Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: ShadedExalt on November 19, 2014, 11:57:20 pm
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How does one accomplish this? Is it through the use of necromantic arts? A ritual chant? Yelling RethBurn really loud?
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Try this:
http://youtu.be/s9HijiKVvKE?t=18s
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Alternatives:
- Turn off the lights, start watching a mech vid, after 5 minutes, slowly turn around and fumble in the dark. The shadow or thing you touch, standing behind you, is The Rethburn.
- Type in global chat on GOIO you have contacts for receiving large amounts of Danish lager and the first PM you get is from The Rethburn.
- Make a random crewformation and, again, type in global you need a Munker captain, The Rethburn logged in message appears and you have a captain.
- Play drunk for 3 hours in European prime time. You will have played with The Rethburn at least 4 times on the same team.
Good luck. May the Reth be with you.
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Bully Boys trade secret...we could tell you, but then we'd have to Rethburn you.
You don't want to know what that means...
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T̤o͟ ͚̥͕̳̱̣̟͜i̻̭nv̶̥̜͓̱͚̖̤o̻͙̺͙̗͔k̹̥̝̭̪ę̲̘̼̞ ̖̱t̺̗̖̮h̢̞͚͍̜̰ͅè ̤̖̘͚̝̥̱hi̹͚͕̪͉̻ve͈͇͓̥̲̕ͅ-̡͓̖͚m̺i̡̼̙̯̜ń͉̥͎͍̪d͖͈̫ ̲̞͇̕r̪̬̯̤̫ẹp͈̦r̜ͅe̮͙͉͖̭̤s̺e̶͔͖̟͕n͉̬̗̱t̠i҉̳͚n̨̙͔̞̳g̭̪ ̧̗Ŗ̘e̩̩̳̳̰̼̹t̜͠ḩb͎͉̱̯̬̪͖u̮̭͙̩͉͚͙r̶̗͙̙̣̻͍n͉͡.̶͔
͙̗͙̲͎͙̦͞I̘̱͙͡n̯͓v͔o̩̱͕͙̝̱͜k̼̣͓͔ị̜͟ņ̻͈̼̲g̜͙͓̠̜̯ ̝͇̰̥̰̖̠ṱ̜͚̱̬͞ẖ̪e̘͕̫͔̩ ͎͇̭̤̻f̴ę̪e͇̩̼͘l̳̯͇͈ͅi̻̳̲͠n̞̮̱̝g̜͈͔̻ ̧̦o̷f͎̩͜ ̥̪Fạ̴̠n̫͕̖̺͞f̯̘̘͓ḭ̪̺̦͕͡c͇̫̩̪̼͓t̜̝̺i̛̫o̡̦n.̯̞͓̩̠̭͚
͇͞W̟̠͝i̸̱͖͕̳̟̰t̸̰͖̤͚͙̥h̶̞͕̟̱̟͕ ̵o̢͚̺̼u̲͎t̗͎͙̠̰͔͜ ̶̳̱͔̝l̠̭̤͇͖ͅi̻̭m͢i̡̝͉̝t̵̬͓̻͈͎s̱̞͉͕̼͡.̪̺
͙̪̞͎̮̀ͅT̳̯͎͈̹̼h̹͙̯͉͕̫e̘̱͈̠̭̹͈ ̟̗B̳͔̹ṷ̸͖̙l̘͉̦̫͉̱l̡͙̠͚̜͉͇ỵ̥̠̰ ̲̗̻͎̳͢B͇͙̱̬͕o͙y̛̙̪͔̫s͇̭͙̩͓̣̹͘ ̞͓̣̝͈͉͢h͇͠i̴̖v̜͉̗̺̪͈̻͞e̖̳ͅ-̟̞̼͔͕̣͕m͓į̼̼̠n͓d̡̥̦̼͔̻͓ ͓̮͇o͠f͖̬̱̜͕̠ ̦̦̰͠ͅc͡h̠a̴̬o͔̣̭s̥͍̲̭̕.̟͖̮͉͎̮͓ ͇̠̦R̳̳̪̩͔͞e͇̪̟̤̫t̘̲̪̤̺̖̪h͉̤̘B͘ú͍̟̙̙͓r҉̫̲̫͚̱̟ͅn͉͚.̡̥͚͍̹̻͓̬
͔͙H̛e͏̪ ͡w͞h̹͞o͓ ̤̠̀W̞͍̘̜a̸͕it̗̱͕ş̺̙ ̫̰͚̼̦̖̤B̗̻e͇h̝͜ị̣̻̙̦̫n͈̜̻̞̬͈̠͘d̲̺̣͕̞̣ ̧̻̜̝Th͇͚ḙ͔̀ ̡̳͈͙̻̜̻ͅT̜̗̣̖͖͖w͍̣̻̜͇̟i̭͝t̫c͎̗̬̦͜h̳͓͇̤̳ͅ-̭̦̠̙̮͕͘C͍̘̲̮̖̞̫͡h̬̞̺a̮̞̼̹͈͇̲t̯͇̹̠͜.̰
̹̺̬̰̠̥R̮̫͢E͍͝T̛H͈̜B̥̦͉U͔͙͎̝͍͕͟R͎̩̹̹͘ͅN͞!̞̭͞
(http://i.imgur.com/h9Gi8ZB.png)
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Rethburn put some pants on!
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??? I thought The Rethburn and The Zuka considered pants similar to kryptonite or some form of weakness?
But maybe it's just a myth.
Scientists have for decades tried to dress them up with pants but they break upon impact or first breath. Some say a pair of pants survived for 5 seconds but no record or proof of it. The quest for durable pants continues. It's a mystery still unsolved.
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Zuka prefers edible pants. The underwear just didn't last long enough and the peasantry demanded a proper food stimulus plan. Unfortunately for Zuka, he now has to wear a different flavor every day of the week.
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Summoning Rethburn? Oh that's an Easy one.
Summoning Reth—A guide for the uninitiated.
Resources needed:
1x Fanfiction, for the energy needed to force an opening in the fabric of the universe that summons Reth. (Slashfiction works best, however. Especially if it is provocative.)
3x Pints (UK) of the finest Danish lager for the substance of the spell.
1x 100 mL bottle of high-grade orphan tears.
5x powder monkeys' crushed hopes and dreams.
7x Candles, seated in ritualistic braziers.
1x Sudan red paint and paintbrush
7x Red roses
390x Red rose petals
1x Incense brazier stocked with incense
1x Mixing bowl and wooden spoon
1x lighter
Step One: Mix the formula
Begin by pouring the powder monkeys' crushed hopes and dreams into a bowl, and add in about 50 mL of orphan tears. Mix throughly. Next, pour in the 3 UK pints of the Danish lager. Add in a hint of Sudan red dye. Mix throughly and vigorously. Let the mixture settle for about five minutes.
Step Two: Setting up the summoning area
Using the Sudan red paint and the brush, begin by arranging the ritualistic Candles equidistant, at 7 points in a circle. Inscribe in the circle a 7-pointed star, the Heptagram. Be sure that the candles remain unlit. Scatter the red roses and rose petals around the area.
Step Three: Prepare the candles and light the Incense Brazier
Prepare the candles by painting their wicks with the Sudan Red summoning formula, giving the flames an adequate amount of fuel to burn. Bottle the leftover solution in a quartz bottle with an aged cork stopper. This remaining solution will be used to summon RethBurn in the Future. Light the incense brazier.
Step Four: Lighting the candles
Light the candles in a counterclockwise manner, starting with the southernmost of the candles, until all candles are lit.
Step Five: The Summoning
With the Fanfiction in hand, read out the summoning spell: "Rethburn , conjuro te , pro mea in consequentia , quae ad te pertinebunt"
Now, Read aloud the fanfiction, and with the final words of it, the spell will be complete, and the fanfiction will disintegrate. Rethburn has been summoned.
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T̤o͟ ͚̥͕̳̱̣̟͜i̻̭nv̶̥̜͓̱͚̖̤o̻͙̺͙̗͔k̹̥̝̭̪ę̲̘̼̞ ̖̱t̺̗̖̮h̢̞͚͍̜̰ͅè ̤̖̘͚̝̥̱hi̹͚͕̪͉̻ve͈͇͓̥̲̕ͅ-̡͓̖͚m̺i̡̼̙̯̜ń͉̥͎͍̪d͖͈̫ ̲̞͇̕r̪̬̯̤̫ẹp͈̦r̜ͅe̮͙͉͖̭̤s̺e̶͔͖̟͕n͉̬̗̱t̠i҉̳͚n̨̙͔̞̳g̭̪ ̧̗Ŗ̘e̩̩̳̳̰̼̹t̜͠ḩb͎͉̱̯̬̪͖u̮̭͙̩͉͚͙r̶̗͙̙̣̻͍n͉͡.̶͔
͙̗͙̲͎͙̦͞I̘̱͙͡n̯͓v͔o̩̱͕͙̝̱͜k̼̣͓͔ị̜͟ņ̻͈̼̲g̜͙͓̠̜̯ ̝͇̰̥̰̖̠ṱ̜͚̱̬͞ẖ̪e̘͕̫͔̩ ͎͇̭̤̻f̴ę̪e͇̩̼͘l̳̯͇͈ͅi̻̳̲͠n̞̮̱̝g̜͈͔̻ ̧̦o̷f͎̩͜ ̥̪Fạ̴̠n̫͕̖̺͞f̯̘̘͓ḭ̪̺̦͕͡c͇̫̩̪̼͓t̜̝̺i̛̫o̡̦n.̯̞͓̩̠̭͚
͇͞W̟̠͝i̸̱͖͕̳̟̰t̸̰͖̤͚͙̥h̶̞͕̟̱̟͕ ̵o̢͚̺̼u̲͎t̗͎͙̠̰͔͜ ̶̳̱͔̝l̠̭̤͇͖ͅi̻̭m͢i̡̝͉̝t̵̬͓̻͈͎s̱̞͉͕̼͡.̪̺
͙̪̞͎̮̀ͅT̳̯͎͈̹̼h̹͙̯͉͕̫e̘̱͈̠̭̹͈ ̟̗B̳͔̹ṷ̸͖̙l̘͉̦̫͉̱l̡͙̠͚̜͉͇ỵ̥̠̰ ̲̗̻͎̳͢B͇͙̱̬͕o͙y̛̙̪͔̫s͇̭͙̩͓̣̹͘ ̞͓̣̝͈͉͢h͇͠i̴̖v̜͉̗̺̪͈̻͞e̖̳ͅ-̟̞̼͔͕̣͕m͓į̼̼̠n͓d̡̥̦̼͔̻͓ ͓̮͇o͠f͖̬̱̜͕̠ ̦̦̰͠ͅc͡h̠a̴̬o͔̣̭s̥͍̲̭̕.̟͖̮͉͎̮͓ ͇̠̦R̳̳̪̩͔͞e͇̪̟̤̫t̘̲̪̤̺̖̪h͉̤̘B͘ú͍̟̙̙͓r҉̫̲̫͚̱̟ͅn͉͚.̡̥͚͍̹̻͓̬
͔͙H̛e͏̪ ͡w͞h̹͞o͓ ̤̠̀W̞͍̘̜a̸͕it̗̱͕ş̺̙ ̫̰͚̼̦̖̤B̗̻e͇h̝͜ị̣̻̙̦̫n͈̜̻̞̬͈̠͘d̲̺̣͕̞̣ ̧̻̜̝Th͇͚ḙ͔̀ ̡̳͈͙̻̜̻ͅT̜̗̣̖͖͖w͍̣̻̜͇̟i̭͝t̫c͎̗̬̦͜h̳͓͇̤̳ͅ-̭̦̠̙̮͕͘C͍̘̲̮̖̞̫͡h̬̞̺a̮̞̼̹͈͇̲t̯͇̹̠͜.̰
̹̺̬̰̠̥R̮̫͢E͍͝T̛H͈̜B̥̦͉U͔͙͎̝͍͕͟R͎̩̹̹͘ͅN͞!̞̭͞
(http://i.imgur.com/h9Gi8ZB.png)
This is literally going to give me nightmares, and I don't even know who Rethburn is.
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This is literally going to give me nightmares, and I don't even know who Rethburn is.
It is better this way, just what ever you do don't look up Rethburn Fan Fiction.
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You have gone and done it haven't you.
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It is better this way, just what ever you do don't look up Rethburn Fan Fiction.
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You have gone and done it haven't you.
When I looked up "Rethburn Fanfiction (http://www.wattpad.com/1456854-i%27m-the-school-slut-deal-with-it)" on Google.
Enjoy...
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When I looked up "Rethburn Fanfiction (http://www.wattpad.com/1456854-i%27m-the-school-slut-deal-with-it)" on Google.
Enjoy...
[̮̭͍s͖̤̬̪͇̜͝]̤̞̙͇͜m̨̮̩̯e̖͔śͅs̶͕̞͈a̸̼͖͖̞̻͈̜g͙͇͇̝̼e̵̺̠ r̪̖̟͉͇̣̩e̜̹d̩͔̪̖̦̻a͙̱̠̼̝͕̠c͔̬͉͉͎͘ͅt̡éd͙̹̹̬̫̖̪[̺͓̹̲̘͢/̤̙̦̼s̪̹̪͕̦̦̩]҉̲̜̦͇̹ ̹i͕͖̞̯̫s̸̩͈ ̣͕̫̯͉͟ͅa͈͙̫̹̣̹̜̕ ͔̥͕̻̜f҉̤u̻t̞ͅù̲͈̩̫̦̬r̭͖̩̫̤ḭ̩͉͕ͅs̷t̫͙͚i̢̳̺̯̩̥̰̝c͇̮͠ ͔̼̻̩͜w̡̟̱̙̮̣ͅo̠̭̪̥̠͙r̴͖l͕d͝,̩̮͎̝͉́ s̺ę̞̱̳̞̪̙̖t̨͕̭̳ ̙̪̝͕̺̥4͍̝̞̠̝0͉̪͎̱̕ ̻̬̼̫͔̜͜y͓̣͙͟e̬̳̣ͅạ̷̖͕̜r̪̲̘̞̮s̗̥͝ ̳͚̬͇ͅͅa҉̝̬̖͔̖̗h̵̯e̠͔̲͎͓̝ḁ̙̺͇ḏ̬͚͓͕͇̮́ ̟͖͔̖̤̀in̶̪̱̹͓ ̸̰̭̟̲͙D͙e̢̬͎͈͍nma̪͡r̻͔̼͎͚k̙͖͝.̶̹̩ ̷͔̼T̨̝̗͖̦̥ͅh͉̫̺̩̬̜e͎̫̭̫͙ ̞͞sto̟̥͚r̺̠̣̻͞y̥͙̳̭̻̜ ̨ṟ̪̝̠e͚̫̤̯̮̲͚̕v̟͟o̼̘l̞̭̞̣̣̙v̲̫̫̺̜̤e͘s ̛̠͖͚̤͔͚a̹̱r̭̯̣̟̣̟̕o̯̬̺̜͙ͅu͉̬̝͚͖̦͉n̫͓͟d ̘̪ͅt̡̯͙h̢̤͈̰ͅȩ̺͙̪̱ ̣̭̕g̩̖r͓̬̼͎̞̥e̩̩̳̳͓a̼̫̫̖̖͚t͏͍̹̦͚ ͏̝̦̹R̴͇͓ȩ̺̪̫̮t̳̦̳̠hb͈̱͇ų̤̖͕͖̫r̜͓̩̭̙̜̯n ̖̜̠H͕͠i̬̘͓̹ͅg̹̦̟͘h̴̼̱̮͇͎,̬̩ͅͅ ͚̞̪̙̠ḁ̷͎͇̱̩ ͇̟̥͉͖ͅs̸̗̩̰̥͖̼c̀h͖̥̻o͏̲̳̳o̲̰̲͡l͇̖͕͓͢ ͈̦̳̻k̷n̵̥̝͚̠̣̹͓o̢͇͕̭̫͕͚̬w̨̗̬̞͇͙̖̝n̛ t̰ơ͉̯̰ ̪͔͍͇̳m̗͔͝a̖̬n̵̬̫͚y̮̼͙̼̱̲ ͈͙͇̩f̧͚ò̗͕r̜͔̪͕̩̼ i͔̯̖̩̱̱͡t'̡̩s̴̯̥͍ [̳͎̬͝u̩]͉̙͠è̥̥͕x͇̪̪̞͚q̛̩̣̗̩̻ṷ͍̤͎̬̤̣ị̻̲̭̬̫̰́s̺̺̰̖̻̫͠i̻̫͖t̨e̫̙̣̞̹̫̜ ̗̤͖̞̤̘ͅq̕ͅu͏̦̜̘̲̹i͔̙s̫̳̺i͎̩n̳͓ͅe͙͓̹̰̙̫̯[̭͙͢/̼̺̝͖̭̭̕ư]͉͚̹́.͏̳̺̝̹͓ ̴̦̲̥͍̬ͅͅ
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̨̝͓͔̜̞̪͙I̡͎n͙̯̠͉̠ ̺͚̝̗̩̮ó̭̬ͅt̕h̩̪͓̪̪ḛ̠̖͕̳r̤͇̗ ̢̜̹n̻̗̣̲͕e̟̤w̪̦̻̙̫͉̟ś̺̣͔̥̼͔̞.̭̘͖̣̠͔͔ ̴I͈͎̣̫̞̘̮ ̫̗͕͖̳f͎͍̪͔e͍͈̬͎e̴̖͍͓͎l̼͜ a͉͕̙̼̖s̴̟͚̭̻ ̷i͓̰f̟̫̯ ͎̰̦t̝̣h̳i̸͎̣̩s͎̞̬̼̪ ͚̗̮i̡͇̳̼͍̜s̩͚̭ ͍͇͝a̪̤̜n͉̹̟ͅ ̷̩o͓͖͕͔̦͖̭͝m̻ḛ̢̱͙̭ń̦̙͇̟̩͖͕ ̺͎̞͈̭a͚̱ͅb̦͇͔̹o̧̞u̷̳̼t̕ ̛͇̺̳̩ͅm̢̞̣̻̫̟͉͕y̻̖̥̕ ͈̹̪̝f̲̮̻̼̣̤̪ut̡̘̺̝͇͇̱u̵̙͓̜̮̝͙̼re̩̪̻̠̖̲.̝͙̻̯̙̬̕ͅ
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Rethburn, you're sober, stop it it's scaring me!
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S̤͡H͘H͓̪̀ ̥̭̠P̰͚̬I̝̭̲͕̦̟Ę̤͔͎̠͍M͈̗͢A͉ͅͅŅ.̲̻̺̮̘̬̙͟ ̡̜͉̜I͍͚͕̜̙̙̦M ̞̥Y̮̹̘O͔͉̠͖͔̹̯U͝R͙͈̺̯̫ ̭͔̖͔͇͟B̖̻͓̤͉̱͡ͅO̲̪Y͉͉̦̦̠F͈͇̻̞̣̹͔R̻͈͓̞̜͔̭I͔͎͝E̠͖͠N̵̙͔̲̯͔͚̼D̗̳͉̥̰̫̗͡ ͈N̝͓̝̳̯̹̕ÓW,͙̣͓̜͓̮̀ ̢̱̲̞̠̼ͅN͖͔̳͇̺͇͔͠A̗̲͟N̯C̯̟̳͈Y̹̫̤̺̫͎
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WELL COME AND GET ME SEXY!
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This is not in the least bit disturbing. So, since we've summoned Rethburn adequately - how do we capture him?
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You will need:
- A stack of fan fiction.
- A rope
- A cage big enough for a Rethburn, or at least his cat that he may or may not have.
Step 1: Lay the Fan Fiction somewhere for Rethburn to find.
Step 2: Set up a delicate system with a cage attached to a rope. You must be able to pull some rope for the cage to fall.
Step 3: Wait for Rethburn to walk over the Fan Fiction.
Step 4: Pull the rope.
Step 5: You've caught a Rethburn! See step 6 if you caught his cat that he may or may not have.
Step 6: Use the cat as a hostage to bring Rethburn closer to you.
Step 7: Chuck the cage at him.
Note.- Replacing cat with fan fiction still works.
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S̷̰̟u̫͎͇̭̝̣̙͠c̦̩̭̰̙h̠̞̞͍̜͉͔ ́t͉̪o̟o̼̦͇͚̱͔̩ls̡̼̝̺̖ ̷̦w̙͙͖̞͎o̠̘u̢͕̮͖̼̫͍̘l̖̩̹̥͈͕d ̜̯͉n̶͎̤͙e̲̪͉̩̞͔v̳̼̟͇̬e̟̯̯̳̥ͅr͇ ͙̟̘̪͉̼w̯̰̠̻̦͇o̪̹r̻̪͍k̥̝͍ ̴o̼̠͈͡n̠͇͚̯͡ m̘̯͚͘ͅe̗̙̹ ͕̞͕F̙̥͈̝̼̜́O͔̠O̘̺͇͜L͏̳̯͖̗͚!̥̹̜̥̖̦
̖̟͍.̜̲̰̖͍͈͎.̠̟̝͜I̘͡ ̟̠͎̰̫d̢̥͔̯̩̬o҉̟n̥̰̲̥͕͞'͠ṱ͉̟̀ ͜ev̭̦̼e͉̤̝͈̕n̩ ͈͖̱́ͅh̘̻̱͖͖̻a̯v̨̼̦̟͙̝̯̣e̹̦̯ ̼̖̰̟̮̰a͠ ̶c̦a͖͍t̸ͅ,̙̗̲ ̖͈͚I̷͉͓̣̻̗̺̜ ҉̰̱̟̠͉ͅh̩̪̣͉a̟̮̠͈ͅv͖̣̟̻͔e̕ ͙͖̲̖d̨͙̼͚̘̗͈o̪͍̗̭̮̲gs̼̦̘͇͝.͎̹͕̮̱̥̩ ͍͙͙Ḭ̜̫̝̘̝̪͟'̗͖̜m̖̝̻͓̺̪͔ ̠̪̼a̭͓̥̲͙͙̣ ̸͎̠͉͉̯do̯̯͖͍͔̩̠ģ̦͙̲̦-̘̝p͍͉̩̲̫͡ḛ̯͘r͉̺͉̻̦͙ͅs̡̖̝̘͓̖̠o̳̳̟̳͡n̠̦̫̫̮.͓̦̣̘̫̣̀
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̛͇̹..̦̫̗̞.̘͓̺͚W̩͕͕̖̗oo̟̭̲f͎̝͉͎͍̣ͅ.̟͎̥̪̝̻
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Its true, you need a Master PokeBall to capture Rethburn.
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can I not just spam Ultra Balls while he's on like 1HP?
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dont forget to use hypnosis
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Find a circle of power (ritual circle) somewhere in the woods, a goat, the blood of a virgin dodo bird and a bag of flower.
Wait till night, dance around the goat while naked and sprinkle the blood of the dodo around the goat, do this until first light then cover the goat in the flower.
I can prove it works, he accepted my friends request the moment the goat was covered in flour!
Now I have a RethBurn available to summon for all Mine needs..
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Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian. RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.
Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.
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Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian. RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.
Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.
I'm guessing you go to your witchdoctor a lot then.
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Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian. RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.
Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.
Could I have a link to the website please?
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The best way to summon rethburn is to get into GoIo and type in the global chat that he sucks at the game. You instantly receive a skypcall from him.