Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Silas Knight]

Someone get on the Saja Hawajikimjakinaihaja...er...the main gun...
-Me, Today.

[DMaximus]

[10:57:52 AM] shinkurex: Zill is my world

Nothing we didn't already know, but it's always nice to have confirmation.

[Sgt. Spoon]

*Cake vs. Muse game*

Cullen: Go Cake!

Random: there goes your job.

xD

[Sammy B. T.]

Zachary is totally grounded.

[Mill Wilkinson]

DMax as an engie, after getting hit by a hwacha-barrage: "My everything is everything!"

[DMaximus]

DMax as an engie, after getting hit by a hwacha-barrage: "My everything is everything!"

Sometimes words are hard. Especially when I'm engineering.

[James T. Kirk]

"This looks like a fun match. Wish I was playing in it..."

Our poor allied captain in the flotsam tournament.
Said he was lagging pretty hard.

[Shinkurex]

Sir Hippo: Don't hit the things that look like big packages in the sky Zill
Shinkurex: But they're sooo preeeeety
                  Then they give hugs
Dmax: MEAN HUGS
Naufrago: They hug like an anaconda
Dmax: AN EXPLOSIVE ANACONDA
Dmax: OF DOOOOOOOOOM!

My clanmates when noticing cakes mine launchers.... It was a pleasure flying against you Cake...

[Piemanlives]

As it was Merry Men, it was a blast of a match.

[James T. Kirk]

Thanks to the Merry Men, Cake now has a new term for mines: Presents.

Get me closer, Zenark! I want to hit them with my incendiary present!

[Piemanlives]

Lets give them a burning surprise!

[RearAdmiralZill]

Hey, you guys must be doing something right. I double checked to make sure my engies had fire tools lol.

[Zenark]

*Flies much closer* Here you go Kirk, Rustle Their Jimmies!

[Syconawt]

Doing some 3v3 practise with the BFS, Haven and anyone else who wanted to show up.

Brick: "I'd love to face an all-spire team to get some ramkills in."
Me: "Ah now, that'd be like finding a needle in a haystack."

A couple of matches later, we face an all-spire team.

Me:"..............."

Also, referring to someone who would just keep saying "F*ck You" over the voice chat.

He's like a vulgar Pokemon.

[Zenark]

*Just joined some pastries, waiting for a lobby to fill up*

B'Elanna: Hi, Zenark.

Me: Hey, B'Elanna

B'Elanna: I like Zenark, he always sounds like he wants to die.

Me: Q.Q