07:18:55 pm
In a 4v4, I flew a ship I received in the Mini-Game Madness (front mine/side mortar/ back merc squid) in a 4v4 with mostly inexperienced allies with some goofy builds against a team of 4 meta ships (including a 3/4 Ryder mobula) and we won.  Mine/mortar squid new meta.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Ightrril on February 13, 2015, 10:02:26 pm
In a 4v4, I flew a ship I received in the Mini-Game Madness (front mine/side mortar/ back merc squid) in a 4v4 with mostly inexperienced allies with some goofy builds against a team of 4 meta ships (including a 3/4 Ryder mobula) and we won.  Mine/mortar squid new meta.

I was shooting the mines on said Mine Squid. I've shot a lot of mines from Vom's horrible completely easy-to-shoot-mines-from, well-flown Squid.

To be fair it does get a lot easier when you break at Lochnagar distance ^^
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 14, 2015, 04:40:57 am
In a 4v4, I flew a ship I received in the Mini-Game Madness (front mine/side mortar/ back merc squid) in a 4v4 with mostly inexperienced allies with some goofy builds against a team of 4 meta ships (including a 3/4 Ryder mobula) and we won.  Mine/mortar squid new meta.

I was shooting the mines on said Mine Squid. I've shot a lot of mines from Vom's horrible completely easy-to-shoot-mines-from, well-flown Squid.

To be fair it does get a lot easier when you break at Lochnagar distance ^^

Good to hear you guys won after the first two rounds (which were painful, I remember!)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: macmacnick on February 14, 2015, 05:01:21 am
I'm the most elusive CA...
Now to disappear from the forums for another few weeks...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on February 16, 2015, 06:12:20 am
So yesterday, after a crew scrambling, I felt with that low level pilot junker. I thought - well, let's say "Hi". And so I did. On the other side there was a ship of Bionics and MethodMaemph. And suddenly, the engineer aboard the junker started mocking my speaking manner. So, angered, I swapped sides with my crew in a blood hunger. And so Bionics did, hence he was an ally with the junker. The other goldfish, also low level, appeared, so the lobby was surprisingly, for the first time since the introduction of matchmaker, balanced.

The outcome?

5-0 for us, aformentioned junker shot down by us three times, even though he was protected by experienced other pilot. Who, by the way, put up quite a hell of a good fight. Oh, and despite the fact I suck at flying.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/005/600/its-something.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 16, 2015, 07:05:17 am
So yesterday, after a crew scrambling, I felt with that low level pilot junker. I thought - well, let's say "Hi". And so I did. On the other side there was a ship of Bionics and MethodMaemph. And suddenly, the engineer aboard the junker started mocking my speaking manner. So, angered, I swapped sides with my crew in a blood hunger. And so Bionics did, hence he was an ally with the junker. The other goldfish, also low level, appeared, so the lobby was surprisingly, for the first time since the introduction of matchmaker, balanced.

The outcome?

5-0 for us, aformentioned junker shot down by us three times, even though he was protected by experienced other pilot. Who, by the way, put up quite a hell of a good fight. Oh, and despite the fact I suck at flying.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/005/600/its-something.jpg)


Sounds like a story for the "Flying angry" thread too :)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on February 16, 2015, 08:22:19 am
as a sniper spire

Front Mercury, Sides artemis, heavy flak. Manged to stop a metamidion in its tracks and demolish it.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: c-ponter on February 16, 2015, 09:13:39 am
Shout out to the mad hatters+Subs for their first SCS win!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Gambrill on February 16, 2015, 09:16:11 am
No idea what anyone of that meant but wooo go you guys!  :D
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 16, 2015, 09:24:16 am
Shout out to the mad hatters+Subs for their first SCS win!

Yes well done mad hatters!!! That was a dominating final and you done very well! A shout out to my close friends Silverst and Mean Machine who subbed in that event with the mad hatters
 :)


Additional: This is what he meant, the weekly SCS tournament


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj2Tyb-0Fsg&index=1&list=PLXy5l_wXGi3itoEcdffPbtZdRt_Itd_s6
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on February 22, 2015, 01:06:04 am
I 1v3ed with a BlenderFish in a 3v3. Ultimate ramming power
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Jawjee on February 22, 2015, 05:47:43 am
Some guy tried to ram me when he was 1v3. He died the moment he touched me ship.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 22, 2015, 06:24:14 am
All match, 2 squids against my pyra.
After the game they accused us of stacks and hacks, blamed the fact they had AI (we had Gat Artemis, so no flames) and the only reason they had AI is that half their crews left mid-match.
Score: 5-3 (our ally mobula which was un manned died once)
Screen shot on my steam. :)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: BlackenedPies on February 22, 2015, 12:14:22 pm
Damn Kamoba everyone accuses you of hacking!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 22, 2015, 12:49:24 pm
Damn Kamoba everyone accuses you of hacking!

Only six times my ship has been accused of hacking...

Once a buff loch nerf, buff loch flak spire, once a joke from Geo towards Silverst on the art, the other pub matches with new players who still have the "CoD fps frame of mind" where if you loose "must be hax brah!"
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Dementio on February 22, 2015, 06:07:16 pm
Thanks to Logicalia I have my own wiki: http://dementio.wikia.com/wiki/Dementio_Wiki

Even though in it links it mentiones Dementio, which is weird since I am Daniel.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Replaceable on February 22, 2015, 06:29:33 pm
Thanks to Logicalia I have my own wiki: http://dementio.wikia.com/wiki/Dementio_Wiki

Even though in it links it mentiones Dementio, which is weird since I am Daniel.

This is the most wonderful thing ever.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: GeoRmr on February 23, 2015, 10:20:08 am
Ahaha, the friends of Daniel page

Quote
GeoRmr Edit

Geo is the leader of The Storm Ryders and has me blocked so screw you I'm not writing anymore.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: David Dire on February 23, 2015, 11:07:10 am
Step Aside, I got a Flaregun kill on only my 625'th match.


Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: SnaG on February 24, 2015, 06:16:48 pm
I just managed to break the hull armour of a test dummy using a Minotaur!
*mild ramming required*
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on February 24, 2015, 08:11:34 pm
Labyrinth new records:
10 minutes, 7 minutes, 5 minutes.

Anglean Raiders:
12 minutes.

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on February 26, 2015, 02:20:12 pm
I just won a tough match against Ailen's galleon armed with minotaurs using pyramidion.

Maybe a small think, but for me - this is a great achievement.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on February 26, 2015, 06:28:08 pm
I just won a tough match against Ailen's galleon armed with minotaurs using pyramidion.

Maybe a small think, but for me - this is a great achievement.

inb4 proof that mino isnt op
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on February 27, 2015, 02:02:21 am
I just won a tough match against Ailen's galleon armed with minotaurs using pyramidion.

Maybe a small think, but for me - this is a great achievement.

inb4 proof that mino isnt op

I won propably because enemy's ally was mediocre - he was mostly focusing on my ally (junker) and wasn't able to kill him even with help of Ailen's bulleon, and my pyramidion was artemis/mercury combo, manned by TheRussianSpy and Gnosch - two experienced engineers with buff kits.

And it still was a fucking exhausting, difficult match.

Sooooo. Minotaur IS OP.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Indreams on February 27, 2015, 07:38:55 pm
This is kinda weird bragging, but...

I managed to convince the enemy Galleon that spurting flames out of the aft gun makes their ship go faster. I enlightened them when they switched sides to my team.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on February 27, 2015, 07:50:30 pm
This is kinda weird bragging, but...

I managed to convince the enemy Galleon that spurting flames out of the aft gun makes their ship go faster. I enlightened them when they switched sides to my team.


"Burning Kero" just got a whole new meaning...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on March 01, 2015, 05:31:58 pm
I played against Storm Ryders, 5-4 5-3 (unfortunately we lost to them:( But the scores are worthy of braggin!)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on March 02, 2015, 12:12:46 pm
I can play 16-notes on bass guitar in tempo of 180bpm. Correctly.

I somebody have no clue: In the opening riff, which is in that speed bass and guitars play exactly the same (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0DR1Ty05nE).
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on March 02, 2015, 12:14:37 pm
I can play 16-notes on bass guitar in tempo of 180bpm. Correctly.

I can play four bar blues with few errors, and jack my ipod into my amplifier to make the neighbours less than pleased.  8)

(so your brag is very worthy good sir!)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on March 02, 2015, 12:22:25 pm
I can play 16-notes on bass guitar in tempo of 180bpm. Correctly.

I can play four bar blues with few errors, and jack my ipod into my amplifier to make the neighbours less than pleased.  8)

(so your brag is very worthy good sir!)

Heh. That's only because I changed the right hand fingering pattern to not-very-common 3-1-2-1. Damn, this is surprisingly marvelous, until today my personal fastest speed of fingering with 3 fingers was pathetic 80, and even that was not very precise...

Edit: Fingering rude innuendos in 3... 2... 1...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on March 02, 2015, 01:34:59 pm

Edit: Fingering rude innuendos in 3... 2... 1...

Goddamnit, I almost forgot


brb looking 4 guitar r34s
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Dementio on March 06, 2015, 07:46:47 am
I am a religion now:

Can we make a cult of Dementio?
http://dementio.wikia.com/ (http://dementio.wikia.com/)

This will be our church.

From the book of Daniel:

Ahem:

"Mobula OP"
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on March 06, 2015, 07:58:12 am
I won a 2v2 against 2 galleons as a squid 5-0 while having such a bad connection that every manouver I made lagged by 2-3 full seconds

it was horrifying ;-;
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: MightyKeb on March 13, 2015, 10:09:48 am
Whoa, this thread's been dead for a while. Excuse my doublepost, but


Some WoD captain was in our lobby, I took squid, had a junker ally, against his lumber-mino galleon and his hwacha galleon ally. He switched to hwacha-gat-mortar spire at the last second

The first few minutes of the match was me miserably harrassing and weaving by him while our junker ally takes his time to kill the galleon, then just as they get a 4-0 score, the spire goes down low for me, I pop him and kill him, we focus down the galleon but spire reaches us before we can kill it, and then we focus the spire back, finish off the galleon, fly to their spawn, focus the spire again, finish off the galleon again and win an awesome 5-4 comeback.


Oh, oh, and did I mention we focused down the spire and finished off the galleon?  :P :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Hoja Lateralus on March 13, 2015, 10:24:01 am
Whoa, this thread's been dead for a while. Excuse my doublepost, but


Some WoD captain was in our lobby, I took squid, had a junker ally, against his lumber-mino galleon and his hwacha galleon ally. He switched to hwacha-gat-mortar spire at the last second

The first few minutes of the match was me miserably harrassing and weaving by him while our junker ally takes his time to kill the galleon, then just as they get a 4-0 score, the spire goes down low for me, I pop him and kill him, we focus down the galleon but spire reaches us before we can kill it, and then we focus the spire back, finish off the galleon, fly to their spawn, focus the spire again, finish off the galleon again and win an awesome 5-4 comeback.


Oh, oh, and did I mention we focused down the spire and finished off the galleon?  :P :P

Been there, done that. Comeback is real.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on March 13, 2015, 12:11:56 pm
Last sunday I got in a lobby with 0 matches pilot and his crew as an ally, against two more-or-less low level players (10? 15?).

My allied captain had no idea what he was doing, what should he do, where is his "stupid ally", what color is his team, and not even whether he won or not at the end, roaming the Duel At Dawn the whole match, somehow luckily avoiding all engagements.

Meanwhile, his "stupid ally" (me and my KNTG Paragnomen) has battled in constant 2v1 situations - wrecking enemy ships down brutally (because blenderfish + chute vent ramms on Duel), ending the match with a result of 5-0 singlehandedly. Oh - my crew. 2 AI engies and FishMyToes as a gunner - rare thing, gunner on blenderfish not running because "OH-MY-GOD-ENGINES-ARE-DAMAMGED". (All hail the Matchmaker).


Edit: To explain my bragging. Screw my levels - I'm a bad captain. When I'm lucky I can escape from 2v1, usually damaged. This was the first time I had the upper hand in 2v1 situation.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Indreams on March 13, 2015, 04:45:38 pm
I survived a 3v1 for fifteen minutes while piloting a spire. Hydrogen and Pheonix Claw all the way!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on March 25, 2015, 07:32:06 pm
Enemy squid ran away in dunes while I was my lumber spire (Full clan AI crew).

I predicted it would circle around to kill me when I directed crew to kill its goldfish teammate. Calculated it will reach us in 10 seconds as soon as it realises his teammate will die from focus fire.

AI clan crew had 10 seconds to kill a target that 1000m away. They did it in 8. Squid is hovering behind us trying to pop. Crew already tanking its puny guns.

I kero reversed to force it into arc. Instead it died from a reverse kero ram. 2 kills in less than 15 seconds.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on April 16, 2015, 08:49:16 pm
So I needed to capture points as pilot and win as gunner.

So I piloted at the start.

quit at the last 20 secs while parking ship on full repair AI on point.

Left. Rejoined as gunner. And got double class achieve notches.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on May 11, 2015, 10:14:46 pm
I have improved my piloting skills!
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on May 12, 2015, 01:28:26 am
I survived a 3v1 for fifteen minutes while piloting a spire. Hydrogen and Pheonix Claw all the way!

I beat their asses in 3.5 minute. Three times. Having AI engineers.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: sparklerfish on May 12, 2015, 04:04:55 pm
Teammate's ship all ragequit early on in a 3v3, led the remaining ship of new players to victory in 2v3.  I'm very proud.  ^_^
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on May 16, 2015, 02:27:00 pm
18 cp wins in a single day.

7 of them underdog wins.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Honeybadger on May 23, 2015, 06:31:01 pm
I had (maybe one of) the first "Bounty Kill" with Spaceman by killing the GOI art team first.

Only back then the reward was Pocky.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on May 24, 2015, 05:17:59 am
I have improved my piloting skills!
Screenshot or it never happened. 8)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on May 28, 2015, 07:37:12 pm
Just returned from fleetwood mac concert (work).

came out of it 4 women snogging me and big drunk burly Geordie grabbing my shoulders to smack me one (we were on a stairway if I resisted we'd have falling down the stairs).
supervisors complimented my costumer service...

... its too bizarre to really call it bragging.

but none of it was bad I guess. What is it with 60s music that gets people acting like this?
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on May 28, 2015, 08:51:04 pm
Just returned from fleetwood mac concert (work).

came out of it 4 women snogging me and big drunk burly Geordie grabbing my shoulders to smack me one (we were on a stairway if I resisted we'd have falling down the stairs).
supervisors complimented my costumer service...

... its too bizarre to really call it bragging.

but none of it was bad I guess. What is it with 60s music that gets people acting like this?

Nope, couldn't have happened. How could four women be kissing you at once?
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on May 28, 2015, 08:53:04 pm
I am actually really jelly of that concert
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on May 28, 2015, 09:16:41 pm
Not to mention... What the [AIRHORN SOLO] is your job title and description anyway?

If you don't mind me asking.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on May 28, 2015, 09:31:55 pm
Just returned from fleetwood mac concert (work).

came out of it 4 women snogging me and big drunk burly Geordie grabbing my shoulders to smack me one (we were on a stairway if I resisted we'd have falling down the stairs).
supervisors complimented my costumer service...

... its too bizarre to really call it bragging.

but none of it was bad I guess. What is it with 60s music that gets people acting like this?

Nope, couldn't have happened. How could four women be kissing you at once?

I don't care if you don't believe me. It happened.

And it was girl, 2 girls, girl and guy.

And once more with one of the 2 girls as she gone home before the encore and I saw her off (goddamn she was beautiful).


And no I didn't initiate any of it. I was just doing my job.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on May 28, 2015, 09:36:15 pm
Oh. The way you said it earlier it sounded like it was all at once.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kendra Finegrinder on June 12, 2015, 05:48:14 pm
Gather 'round and I will tell you a story of great justice against ultimate stupidity.

I've been playing this game for, I don't know, the middle of May I think - whenever that recent steam sale happened. Not very long, I know, so I guess I don't really know what the community here is like when there aren't steam sales happening. All I can tell you is that it has been a hit or miss experience for me, insofar as some lobbies are completely chill and others are full of random people saying really awful things to each other.

I'm a very competitive person with an aggressive personality, and I take particular pride in leading groups of people, both in my professional and recreational life. I run a gaming group of 12 people, our biggest accomplishment being our role-playing setting that has been consistently active for 3 1/2 years. I am used to being respected by my fellow gamers. I am also used to my gender being irrelevant when it comes to gaining that respect.

So, while it wasn't exactly surprising to run into the type of stuff I have in this game, it isn't something I am accustomed to. Certainly, I've been on the internet at this point since AOL was pay-per-minute. This means I have grown a very thick skin, to the point where people angrily threatening to rape me garners only a shrug (and usually a comeback - my policy is not to ignore these people; I bite back). What I am not used to is the sheer volume of these types of encounters. Not even when I was heavily into MMOs did I ever encounter so many guys saying highly inappropriate and usually threatening sexual remarks to me. But it's every other day here.

I'll grant you that it's usually low level people who probably just bought the game, but is that an excuse? No, it is not. This is why I tend to avoid competitive games despite my competitive personality - the BS I have to put up with just for revealing the fact that I'm female by saying "hello" in the lobby. But I don't avoid this game because I actually really, really admire the uniqueness of the teamwork aspect, and the depth of the combat system. I like the fact that you're only as good as the rest of your ship's crew, whereas in most co-op games you can often go off on your own and be good or bad individually.

So with that preface let me tell you that last night was a pretty typical encounter for me. I've been trying my hand at piloting for the first time this week, and was doing so when I entered a 4v4 match. My crew was comprised of a real-life friend (Norm von Luftballons), his friend (Geometric), and a girl gunner (Sae) I met through the game just this week. In the lobby the only other person I vaguely knew was one of my team's pilots (ieatbugs). His crew was people I don't know. The other two ships on my side had level 1 pilots. The other team was comprised of 3 ships that apparently knew each-other (on their individual ships, not as a whole team) based on their clan tags.

So one guy from blue team asks to match if we can hear him, as he's testing his mic. I respond like a normal person and say, "Yes we can hear you," on x chat. Hearing my voice is apparently enough to get someone else from blue team to proceed to call me a slut, say that I'm unoriginal because of my ship name (the Lusty Argonian Maid - an obscure Elder Scrolls reference), and you know, a bunch of other very graphic stuff that I'm guessing would be a violation of terms of service to even describe here.

I don't particularly care when it's one guy. What made this encounter special was that, after his entire ship jumped on board with these comments, eventually 9 out of the 16 people on blue team were saying this stuff to me. All because I said "yes we can hear you" and had a female voice. They were so overwhelmingly loud that it was impossible for me or any of my team to get a word in. My only response was to type to match chat, "Prepare to die." Of course this only made things worse for me, until we got in game. How we live in a world where 9 out of 16 men think it's okay to do this to someone I will never know.

Match starts and I then proceed to get on captains chat. I informed the other 3 captains, with special attention placed on the two level 1 pilots, that we were going to (expletive deleted) the other team up their (expletive deleted), and they were to do exactly as I say and let me call the shots. ieatbugs was down for it, one of the level 1's responds with a yes ma'am, other level 1 is silent but apparently responsive, as he did everything I asked.  It was Red Sepulcher, so I demanded they do not go through the pass for any reason, even to chase down a dying ship, that we would stay in the red spawn the entire time. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how difficult it is to convince level 1 pilots to use a cautious strategy like that, but miraculously, they didn't chase enemies at all.

So the match pretty much went like this where cat = red team:

(http://i.imgur.com/vdLE8dJ.gif)

Every target I called they targeted. ieatbugs got in trouble one time and we rescued him, but otherwise it went incredibly smoothly. My ship was utterly unstoppable (junker with meta one side, all artemis other side), and I am sure we got at least half the kills, including the winning kill. I spoke harshly to my team, but rewarded them with praise when things went well - which was most of the time.

In the end, we won the match 12 - 0. Finished it off with taunting to the other team that I probably shouldn't repeat, got the last word, and never heard from those guys again.

Felt good man.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on June 12, 2015, 07:30:07 pm
Good job Kendra! And i love the new Junker build you're using now, controlling and killing power, very versatile :)

As for the sexual abuse, its something Muse want to target, never hesitate to report them, if its a large scale thing like that, check if a mod or CA is online (community tab, meet our ambassadors) and ask if they can hop in the lobby to help file the reports (if I'm online I'll help too) or ask your friends to help report too.

Then kick their butts before they feel the consequences later on too. :) 
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kendra Finegrinder on June 12, 2015, 08:53:07 pm
Yeah Mazzic Karde showed me how to fly it well. ;)

But yeah is it just me or does the report function seem kind of buggy? I have tried to report people before (very rarely, though), and when I clicked the button I started filling out the report form, get to the part where you're supposed to describe what happened, and no typing cursor comes up. So it doesn't let me actually send the report if it's blank, but I can't type anything because there's no cursor. =|
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: BlackenedPies on June 12, 2015, 09:57:51 pm
Email feedback@musegames.com KenIdra
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Mazzic Karde on June 13, 2015, 03:39:40 pm
Yeah Mazzic Karde showed me how to fly it well. ;)

 8)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on June 13, 2015, 03:46:43 pm
Yeah Mazzic Karde showed me how to fly it well. ;)

 8)

I wanted to show you too, but you were still in the brawler phase..
Mazzics a good teacher to have though. 8)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on June 14, 2015, 09:35:24 am
I don't particularly care when it's one guy. What made this encounter special was that, after his entire ship jumped on board with these comments, eventually 9 out of the 16 people on blue team were saying this stuff to me. All because I said "yes we can hear you" and had a female voice. They were so overwhelmingly loud that it was impossible for me or any of my team to get a word in. My only response was to type to match chat, "Prepare to die." Of course this only made things worse for me, until we got in game. How we live in a world where 9 out of 16 men think it's okay to do this to someone I will never know.

..levels 30-22-8 and doesn't know about those marvelous "Block" and "Report" options...
And people wonder, why I scream that new players level too fast...
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Mazzic Karde on June 14, 2015, 02:01:00 pm
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..levels 30-22-8 and doesn't know about those marvelous "Block" and "Report" options...
And people wonder, why I scream that new players level too fast...

Levels 31-32-32 and you don't show enough basic reading comprehension to notice that she said she tried it. I expect more in the way of respect from an "experienced" player.

Your comments are neither constructive or appropriate.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on June 14, 2015, 02:23:07 pm
Getting back on topic...
I'd like to brag that I won SCS before  8) came second and third place a lot of times too. 8)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: The Mann on June 14, 2015, 02:33:39 pm
I'd like to brag.

I played with Satchmo. We won without any milk.  8)

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on June 14, 2015, 03:40:49 pm
Junker match gunning for Spoonninja, score 6-0 on a 2v2 8)

Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kendra Finegrinder on June 14, 2015, 04:47:09 pm
I don't particularly care when it's one guy. What made this encounter special was that, after his entire ship jumped on board with these comments, eventually 9 out of the 16 people on blue team were saying this stuff to me. All because I said "yes we can hear you" and had a female voice. They were so overwhelmingly loud that it was impossible for me or any of my team to get a word in. My only response was to type to match chat, "Prepare to die." Of course this only made things worse for me, until we got in game. How we live in a world where 9 out of 16 men think it's okay to do this to someone I will never know.

..levels 30-22-8 and doesn't know about those marvelous "Block" and "Report" options...
And people wonder, why I scream that new players level too fast...

I just came back here to say this:

Although I do report people, I do not block people, in this game and any other game. I listen to what people have to say, even if it is disgusting, so that A) my righteous fury may be better fueled, B) can custom tailor more appropriate post-match taunting, and C) because I think ignoring negative things in almost any aspect of life is counterproductive to solving problems. Too MANY girls (and people in general) just ignore this kind of bullshit. Not saying ignore doesn't serve its purpose, and not saying everyone should (or can) thrive on conflict like I do, but I wanna be right there in the middle of it, fighting back.

I certainly don't "not know" about ignoring and reporting, dummy. =P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on June 15, 2015, 01:18:55 am
*Puts on a helmet and hunkers down for the (possibly) impending Schwalbestorm.*

I think the name "Finegrinder" is quite appropriate, as you and your team made definite mincemeat out of the blue team, well done! :D
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DaOrks on June 15, 2015, 01:53:38 am
I gotz the best name in dis game!


Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: The Mann on June 15, 2015, 03:43:41 am
I gotz the best name in dis game!



Bruh?  I have best name in game. Bow down before meh! 8)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on June 15, 2015, 04:01:12 am
I gotz the best name in dis game!



Bruh?  I have best name in game. Bow down before meh! 8)


And now we know the real origins of the HuMann versus Orcs war
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: The Mann on June 15, 2015, 05:35:03 am
I gotz the best name in dis game!


 
Bruh?  I have best name in game. Bow down before meh! 8)

And now we know the real origins of the HuMann versus Orcs war


I concur!  8)

Also, salute. o7
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on June 15, 2015, 06:51:37 am

I just came back here to say this:

Although I do report people, I do not block people, in this game and any other game. I listen to what people have to say, even if it is disgusting, so that A) my righteous fury may be better fueled, B) can custom tailor more appropriate post-match taunting, and C) because I think ignoring negative things in almost any aspect of life is counterproductive to solving problems. Too MANY girls (and people in general) just ignore this kind of bullshit. Not saying ignore doesn't serve its purpose, and not saying everyone should (or can) thrive on conflict like I do, but I wanna be right there in the middle of it, fighting back.

I certainly don't "not know" about ignoring and reporting, dummy. =P

Ok - my mistake; and right, I had not read the post about reporting, but I can justify that by the fact, that recently I have internet connection problem (constant 16kbps uber alles) - I can read the forum, but can't reply; I read your story the day before, and wanted to write that before I forgot. I meant not disrespect, nor taunting. ^^ I'm just still shocked that there are, for example, engies level 20+ who STILL don't know how to repair pyramidion engines efficiently, so I became a bit paranoid.

Well, if that's what you believe is right, and not just lack of certain knowledge, then pardon me, and have a nice day. ^^ All I hope is, that you had not mistaken me for an arrogant male ape, because that's what fuels MY HOMICIDAL RAGE.

About C)... it's good attitude, reasonable. I find it terribly exhausting when people yell, and what's more, make me unable to think properly, to focus, give orders to my crew or discuss possible strategies with allies. So I block lots of people. And when somebody trashtalks me... I rage for only short periods of time in game, because my rich personal live experience taught me, that decisions, thinking and strategy does not go well with my berserk. Fiery character works wonders only for short term assignments, and may have rather bad consequences in long term sight.

I only wish you luck not to be branded "feminazist", as I was eventually branded "Polish nationalist of intelligence below average". :P Which is an absolute, menial bullshit.

This might be risky, but feel free to find me in the game, that might be an interesting match. ^^


@Koali - Schwalbestorm? Nah. The mistake was mine, and I was proven to be wrong, so why should I go stormin'? I only felt a bit attacked by Mazzic Kerde


@Mazzic Kerde - my respect is something that must be EARNED at first. That's why my respect means anything - I don't give it cheap. I've shown no disrespect, nor respect, for I had no reason to do so. As I said - I thought she had no clue about those, and that was a wrong assumption.
Edit: About my levels; I feel experienced not because of my levels, more because of my matches played count. And still I don't claim I know this game through. -.-


About bragging:
I've finally achieved something near peace, despite the awareness of the coming storm.
And some of my recent stories (duo - The Coming and The Atrophy) are quite positively received by readers, though I feel those are definitely the easiest ones. ^^
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on June 15, 2015, 07:37:35 am
And some of my recent stories (duo - The Coming and The Atrophy) are quite positively received by readers, though I feel those are definitely the easiest ones. ^^

NOT the easiest ones, ffs... (sorry for double post, couldn't edit my post)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kurtos on July 04, 2015, 01:58:16 pm
Gather 'round and I will tell you a story of great justice against ultimate stupidity.

I've been playing this game for, I don't know, the middle of May I think - whenever that recent steam sale happened. Not very long, I know, so I guess I don't really know what the community here is like when there aren't steam sales happening. All I can tell you is that it has been a hit or miss experience for me, insofar as some lobbies are completely chill and others are full of random people saying really awful things to each other.



So one guy from blue team asks to match if we can hear him, as he's testing his mic. I respond like a normal person and say, "Yes we can hear you," on x chat. Hearing my voice is apparently enough to get someone else from blue team to proceed to call me a slut, say that I'm unoriginal because of my ship name (the Lusty Argonian Maid - an obscure Elder Scrolls reference), and you know, a bunch of other very graphic stuff that I'm guessing would be a violation of terms of service to even describe here.

I don't particularly care when it's one guy. What made this encounter special was that, after his entire ship jumped on board with these comments, eventually 9 out of the 16 people on blue team were saying this stuff to me. All because I said "yes we can hear you" and had a female voice. They were so overwhelmingly loud that it was impossible for me or any of my team to get a word in. My only response was to type to match chat, "Prepare to die." Of course this only made things worse for me, until we got in game. How we live in a world where 9 out of 16 men think it's okay to do this to someone I will never know.

Match starts and I then proceed to get on captains chat. I informed the other 3 captains, with special attention placed on the two level 1 pilots, that we were going to (expletive deleted) the other team up their (expletive deleted), and they were to do exactly as I say and let me call the shots. ieatbugs was down for it, one of the level 1's responds with a yes ma'am, other level 1 is silent but apparently responsive, as he did everything I asked.  It was Red Sepulcher, so I demanded they do not go through the pass for any reason, even to chase down a dying ship, that we would stay in the red spawn the entire time. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how difficult it is to convince level 1 pilots to use a cautious strategy like that, but miraculously, they didn't chase enemies at all.

So the match pretty much went like this where cat = red team:



Every target I called they targeted. ieatbugs got in trouble one time and we rescued him, but otherwise it went incredibly smoothly. My ship was utterly unstoppable (junker with meta one side, all artemis other side), and I am sure we got at least half the kills, including the winning kill. I spoke harshly to my team, but rewarded them with praise when things went well - which was most of the time.

In the end, we won the match 12 - 0. Finished it off with taunting to the other team that I probably shouldn't repeat, got the last word, and never heard from those guys again.

Felt good man.

Having read your post in entirety, i'm glad to hear they got put in their place, it's more people like you we need who are willing to stand up to misogynistic male pigs whom label themselves as men but are merely boys masquerading as such.
Well done for setting an example your approach can only encourage more like minded females to play and continue playing this game and many others.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on July 11, 2015, 01:58:04 pm
Not bragging about the game, but...

I've recently made the best trade of my entire life; I bought custom, hand made bass guitar originally built for 12k PLN for something around four times less money, and this bass is not only gorgeous as fuck, but also it's sound and ergonomy fucking crashes anything I had in my hands; Full story about how it fell in my hands in this post, if someone's interested. (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?topic=5535.msg112589#msg112589)

Some more detailed photos of it:

(http://i.imgur.com/P0nCyii.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/R2o6jTT.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ZIYls98.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/n5WOiHa.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/RgTfyEt.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/aIkJp4D.jpg)


PS: This one I named "Aneta". Though I'm not going to baptise it. :P
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: DJ Logicalia on July 11, 2015, 03:04:57 pm
It's beautiful
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on July 11, 2015, 03:12:13 pm
It's beautiful

One of the reasons of my bragging. ^^
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on July 11, 2015, 05:50:18 pm
I'm no musician, but that looks like your new baby.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Carn on July 11, 2015, 06:00:07 pm
I'm no musician, but that looks like your new baby.
I was thinking next wife.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Schwalbe on July 11, 2015, 06:11:06 pm
"WHO NEEDS A WOMAN WHEN YOU ARE A BASSIST ;____;"

(legit quote from chatter with my friend 3 years ago)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: The Mann on July 12, 2015, 06:01:20 am
I'm a keyboardist in my free time. My instruments cost no where near that much money.

If I did have that sort of money, I would not only drool at this image, I would go out and buy the instrument.

(http://smhttp.41820.nexcesscdn.net/8016262/magento/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/r/o/rol-axsynth_1.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: The Mann on July 12, 2015, 06:12:31 am
My most prized possession is a 1999 Redsound Darkstar Synthesizer. It was worth about £400 at the time it was released. I got mine for free.  :P It is now worth about £629.31 based on inflation over the years

(http://www.vintagesynth.com/misc/redsound_darkstar_lg.jpg)

The synthesizer also had the ability to change its purpose, it can be a Synthesizer, Modular Synth or even a Vocoder if you have the right eeprom chips. Sadly, I only have Synthesizer.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Koali on July 12, 2015, 11:13:10 am
...And here I am without any sort of musical talent. When I get back from vacation, I'll show y'all my MaKey MaKey controller that has all the necessary controls for basic airship flight.

No, wait, hold on, I think I have the pictures here.

(http://i.imgur.com/qP4eN3c.jpg)

It's a pseudo-NES pad, with two buttons and a joystick because I can't be bothered to make a proper D-pad. It allows for steering, altitude control, and throttle.

(http://i.imgur.com/EneyquX.jpg)

And here's the MaKey MaKey itself. For those who care, I've managed to attach all the inputs to a common ground.
Title: Re: The Bragging Thread
Post by: Kamoba on August 01, 2015, 12:26:26 pm
I got featured on the first Fan art Friday on guns of Icarus social media!!!

8)