Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[HamsterIV]

During a 2v1 encounter where both left and right guns on a junker were shooting:

Wazulu: "Hamster you always put us in the most chaotic fights"
Me:        "We aren't dead yet I don't see the problem here"

[Gambrill]

"Greased rounds in a flamer? A greasy fire! Sounds like the aftermath of an indian feast!"

-Captain Kuro who was my gunner

[Sammy B. T.]

Some random kids last night whose name I sadly can't remember accusingly asked me.

"Do you talk like that in hopes of getting something out into that quote thread."

No, I just talk in an epic fashion and when you joke every second, statistically there will occasionally be a good one.

[N-Sunderland]

"The words you're looking for are "Wow Sammy, how did you avoid that?""

-Sammy B.T.

[RethBurn]

I love my thread.

[N-Sunderland]

"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
_-Keyvias
-Anonymous

[naufrago]

"I want. To eat this guy. With my mouth."
_-Keyvias
-Anonymous

Subtle. I don't think anyone but me, with my awesome skills of deduction, will discover that it was Keyvias now.

[James T. Kirk]

Me: Where the hell is our ally? He isn't responding!

*dramatic pause*

Random: He's surrendered, Jim.

[Keon]

I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Edit: Of course he is. So much for having fun star trek quotes. Now I'll have to be something stupid like "Obi Wan Kenobi" who doesn't have any quotes.

Seriously. Nobody's gonna say "He's dead, Obi". How stupid does that sound.

[Piemanlives]

I have two questions.

1: How come kirk gets all the fun?
2: Is picard taken?

Picard is taken

[James T. Kirk]

If I had a nickel for every time somebody said:
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a gunner, not an engineer!"
I would be getting hats faster than a squid on moonshine.

[Keon]

I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.

[N-Sunderland]

I think the word "Five-Zill victory" meaning a 5-0 bout counts.

The whole stream was great, but that was just the cherry on top.

[HamsterIV]

1v1 is hugely imbalanced.  This is where your 2nd ship comes into play.  We didn't design the game for 1v1.

This should be plastered across the screen of every first time pilot. Just because there are two or more enemy ships in the air doesn't we pair off like dance partners.

[James T. Kirk]

*Cake vs. Muse game*

Cullen: Go Cake!

Random: there goes your job.