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Offline Extirminator

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #330 on: April 11, 2015, 03:52:32 pm »
What if I told you... that those feelings are mostly due to combination of matchmaker's poor performance AND aggresive campaign of almost constant sales from november to the end of december (at least)?

There was one sale in that time period due to the winter holidays, blame Christmas for everything wrong in the world.
Matchmaker's performance was in extreme cases not ideal due to high MMR players crew formations, which was the blame for the abnormally long wait time, and they are working on that.
Also, I am quite sure non of the above justifies the amount of backlash in this thread.

Write an email to feedback@musegames.com if you're experiencing any problems and or would like to direct complaints, they would be more than happy to help, I am certain of it.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #331 on: April 11, 2015, 04:18:56 pm »
Not really hating on new players. Its hating on traditional tropes of bad new players. I'm extremely glad Muse is making the tutorials mandatory. There are too many players who jump right into it, then ruin games. They are the ones who rage quit and make things worse for everyone.

I'm not all out hating on Muse, just design choices. I appreciate the squid buff that has me playing more often again. But that doesn't stop me from voicing displeasure over their handling and implementation of MM which was 1 step forward and a dozen steps back. I love Muse, really. Theres just things that they do which tick people off that were easily avoidable.

If this thread becomes a voice for such so we can have a chuckle about it, so what? If not here then it'll only get worse elsewhere.

Offline Hoja Lateralus

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #332 on: April 11, 2015, 04:47:13 pm »
Apparently there are some things that are okay to joke about and some things that are not :P We joke about everything here. About veterans also.

But if you want to announce me the satan of your community then let it be.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #333 on: April 11, 2015, 05:03:04 pm »
Apparently there are some things that are okay to joke about and some things that are not :P We joke about everything here. About veterans also.

But if you want to announce me the satan of your community then let it be.

Just never invite I42, Extirminator, or Skrim to a roast ;D

Offline Schwalbe

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #334 on: April 11, 2015, 05:06:34 pm »
There was one sale in that time period due to the winter holidays, blame Christmas for everything wrong in the world.

FFS. Not only you suffer from certain memory loses, but also you call me a LIAR.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Ok. Choose the ground and weapon. In a month we - meet for the duel.
I don't mean in virtual reality.
I mean the REAL duel. And by weapons I mean one of those: knife, lead pipes, brass knuckles, hatchet. Not to the first - to the LAST blood.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #335 on: April 11, 2015, 05:18:16 pm »

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #336 on: April 11, 2015, 05:18:53 pm »
I don't get it :P

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #337 on: April 11, 2015, 05:22:34 pm »
Well if you are going to be the great satan of the GOIO community then whatever goes wrong with GOIO can be blamed on you. I'm just preparing for the day you develop a taste for probing cows ;D.

Offline Lanliss

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #338 on: April 11, 2015, 05:29:29 pm »
I thought we blamed Shink for everything.

Offline Hoja Lateralus

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #339 on: April 11, 2015, 05:31:59 pm »
Oh, I see :D

Well, things change, Lanliss.

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #340 on: April 11, 2015, 05:32:58 pm »

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #341 on: April 11, 2015, 08:18:17 pm »
lol I found the concept of duels funny.

Okay 1 v 1 me bro. now we walk 10 paces.
ok walk ten paces.

*soon as you turn your back. blam.
duel won. witnesses? blam.


As for the whole boohoo muse thing. *shrug. Just another day in guns. swal is special, he doesn't understand the necessity of the game's life cycle.

Now that I got a regular crew I'm gonna fly with them. I trained them, you damn straight I want some return in my invested time.
If thats unfair, oh well.

Like every community in the video game world says, git gud l2p.
In a competitive game, there's no hand holding. Only you holding people back and often times yourself by your own inability.
No one likes dead weight. Not even the scrubs themselves.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #342 on: April 11, 2015, 09:15:47 pm »
Well to be fair competitive for the first year and a half was...



With a couple casters that would never recognize it. Instead opting to go...



Really wonder some times how many more teams we'd still have going strong had the game not been so horrifically broken for so long. Just watch old streams and you'll visibly see ships rubberbanding all over the place.

Offline Dementio

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #343 on: April 11, 2015, 09:47:36 pm »
In a competitive game, there's no hand holding.

You are wrong.

Offline Koali

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #344 on: April 12, 2015, 02:59:54 am »
In a competitive game, there's no hand holding.

You are wrong.

I'll hold your hand, just let me keep the other one on the gun.