RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery

[Carn]

(Clerk) "T-th-the Viper! you killed him?!

(Carn) "You do see the patch of his skin in front of you right?"

(Clerk) "This is above my pay grade, i'll need to get my superiors."

(Carn) "Ugh, just hurry, cant wait in port to long."

[Koali]

Koali encounters none of the strange things that the others do, although he does draw stares. He simply strolls over to the bazaar and peruses the various stalls of fruit, meat, and spices, taking in the delicious smells and imagining what he could cook with all this. He finds a stall selling particularly hot peppers, perfect for cooking something spicy without the sheer pain of Lochnagar powder. He purchases a small sack of the peppers for a handful of silver.

Just pretend I also wrote the part where I buy a bunch of other stuff.

[George Mills]

George reaches out and grabs the handle.
Doctor: Oh, you surely aren't leaving yet?
George: Yes, actually, I forgot, I had to...
Doctor: It wasn't a question, it was a statement. You aren't leaving yet.
The doctor locks the door.
Doctor: Now get back and sit down, and I will be with you in a minute...
Doctor: (singing while performing surgery) If I had a baby bird...I would wait for it's song...to be heard for oh so long...then when it surely learnt to fly...I'd bash it in and it would die...
George: (to himself) Why didn't I get a radio!...wait a second...
George opens his bag of tools.
George: Yes!
The surgeon looks up and George hurriedly hides the radio.
George: (Whispers to himself) but what frequency?
Radio frequency 100: This is GNR! Your...
Radio frequency 105: (classical music plays)
The surgeon looks up again
Surgeon: Can you be quiet! I am trying to save my patient!
(The patient is quite clearly dead)
Radio frequency 107 (Carn): Ugh, just hurry, cant wait in port to long.
George: Carn! Carn! (Just a loud whisper) Some psycho in the hospital is doing some weird shit, I need help, now!

[Koali]

Unfortunately, George gets a horrible feeling of déjá vu.

While it's all fine and dandy that you deleted the second post, I'll just go ahead and leave this here for the record.

[George Mills]

(I deleted it, xD)

[Carn]

after 3 hours of "contacting superiors" Carn receives the bounty of 8000 gold

"Gah, stupid bureaucrats, alright, may as well get something useful." heading down to the gun market he finds a somewhat small, lever action carbine. "I'll take this."

(Gunsmith) "Ah a nice piece, though a tad small for you i think."

(Carn) "Its not for me. thank you."   

wrapping up the carbine and putting in a sling across his back, Carn hears George on the radio

(George) "Some psycho in the hospital is doing some weid shit, I need help, now!"

Carn starts running to the hospital, which is thankfully on the same block as the gunsmith.  Bursting in with Roxane at the ready Carn sees whats going on

(Carn) "George take this," handing him the pistol he took off the Viper, a 45. calliber with a good rate of fire "Now then doc, i think i'll be checking my crewman here out of the hospital."

[George Mills]

Doctor: Test subjects, hooray!
The doctor presses a button on the table, and the corpse springs to life
George: What the...
The corpses head remains limp, while it makes a clumsily grab at George, causing George to fire twice into the corpse, resulting in exactly no change in it's animation. During the commotion, the doctor slips out of the back door.

[Koali]

SUMMON ME DAGNABBIT

I SWALLOWED A RADIO TUNED TO FREQUENCY 110

[George Mills]

"Carn, what about your statue thing? Isn't that thing a floating artillery?!"
The corpse makes another lunge for George

[Carn]

"Does he look like an attack dog to you? I dont have a koali whistle."  switching Roxane to fully automatic he yells to George before firing "Get behind me, NOW!" unleashing a hellstorm of bullets on the crime against nature, bullets which happen to be modified charge rounds

[George Mills]

George jumps behind Carn in a flurry of what can only be described as awesomeness, as the explosion behind him sets the creature ablaze. A low moan emirates from it's open chest.

[Carn]

"Now, we run"

[George Mills]

I begin to run, practically dragging Adam with me, a similar moan echoes behind us, confirming the creatures survival.
"How?! We blew up half the street!"

[Carn]

"Ah screw, bullets holes wont kill it, keep running try to find guards or get back to the ship and get her over here." stopping and unhooking Bloodsong from his belt, Carn advances on the creature"Well if bullets wont kill you, then id say its time to chop you up into little tiny pieces, what do you say?"

(creature) "UUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

[George Mills]

George shoots it in the head, once, twice, three times.
"Yeah, that's just pissing it off. Go mental, Carn!"