Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 923724 times)

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #255 on: August 08, 2013, 01:01:54 pm »
During a 2v1 encounter where both left and right guns on a junker were shooting:

Wazulu: "Hamster you always put us in the most chaotic fights"
Me:        "We aren't dead yet I don't see the problem here"

Offline Gambrill

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #256 on: August 12, 2013, 07:55:23 am »
"Greased rounds in a flamer? A greasy fire! Sounds like the aftermath of an indian feast!"

-Captain Kuro who was my gunner

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #257 on: August 14, 2013, 11:11:54 am »
Some random kids last night whose name I sadly can't remember accusingly asked me.

"Do you talk like that in hopes of getting something out into that quote thread."

No, I just talk in an epic fashion and when you joke every second, statistically there will occasionally be a good one.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #258 on: August 14, 2013, 11:15:29 am »
"The words you're looking for are "Wow Sammy, how did you avoid that?""

-Sammy B.T.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #259 on: August 14, 2013, 07:07:52 pm »
I love my thread.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #260 on: August 16, 2013, 03:13:13 pm »
"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
-Keyvias
-Anonymous

« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 03:16:46 pm by N-Sunderland »

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #261 on: August 16, 2013, 03:43:24 pm »
"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
-Keyvias
-Anonymous

Subtle. I don't think anyone but me, with my awesome skills of deduction, will discover that it was Keyvias now.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #262 on: August 19, 2013, 12:10:17 am »
Me: Where the hell is our ally? He isn't responding!

*dramatic pause*

Random: He's surrendered, Jim.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #263 on: August 19, 2013, 12:20:03 am »
I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Edit: Of course he is. So much for having fun star trek quotes. Now I'll have to be something stupid like "Obi Wan Kenobi" who doesn't have any quotes.

Seriously. Nobody's gonna say "He's dead, Obi". How stupid does that sound.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2013, 12:25:24 am by Keon »

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #264 on: August 19, 2013, 12:24:45 am »
I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Picard is taken

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #265 on: August 19, 2013, 12:47:54 am »
If I had a nickel for every time somebody said:
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a gunner, not an engineer!"
I would be getting hats faster than a squid on moonshine.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #266 on: August 20, 2013, 12:08:30 am »
I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #267 on: August 20, 2013, 12:20:29 am »
I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.

The whole stream was great, but that was just the cherry on top.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #268 on: August 20, 2013, 01:41:57 pm »
1v1 is hugely imbalanced.  This is where your 2nd ship comes into play.  We didn't design the game for 1v1.
This should be plastered across the screen of every first time pilot. Just because there are two or more enemy ships in the air doesn't we pair off like dance partners.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #269 on: August 20, 2013, 11:25:08 pm »
*Cake vs. Muse game*

Cullen: Go Cake!

Random: there goes your job.