RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery

[MightyKeb]

**Nathaniel opens back the radio channels, "Didn't you attend your Koali-biology classes? I'm gonna take a long nap, Shaded has the helm again, ask him anything you'd like, just dont tell him to steer the ship around too much and definitely dont offer him grease on his engines for it."

[Carn]

"Ugh, put it there."Points towards the spot with the weakest structural integrity"Ive set some of my own in other spots."

[Koali]

"Aye!"

*Places the Powder Keg in the indicated spot.*

"You might wanna get some distance before I light the fuse. Don't worry about me, I can handle myself."

[Carn]

"Alright then, if you say so. "Back on the ships people!" the junkers crew was released awhile ago with water and without weapon "Light her Koali!!"

[Koali]

*Uses his Prometheus to emit a tiny drop of burning napalm that lands squarely on the end of the fuse.*

"Don't try to catch me!"

*Assumes Stone form.*

Now we need someone to describe a magnificent explosion.

[Carn]

(magnificent explosion)

KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

"HOLY........ AVOID THE CANNONBALL THAT IS KOALI!!!!!"

[Koali]

I understand you were eager for fireworks, but seriously. Step up your game, Carn.

There is a hiss as the spark travels along the fuse. It reaches the Powder Keg and everything is silent for a split second. There is a detonation not unlike the flatulence of Zeus, and the resulting shockwave rocks the Squid and the Goldfish like wine corks in a tsunami. Everyone's hair is blown into an interesting 'Swept' style. The mighty borborygmus is heard for miles, with small desert-dwelling creatures emerging from their burrows to see the colossal mushroom cloud.

Koali, of course, is launched skyward by the sheer force of the blast.

Carn and Nathaniel luckily avoid Koali as he crashes down in the dunes, creating a large crater.

[ShadedExalt]

Manly tears

"One, I can pilot just as well if not better than most, and two, what the hell did you mean by greasing my engines?"

*Shaded yells over the radio at [Koali].*

That was fucking beautiful!

[MightyKeb]

**Nathaniel raises his head a bit from his little bunk "Who let the gods mate on my ship?!"

[George Mills]

"Tell me about it"
George comes back walking onto the main deck
"Well, no point going to sleep now, what's on the agenda Carn?"

[Koali]

*Awakens from Stone form.*

"I don't even know if he's in a state to actually answer that. We should probably help Adam. Oh, and [Shaded], mind your language."

[MightyKeb]

"Whoa there, Koa boy. [Shaded] is a part of my crew, and for as long as he is I say noone's going to school his tongue and I won't let any who tries. He may talk like a brat, but he's my brat."

"Now shaded, how -fucking- beautiful was that again?" He smirks  back at his crewmate.

[Koali]

"We may be sailors, but we're more than that. Don't make me enforce it."

[MightyKeb]

"I don't mind what you make of us at all Koali. The problem starts when you enforce it aboard this squid. Now let me nap in peace, would you?"

[Carn]

waking up suddenly from behind the grenade barrel

"Whose the...? What? Oh, how far out are we from Yao Ling?"