Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[David Dire]

Me: "Someone get on the left flamethrower!"
Level 3 engineer: *Gets on right flamethrower* "I'm on the left flamethrower!.... wait..."


Some engineer on one of the ships in a pre-game 4v4 match: "Let's not name all of ourselves Spire"
*All Ships name them self Spire*






Captain: Woah, that galleon moved quickly, I think they have Hydrogen
Me: Well of course they do, it's called the HindenburgTitanicII

[Kamoba]

SapphireGold: "Oh, there's a swabbie here!"
Me whispered: "shhh... You might scare it aware..."


SapphireGold: "Swabbie Pls!"

[Schwalbe]

"Waffle! Waffle! Waffle, do it! Do it Waffle! Waafffleee!"

Captain: Woah, that galleon moved quickly, I think they have Hydrogen
Me: Well of course they do, it's called the HindenburgTitanicII

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH OH GOD THIS ONE'S SO GOOD.

[Steam Powered Norich]

Context: My friend was captaining and kept bumping into mountains because he didn't see them saying they kept sneaking up on him.

Next time we crash: Crewmember to captain "Sneaky Sneaky!" the voice he said it in as well made me laugh for ages afterwards.

[Piemanlives]

"Skies above, when did we get a name change?"

Me, just now.

[Schwalbe]

1: GERMAN INVASION IN THIS LOBBY! Could it been anything worse?
2: Russian invasion.
1: What the fuck is going on?!
Me: ANSCHLUSSZEIT

[Replaceable]

Marauder Zwyrol: Inside someone's butt. Preferably not mine.
Marauder Zwyrol: Oh shit, wrong channel

[GeoRmr]

ONLY THE GREAT ROAR OF A V8 TURBOCHARGED DIESEL ENGINE CAN SATISFY THE TANK

OH YEAH BROTHA THESE SMOG CLOUDS ARE RIPPING UP THE ENGINES LIKE MY FORD F350 RIPS UP THE OZONE LAYER

HEY WERE YOU FORCED TO RIDE IN A PRIUS AS A CHILD? HURRY IT UP.

GOTTA USE RANGE FINDERS TO SPOT THE ENEMY LIKE A GARMIN GPS SPOTS DISASTERS IN MY FORD F350S TURBOCHARGED DIESEL.
IT GUIDES BULLETS LIKE THE GPS GUIDES ME TO THE HOME DEPOT OH YEAH

THE TANK ONLY EVER GOES FORWARD ON THE ROAD




~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx

[Kamoba]

The Tank is hilarious! Such Roleplay!

[DJ Logicalia]

Pfft. Just go ahead and ask Tank who his favourite player is.

it's me \o\ \o/ /o/

[HamsterIV]

When I first met ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx I didn't know if I should block him or encourage him. At least he is consistent.

[David Dire]

When I first met ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx I didn't know if I should block him or encourage him. At least he is consistent.

Ah, the tank.

Literally the one person who acts like that who I refuse to block.

[GeoRmr]

OH YEAH BROTHA THE TANK IS GONNA ROLL THROUGH HIS ENEMIES LIKE HIS FORD F350 ROLLS THROUGH FIELDS OF FLOWERS ON THE RUGGED PATH TO MANHOOD

OH YEAH BROTHA THE TANK IS GONNA SMASH THROUGH YOU LIKE HIS FORD F350 SMASHES THROUGH SAUDI OIL PRICES

[GeoRmr]

THE TANK PREFERS LION GUNS, THE LIONS ROAR REMINDS HIM OF THE SOUND OF HIS F350 WHEN HE STEPS ON THE GAS. JUST AS THE NEIGHBOURHOOD SHAKES AT THE SOUND OF HIS FORD F350, SO TOO SHALL THE ENEMIES SHAKE AT THE SOUND OF THE LIONGUNS ROARING.

[Indreams]

To those who are wondering, this is a Ford F350.



I live in the Southern United States. There's a lot of these ... things ... on the road.

And with the dropping Gas Prices, I'm seeing a lot of these on the road.
They get 5 kilometers per litre, make fumes and skid marks, and endangers a specie of American liberals.