The Bragging Thread

[MasX]

Longest win streak 98 as pilot

I believe Zill's is in the region of 220. Yes, I have seen a screenshot.

So

[RethBurn]

I forged the Meta. That's some Hephaestus stuff right there, my man. I MADE YOU.

[HamsterIV]

My crew and I, the pilot, flew a squid with a harpoon on the back in Canyons. We got multiple kills by attaching to the enemy ship and using kerosene to launch the enemies into walls. The final kill was us flying over a ledge and pinning the enemy Spire into the rocks by keeping the harpoon line taut.

And Varuuu was streaming. He said he's gonna add it to his 'awesome moments' reel.

I was there (I shot the harpoon), I also want to add that I spent the next 4 games I captained trying to duplicate the maneuver. I succeeded once.

[Wazulu]

Longest win streak 98 as pilot

I believe Zill's is in the region of 220. Yes, I have seen a screenshot.

So

So it isn't the highest pilot win streak....

[MasX]

I,didn't say it was the highest I said and or meant it was my highest......wait till I see you on Skype it's on

[Swallox]

I may or may not be the Sexiest streamer alive

He's not. It's conclusive. Anyone who has him on skype can testify to that.

In other news: I am the best field gunner in GoI. I destroy components. Not that it matters much since I've also transcended the game in such a way that now I simply float above, mocking all who struggle to remain aloft around me while laughing at their futile attempts to survive. Oh yes. I'm a commentator.

[Shinkurex]

There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good

[RearAdmiralZill]

There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good

I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.

[Wazulu]

I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.

Gotta get those achievement somehow, haha.

[Ccrack]

this one time, someone totally said i was a decent pilot.

[Shinkurex]

There is nothing that I don't do. there are some ships that only say "Shink did it!" cause I'm that good

I love you Shink, but if there was ever a game mechanic where you could potentially destroy a component that you were fixing, you would manage a high percentage, lol.

Hey I said that there was nothing I don't do.... nothing about "There is nothing I cannot do".... Engineering just happens to be something I simply cannot do

[N-Sunderland]

I have no limbs and I'm one of the best pilots in the game. *Drops mic*

Holy shit, you actually don't! How the hell do you play video games?

[HamsterIV]

Papa Paradox is obviously some kind of tactical genius who can win games through his sheer charisma and personality coming over voice chat. With three able bodied crew members and the dulcet tones of Papa Paradox's voice coming through the speakers his ship is nigh invincible.

[N-Sunderland]

Papa Paradox is obviously some kind of tactical genius who can win games through his sheer charisma and personality coming over voice chat. With three able bodied crew members and the dulcet tones of Papa Paradox's voice coming through the speakers his ship is nigh invincible.

But seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWsD1NolzM

That's him.

[Papa Paradox]

DISCLAIMER HO!
Feel free to disregard all of my conclusions about bioshock infinite in that video; I was in the latter part of a 24 hour gaming session so all the conclusions I made their were born from sleep deprivation...

Also yes, my voice is pretty sultry...