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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2014, 11:25:25 pm »
WELL COME AND GET ME SEXY!

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2014, 05:38:50 pm »
This is not in the least bit disturbing. So, since we've summoned Rethburn adequately - how do we capture him?

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2014, 06:03:42 pm »
You will need:
  • A stack of fan fiction.
  • A rope
  • A cage big enough for a Rethburn, or at least his cat that he may or may not have.

Step 1: Lay the Fan Fiction somewhere for Rethburn to find.
Step 2: Set up a delicate system with a cage attached to a rope. You must be able to pull some rope for the cage to fall.
Step 3: Wait for Rethburn to walk over the Fan Fiction.
Step 4: Pull the rope.
Step 5: You've caught a Rethburn! See step 6 if you caught his cat that he may or may not have.

Step 6: Use the cat as a hostage to bring Rethburn closer to you.
Step 7: Chuck the cage at him.

    Note.- Replacing cat with fan fiction still works.

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2014, 04:24:21 am »
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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2014, 07:27:10 am »
Its true, you need a Master PokeBall to capture Rethburn.

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2014, 04:42:28 pm »
can I not just spam Ultra Balls while he's on like 1HP?

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2014, 06:20:35 pm »
dont forget to use hypnosis

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2015, 12:14:09 pm »
Find a circle of power (ritual circle) somewhere in the woods, a goat, the blood of a virgin dodo bird and a bag of flower.
Wait till night, dance around the goat while naked and sprinkle the blood of the dodo around the goat, do this until first light then cover the goat in the flower.

I can prove it works, he accepted my friends request the moment the goat was covered in flour!
Now I have a RethBurn available to summon for all Mine needs..

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2015, 06:34:56 pm »
Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian.  RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.

Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2015, 07:26:35 pm »
Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian.  RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.

Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.
I'm guessing you go to your witchdoctor a lot then.

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2015, 02:45:18 pm »
Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian.  RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.

Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.

Could I have a link to the website please?

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Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2015, 02:59:06 pm »
The best way to summon rethburn is to get into GoIo and type in the global chat that he sucks at the game. You instantly receive a skypcall from him.