Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Asteria Bisset]

*C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER*

Me: Hello, crew! Welcome aboard my ship! If anything goes wrong, blame me for being a terrible pilot! Take whatever you want and shoot whatever you feel like! I don't care what you bring as long as it makes sense to you! And I will not yell at you as long as you're nice, can hit things and shoot shit! Because I'm flying this thing and you don't need to fly shit.

Enemy Engineer 1: You have to the be the chillest captain I've ever seen...

Enemy Engineer 2: I like their team better than this one. Can I swap?

Enemy Captain 1: NO! YOU ARE WITH US FOREEEVVEEERRRRR!

[Gryphos]

Me:
"Welcome aboard the Griffin's Gizzard, where the puns are bad and the evasive manoeuvre is always 12"

This basically sums up the experience of serving aboard my ship.

[Sammy B. T.]

Well if we are doing opening spiels.

"Welcome aboard the Admiral Quackbar best/fastest/most resilient Junker in the game, I will be your captain this evening. Top deck engineer, I'm sorry."

Second match

"Same as before but happier and with your mouth much more open."

[HamsterIV]

My second match spiel is usually "Ok everyone same plan, less sucking." Especially if we lost the last game.

[Piemanlives]

Spiels? Well in that case "Welcome aboard the Starboard Angel, the ship of ever changing builds."

That then becomes.

"Right, lets try that again."

[Dr Pantaleon]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard the Ever Onward on the afternoom flight to doom. Weather above the clouds: sunny, weather below the clouds: cloudy. There is a chance of death throughout the day."

[James T. Kirk]

Nico.: "Why does our hull keep going down so fast?"

Me: "It's a Spire."

Zander: "Yea, the hull is made of paper. Paper and hope."

[Piemanlives]

Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.

[GreyTea]

Me: What are we doing?!

Grey T: Intershipual love, get used to it!

and over the course of the match me and him yelling sweet nothings to each other.

and our loved burned bright like the fire weapons and our bound as strong as our galleon rams

also

Piemanlives: Hey Grey what ship five
Me: But am a squid arrrrrrrrrr like a teddy bear cuddling a polar bear

[Piemanlives]

Shinkurex: they'll casually walk on over and kindly ask for your death

[macmacnick]

Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)

[Dutch Vanya]

Me: 'Err... We had to Zukathanize them...'
 *Zuka starts cracking up*
My explanation to why we killed our ally mobula, which had gone rogue; Everyone was in shock that we were able to kill our ally mobula without using mines.
(The best part was we won that match, and on a Spire)

I don't even...

[Riggatto]

While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*

[RethBurn]

While on a junker
Riggatto: Man the aft guns!
Hamster: I'm getting on aft guns! *jumps off the back of the ship*

Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS!"
Rethburn: "MAN THE AFT GUNS"
GeoRmR: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"
Grey T: "IM GETTING ON AFT GUNS"

[Piemanlives]

This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.

Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!

Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!

Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!

Me:  Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!

Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!

Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!

B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?

*Sometime later*

Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....

Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....