Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 923803 times)

Offline Asteria Bisset

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #375 on: November 18, 2013, 04:03:09 pm »
*C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER*

Me: Hello, crew! Welcome aboard my ship! If anything goes wrong, blame me for being a terrible pilot! Take whatever you want and shoot whatever you feel like! I don't care what you bring as long as it makes sense to you! And I will not yell at you as long as you're nice, can hit things and shoot shit! Because I'm flying this thing and you don't need to fly shit.

Enemy Engineer 1: You have to the be the chillest captain I've ever seen...

Enemy Engineer 2: I like their team better than this one. Can I swap?

Enemy Captain 1: NO! YOU ARE WITH US FOREEEVVEEERRRRR!

Offline Gryphos

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #376 on: November 18, 2013, 05:55:39 pm »
Me:
"Welcome aboard the Griffin's Gizzard, where the puns are bad and the evasive manoeuvre is always 12"

This basically sums up the experience of serving aboard my ship.

Offline Sammy B. T.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #377 on: November 18, 2013, 06:47:40 pm »
Well if we are doing opening spiels.

"Welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar best/fastest/most resilient Junker in the game, I will be your captain this evening. Top deck engineer, I'm sorry."

Second match

"Same as before but happier and with your mouth much more open."

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #378 on: November 18, 2013, 07:11:47 pm »
My second match spiel is usually "Ok everyone same plan, less sucking." Especially if we lost the last game.

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #379 on: November 24, 2013, 03:28:58 am »
Spiels? Well in that case "Welcome aboard the Starboard Angel, the ship of ever changing builds."

That then becomes.

"Right, lets try that again."

Offline Dr Pantaleon

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #380 on: November 24, 2013, 09:45:58 am »
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ever Onward on the afternoom flight to doom. Weather above the clouds: sunny, weather below the clouds: cloudy. There is a chance of death throughout the day."

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #381 on: November 26, 2013, 10:18:21 pm »
Nico.: "Why does our hull keep going down so fast?"

Me: "It's a Spire."

Zander: "Yea, the hull is made of paper. Paper and hope."

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #382 on: November 29, 2013, 05:34:41 pm »
Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.

Offline GreyTea

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #383 on: November 29, 2013, 05:40:37 pm »
Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.

and our loved burned bright like the fire weapons and our bound as strong as our galleon rams

also

Piemanlives: Hey Grey what ship five
Me: But am a squid arrrrrrrrrr like a teddy bear cuddling a polar bear

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #384 on: December 01, 2013, 04:29:52 pm »
Shinkurex: they'll casually walk on over and kindly ask for your death

Offline macmacnick

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #385 on: December 03, 2013, 02:28:15 am »
Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)

Offline Dutch Vanya

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #386 on: December 03, 2013, 04:18:32 am »
Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)
I don't even...

Offline Riggatto

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #387 on: December 10, 2013, 12:34:45 am »
While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*

Offline RethBurn

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #388 on: December 10, 2013, 03:10:58 am »
While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*

Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #389 on: December 10, 2013, 03:15:37 am »
This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.

Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!

Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!

Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!

Me:  Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!

Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!

Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!

B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?

*Sometime later*

Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....

Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....
« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 03:22:52 am by Piemanlives »